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2014

12

May

Miley Cyrus Blowjob Picture of the Day

Here’s a little Miley Cyrus showing you the number one lesson she learned from the Execs at Disney when she was working for Disney, selling her soul for the career she has.

You know, teaching her tween fans the right approach to a penis if your goal it to get ahead in life and to be like her…all while on stage in front of 20,000 people.

Not quite a scandal, still pretty hot in a gutter porn slut way without the actual porn, that I would rather be porn…because porn is more fun than simulated porn, even if less lucrative. She’s all “crazy” having drug overdoses and sucking fake dick on stage..it’s just funny that she’s corporate sponsored…

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2014

12

May

Avril Lavigne in a Bikini of the Day

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I don’t take Avril Lavigne seriously, she’s just a novelty act…but she is going to have a hard time pretending to be a 15 year old girl now that she’s starting to look 40.

I mean it’s already at the point of pathetic, girl didn’t figure out how to rebrand herself from when she was 15, so she’s just sticking to the formula and hoping for the best, and luckily it’s still popular in the international markets, but a hard face and dumpy body, will probably force her into getting pregnant and doing the mom thing, because this mall punk from the 90s is so strange to witness…even when married for the second time and in a bikini on the beach…

But being Canadian, I feel like I have to endorse what could be our national icon, like the igloo or the beaver…it is my duty to endorse all things that have humilated our nation in pop culture….

Like Tom Green on Tinder…in Ottawa…Visiting Mom for Mother’s Day…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

12

May

Sarah Hyland’s Brother Checking Out her Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me out for the same reason she probably turns on a large percentage of dudes…and that is that she looks like she’s 12, despite having tits or a push-up bra…and despite being in her 20s…

It’s like she’s on some pedophile’s spiking the water at the summer camp with hormone suppressants or some shit they invented at Disney to make the talent like Peter Pan, so they never age and constantly work will into their 40s like they are Gary Coleman…freaks…

So seeing her sexual, or her boyfriend/brother/whoever this guy is checking out her tits, is just fucking weird..but weird is what I do,like and document…so here it is…self produced and all…she wants you seeing this…it’s the Sofia Vergara school of whoring yourself into fame!

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2014

12

May

Lindsay Lohan’s Shitty Upskirt of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan flashed her panties, which isn’t really a scandal or worth talking about, but more of a science experiment, in trying to understand why said panties didn’t dissolve from the acidity of her dirty fucking box she’s got them rubbing up against…

You know, the real thing that makes me laugh in this pic is her face she’s fucking destroyed, like it was her career, or even like it was her soul…

She’s damaged goods, has a shitty attitude, shits on people willing to help her, is just fucking bratty crazy bitch, and her constant failure, is deserved…

There comes an age where you can take ownership on your life, and Lohan chose Botox instead of getting focused and putting in work…

The sick thing in all this is that I’d still wear these panties like gas mask, so I could sniff whatever mess happened in them, a mess you can assume is on par with the girl wearing them…now all I’m craving is is 2 week old sea food platter…just to sniff…

Shitty panty flash for someone who needs to have better panty flashes to matter because panty flashes are probably her best work…boring.

To See The Rest of the Pics of Lohan in London CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2014

12

May

Jessica Alba Bikini Parties for Mother’s Day of the Day

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Jessica Alba is pretty full of shit. She’s just understands marketing and how to present herself to the public so that they buy into her stupid brand that probably makes a ton of money. She’s probably not even fucking or sleeping in the same bed as her husband, you know shit is probably all about money and the business and both parties are totally cool with their partnership…even if it is really just a lie…

So I see see was wasted at a bikini pool party…mom’s are allowed to get TURNT up…but I went to her instagram and all she posted was her at some mother’s day charity bullshit…meaning her getting TURNT is not really how she wants to present herself to the world, yet she still want to get TURNT…

It’s just this hypocrisy that goes on in the world, because I don’t want to support some Martha Steward of Parenting, knowing she’s just a bikini clad party slut up on some Tara Reid shit…I want bitch to commit to her Brady Bunch shit and to me this is a slip up, even though I love girls in bikinis..

I guess what it comes down to is that Jessica Alba doesn’t matter anymore..she’s old and a mom and even in a bikini sucks…so I should just end this post now.

TO SEE MORE SHITTY PICS OF ALBA PARTYING IN A BIKINI CLICK HERE

TO SEE PICS OF BUSTED UP HOOKER CRYSTAL HEFFNER A SIMILAR VEGAS POOL PARTY CLICK HERE

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2014

12

May

Rosie Huntington-Whitely’s Vogue Germany Cover of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is in Vogue Germany…and I don’t have the pics, I just saw the cover, and did some real extensive research I call going on the Vogue German instagram, to pull what they had, because I am a firm believer that Rosie Huntington-Whitely is one of the hottest models there is…and she’s not annoying about it…

She’s older, she has a lingerie company, she does these campaigns, but she’s not all over the media. She proved that Megan Fox was a talentless cunt, she has done a whole lot of topless and nude stuff, she has money, she dates bald rich guys, I mean she’s pretty much set…and I’m a fan of whatever is going on here…I just want to see the rest of it…

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2014

12

May

Solange Knowles Attacks Jay-Z of the Day

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Solange Knowles used to interact with me on twitter back when she was Beyonce’s little insignificant sister and single mother, just trying to get by in the cold scary world with no monetary worries because her sister was Beyonce and her dad created Destiny’s Child…you know the girl stuck in the shadow, wishing one day she could break out on her own, only to live a life of resentment…

Then she blocked me for making fun of her, as I do with most of these idiots, especially the real desperate ones, and she went on to make some moves, including but not limited to beating up Jay Z in an elevator…and the video is amazing..

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2014

12

May

Ireland Baldwin is a Lesbian Giant of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is 6 foot 5, 250 pounds, built like a heavyweight boxer, with dreams of being a bikini model, instead of just using her resources to get a law degree or something…because you are raised by a babe like Kim Bassinger, or an ego like Alec Baldwin, you’re so fucking delusional about how life works, that real jobs seem silly, especially with that trust fund, and the only real reward you can find is people liking your instagram…

She posted this pic of her in a toy car, and I figured if all else fails, there’s a fetish for amazon women..and this is probably a good introductory picture to that…bitch too big for her car…so hot..just not to me…

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2014

12

May

Irina Shayk and Adriana Lima Get Political of the Day

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A few people are jumping onto this Nigerian girls being kidnapped and sold off as wives hustle by posting stupid signs on instagram…because selling off 12 year olds is illegal in America and thus wrong and posting signs makes a huge difference….

I guess these girls have good intentions, it’s just funny when a model who is known for being half naked, posts the picture of her supporting any cause, especially girls being sold off for sex while half naked… because they sell themselves off for sex…it is kind of out of context, achieves nothing and I can’t imagine their sincerity is sincere…especially when posing naked while promoting that cause…It makes no fucking sense…

That said, I did my part in supporting Nigerian girls, but telling the Nigerian from my Facebook, to send me more nude pics of her big Nigerian tits, only like the girls this models are jumping onto, my Nigerian is in her 20s and has big tits…

Here’s Adriana Lima doing it too…

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2014

12

May

Bregje Heinen for Shopbop Summer of the Day

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As this model Bregje Heinen gets more and more popular, you would think I’d be able to get over her name.

It’s like who cares that she sounds like the old folks home you snuck into yesterday to find the richest Alzheimer’s patient to pretend is your grandmother to get paid…

You know the sound of hacking up cancerous and lung disease lungs…that only people in their 80s really master…it takes year to get the right amount of phlegm…

It’s too bad, because she’s fucking hot and I want to focus on her tits…but instead here I am not focusing on her tits…

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