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2014

06

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Face down….ass up….that’s the way stepGirls do hand stand push ups?!

Fitness is hot, but 40 year old, drunk, fat, Florida bitches who still live with their parents…talking about the glory days…eating pizza while talking about their diet…singing songs from the 80s when they mattered…are a bit more erotic…

Here are some morning links…

Black Face!
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Straightest Outfit of the Day….
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Tamara Ecclestone Attention Seeking in a Bikini
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TV Nudity!
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UFC Ring Girls….
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Random Bitch in a Bikini
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Cosplay Queen Enji
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The Best Dunkers in NBA History
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The Woman Who Forgot She Was on Family Feud….
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Inside Kink.com’s Dungeon
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50 Reasons Why We Love Boobs
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37 Worst Moms in the World Selfies – for Mother’s Day
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Hot Girls in Bikini
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Lupita is a Scary Bitch
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2014

05

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s Cinco de Mayo weekend, or what I call the racist white fucks pretending they are Mexican with sombrero’s and boxed taco kits….you’re all a bunch of Donald Sterlings…and I guess I am the Cinco De Mayo, Mexican inspired but accessible to all you racist fucks…

Fuck Cinco de Mayo you racists…or more important fuck the salsa covered, tortilla crumb covered, PAISLEE #stepGIRL HAT WEARING drunk girl passed out in the corner of your racist Mexican themed party…because she’s the easy one…while our photographer JULIEN ARCHAMBEAULT WATCHES

Russian Flight Attendants are Babes
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Party Monster is Out of Prison
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Lea Michele Tits
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Look Up Video Makes me Laugh
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So Many Big Fucking Tits…
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Slut of the Day
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Kate Upton’s Ass in Jeans
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Lola Ponce in a Bikini
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The Batman Prequel Trailer
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10 Ways To Ensure You Have Perfect Cinco De Mayo
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Bryan Singer Sued Again – This Time for Jerking Off on a Tween
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Snowboarding Babes in Bikinis…
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Hilary Duff in a White Bikini
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Justin Bieber and Floyd Mayweather are Lovers
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More Exxxotica Pics
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Avril Lavigne’s Awkward Meet and Greet
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Disney Unhappily Ever After is the Best Thing Ever
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Adrien Broner’s Most Ignorant Moments
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Weirdest Condom Ad Ever
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Yvonne Strahovski Mike Rosenthal
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Girls Answer Questions Guys are Embarrassed to Ask
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Lindsay Lohan Side Boob
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Alanis Morisette in Bikini is Scary…
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Hot Topoless Babes on Roller Skates
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Iggy Azalea in Concert
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Kate Hudson Bikini Pics
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Rita Ora in a One Piece Weird Outfit
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Paz de la Huerta Naked in Nurse 3D
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Jessica Simpson has Got Skinnier
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Heidi Montag Naked in Playboy
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Lori Loughlin in Tight Pants
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Magda Naked in LUI
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Jessica Rose Bikini
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Irina Shayk Tits!
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Tawny Jordan Titties…
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Some Random Bitch in a Bikini
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Brooklyn Decker Awful at the White House Correspondents Dinner
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Random Celeb Bitch I NEver HEard of in a Bikini
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Celebs at Some MS Bullshit Event of the Day
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Jessica Simpson Strong Thighs…
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Cindy Crawford Red Carpet
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Irina Shayk Topless But Classy Pics…
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Rachel McAdams Kissing her Rich Boyfriend
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10 People Who Love Tacos Too Much
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Kelly Brook Body for Cosmo!
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These Little Titties Could Use A Good Fucking
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Pink Fitness
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10th Grader Passes Out Semen Filled Cupcakes
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Michelle Lewin in a Thong Bikini…
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Sad Kanye Doesn’t Like Zip Lining
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J.Lo Photoshopped Cover….
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Ben Aflick Got Banned from Hard Rock Casino
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Sexy and Inked Girls
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X-Men Dancing…
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4 Injuries that Can Save your Life
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Inside the World’s Largest Cruise Ship
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Selena Gomez Looks Hot!
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Big Titty on Cam
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Best Friends Ever!!!
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So Much Cable Nudity!!
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Girl Masturbates in front of the Window…
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Blonde Amateur Strip….
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Weirdest Bush…
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Babe in the Tub…
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Crazy Stripper Show
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Big Tits in the Shower….
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Girl and her Rabbit
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Fatty Masturbator
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Oiled Rubbing her Clit….
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Cam Cam Cam Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Hot Girl Rubs her Clit….
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Topless Russian Girls in the Gym
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Camsturbation…
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Here’s a Kate Upton Sports Illustrated Video…Really Annoying….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

May

Exxxotica 2014 Fort Lauderdale Pics of the Day

I spent a better part of the weekend at the EXXXOTICA convention that I’ve gone to a few times before, and it was amazing as always…I am not just saying that because porno embraces me with open arms and the people in porn, who you’d think are the worst people in the world, are actually more interesting, more authentic, more professional, more fun and more open minded and more real than people who aren’t in porn…it’s like they put it all out there and are just comfortable with that…

Sure, nothing ridiculous happened, just lots of random weird fans, lots of babes who are interested in the industry, because their husbands and boyfriends jerk off to the industry. Lots of reconnecting with old porn friends…Lots of Ron Jeremy singing big tits, lots of new generation young babes on the takeover…lots of laughs, lots of cries…all fucking magical…here are some of the pics my friends at RATED X LIFE who I went with…

Here’s some instagram hustle….

Posted in:Exxxotica

2014

05

May

Irina Shayk Topless on the Beach of the Day

The single most important pics that happened this weekend, may be the Irina Shayk Sports Illustrated shoot that involved her being topless…

Topless may be something that she probably has never done for her boyfriend, since he’s gay, and she’s just under contract with him, because what better cover-up for being a closet case soccer player than to hire a Russian hooker with nothing else going on, in exchange for packaging her into a bikini model on the international level…because if you want to stay in the closet and cover up your homo behavior, you go as over the fucking top as you can to get your point across “I fuck models”….

Not that he boyfriend she doesn’t fuck or really ever sees matters, not when she’s posing her fake tits like this…fake tits she probably got to get an american husband or to make more money on russian cam sites…but fake tits that helped bring her to the top…and really what it comes down to is that there is no hotter model right now…she’s the fucking best…

TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

05

May

Naya Rivera has a Pefect Ass on Vacation of the Day

Naya Rivera was just fired from Glee because Lea Michele has a penis.

That’s what I got out of the story I read last week…not that I give a fuck about anything Glee related, if anything that show is racist, in being as Politically Correct as possible, that’s it’s just become an unrealistic level of Politically Correct, that is almost a parody mocking Politically correct…I hate that shit…and I hate that show…but this ass…this ass is magical and I’m glad she got fired..because now it doesn’t have to fall into the morality clause that is the Glee contract, and shit can be that booty it is meant to fucking be..

I rarely get excited about an ass pic, I’ve seen it all, but this shit is the kind I want dripping off my chin, with or without e.coli, because my face is so buried in it…licking..and licking…

She’s a babe…and the fun is just about to start…and I’m not talking in song and dance like a gang of homes…I’m talking with this song and dance for perverts like me!!

Good hustle…this bitch has already won.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Naya Rivera

2014

05

May

Anastasia Ashley Cliff Jumping of the Day

Anastasia Ashley is my girlfirned, she just doesn’t know it yet, probably because she’s too busy booking Carl’s Jr campaign and running off to Mexico posing her hot fit surfer body on the beach…to read my love letters…it happens with all the girls I like.

This is a video she posted of her jumping off a cliff, a jump I would try to catch her from if she let me be her hero everytime she falled, but apparently, she’s doing a good enough job being a hero on her own…proving, without even trying, that she is best there is, and I think it’s impossible to not get behind whatever she’s selling or whatever she’s about…because there’s nothing to laugh at or make fun of…there’s nothing negative or shitty…she’s just having a good time…and maybe that’s the lesson she’s teaching us uptight, angry, miserable fucks…just stop taking yourself so fucking seriously and have a good time…that or that surfer ass is pretty magical…

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

05

May

Hilary Duff Gets Her Tit Grabbed By Alanna Masterson of the Day

Scientologists be crazy….

Here’s Hilary Duff, who I don’t really know if she’s a Scientologist or not, getting her titty grabbed by one….but not just any scientologist, but rather the cute, lovely and sweet Alanna Masterson, who once followed me on instagram before realizing I am a depraved weirdo…who unlike her, doesn’t post pics of me grabbing Hilary Duff tits on the internet, not that I wouldn’t if I had the opportunity to, but I’d be much more into releasing the unprotected anal sex tape…

I guess I’m more of a romantic than Alanna, you know into penetration, not just the silly tease…but what it comes down to is that I am glad this pictures happened…Keep up the good work girls…keeping experimentation with lesbianism fun, casual and amazing…one titty grab

Posted in:Hilary Duff

2014

05

May

Emily Ratajkowski Butt Shot of the DAy

I wonder if Emily Ratajkowski realizes she’s a one hit wonder..like that she made all her dreams come true last year…and now there’s no where to go from here…it’s like everyone has seen her tits, everyone cared and though “Oh, She’s So Hot”…but now she’s old news, we’ve seen everything and don’t care if she can act or if she can sing or dance…we don’t care if she books Playboy or fucking Victoria’s Secret…she didn’t even win the Sports Illustrated Rookie of the Year award that was paid for by the people at Guess? and the Hadid household…

Is this ass pic a “hey cry for attention, I’m still here”…or is she just the exhibitionist she always was….

Who cares, I just hope she gets desperate and starts calling like she used to…it will happen, because it always does…the more desperate he girl is for attention the more Facebook messages I get…and they are welcomed because I would still let her suffocate me by sitting on my face.

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski

2014

05

May

Christina Milian’s Bikini Bullshit of the Day

Christina Milian is on some serious self produced bikini hustle. This is the third or fourth bikini this week…maybe it’s because she knows being the live show host of some shitty show like the Voice is a shitty gig, because she has to be reminded that she’s not the actual host, while Carson Daly is…to some a fate worse than death…but more importantly, she is on a show starring and produced by Adam Avril Lavigne…also a fate worse than death…and that motherfucker posted a pic of his blonde hair, drawing attention to himself, even ending up as a trending story on Facebook, even though he doesn’t matter as a person, in fact he’s the fucking worst, yet people still buy into his pop music bullshit…and I guess getting half naked is how she competes…I’m into it, even though I’m not into her.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

05

May

Kate Upton and the Rest of her Vogue Shoot of the Day

I hate bikini pictures, maybe it is because I am not a real man, or maybe it is because I have been looking at them for the last fucking decade…and eventually they all become the same, no matter who the girl is in the pics…it’s like eating pizza every night for the last 10 years, no matter the flavor it’s still fucking pizza….

But I am all about science…and special effects…and the fact that Vogue made Kate Upton look this good, makes me believe in one thing, smoke and fucking mirrors…

The fact a Sports Illustrated chubby chick is even in Vogue is funny enough to begin with, but when they take a gut we’ve all seen and turn it into this, it’s just even more ridiculous, like it is a parody of itself, and when tits are involved, I guess I am reminded that “it’s still fucking pizza” doesn’t have to be a bad thing, especially when you’re Kate Upton, cuz bitch will eat anything you throw at her…

Posted in:Kate Upton