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2014

23

Jun

Amanda Seyfried is Dead of the Day

I like to call this recent Amanda Seyfried instagram photography piece: “Demonstrating What Justin Long Does to her Sex Appeal”….He murdered that motherfucker….and left that shit to die…

Coincidentally, I watched Lovelace this weekend….she’s got good tits when you don’t imagine Justin Long’s “Mac guy” mouth all over them / cumming all over them…making me think he has a huge penis, because why else would he get all the pussy, because he’s famous? I mean she’s famous she has options…maybe dude got paid for that Mac rebrand in Apple stock and is now a billionaire, or maybe Amanda Seyfried has no self respect, and maybe…I hate that I just thought of Justin Long’s cock….but with a name like Long…it’d only be fitting…I can’t stop….even when I want to.

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2014

23

Jun

Jada Pinkett-Smith In a Bikini of the Day

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Jada Pinkett-Smith wore a bikini…I guess the beard was given the week off from bearding her homosexual husband, who isn’t homosexual, because in scientology homosexuals don’t exist, that’s why all the homosexuals who sign up the shit sign up to the shit….it allows them to believe their bullshit lie…even when getting hand jobs by male masseuses as their autistic kid who is not austic according to Scientology die in the Bahamas shower…John Travolta…

There have been stories of Jada and Will having an open relationship, which is how a publicist spins “he’s gay”….

So she bangs other dudes, as he bangs other dudes…and here she is in a bikini….I mean I don’t care about Jada Pinkett even in a bikini..she’s old as fuck and a mom of a bunch…and not that interesting to look at…but I guess bikinis is what I do…and in doing that, I take the good and that bad, like yesterday in the park, I stared at whatever was half naked in front of me, and some of those half nakeds should have been in snow suits…while Jada…is like whatever.

TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

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2014

23

Jun

Emmy Rossum Has Hard Nipples of the Day

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If a bitch who you’ve seen topless on TV because it was the only job she could get in a time when she didn’t want to turn to stripping or cocktail waitressing…that worked out for her….has hard nipples – does it matter?

I am going to go with yes….because people fucking love nipples…it’s what they sucked on as babies to get fed, or what they didn’t suck on as babies to get fed, because their mom’s weren’t into having their tits sucked by a lecherous little troll that crawled out of her pussy to ruin her body and life…in both cases …the nipples still matter…

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Posted in:Emmy Rossum

2014

23

Jun

Aubrey O’Day Bikini Vacation Pics of the Day

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Her name is Aubrey O’Day, you barely know who the fuck she is, but you remember hearing her name because she had sex with Diddy when she was on his TV show…which spiralled into a life of getting fatter and fatter for her black audience, who likes a white bitch juicy as fuck, but more importantly, because she was eating her sads…

That said, she’s got fit, still has a big booty, fucks a white guy who saw opportunity and didn’t care that her pussy was tainted, which is really unlike most white guys I know…you see I don’t care what a girl sticks in herself…from produce, to household objects, to men and women of different ethnicities…but for some reason…every white guy I know does…at least if it’s a black guy…it upsets them…

It looks like she may have got a free cruise and did her own little catalog for them on her instagram…all bikini, all the time, and I think she looks pretty awesome for what I assume is a horrible person.

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2014

23

Jun

Jessica Simpson in Car Erotica of the Day

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Jessica Simpson was trying to avoid the paparazzi the other day, so she decided to take advantage of the erotic pose of her in dress with her tits busting out, and pose for her husband and baby daddy, we like to call “Lottery Winner”…

I guess a slimmed down Jessica Simpson is still hot enough to look at when busting out of her dress, if you can see past the fact that her dumb as shit brain you all laughed at is worth over a billion dollars thanks to middle of the road fashions at K-Mart…making her smarter than any of you…which is something that people have killed themselves for less depressing and disappointing facts….

In fascinating “Simpson” news…Ashlee Simpson has no ass

…which is convenient because it mateches her career. Life in the shadow of her half retard sister..To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Ashlee Simpson|Jessica Simpson

2014

23

Jun

Random Hot Instagram Ass Workout of the Day

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It turns out that not all instagram workout videos are created equal. This one is what I like to call fitness porn…because there is nothing practical in watching this…other than the boner or sex thought it may give you…but as far as I’m conceded those aren’t so practical…especially not when you work at a daycare.

Not that I work at a daycare, but that would be the worst place to experience this video, it could get you arrested…

I don’t know who the “model” is, but I assure you, she knows EXACTLY what she’s doing here…she just knows the instagram grey area…Don’t show spread asshole, that’s porn, but do fitness in a thong and it is just encouraging healthy living..intense…

Posted in:Videos

2014

23

Jun

Rita Ora’s Amazing Mesh Dress of the Day

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Our good friend Rita Ora, who some of you may say we’ve never met, so how could she be our good friend, and you’re right, but I don’t leave my house, I talk to a pug all day, and figure this is the internet, I can pretend she’s my good friend if I want to, what are you gonna do, arrest me…or shun me for the lies…I mean I used to pretend I was an 18 year old girl and make old men sext me before calling them gay after breaking the news to them…before realizing that it was pretty gay that I was pretending to be a girl and sexting dudes…

Either way, Rita Ora was brought in as a back-up Rihanna in the event Riahnna crashed and burned. She hasn’t done much yet, and everything she does seems like an Rihanna impersonation, you know practice for when she has to work Hollywood Boulevard after all the rich men she dates dump her cuz she’s old and not Rihanna…

She’s wearing her Jeremy Scott for Moschino fetish gear in public, and I dig it…so let The Rihanna impersonation continue!!

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2014

23

Jun

Maggie Duran and Others for Purienne of the Day

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Purienne is one of the better and more relevant hipster erotica photographers to come out the last decade.

He takes a lot of hot, young, models and gets them posing naked for fashion and all the girls are down cuz he’s Purienne, and known in that world…the world of hipster erotica for fashion…

He runs a magazine called MIRAGE that’s filled with glossy images of babes…and I’m not sure if these pics…are for that magazine

One of the girls is MAGGIE DURAN , a model I follow on Instagram, because I love her and want her to have my babies, or at least have unprotected sex with, because condom’s are for pussies and I’m too old to catch anything from these young girls, that I don’t already have, even ones who sleep around a lot…not to say Maggie Duran sleeps around a lot, as far as I’m concerned she’s a delicate virgin sent from heaven…stop looking at her vagina..

I don’t even know which one of these girls is Maggie Durann…I am bad at this game…but they are all hot.

Posted in:Maggie Duran

2014

23

Jun

Carmen Electra’s Werq VIdeo is Depressing for Carmen Electra of the Day

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This is a horrible way to start any day…

It was brought to my attention that Carmen Electra released a music video last week….a video very few people cared about…and that I guess would make a Carmen Electra fan sad…if she still had fans.

I remember a few years ago, she was hosting parties for 1500 dollars at local night clubs, and now she’s trying to become the stage act, because even she knows that EDM or whatever this is, is a joke and a scam that is brainwashing all the idiots…and making people stupid money that they probably get together and laugh about…

I see this more as a staying relevant, mocking herself in one last attempt to get noticed, because she decided to not bow down and have family, but to pursue whatever the fuck this is…

I mean, the good news is that you know she can’t be taking these or herself seriously, otherwise this would be really pathetic and sad…but then again…maybe it is really pathetic and sad…

Posted in:Carmen Electra

2014

23

Jun