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2014

01

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

There’s something entertaining about medical forums where people ask doctors their medical questions online…

There’s something erotic about medical forums where women ask doctors their vagina problem questions…and post pics…it’s like awkward sexing between some girl who can’t afford a doctor and a guy who is pretending to be a doctor on a forum because girls send him pussy pics….

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Here are some links….

Condom Wrapper in her Hair is the Ultimate Walk of Shame
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The Rapper Who Cut off His Penis – Wants to Do Porn
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Here is a Woman’s POV…of Her Half Naked Tits
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Kelly Brook’s Instagram Asshole
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13 Notes Written For Bike Theifs
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Elodie Frege is a Topless French Singer from France
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700,000 Foot Portrait in the Desert- CRAZY
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Candice Swanepoel is Hot as Fuck
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The Best Internet Reactions To Hobby Lobby!
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Kendall Jenner White Bikini on a Paddleboard!
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Kelly Brook’s Tits on Instagram
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Jennifer Lopez Booty in Jeans
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Irina Shayk in Maxim…
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Miley Cyrus Bangers Outtakes
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Lea Michele Pokies
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Angelina Jolie is Old as Fuck
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USA World Cup Game in GIFS
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Her Name is Aida Yespica – Here Are Her Bikini Candids SHe Paid the Paparazzi to Take
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The BEst Celebrity Arrests of 2014
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Rose McGowan See Through Top
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Tennis Players in Bikinis….
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Anna Kelle Bikini Top Tits
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Irina Shayk for Maxim
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GOOPY BARDOT
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The World’s Tallest Waterslide!
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Beyonce in Concert!
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Vanessa Hudgens Hiding Her Face
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Naughty Bubble Tea Ad
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Vanessa HUdgens is Crafty
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Dakota Fanning Bra and Ass in Very Good Girls
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Lea Michele Stupid Faced at WHole Foods
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Dog Likes Corn on the Cob
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Kate Moss Pokies!
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Random Bikini Catalog Model
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More J.Lo Ass in Jeans
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Khloe Kardashian Topless!
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Megan Fox Throwback
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LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini
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Tits in Ibiza on a Nobody of the Day
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The Best USA Soccer Fans
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Some Random Trick in a Bikini
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Eva Amurri is the Pregnant Celebrity Child of the Day
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Not Into Her Husband Fucking Trannies
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Kim Kardashian Can Really Open Her Mouth Wide
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Ariana Grande Performing
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Ali Landry with Snoopy
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Alicja Bachleda-Curus Wet and Hot in Ondine
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The Best Types of Fireworks
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Kimberly Garner – Side Boob
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Is July The Best Month of the Year?
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Hot Pics of Emma Watson
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Amanda Seyfried’s Got a Horrible Ass
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Harry Potter Walking a BUnch of Dogs While Smoking is Insane
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Naked Soccer
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Ball Cap Naked Dance
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FUCK COUGARS NOW
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Huge Fucking TIts
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Huge Fucking TIts for American Apparel
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Elsa Hosk Tits in GQ ROmania
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Smoking Cam Girl
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Get Boners…
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Drunk Dude VS Urinal
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Bully Gets Knocked the Fuck Out By a Street Vendor
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Girl Cuts Her Shirt in Public
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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The Girl Who Shows Her Vagina To Random People is a Hero
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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Cool Shirts Bro!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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2014

01

Jul

Ashely Benson and Shay Mitchell in Bikinis of the Day

Ashley Benson was one of the fat chicks in Springbreakers, who was in her bikini the entire time and who I said to myself “if she was going to be in a bikini for a fucking movie, why wouldn’t she starve herself for a month when preparing”….

I mean she’s not a pig like Kate Upton, but she’s dumpy and a little fucking energy would change that in 3-5 weeks, we’re talking under 15 pounds here…but a crucial 15 pounds that will make all the difference…

Then I thought…”maybe her character needed to be dumpy 15 pounds overweight to make her relatable to the audience since girls are all fatter now”..

But I guess these pics of her in her bikini, covering up because she knows she’s dumpy, prove that that was just Ashley Benson…

I mean who else goes in the ocean in a fucking towel unless they are muslim…or fat chicks…

To me, this is just her being lazy…she has the resources and the team and the potential to be so good…but instead she just focuses on her tits like other fat chicks and that’s a bummer…it’s teaching horrible things to her massive, young, fan-base…like to overeat and not exercise…

Either way, her friend and costar Shay Mitchell is in a bikini with her…doing the same thing…because I guess that’s how friends support each other – instead of saying “no” when she demands ice cream….or cake..

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Posted in:Ashley Benson|Shay Mitchell

2014

01

Jul

Carmen Electra for Galore of the Day

First, I want to say that I am friends with people who are involved with GALORE …they are fucking awesome…they produce great photoshoots of babes…and they have a good attitude about it..and I am a fan of whatever it is they are doing…and support all that they do.. It’s a perfect balance of edgy, interesting, sexy and high quality….these motherfuckers are doing it right…

That said…Carmen Electra…their latest subject…I guess in a feature called “hanging on as hard as I can, at least I still have a hot body, ignore my mangled surgery face, that I am showcasing to anyone willing to look, because even last week I released a music video…I’m desperate, notice me still please….I know I look like a hooker…I know the botox has gone bad…I still have fake tits though…look at my fake tits though…do I still look as desperate when you look at my fake tits”….only they probably didn’t have the room on the page…

I mean the pics are hot…the shoot is hot…Galore did hot work…even Carmen Electra’s body is hot…but the face…that shit is scarier than Dave Navarro cumming inside of it…

VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE
VISIT GALORE

Posted in:Carmen Electra|GALORE

2014

01

Jul

Abby Brothers Gets Her Nipple Painted for Steve Shaw of the Day

Abby Brothers is a model that I’ve been following on instagram. You know just another one of those LA girls who I don’t really know why I follow them…but who get bikini work, and do topless work, and do all the hipster magazines that aren’t even real magazines…I just find them hot…even if they are all pretty much the same… I’ve posted her Naked With Hipster Bush For Terry which is probably where I fell in love, you see, I love bush…

And now she’s being shot, in Video by the genius Steve Shaw, who you may know as the guy who founded TREATS MAGAZINE and thus Emily Rat-Cow…who I hope he has 20% of.

I don’t know if this video is good or not, I couldn’t really watch it, I was busy staring at Abby Brother’s bush…the kind of bush I’d still fuck even if me and her were brothers..

I just know TREATS brings it…so I’m sure it’s worth it…

Posted in:Abby Brothers

2014

01

Jul

Selena Gomez Cameltoe of the Day

Selena Gomez went out in public rocking a massive camel toe because I get her labia are mangled thanks to being destroyed by Bieber’s giant penis…

People get so mad when I talk about Bieber having a giant penis. It makes me laugh and that’s why I do it.

It’s not like I’ve seen his Penis, but I’ve heard from at least one hooker who has fucked up, 3 pornstars who have fucked him, and one other random chick who fucked him, that motherfucker’s penis is porn level and dangerous…

Maybe that’s why Lupus Gomez goes back for more…she can’t fill the void, not even when she tries with her pants…

Who knows…who cares…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez

2014

01

Jul

Sarah Hyland in a Bikini Top of the Day

Sarah Hyland creeps me out despite the fact that she has tits…and wears a bikini…and is in her 20s…there’s just something about her that makes me think she’s 15 and I hate 15 year olds…and I can prove it to you because in Canada it is legal to fuck 16 year olds and I don’t…I mean to me there’s no better proof than that….

I just keep thinking she had a stage mom who found some hormone suppressants to get her into a Disney Role that would take her into her 30s playing a teen…the Peter Pan formula…but then she takes Sofia Vergara’s lead and busts out her tits for her fans…and I’m left confused…but not too confused…I can power through this…thanks to tits.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland

2014

01

Jul

Genevieve Morton in Lingerie of the Day

The scam is working! People are finally hiring her for work. Now I don’t know how much they are paying her, or if they are paying her, maybe she’s just doing it for free food, because based on her body, I am going to assume she likes food…a lot…maybe even too much…

Last week SHE HAD HER NIPPLE IN SOME CATALOG

THis week, more lingerie, like how did this happen…it was only 3 weeks ago when people would say “Who the fuck is Genevieve Morton you keep calling fat and useless”…and I’d say…”Some opportunist gold digger who scammed her way into Sports Illustrated because they needed a South African girl because that’s a strong market for them, but who never was able to get a job or relevance like Kate Upton despite all the press they got her, and despite her huge tits”…and then they would say “why do you know this, you’re a fucking loser, you shouldn’t know about useless people and their life stories unless you are fucking them”…and I agree.

Here’s her lingerie shoot…

Posted in:Genevieve Morton

2014

01

Jul

Aymeline Valade Nipples for Vanity Fair France of the Day

I am not going to research this model Aymeline Valade…Her name is ridiculous and I have posted her Tit for Fashion at least once before, which to me means she’s relevant enough, and I guess Vanity Fair France agrees with, as they should…because I am an expert at this stuff…I’ve made a shitty fucking life out of it…and I have the curse of telling people I have a blog, like i”m a 15 year old girl who doesn’t have her driver’s license yet, and has no choice but to blog to entertain herself…only unlike a 15 year old girl…I am not fun to look at myself in the mirror while I masturbate during some teenage self discover…if anything I am scary.

These pics of Aymeline Valade aren’t that great – but nipple carries them for me…and for you.

Posted in:Aymeline Valade

2014

01

Jul

Gwyneth Paltrow Playing Hollywood Legends for Max Factor of the Day

I am going to assume that Gwyneth Paltrow got paid a million dollars or more to do this campaign for Max Factor cosmetics….and I got paid zero to promote it…because the world is not fair, there is an injustice and that’s ok.

If you’re wondering why I am posting it, it’s because I like the arrogance, or how presumptuous it is of Gwyneth to pose as Audrey Hepburn and Brigette Bardot….I mean even if it wasn’t her idea, there is no way that this rich kid who got daddy to hook her up with work, that led to more work is ever going to be a Hollywood Classic, the reality is, if she wasn’t always talking about herself, no one would even remember her or any of her work…

I can’t imagine in 40 years people masturbating to any of her work, in fact I can’t imagine anyone masturbating to any of her work now. I don’t even think Brad Pitt jerks off to memories of fucking her when he hides in the bathroom for some alone time….

THis level of obnoxious entertains me…and it is all about me people.

Posted in:gwyneth paltrow

2014

01

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens posted a bikini pic of her hiking to some beautiful and lovely place where she stripped down and jumped into a swimming hole…in some hipster high on acid pretending they are a hippie despite living in a 2 or more million dollar home staffed by mexican gardeners, cleaning ladies and personal chefs, because that’s what being rich and famous is about, pretending you really grasp life and that you are down to earth because you didn’t fucking shower…and cuz you eat organic fucking granola bars in designer clothes that feel like hand me downs because they were given to you but still are designer clothes. Fuck you.

Anyway, no one seemed to care that this picture happened, and I think she was upset about it, because the paparazzi took pics of her and she kept hiding her face, probably crying from the last week of feeling like no one cares…

Well I care, I encourage bikini pics, like I encourage nudes, but she’s already done those, I’d kind of like her to do it again…you see the ice has been broken…step it up and you will matter.


TO SEE HER HIDING HER FACE IN ALL KINDS OF CRAFTY WAYS BECAUSE I ASSUME SHE EITHER HAS A HERPE OR SHE HAS HAD HER LIPS DONE OR SHE IS FEELING MANGLE-FACED
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Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens