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2014

02

May

Dree Hemingway for A Shoe Campaign of the Day

Dree Hemingway is a model who is related to Ernest Hemingway, and I am pretty sure she wants you to know it, otherwise she would have used her father’s last name in her marketing of herself, but no one gives a fuck about CRISMAN…CRISMAN wasn’t one of America’s most celebrated authors and the how the fuck would that translate into her booking gigs for being a Hemingway, if the general public didn’t know…

Not that it matters…

What matters is that she a tall hot model, as these fourth generation rich kids go, you know two generations before them were breeding with hot model pussy thanks to being rich, leading the hot model pussy in their own bloodline..genius population control up on some Hitler level master race shit…

More importantly, she gets naked for fashion ..and even better has REAL SEX IN MOVIES because it’s all part of her art…

Here she is in some campaign she booked…showing some ass…and I like her…I kind of want to marry her..

Posted in:Dree Hemingway

2014

02

May

Amanda Seyfried Boring in Elle of the Day

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I respect Amanda Seyfried for two reasons…

The first is that back when I was talking to Lohan, her costar in Mean Girls, in a time when Amanda Seyfried was really taking off, Lohan dissed the shit out of her, and hated her and that made me like Seyfriend better…

The second is that she’s a Disney caliber star who does shit movies, but who still gets naked and shows off her hot fucking body like it…like in CHLOE and LOVELACE

But the one thing that cancels all her big titty willingness to get naked is Justin Long, the man who cums inside her…and a vision that disturbs me…

I mean she fucks the mac guy…and I normally don’t care who whores I don’t know or care about are fucking…I don’t even care who whores I know and fuck are fucking…but for some reason…Justin Long just throws me off in a big way…

Here she is in Elle…and she’s boring…because she’s boring…

Posted in:Amanda Seyfried

2014

02

May

Krysten Ritter is in a Bikini of the Day

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Krysten Ritter is another irrelevant, barely famous at least not in my world, who the fuck is Krysten Ritter bitch proving that as long as you get in a bikini, and tip off the paparazzi, they will come running with cameras to take pics, because bikini pics get hits, even if they aren’t hot bikini pics, and even when they should be more in tune with her instagram hustle, where she takes them from far enough away that we don’t have to see her stupid looking face…even if her bodies alright…

I want more scandal god dammit…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Krysten Ritter

2014

02

May

Katie Cassidy Instagram Round-Up of the Day

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Who the fuck is Katie Cassidy and why the fuck is everyone so excited she’s in a bikini…

I mean haven’t we got to a point in the over saturated internet world where bikini pics ar e no longer exciting, or do we still have to post every no name, fame whore, rich kid, socialite, celebrity who gets into a fucking bikini like it’s news…even when they do it with small tits, boring bodies, and not on set of a sex tape…

It’s like give me more substance, if you’re gonna hire the paparazzi to take pics of you, make it fucking count bitch.

TO SEE HER BIKINI PCIS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Cassidy

2014

02

May

Irina Shayk Posing With Panties of the Day

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Irina Shayk is owned by the assholes at Sports Illustrated.

My assumption is that they bought her from her “boyfriend” who is gay, even though he is not known for being gay, but who is gay, because if he was to come out as a gay in the Euro league, it would be some serious shit that takes away from his skill as a top player…and that’s is some serious shit, since European men, despite being flaming hate fags..

So the answer to that is buy a Russian hooker, give her tits, send her to America to live her dreams, see her once a quarter for paparazzi pics, and get Sports Illustrated to back you for legitimacy since they are the media that run this kind of thing…

I also assume that Sports Illustrated owns beach bunny, so it’s only natural that Irina Shayk would post pics of her sniffing a pair of their panties, because it’s her job…

Either way, she’s hot and has beat the system…unlike the Russian whores I know…who cost a lot and have no souls…here she is.

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

02

May

Magdelena Frackowiak for LUI Magazine of the Day

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Magdelena Frackowiak is some famous successful model who still takes the time to pose nude for fashion, like she was in Playboy, but with less labia meat, even when she’s not getting paid, because there’s no way LUI paid for this shit, but rather she just to either stay relevant or work with the right creeper photographer, to take her to the next pay scale…or maybe being Polish has just conditioned her to get naked – it’s all part of the Soviet Sex Trade they prepare you for…it’s like get naked, get money, get sold to old men, get American Citizenship..or model…

Either way who cares, she’s naked.

Posted in:Magdelena Frackowiak

2014

02

May

Kaili Thorne Thong Bikini Ass of the Day

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Kaili Thorne is one of the Thorne sisters who were strategically bred and sent to to Florida from Hollywood to make some lazy parents who didn’t like working some money…and I guess it worked, because they only needed one to really hit, allowing the others to feel inadequate and like failures, doing their attention seeking by posting ass pics, because that’s the only way to get noticed amongst the family favorite, who is the one bringing in the money…

It’s some middle child syndrome that may end in a heroin overdose, but first…the porn career cry for attention..

That makes her my favorite Thorne….Ass pics are the gateway pics to porn.

Posted in:Kaili Thorne

2014

02

May

Iza Goulart’s Fitness of the Day

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Here’s some Izabel Goulart doing some fitness to explain to all you fat lazy haters why she looks this good in a BIKINI

You see, she works at it, and eats a clean diet, every fucking day, and that’s why she’s not a fat useless slop like Kate Upton…

Real basic logic…that I like watching…because I prefer eating to going to the gym…and the only reason I would go to the gym is this…but instagram does it for me.

TO SEE HER AMAZING BIKINI PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Iza Goulart

2014

02

May

Idiot Robbers Shoot a Mannequin and other Videos of the Day

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Heavy Bitch Trying to Lose Weight…

Van VS Train

Police VS Wheelchair Bound Veteran with PTSD

Motorcycle Rally in Afghanistan….Stunt Rider…

Rally Car VS Friend

Some Monkey Love…

Posted in:Videos

2014

02

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I like talking to girls about how tight their vaginas are, because to date, I haven’t had one person tell me they don’t have a tight vagina, making me thing the spectrum of tight, or maybe even the definition of tight as we know it, has been a lie….

Someone should make a documentary on this shit…

Here are some morning links….

Girls With No Bras…
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Kate Upton’s Fat Body Makes Ugly Girls Everywhere Happy…
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10 Phantom Hand Pics
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Lea Michele Upskirt
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Katt Williams Gives Arsenio 1,100 Dollars to Buy Clippers
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More Katie Cassidy in Black Zebra Bikini
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Naked Cam Girls Are Amazing
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The Kurt Cobain Love Letter to Courtney Love
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Mannequin Mob Prank
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Models Posing Awkward
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