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2014

03

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Battered Legs of the DAy

Everything Lindsay Lohan does is porn to me…

I used to do something called the Lindsay Lohan Deathwatch…back when she wasn’t eating, doing tons of drugs, before she went to rehab…and miraculously maintained her tits (because they are fake)…

The funny thing is that she looked better than than she does now….

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The funnier thing is that she still hasn’t died…

That said, I always like to think that weak, broken, dying, unhealthy girls are erotic.

I am not blind and realize it is disgusting…but it is the reason I have sex with homeless girls.

Sure they smell like death, and the rotting flesh from the drugs and lack of hygiene…isn’t awesome, even if our circles call it the Gangrene Zombie Pussy…it’s not a hit TV show…but they rarely say no.

They are just too fucking tired….to run…

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2014

03

Jul

Gabriela Rabelo for Miz Couture Lingerie of the Day

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Wanna know what the world doesn’t have enough of?

Girls willing to get naked or half naked for very little money in hopes that it leads to greener pastures.

The funny thing is that I’ve seen so much of this shit…and despite all the butt pics being produced on a daily basis for girls or by girls on social media. I still haven’t found the butt pic I’m looking for.

That’s some philosophy right there…

Her name is Gabriela Rabelo – these are for something called Miz Couture Lingerie…

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2014

03

Jul

Audrina Patridge in her Underwear of the Day

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I wonder if you’ve hit rock bottom in terms of your celebrity – when you start taking erotic pics in your underwear for a membership porn site…after accepting a free vacation in Bora Bora in exchange for an instagram post…because 10 years after reality TV career..you’ve disappeared..

I guess we could just ask this trick Audrina…but I’m not sure she’d be understand what you were saying…I’ve heard she’s that level of retard.

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2014

03

Jul

Penelope Cruz Nipples in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Penelope Cruz is a mom of 1 or 2 kids but more importantly, she has nipples when she’s wet in a bathing suit…something so much more appealing if these weren’t pictures of Penelope CRUZ in a bathing suit on the beach…but rather a girl giving me a blow job…

Speaking of girl giving me Blowjobs, there was a minute where I was fucking this skinny bitch who thought Penelope Cruz was her celebrity look-a-like, because she had a huge fucking nose and so does Penelope Cruz…

So if anything, this bitch encourages girls with shitty noses to not get plastic surgery, which can’t be a good thing, at least not in this superficial world we live in…it’s like just because Penelope Cruz made a career off her flaws, she’s even an Oscar winner, doesn’t mean you should, you elephant-faced, bird looking motherfucker, who we can use as a sailboat in the event the world finally floods and kills us all of, as we hope it does…

Either way, here’s bitch having a better life than you, when you’re all low class, poor and pathetic…like me…it’s not a good look for anyone, but if we cared about that…we would be poor and pathetic in the first place…

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2014

03

Jul

Kelly Brook Dressed Dumb while Riding a Bike of the DAy

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Kelly Brook is pretty much a nobody UK titty model who moved to LA to star in what is probably the shittiest of movies…because I guess that’s what hollywood is about…taking fame seeking topless models and giving them a venue, no matter how low level, that feeds their ego…and makes them feel special…when really they should just be topless models…

Well, along with her ego, it looks like Kelly Brook has also been feeding her almost 40 body, maybe a little too aggressively…at least that is what this Maternity looking Jumper makes her body look. It is some ill-fitting – awkward and I don’t understand it.

I’ve been saying, since I fist heard of her titty modelling career…that huge natural tits like that…don’t come with a fast metabolism, and any stupid pics you see of her are doctored as fuck, but more importantly she starves herself for 2 weeks before doing the shoot…maybe something she should be getting done to all her pics..

It don’t matter what the fuck she do. What matters is how dumb she looks when doing it – without her tits exposed….seriously all this would be fantastic with toplessness.

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2014

03

Jul

Liv Tyler’s Shitty Panty Flash of the Day

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Old as fuck Liv Tyler decided to go out and fight with the wind for the paparazzi, because as she nears 30 she remember a time when she was an it girl and this is a good way to draw a bit of attention to recreate the glory days…

I was more into her before when she was the lie in her mother’s groupie behavior, you know when she told one rockstar that she was his daughter when she was really another rockstars daughter…making her change her name at 14 to Tyler…because that’s when the Paternity tests, and what I like to call the lottery win happened…

It’s just a nice kind of broken…that only comes when you’re from a household of slut.

Here’s her panties, appreciate my GIF.

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2014

03

Jul

Suki Waterhouse Almost Has an Upskirt of the Day

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Here are some shitty paparazzi pics of Suki Waterhouse getting out of a car in a skirt…because she’s a model who is dating Bradley Cooper, which I guess makes her more important than other models, because the world hasn’t realized that none of these idiots are talented, interesting or important…if anything they are the annoying kid in your high school class always telling a bad joke for attention because their dad’s hated them…if they even had a dad..

I prefer when Suki Waterhouse WAS SHOWING NIPPLE FOR FASHION … back when she was desperate to make it…because it would mean that she could land an Bradley Cooper…and she did…so a win for her, is a lose for us.

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2014

03

Jul

Tila Tequila Fat Pregnant Fame Whore in a Bikini of the DAy

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If you are interested in seeing how TILA TEQUILA got pregnant, here is some footage….

That was back when she tried to have a sex tape to regain the fame she once had…which failed..

So now she’s turned to being pregnant, because she know it will collectively make anyone who remembers TILA TEQUILA from her early nude pics, to her early lesbian porn, to her early myspace fake friends scam that got her a TV show when MTV didn’t understand the internet, to her own army of fans who defended her honour and stuck with her until she pretty much disappeared, only to make headlines for converting to being Jewish 2 years ago…to being a Nazi one year ago…to releasing PORN 6 months ago…to this….want her to throw herself down the stairs…

She’s the kinda of pregnant bitch who makes even the most religious Jesus freak believe in Abortion…third, fourth or fifth trimester, as long as you take the demon that is Tila with you…

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2014

03

Jul

Nicola Peltz for Violet Grey of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the new Megan Fox…

So I like her for proving that Megan Fox has no talent, is a hack and that the only thing that was ever important about Megan Fox was tricking people into thinking she was the hottest thing around…and once that happened…life was easy.

One day the world will realize that Acting takes no talent at all, especially if you’re a chick. You just need some really basic skills like reading and remember a few lines, but more importantly, an ego and arrogance so that the people around you believe you when you say how you got into character and channelled your tormented childhood into this role…go fuck yourself you self involved poofter…

Either way, Nicola Peltz, may be one to watch, is in some pics looking’ good enough for whatever magazine this is.

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2014

03

Jul

The Man with a 10 Inch Penis Made it Bigger of the DAy

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To fuck with the masses of men who feel like they have too small of a cock, because despite what the media tells you, size does matter and every girl I’ve talked to has loved every big dick she’s had, and laughed about every small dick she’s had…mainly my small dick…that’s how I know it happened…

This dude, who is cheesy as fuck, straight from 1992, because I guess that’s where Ireleand is at, was born with a 10 inch peen, which in Ireland is like having a 42 inch peen, it just doesn’t happen to those white dudes, that’s why they fight so much…small penis rage…decided to make it bigger because…he wanted “a monster”…

That makes me laugh, and I can assume he’s already had numerous porn offers.

As for the rest of us with small penis, the only hope is young chicks who don’t know better, fat chicks who are so lonely they will take anyone, broke chicks who are so broke they will take anyone, single mom’s who have horrible shredded vaginas that they are willing to not fill so that their kid has some security, there are hookers, and BONER PILLS THAT MAKE YOUR DICK ALL THE DICK IT CAN BE EVEN IF YOUR DICK IS PATHETIC AND THAT’S NOT SAYING MUCH

This dude is ridiculous…

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