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2023

27

Jan

Jenna Ortega Slutty Selfie of the Day

Jenna Ortega is pretty overhyped right now, she’s the new it girl thanks to her version of a teen Christina Rocco’s Wednesday Addams…she’s a star baby!

I don’t know where she came from, but with my facial recognition blindness, she’s got the same ceiling eyes as Sydney Sweeney, so probably the same cloning lab..only instead of big sloppy tits as big as her head, they made her look like a stunted, underdeveloped teen in her 20s, which apparently people like.

Along with stupid dances that they were excited she choreographed and that the lame girls of tiktok have done their rendition of, even though actors should know how to dance, especially ones young enough to be part of a retard generation who only communicate through emoji and 15 second dances, she also slutty selfies….it’s part of the culture man!

I remember when you had to put effort into getting a pic like this, you had to be special, now it’s just standard operating procedure of owning a pussy. Easier for us, I like it.

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2023

27

Jan

Feminist Friday of the Day

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I think all girls of the internet consider themselves feminists, because they like the marketing hook that comes with feminism….girl power.

Maybe they like that it makes a great excuse to get naked on the internet, you know blame misogyny for objectifying you, thank feminism for you exploiting said misogyny, by giving the paying perverts what they want….GIRL POWER.

They probably don’t think that it’s all part of an agenda to take them as far from their natural purpose of breeding and raising their kids, because they are too busy wanting to buy purses….GIRL POWER.

I don’t care about any of that, because these girls aren’t pushing their bullshit feminism on me, I just assume they’re feminists, instead they are braless, which is more of a fashion thing, a showing off tit thing, a comfort thing…and I doubt they are all annoying about it….but instead are just like mindless and excited to put their tits out there through a shit for all to appreciate and APPRECIATE I DO…..

Fuck bras, if I have to pretend they are bondage from the patriarchy to get them off, I’ll do it…I’m a hero like that….a TITTY LOVING HERO….

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2023

27

Jan

Full Back Panties Friday of the Day

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Looks like FULL BACK Panties are making a comeback.

They aren’t the shameful panty girls who randomly get brought home for a fuck after unsuspecting they were being brought for a fuck…so they shamefully remove them as quickly as they can because they’ve been conditioned to think that full back panties are shit, not just good at catching shit, but actual shit….not to be worn, not be seen, unless you’ve given up….like sweatpants in the 90s, they were frowned upon.

As a fan of panties, that’s a good thing…the more panty content for us perverts to stare at, the
better.

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2023

27

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Like grandpa always told you, he who knows how to fish gets pussy for life, and all it takes is a
net, a blacked out van and a basement to house said fish before you are found and killed by
the Swat team…

I actually didn’t have a grandpa, but if I did, I like to think that is the kind of advice he’d give me,
you know reducing women to the fishy pussy smell because he’d have only known rank bitches,
with that manosphere masculine energy of conquering the pussy because you are a man, even
though none of the simps into that shit conquer anything but they pretend to when screaming on
XBox microphones…

Point of the story, fishnets are a different kind of net to entrap fish, assuming you call pussy fish,
which I don’t, because I think pussy is heaven.

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2023

27

Jan

Rita Ora is Topless Flirtin’ of the Day

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Rita Ora Tailiki Waikiki is doing something topless, not topless enough since she’s got tits that created her celebrity, but topless in the first pic in a Playboy shoot to get you in the mood for what’s to come..the foreplay pic.

She knows the people need her seductiveness or topless to notice her and I figure she’s done all she can, from marrying a top Hollywood talent, to sucking all them dicks at all the right parties over the the last decade….

But I think this is pretty cocky….not showing nipple when topless, it’s almost rude at this point , especially if this is her last ditch effort to finally be a pop star before she’s too old, since she’s old.

I think she’s mocking us, but hey “take a topless in bed pic of me being coy and playful like I’m not a human trafficked professional, since you’re an academy award winning writer/director and know how to capture a mood” is still something!

If she feels she deserve a hit after a decade of sucking dick for a decade, make it count!

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2023

27

Jan

Kaili Thorne’s G-String is Cutting Off her Circulation of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is Bella Thorne’s illegitimate sister the mom adopted and brought to LA to either hedge her bets with another Florida child to make into a star, or to be the one they put on the frontlines as they Navigated the creepers of Hollywood while protecting the Golden Child Bella!

She was early to the selling racy content using the strong family brand name to push subscribers and I like to think her high earnings influenced her sister to hop on board despite being a Disney kid by building out her own premium content channel and her own agency producing content for other people to produce premium content….it’s all so exciting because it’s turned normies into pornies!

I think that Bella Thorne hooping onto the platform was like Kim Kardashian promoting a period pill, all the drones who do what these ppl tell them get on board with the idea, and now as perverts we are drowni in nudes!

My timeline could be totally off, I could be giving the Thornes too much credit, but when I see the sister’s g-string basically cutting into her like a torture device, murdering or at least torturing that ass because she’s racy, maybe too much credit is what the family needs!

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2023

27

Jan

Courtney Stodden Bikini on a Boat of the Day

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I may be the only person who thinks Courtney Stodden is a legend!

Her and her clown matter but that may only be because I am old to remember when she was tabloid fodder for being the child bride, which in and of itself was pretty fucked up, but no one seemed to think it was off at the time, instead they’d point at the young girl and call her a whore who ruined the life of an actor no one ever heard of before her.

I was always convinced she was a stripper he met, in her mid 20s and the underage bride thing was just a weird marketing angle, but I have a feeling it actually was just a creepy story.

But since she went full bimbo, turned to sex tapes, now exclusive sexy content for the fans, maybe my conspiracy is right.

I do know that my biggest opportunity and biggest fail in this website business that is hardly a business was not collecting enough cans to afford a flight to her Halloween party I was invited to.

We could have had it all Stodden, you miss all shots we don’t take, I could have been hired as her pool boy or assistant responsible for folding her panties. The dream, lost!

JOIN THE NEWSLETTER YOU ASSHOLES!

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2023

26

Jan

Ashley Greene Kinky Workout of the Day

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Ashley Greene was always overrated Florida trash, who pretended to be Hollywood glam, but you know that no one took her all that seriously….especially after lying to us about not fucking the Jonas Brother she was dating for clout during the Twilight Saga she was lucky enough to be cast on, where hopes of dreams of no longer being Florida trash could be tasted harder than that Jonas Brother’s pussy juices while they were pretending to be celibate!

Anyway, she fell off, twilight was her only real gig, and now she posts content, probably paid content deals, so she’s still earing, of her humping some kind of fitness machine that I’ve been getting ads for all day thanks to this pic..

As the story of Florida trash goes, she’s got a body, even as a mom, with tits I’d be down to feed on…so watching her hump her way through fitness is brilliant enough clickbait for me.

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2023

26

Jan

Jodie Marsh Keeps her Round Tits Working of the Day

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Jodi Marsh, GLAMOUR MODEL, who does good things for animals, and not just the freaks who still jerk off to her, but actual animals in need….is running an OnlyFans and since the money goes to help the animals that she saves….a fucking HERO…with silly round as fuck tits that she uses for profit…

I mean, she’s been using her tits for profit for so fucking long, that you’d have to expect her to keep it up, even if she hasn’t mastered the art of face filters, I still appreciate the effort going up against the young people raised on the internet, since she didn’t have to do any of that and when the internet was a thing, she’s just get horny nerds to do it for her…so GOOD work Jodie…PAT ON THEM BIG TITTY SUPPORTING BACKS…

Clown make-up for the clown tits!

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: Follow me on @onlyfans !! ????????

: Last night we did a photo shoot and I dressed up as daisy duke ????

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2023

26

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Thongs aren’t the most efficient, comfortable, even hottest underwear around, but they are a beacon of hope for the entrepreneur out there who thinks his stupid idea won’t go viral, because what we saw with the thong’s popularity over the decades, at least up until a few years ago when everyone got fat and needed shapewear, was nothing short of creepy….

It just took the right people to make women think they had a problem, then more women to confirm that problem, for the people who didn’t know they had a problem to get into something that would ride up their ass so hard, a suffering needed to know that it works….leading to mean thinking that there was no panty besides a thong worth seeing…all while barely covering the asshole….despite being a panty….

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