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2014

05

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I love anal so much that every time I take a shit – I smear it on my dick at least that’s what I tell the girls I meet at exxxotica, because unlike normal girls, porn girls just get me…and have a sense of humor and can relate to shit on dicks…because when an enema on scene gets botched…poo happens…

Florida is magical, whether porn conventions happen or not, because everyone here seems to be a fake titty pornstar..at least the girls I meet on TINDER and drunk in cheesy fucking bars…and for some reason that’s better than all you prude bitches…

I’m drunk on the sun. Here are some morning links…

Khloe Kardashians Waist GIves me Boners
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The Bikini a Day Girls in Bikini
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Disney Unhappily Ever After is the Best Thing Ever
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25 British Shows You Should Be Watching!
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Snooki VS her Dream Home
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Marines Sing Let it Go
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Shauna Sand in a Bikini!
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The Shauna Sand Sex Tape
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R2-D2 and 3-CPO Hate Each Other
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10 People Who Love Tacos Too Much
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Old Man VS Busy Street!
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Adam Levine Hair of the Day
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Workout Shorts
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

04

May

Marisa Miller Sports Illustrated Polaroids of the DAy

Marisa Miller was 100 years old back when her titty modelling got to the level of Sports Illustrated Swimsuit…and you haven’t heard from her for the last 5-10 years…so it’s safe to say these pics circulating are a little throwback…which doesn’t make them bad. I mean so many husbands probably jerk off to pics of their wives when they were a younger version of their broken down selves…google just makes it easier.

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2014

02

May

stepLINKS of the Day

It’s always tragic when the girl you’ve been sexting the last 5 months – accidentally sends you a mid sext sext – even though you haven’t been sexing her that day – meaning she’s sexting someone else and cheating on you….even though you’ve never met…

It would make me sad, if I had a soul…

V is For Visor!
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The Highlight of this Arianna Grande Performance is Knowing Mac Miller Fucks Groupies Behind her Back when they Were Engaged
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MIRROR Selfie
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Bitches at the iHeart Radio Event
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The Family that COSPLAYS Together Stays Together
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List of Most Anticipated Summer Movies
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Sluts of the Day
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Pia Toscano Side Tit….
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Lisa Opie – Bikini
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Mariah Carey is Mariah….
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Kat Dennings on the Beach…and
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Proof that Cats Are Assassins
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Bouncy Titty GIFs
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Shakira Performing….
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Seth Green Eats her Own Booger…
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Alessandra Ambrosio Stops to Read a Text
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Tori Spelling Skeleton Legs
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Hot Model – Little Boobs
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Tammin Sursok
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Ashley Greene Legs
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Girls Bending…
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Creepy Fucking Taxidermy
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Jennifer Lopez in Short Skirt
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Throwback Thursday – Hot Charlize Theron Hotness
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Hot Kate Beckinsale Gifs
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Melanie Brown’s Ass Flash
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The Delevingne Sisters and Siena Miller
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Bikini Pokies Of the Day
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More Kat Dennings on the Beach…
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Hot Model Amber Arbucci Naked in Wolf Magazine
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Avril Lavigne is like 15
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Emma Roberts Legs….
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Michelle Pfeifer’s Sister Naked
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Andrew Garfield Singing Spiderman Theme…
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Heidi Klum Legs
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Kate Upton Vogue
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Holly Madison Brunette
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Miley Cyrus Picture of the Day
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Jessica Biel – Classy Wife…
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The 101 Hottest Celeb Instagrams of the Week
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Random Hooker in a Bikini
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50 Hottest Pics from ASU’s Wet Electric Pool Party
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10 Phantom Hand Pics
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Deconstructing the Internet’s Favorite Insult
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Adriana Lima is a Single Ethnic Female
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Disturbing Instagram of the Day
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Fingering!
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Hot Ass Girl Cleaning
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Large Breasts on Skype
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Naked Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Smart Cam Girls Wear Glasses
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Here’s a Pretty Disturbing Cup of Milk
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Lesbianing
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Magical Cam Girls on Webcams!
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Camsturbation…

Camsturbation!

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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

02

May

Candice Swanepoel and Doutzen Kroes Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

I remember the first time I saw ready to drop porn. I really didn’t like it, or understand why it was happening. I was a firm believer that fucking a pregnant girl, even when you weren’t the father of the child, despite how sad, broken and slutty that made the future mom, was not a nice experience. Maybe the baby makes the pussy tighter, but I doubt it, I’m not doctor but assume shit’s getting ready and is flaring in anticipation for being destroyed by child. Maybe the tits get bigger when filled with milk that I am sure doesn’t taste all that good, but when you’re on a tight budget could be nourishing in your cracked you are fucking a pregnant girl who isn’t pregnant with you baby in. Maybe there is a glow to a pregnant woman and some see it as beautiful, while I just see it as damaged as fuck…but for some reason, when supermodels get together and have uterus kissing parties…I like it…

Here’s some Candice and Doutzen, friends in real life…not just on campaign for Victoria’s Secret..erotic…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|Doutzen Kroes

2014

02

May

Miley’s New Naked Video of the Day

Miley Cyurs made a new video with her naked – taped up tits – having a good time covered in what I assume is feces – and the internet didn’t collapse…or care…because Miley, even when having drug overdoses and drug addiction since allergic reactions don’t lead to week long detox in the hospital…

She’s overexposed, she doesn’t matter, maybe it would have been a better stunt to die instead of live and just cancel her tour – cuz she’s peaked….but I still like her scrawny, entitled, bratty, inbred hick with a horrible voice and ass…because I’m like K-Fed.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

02

May

Miranda Kerr for UK Harper’s Bazaar of the Day

I don’t know why I like watching Miranda Kerr collapse.

Is it because people I know who know her hate her. Is it because I think any bitch who fucks Bieber is a child molesting weirdo even though he’s over 18. Is it because I secretly hate Australians, since an Australian broke my heart, is it because it’s always nice to see someone who thinks she’s hot struggle when the company who made her fires her, is it because she shows nipples…

Her struggle has hardly been a struggle and involves booking better gigs than ever…and her showing more nipple than ever is probably over, the struggle is no longer real, now that all these companies signed on with her…and paid her big…

She’s gonna get through this…it’s gonna be ok…child support alone…from Orlando is good…working is just for fun…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2014

02

May

Christina Milian in a Bikini of the Day

Christina Milian posted some bikini porn to instagram because I guess she’s figured out that tits get hits, I mean she probably realized that early on in her career when she made that porno music video that was her one hit that lead her to marrying rich people in music, scamming credit on their songs to always get royalty checks, and being the low level host on the Voice, I mean even Carson Daly is more important that her, something I am sure has at least been the reason for one suicide in the history of his career…by some poor fucking watching TRL back in the day…unable to take another bad joke or accept Carson winning…

That said, she’s still up to her old tricks with some pussy grabbing and I dig it…self shot pussy grabbing in a bikini is the new twerk.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

02

May

Lingerie Shoot of the Day

I don’t know what this lingerie shoot is for, I just know I like it and when I see something I like in an era filled with so much low grade shit…where a quality fun shoot barely exists and where everyone just doing things wrong…and with iPhones…I have to post it…

YOu see I’ve been looking at shitty lingerie pics for years, and sure the girls in the lingerie pics were hot and all, but the concepts and set up was just lazy…just look at Victoria’s Secret, those motherfuckers have been the same for fucking ever…

So when something comes along with some flavor…here it is…

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Posted in:Pics

2014

02

May

Ireland Baldwin’s Big Topless Tranny Weirdness of the Day

The older Ireland Baldwin gets the less interesting she becomes, especially while she grows into her 6 foot tall Baldwin frame…it’s like I want to think her 18 year old massive head and body that looks a little tranny, naked and busting out of a sheet is hot, but I just don’t see it…

I guess she’ll just have to leave the modelling to her other rich, entitled friends she associates with, because it’s the selfie generation and all these rich cunts want to be models with huge instagram followings instead of people of substance, like artists or doctors, or anything other than free models for random companies, like Instagram…

I don’t know, it’s too bad Irelend blocked me on social media, we had a real magical connection when we used to interact…but I guess it’s better this way…since she looks this way…

I predict drug addiction and lots of sadness in the years to come…it’s pretty inevitable…and when she hits rock bottom, I’ll save her, because I am hero like that…bring them down, then pick them back up…but the fact is I am not the enemy here, I’m not the one putting these pics out to the public like an attention seeker…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2014

02

May

Hanalei Reponty and Camille Rowe for Free People of the Day

Here are Hanalei Reponty and Camille Rowe in a Free People campaign…

I’ve done one post on Hanalei Reponty back when I first fell in love with her, before forgetting she existed, because she’s not all that memorable. She’s just a beach lifestyle model, with a beach name, who pretends to surf and who is packaging herself pretty well, not to mention who is a nice package, especially in a bikini…Is she going to be a huge star who fucking knows, I just know she’s good to stare at….

I’ve also done posts on Camille Rowe who is French amazing model who usually gets topless, but who isn’t’ topless, even though topless is the only bikini in France…who cares..what matters is these bitches are on the beach and bitches on the beach are far better to look at than my wife who I think is getting ready to take a shit…because that’s what It smells like.

Posted in:Camille Rowe|Hanalei Reponty