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2014

24

Jun

Ashley Smith is a Busty Trick for Fashion of the Day

Her name is Ashley Smith, she’s been modelling forever, but only recently did she start getting any real attention, that’s not to say she wasn’t always making models, it’s just to say that I used to follow her on instagram and harass her, before being deleted by her and blocked by her, as girls do when they can’t deal with the burning love they have for me…you know when my romantic advances upset their boyfriends…but since those days, she’s got a following, still has awesome huge tits and a gap and despite our love never materializing through instagram, like it has with so many other girls I’ve had sex with, I still believe there is hope for us.

HEre she is in unFLOP magazine by our friend and photographer SILJA MAGG

Good times were had by all, but I’d like more nipple.

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2014

24

Jun

Zoe Dechesne Topless on a Yacht Video Weirdness of the Day

This is a weird video of Zoe Dechesne.

I don’t know who the fuck Zoe Dechesne, apparently she’s some Sports Illustrated model, but I don’t know if that’s true or not, because I am too lazy to look, and the truth is, I don’t really consider Sports Illustrated models to be actual models, they are just busty girls who have tricked you into thinking they are better that average girls in bikinis, because they have the right friends and/or agents who throw them into SI for free, thinking it will do amazing things for them, when in reality there is only a Kate Upton success story from their roster every decade….and if you look at Kate Upton…you know that not only a lot of food went into her, but also a lot of Marketing..

Anyway, this Zoe is not Kate Upton, and Sports Illustrated wasn’t her meal ticket, but she was in the magazine in 2010, and what better way to draw attention to yourself now, than to be on a a yacht with her friends topless, which in France, where I assume she is from, with a name like that…is considered wearing a shirt…

I am all for girls getting topless when together, they don’t need to be a one time Sports Illustrated model to make it count…in fact I want every girl topless all the time…it will make my life more interesting to go through…

TO SEE ALL THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Jun

Sex in the Streets of Paris and Other Videos of the Day

Police Save a Woman who Tried to Get Run Over by a Train

Failed Assassination Attempt from Last Year

A dude who pissed himself on the Bus

Escalator Fail…

Weird Performing Art…Screaming into Crotches

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Do you ever fantasize about marrying and then getting a middle of the road, average looking, pretty suburban fat girl pregnant, so that you can forever live in mediocrity, you know an average man with a simple life and a simple wife…struggling to save up to go to Disney land? Because I am trying to find a porn about that…and nothing’s coming up…

Here are some morning links…yes..they just happened..

Britney’s Birthing Hips
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Hayden Panettiere’s Skimpy Pregnancy Clothing
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My Girl Phoebe Price Showing Her BRa
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The Kid Who Organized all the Candy
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Super Mario Bros Acapella – Why Do Peeople Still Do This
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The Craziest Celebrity Stories of 2014 So Far
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Elisabetta Canalis in Lingerie
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Very Cool Optical Illusion
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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The Greatest White Players in NBA History
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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This is a Galery of “Seriously WHo Does This”
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

24

Jun

Audrina Patridge Bikini in Bali of the Day

It’s nice to see that in Audrina Patridge’s retirement, yes I know she booked some NBC late night show, but I like to pretend that it didn’t happen, and that there is still hope for society….

She has taken on a new hobby, and that’s editing songs over her photoshopped instagram bikini pics, it’s so artistic, even though I know she had someone on her team do it…

I guess she also to play in the pool with coconuts, because this vapid cunt can be funny sometimes, at least amongst her circle of dudes using her for her money and fake tits, cuz the dumb ones are always the easiest to trick….

Either way, she was on a free vacation paid for by a hotel she plugged and I like that kind of “work” ethic….

TO SEE ALL THE BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Audrina Patridge

2014

23

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

According to this pic, Side boob is not as good as underboob…and it is definitely not as good as the girl in running gear buying ice cream at the grocery store, a place I like to creep on single woman…I mean if more people who were buying ice cream looked like that…I’d actually like wife naked…because ice cream seems to be all she knows.

Here are some stepLINKS…

Britney Spears Thighs
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Emrata’s Lips Look Real…But Not as Real as her Monobrow
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Huge Tits
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Kate Hudson’s Getting Her Bikini Ass Kissed
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Funny Note from Neighbor about Dog Shit
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The Girlfriend Experience is now a TV Series on STARZ
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More Kate Hudson in a Bikini
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Slut of the Day
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TO Celebrate Kristen Bell and Dax Reproducing again, Here’s the Best 2014 Celebrity Pregnancies You Want to Have End in Abortion
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Miley Cyrus Gets Her Pussy Grabbed….
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Karreuche Tran Nipples…
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Stacy Keibler Busting Out on a Pregnant Hike
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Nicole Kidman’s Implants and Pokies
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Rita Ora in a MAgazine
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Khloe Kardashian is a Racist Indian Hater
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Parachute Gets Tangled
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Miley VS a Banana
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Jessie J Panties on Stage of the Day
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Paddington Bear is a Creepy Motherfucker
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Jaime King’s Swimsuit See Through
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Taylor Swift’s Dress Getting Blown Up…
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Robin THicke’s New Video is Not Blurred Lines
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Drone Records Yacht Fire
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Kate Beckinsale Must be 100 By Now…
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Miley Cyrus’ 14 Year Old Sister is her Pussy Police
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Amanda Crew Tits iN Crazy Kind of Love
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Taylor Swift Leg Show
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Elle Fanning Causes PEDO Riots in TOkyo
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More Elle Fanning Causing Pedo Riots in Tokyo
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Jennifer Lopez Level Six Cameltoe
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Some Ass Shaking
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Very Specific No Fishing Sign
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Southwest Flight Attendant Performs Security
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Hank Baskett Cheated on Kendra Wilkinson with a Tranny
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Some Chick Named Dillion Harper Stripping
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Thigh Gaps
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Frances Bean Cobain VS Lana Del Rey
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12 Pics of White Girls VS Starbucks
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Miley Cyrus Spread Beaver Shot
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Miss Teen Colorado Did Porn
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Public Upskirt
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This is where all the Cougars Who Want to Fuck Play…
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The Evolution of a Trap
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Great Ass
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Nude Erotic Model of the Day
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So Many Girls Getting Their Fuck On…
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Rhian Sugden is a Busty Geek
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The Grossest Cam Whore Ever
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

23

Jun

Drunkenstepfather EDC Exclusive of the Day

Unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life by becoming a DJ right around the time DJs started getting paid stupid fucking money thanks to EDM going mainstream and all the lame suburban college kids decided they were ravers….

Or unless you’re the DJ who pulled off the greatest scam in the history of life’s groupie girlfriend, who when I used to go to raves we’d call the “DJ HO” or “record bitch”…back when DJs used records…

Or unless you’re the sponsor, the VIP, or the dude making stupid money after organizing this event…

Music festivals seem like a fucking nightmare…and I wouldn’t be caught dead at them, no matter how hot everyday girls giving the party life one last shot before turning 30, coupled with half naked 20 year olds, are…

But I would convince my black friend to go take pics from drunkenstepfather, because half naked 20 year olds to 30 year olds raving..as stupid as it looks or sounds…are fun to stare at…

So here’s our EDC exclusive…shot on a point and shoot by a black man…probably dressed like a muppet…named kaveriis photos

Posted in:Events|Photos|stepEXCLUSIVE

2014

23

Jun

Kate Hudson’s Ass in a Hot Bikini of the Day


The fascinating thing to me about Kate Hudson is not that she leveraged her mother’s celebrity to have a career of her own, despite not being a good actor, reminding us that acting is a fucking scam, despite how important they try to make you think it is…

It’s not that her ass has shat out at a few kids and still looks good, it’s that it is still intact after so many celebrities have cum up inside it…some of those celebrities even went onto try to kill themselves over this…Owen Wilson…

I mean, she’s old, she’s a mom, she’s still got a hot ass…it’s confusing…To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE and

UPDATE – My friend’s have updated pics of her getting her ass getting kissed by her boyfriend for the paparazzi- weird – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Hudson

2014

23

Jun

Kelly Osbourne’s Ass on Instagram of the Day

Fat Kelly Osbourne decided to flash her ass in a thong to instagram, and unlike my instagram when I post a thong, she wasn’t deleted, because she’s Kelly Osbourne and in turn a huge TV star and by huge, I mean literally huge, I remember her in the fat years, and no matter what color her hair is, she’ll always be that hungry thing feeding…

I am sure she’s a lovely person, I mean how could someone mooning the internet, living off a trust fund, pretty much set for life, yet still working be a bad person. This is the kind of thing we want from a girl…so if anything…I should be celebrating her….yet for some reason I hate this, but I’d still buy the panties…if she was to sell them on ebay for charity…and I guess so would every Ozzy fan who loves him so much that masturbating to his daughter…is less gay and even less weird, but barely…than masturbating to him…

Posted in:Kelly Osbourne

2014

23

Jun

Anna Paquin Tits from True Blood of the Day

I don’t watch this show, but if you’re looking for an episode recap, my friends over HERE do.

I do however appreciate the move towards showing titty on TV, because like the Willis sisters and Rihanna, I don’t think the nipple has to be hidden, and despite being called a Misogynist, even by some of my closest friends, I believe in women equality, and love women, especially when they have the right to be topless in public, which they do in many cities already, so I don’t know what people are complaining about, but let them complain…

You see, I’m old as fuck, and remember when the fat dude on NYPD blue’s ass was the most hardcore TV went, and I thought to myself, shit, we live in a shitty world, where that is pushing the boundaries of TV nudity, so I turned to the internet, along with everyone else, and here we are now, 2 decades later, with tits on TV…I feel like we’ve won something…and today that win is Anna Paquin tits via some show everyone gets overly excited about because they are the drone zombies in the show and don’t realize it…which isn’t really a win at all…but still tits…

Posted in:Anna Paquin