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2014

05

May

Elle Fanning for Interview May of the Day

Elle Fanning is 16…but never too young to be featured in Interview magazine, you know to discuss what being a young actress means to her, or whatever the generic bullshit questions they got her answering, whether it was about her childhood, her famous sister, her stage parents or losing her virginity…as riveting or controversial as it was or is, because I haven’t read the shit, I think it was just a good excuse to get her in a bikini and not seem like a bunch of creepers at the beach in sunglasses, setting up their chairs next to young girls in Brazilian cut bikini bottoms tanning, taking selfies and wrestling…not that I’d know anything about that, even though it’s what I did all day yesterday….

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2014

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May

Sonya Gorelova Amazing in Numero of the Day

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Sonya Gorelova is a Ukrainian model and she’s in this issue of Numero magazine and girl looks good…

Maybe I’m into bright colored bikinis, fish nets, or just soviets walking around in heels and a bikini, like a bunch of tacky sex workers, looking for a husband…to help them escape the rationed bread hell that is about to get taken over by Russia a second time…at least that’s what I assume is happening from my ignorant, don’t watch the news perspective, a perspective I am sure Sonya Gorelova shares with me, cuz she’s probably in America popping bottles with rappers like other models, and forgets what the Ukraine even is, because she’s too busy tanning on yachts..

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2014

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May

Isabeli Fontana in Porter Magazine of the Day

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There was a time – when Isabeli Fontana was an underage lingerie model from Brazil, who booked a Victoria’s secret campaign, a dream for all models, before ever graduating from high school, or even before having a driver’s license…yet Victoria’s Secret, never went to jail for this underage lingerie shoots…either did their photographers…since like Disney before them, they’ve been able to beat the legal system when it comes to these things…Sex Offending and inappropriate photoshoots with teen girls, is for poor people….

She’s 30 now, has a bunch of kids, is doing this shoot for some magazine and I think she’s amazing….even though I should hate her as much as her uterus does for doing this to her…even though she still looks awesome!

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2014

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May

Sasha Luss Topless for Dior of the Day

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Sasha Luss, born in 1989, making her a little older than you’d want her to be, since you’re a pervert, is a pretty established model..

She was NAKED IN ONE OF THESE PICS …now she’s doing corporate work for Dior, which is probably paying her a lot of fucking money, meaning showing her tits helped her break through, because everyone, not just pervert dudes, knows naked models, are the best models, even the fashion industry….

The campaign was shot by Ryan McGinley, who you may or may not know, but who has been taking amazing fucking pics for the last decade or two…including for VICE magazine back when they weren’t corporate shit, and were producing quality, interesting editorials that didn’t’ feel like an Urban Outfitters campaign mocking the culture, but rather documentarians documenting it…

Well I guess, like Terry he’s gone onto millionaire status…and these pics, despite being a little boring, are still implied nudity for a major brand and that’s always amazing for the pervert in me who used to only get my nudity at peep shows gay guys were jerking off in….

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2014

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May

Doutzen Kroes in her First Polaroids from 2003 of the Day

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I don’t really know if these are that interesting to anyone, I just saved them onto my computer, and figured I might as well post them because I have nothing better to do, and because I like 18 year old versions of most women, especially when those women have desecrated themselves due to a lack of respect and hormones, with child birth…and life..you know parties, and random cocks, and all things that make a girl less appealing to lick, unless you’re like me and figure you’ll just like them all…

I probably should have found the high res so you can zoom in on her vagina that had not been fully abused, but why mock a girl with what was, when you can just go out and find other 18 year olds to entertain your pervert needs…

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2014

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May

Aurelia Gliwski Shitty Bikini Shoot of the Day

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Her name is Aurelia Gliwski. She’s 30. Which is pretty fucking old considering no one fucking knows who she is….Yet she’s still working at her dreams of getting paid to be a model, like so many low levels she’s competing with, who just won’t throw in the fucking towel…because she probably makes more money doing random campaigns 4 times a year, and hanging on the beach partying the rest of the time, campaigns like this one, than most people make working a shit job as a waitress at Denny’s or in her case the Outback Steakhouse, since she’s Australian…and they seek out the accent at that shit hole…

So why stop a good thing, especially when you’re already a rich kid, or the guys you date since you’re a model are rich…legal prostitution yo’…reminding us that people at all levels are dong trades for sex…and shit’s just as morally void, but society is more accepting of the one that isn’t hooking on the street…

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2014

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May

Girl Busts Dude Jerking Off on a Bus And Other Videos of the DAy

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College Kid’s Weed Panic Attack…I Call Fake…

Creep Guy Vs Drunk Crying Girl….

Man Taking Shit in Chimney – Dies…

This Circus Glitch is FUCKED

The Tow Truck Dog!

Restaurant Explosion Reminds You To Never Watch a Fire.. CRAZY

Cool as Fuck Naked Dude Entertaining on the Street…

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2014

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May

Willa Holland Ass of the Day

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Willa Holland was the younger sister on the O.C., which was a show I watched when it was on TV, because it gave me something to talk to college girls about, since I had nothing better to talk to college girls about, because even a decade ago, they were dumb, self involved cunts, with little to no substance, who relied on weekly TV shows and dumb punchlines from dumb movies as a starting point in a conversation, to really feel like they had enough of a connection to sit on your face later that night…I mean this was an era before everyone was online and we couldn’t just Facebook friend, selfie and tag each other on instagram or tinder, it required actual work to get laid like “OMG Marissa was such a bitch to Seth Last Week”…you know the shit that really makes a girl tick at her fucking core…because in case you didn’t know, there have been dumb sluts for generations, seducing them has just become way easier if you have even the basic level of intelligence..

Not that it matters, what matters is self shot butt pic of a little babe actress butt…and I like it just fine…

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2014

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I love anal so much that every time I take a shit – I smear it on my dick at least that’s what I tell the girls I meet at exxxotica, because unlike normal girls, porn girls just get me…and have a sense of humor and can relate to shit on dicks…because when an enema on scene gets botched…poo happens…

Florida is magical, whether porn conventions happen or not, because everyone here seems to be a fake titty pornstar..at least the girls I meet on TINDER and drunk in cheesy fucking bars…and for some reason that’s better than all you prude bitches…

I’m drunk on the sun. Here are some morning links…

Khloe Kardashians Waist GIves me Boners
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The Bikini a Day Girls in Bikini
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Disney Unhappily Ever After is the Best Thing Ever
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25 British Shows You Should Be Watching!
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Snooki VS her Dream Home
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Marines Sing Let it Go
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Shauna Sand in a Bikini!
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The Shauna Sand Sex Tape
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R2-D2 and 3-CPO Hate Each Other
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10 People Who Love Tacos Too Much
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Old Man VS Busy Street!
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Adam Levine Hair of the Day
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Workout Shorts
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day…
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2014

04

May

Marisa Miller Sports Illustrated Polaroids of the DAy

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Marisa Miller was 100 years old back when her titty modelling got to the level of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…and you haven’t heard from her for the last 5-10 years…so it’s safe to say these pics circulating are a little throwback…which doesn’t make them bad. I mean so many husbands probably jerk off to pics of their wives when they were a younger version of their broken down selves…google just makes it easier.

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