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2014

22

May

Kate Winslet Fat Tits at 40 of the Day

Kate Winslet is turning 40, in a year, and for some reason that was the focus of the article on her in whatever Magazine…because I guess they couldn’t just talk to her about what matters when it comes to Kate Winslet….her tits..

You see, when I hear that she is turning 40, all I think of is that she’s had a solid 25 years of dudes playing with her tits, staring at her tits, judging her by her tits, deciding her worth from her tits, because let’s face it, ever since Titanic, the only thing that mattered about Kate Winslet was her fat tits..

So here are some of her tits for the magazine spread. I am glad I know how to dissect really insignificant stuff, like 20,000 dollar photoshoots with Kate Winslet..to focus on what matters…her tits.

Posted in:Kate Winslet

2014

22

May

Jessica Alba’s Bikini Ass for Entertainment Weekly of the Day

Jessica Alba posted this bikini ass shot that is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly…and as much as I love photoshopped 30 year old has-beens, who probably still have awesome bodies, even after having a couple kids, but who probably doesn’t still have an awesome vagina, after having a couple kids, because you can work your body back into shape if you do fitness and eat right, but you can’t rebuild a vagina…even with surgery…specially not when you’re building a huge business for other new moms, making you the figure head of young moms with this lifestyle brand bullshit….

What it comes down to is that staring at her bikini ass is so standard, and obvious. It’s like it was 1999 all over again, but we’ve had 15 years of desenstization, I’m far for more into getting off to something more obscure….like her selfie reflection of her playlist…and her doc martins…it’s a new kind of porn…a very specific new kind of porn…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

22

May

Madison Murray Hot Photoshoot of the Day

I have a friend in Florida who is obsessed with Madison Murray .

She’s a model and actress out of Miami, who I have POSTED MANY TIMES BEFORE and all he ever does is talk about her, he leave comments on her instagram, tells me how badly he wants to meet her, and even tries to track her down when I am with him…

It all started when he saw her on TMZ in the Bieber car…and now he is convinced he is going to marry her, and she is going to have his babies, we’ve gone to South Beach at least 4 times looking for her walking the streets like she’s a missing person…

The whole thing is very weird…may end in a law suit, I just hope I am not implicated in the whole thing as an accomplice..

Here are pictures of her in a bikini to give him something to masturbate to…even though I know he’s probably already masturbated to them at least once already…because that’s just the kind of obsessed fan he is.

Posted in:Madison Murray

2014

22

May

Selfie Car Crash and Other Videos of the Day

Here’s a homeless guy getting hit in the head by some fat asshole for a beer….fucking idiot should be arrested…I’m sure they can find him eating somewhere close by…cuz at that size motherfucker didn’t get too far.

Cop jumps off a 30 Foot Bridge, Ruptures his Aorta but is alive, thanks to his cruiser being hit by a drunk driver

Weird CCTV footage of a mugger getting hugged before getting robbed

A Man Saving Ducklings…

Posted in:Videos

2014

22

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am still in Florida…the highlight of yesterday wasn’t the meth heads, but some muscle head with shitty tattoos, jacked up on steroids, with cheesy jersey shore everything and his trashy Florida girlfriend with big fake tits…with cheesy jersey shore everything…

I didn’t laugh because Jersey Shore happened five years ago, yet these people were still in Ed Hardy…that shit just made me feel uncomfortable…what made me laugh is when he grabbed at her by the arm in the restaurant because he accused her of cheating with his best friend and she said “Don’t you get fresh with me”…I felt like I might have just accidentally walked into Disney….

Here are some stepLINKS….

Top 10 Things That Could Ruin Kim and Kanye’s Wedding
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Top 10 Pics of Lindsay Lohan Wasted Last Night
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God is Drunk again!
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Giving Up on Adam Sandler…
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Lara Lieto in her Bikini…
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Tony Hawk Jumps a Mini!
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Madonna and Katy Perry Dyking Out for V Magazine
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Michelle Lewin Ass in a Thong….
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Motorboating!
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Halle Berry’s Baby is Sucking the Life Out of her
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Lea Michele Slutty in her Video…
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So Much Booty!
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Love Again….Cover…From Some Weird Band…
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Cute Raccoon Gallery
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15 Kanye and Kim Wedding Predictions…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

May

stepLINKS of the Day

If you are trying to impress a girl, to make her want to marry you and have your babies…you probably shouldn’t tell her the story about you fingering an autistic girl in because fingering her was your only escape…at least not until after you marry her and she has your babies…because otherwise she will run…even if it’s a great story…that ends with a yeast infection on your finger…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Amateur Ratchets Motorboating Each Other
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Top 10 Famous People at Cannes
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Kim Kardashian Hires Lana Del Rey to Play her Wedding…
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20 People With Disney Doppelgängers
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Weirdest Traffic Laws in North America
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Abigail Ratchford Bikini….Fame WHore
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Rachel Bilson is Pregnant and Here are the Bikini Pics to Remind You Who She Is…
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Rosalind Lipsett Model Bombing
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Jordan Carver is the Slut of the Day
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Top 10 Aaron Hernandez Tattoed Murder Clues on Himself…
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“Christine Teigen Topless”
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Dakota Fanning in a One Piece
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Angelina Jolie Looks So Serious
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RC Car Nails Dude in the Face
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Brody Jenner Didn’t Ger
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Coco Topless Burlesque Show
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Christina Hendricks Cleavage
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Kid VS Ice Cream
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Brooke Burke Without Make-Up
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Molly Ringwald is Going to Be in the Jem Movie
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Aisgwarya Rei in Canes
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The Wake and Bake Alarm Clock
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Alessandra Ambrosio in Cannes
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Nabilla Benattia Hot in Cannes
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Bradi Glanville Bikini
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6 Awesome Gameboy Stop Motion Facts
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Kim Garner Got Body
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Entertaining Stewardess
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Tony Hawk JUmps a Mini
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Kat Graham Workin Out
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Michelle Lewin in a Bikini
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Tila Tequila is a Racist
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Honest X-Men Triology Trailer
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Gaga Gets Ass Grabbed
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What your Fridge Says About You
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Cara Delevingne in Vogue
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Rosario Dawson’s See Through
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Top 10 Nicki Minaj Really Wants You to Listen to her New Single
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Tara’s FIrst Pitch is Horrible
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Anastasia Ashley Butt Shot
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10 Racist Disney Moments
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Ana Braga is a Fame WHore in a Bikini
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Valet Smashes an Expensive Car
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Creepy Face Swap
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So Much Ass
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Blonde Doing the Cam Thing
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Wes ANderson – The Porno
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COUGAR PUSSY IS THE MOST WILD PUSSY…
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Some Greek Trick’s Instagram Pics
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Naked Amateur of the Day
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OMG She has Hijab
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MY NEXT WIFE IS GONNA BE A CAM GIRL!!!
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Vanessa Williams Naked in Penthouse in 1983
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Titty Play!
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Lazy Solo Session
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Some Other Naked Amateur
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Cops Ruin a Good Fuck Session
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Girl Strips in Library
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Fact of the DAy
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Girls Take this Celeb Survey
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing BAD Stuff…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

May

Pretty Little Liars Do GQ Magazine of the Day

We’ve all seen this shoot 100 times before with different people involved…and you know what…it never gets boring..

This time it is starring the slutty girls of Pretty Little Liars, who are all hugely popular, getting down like they are on a Terry Shoot, that may or may not be a Terry Shoot, because everyone takes pics like this now…it’s the hipster porno way…

I’ve never see the show, but I’ve heard it is helping condition girls to get teenage pregnancy and Herpes…and I am all for that..

The girls are Ashley Benson, Lucy Hale, Shay Mitchell, bikini with water gun and inflatable and is a good enough times…compared to what I am doing with myself…which is something that would probably scare most people..

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Ashley Benson|Lucy Hale|Shay Mitchell

2014

21

May

Madonna and Katy Perry together on the Cover of V of the Day

I am surprised the internet hasn’t broken under the pressure that happened when all eyes were directed to V Magazine for this shoot they did with Katy Perry and Madonna…in the same fucking picture…because I guess they are doing an issue on the longevity of record label produced pop music garbage the uses two talentless twats with big enough tits as their figureheads…because ultimately, what really matters is just how much fucking money these girls make for everyone around these idiots, when it they could have used anyone they pulled out of a dumpster to play the same part…

I don’t know if this is good or bad, a big deal or not, I figure that both these idiots are at a stage where they don’t fucking matter, but I felt that way all a long…probably because I am not a raging homo who buys into this bullshit…but I guess a lot of people are…

I think it would have been better if this was a documentary of a death match…

Posted in:Katy Perry|Madonna

2014

21

May

Candice Swanepoel Makes Instagram Comedy of the Day

Candice Swanepoel is out making viral videos on Youtube…to showcase that’s she’s more than just a half naked babe, there’s depth to her, beyond just a set of fake tits and a rocking fit body…that makes millions…and that depth is a sexy as fuck accent…

I don’t really get what’s going on here, or why she is bothering, we don’t need personality bitch, that’s not how you made you money, that’s not how you escaped being rich in South Africa to be Rich in America….it’s not even funny, but I did just masturbate to it, so I guess it’s good enough..but in my defence – I masturbate to everything…

Here’s another one…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2014

21

May

Alyssa Miller for Vogue Russia of the Day

Alyssa Miller isn’t all that hot of a model, she just played the system right, but I guess that logic can be applied to anyone who has success, who just master manipulated the right people to get what she wants, from dating the son of the founder of Sports Illustrated bikini photography…pretty fucking convenient use of a vagina…to ditching him for an A-List star like Jake Gyllenhaal…because that should open more doors after you’ve taken all you can from the one you previously opened…

I mean so many girls are just like this, and so many dudes buy into their lies, all thanks to tits…and a smiling sweetness that blinds them…

I guess the best strategy is to be hurt bag fat loser with nothing to offer women…that way you end up with the real quality fat chicks no one wants…

Seriously getting used is ok, when you’re using back…preferably for anal…

Posted in:Alyssa Miller