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2014

01

May

Devon Windsor & Dylan Fosket for Numero May of the Day

Her name is Devon Windsor…she’s a St Louis Model who’s turned pretty fucking major and international even though I’ve never heard of her and don’t really care for her, because she’s producing really fucking creepy photoshoots like this, with some dude who has her head….

This is some horror movie incest shit and it confuses me, it’s not sexy at all, but incest is the best and that’s why I am posting it…

Posted in:Devon Windsor|Dylan Fosket

2014

01

May

Robyn Lawley for Chantelle Lingerie of the Day

It is the fat generation…so everyone, as you probably know, are embracing and celebrating being fat, because it makes for a good excuse to remain fat, you know it’s in style, or in-fashion or whatever, even models like Kate Upton are eating their way to stardom…but it’s not because of politically correctness, like Love everyone and Love yourself, it’s that the general population is fat and in order to sell them product, you must show them fat girls, otherwise you get slaughtered by the media, and no one buys your shit, unless you are Victoria’s Secret, who will one day go fat, as fit babes are a dying fucking entity..

The reality is that fat is gross, it is unhealthy, we aren’t naturally supposed to be fat, we are fat because of our lifestyles, we eat too much, we don’t work out, and we will die premature deaths…because of it…

So as a fat man, I will say, no one wants to see fat chicks modelling in lingerie, it does more bad than good, but I still like fat tits…so I’m posting it even though it represents all evil…

Posted in:Robyn Lawley

2014

01

May

Jojo is in a Bikini of the Day

Jojo is posting some bikini selfies because I guess she’s realized that the more bikini pics she posts the more her loyal pervert fans, who were all about her at 17, even though she was fat and really not hot, the more they will forget that she left her career and most importantly them for a black dude, a black dude has slid his cock in and out of that ass probably while she was in that position, because it was back when she was a lazy bitch…who was just like “look at all this popstar money, I’m just gonna lay here and take it, while you fuck me good to get access to my money”…or maybe, just maybe I’m making stories and spreading rumours about JOJO since I hardly remember when she mattered, I just know she’s got this bikini game on and I like girls in bikinis, no matter what they’ve but up in them…right?

Cool filter bro…

Posted in:JoJo

2014

01

May

Marthe Wiggers for Stonefox of the Day

Marthe Wiggers is a tall, almost creepy model, who looks like a possessed 7 year old in her pics, despite being over 18, at least that’s what I assume since a company booked her to be shot in her underwear, something deemed illegal when you or your creepy neighbor try it on the neighbourhood tweens…

Oh shit…I just looked her up, she’s only 16…making these panty pics highly fucking criminal…you probably shouldn’t look at them, considering checking out the laws in your state or country for viewing images of models being paid tons of money to get half naked…I mean I guess it’s not that illegal since this brand got away with it…I mean they’re the ones who are going down not you for liking these too much, right?

Posted in:Marthe Wiggers

2014

01

May

In Bed with Jessica Lowndes and Other Selfies of the Day

When no one really gives a fuck who you are, but you love yourself just enough to always take pics of yourself hoping your fans give you lots of likes, not that your bullshit 90210 show is over…

Yoga Workout Selfie…

The at the Beach Selfie

The In Bed Selfie..

Selfie Game strong..This is all in the last 4 days..and it is a reminder that instagram isn’t so much a place to post pictures you take of things you see, but a place you post pictures of yourself, and the loop hole to make it seem less obnoxious is the selfie…something Jessica Lowndes has mastered…even though no one knows who Jessica Lowndes is…

Posted in:Jessica Lowndes

2014

01

May

Coco Still Entertains Me of the Day

People are passing around this Coco ass picture and I don’t find it all that shocking, ridiculous, comical, fake, a novelty item, you know a caricature of an ass rendered by an artist with a good sense of humor but I mean this is a nude model hooker who married a rapper to work exclusively as his pro, you know the real like WIFE Experience who we are talking about it’s like this bitch wasn’t a stripper, getting naked and taking ownership on her clown ass, I am sure she was riding dick for money long before riding Ice T’s wallet..into holy matrimony…if anything, I’m just shocked her bare ass is in stripper clothes isn’t spread and inserting objects…

The sick thing in all this is that I like it.

Posted in:Coco

2014

01

May

Laura Vandervoort Naked for Peta of the Day

Laura Vandervoort is some low level Canadian actress who has been doing Comicon the last decade to pay the bills while waiting for her big break…which is some TV show I am not going to bother googling, that she gets naked in, because when an actress who otherwise never got naked, gets naked, you know it’s her attempt to solidify herself, its just too bad she’s doing it in an era of hardcore porn where no one fucking cares…

Like other fame before her, she’s done some PETA naked shit to shut down Sea World, a cause I actually agree with and not just because there was a doc on it and celebs attached themselves to it, but because I’ve always known they are cruel horrible fucking things…cuz I have a brain….

I still think her best work is when she said she hated DrunkenStepfather…because I hate her too…

Posted in:Laura Vandervoort

2014

01

May

Most Ridiculous News Troll and Other Videos of the Day

Craziest Old Man Who Crosses the Road

Hamster Eating a Tiny Burrito

Naked Dude Slaps Cop in Face with Underwear – Gets Tased

Some FEMEN Protesting Nudity from Monday…That is Really Not Hot but has Tits

Shoplifter Gets Beat the Fuck Up

The Man in Belfast Who Tried to Set Himself on Fire

Suicidal WOman who Landed on CLothes Hangers – What an Attention Whore

Posted in:Videos

2014

01

May

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The best thing about 35 year old Miami hispanic moms with fake tits and hot bodies in really skimpy outfits…is their 18 year old daughters getting pregnant by rappers somewhere near by…

That’s the shit I want to stepFATHER…with my penis…

Here are some morning links…

The Amazing Spiderman Parkour
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Rob Ford Back On Crack in Video….
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Hot Babes in Bed
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Alyssa Arce in a Bikini…
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Some Italian Bitch Showing Her Upper Thigh…Tattoo…
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Short Wikipedia is Pretty FUnny
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25 Best Batman Comics of all Time
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Naked Cam Girls Are Amazing
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Ridiculous Ass on All Fours…
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The Best Name for a
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

My new favorite thing in Florida is toothless trashy white girls with fake tits and a leathery tan…on meth…in Walmart…talking to herself about some weird shit whily grabbing at her twat…I would have married her if she wasn’t screaming at me as I tried to get close to her…

That, and this new stepGIRL…holy shit…that’s not some pussy shit…ugh…that’s some good shit…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Ridiculous Asses for Hump Day
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Coco’s Massive Ass is Funny…
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Great Coordinated Year Book Pic
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Katie Cassidy Bikini
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Top 10 Reasons We’ve Given Up On Lohan…
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I Like the Monkey Who Slaps Deborah Duncan
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Instagram Babes Hottest Women Read Thirsty Comments!
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Abbey Clancy in a Bikini
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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace
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Selena Gomez Legs
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Jennifer Lawrence Middle Finger Continues
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The NEw Godzilla Trailer
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Dani Thorne Nasty Gal
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Prince Harry Gets to Fuck All The Prince Fuckers Now
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Kayley Cuoco Instagram Porn
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Harry Potter Vs Star Wars
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These are Some Hot Models…
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Kate Moss for Topshop
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Peaches Died of Heroin Overdose
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Jessica Biel in a Granny Outfit
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Gwyneth Paltrow Scary Pics
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Ferne McCann TOpless Bikini
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Regina George 10 Years Later…
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Hot as Fuck Model in Supermodel Magazine
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Michelle Lewin’s Intense Bikini
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Claudia Romani in a Bikini on an Inflatable…
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Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee Will Be Around for 6 More Season
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Crackhead Stabs Himself!
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Frisky Panty…
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Katy Perry Green Hair
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Steven Tyler is Starting to Look Like a Grandma
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Alison Brie Byrdie Photoshoot….
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Naked Girl Taking a Walk…
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Which Deschanel Sister Would You Rather Fuck Up the Ass and Lock in your Basement
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Freakish Doppelgänger
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Rihanna in a Midriff
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Kelly Kruger Cameltoe
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Some Hot Naked Bitch on Necker Island
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Courtney Cox Pokies!
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Some Turkish Actor Topless
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Sam Faiers in a Bikini….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Stupid Tits
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Every Nude Scenes from Three Seasons of Game of Thrones….
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Some Big Titty Chick Named Minka Celebrates her 20th
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Hot Dirty Amazing Naked Cam Girls
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Redhead Teen Masturbates
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Lesbian Video of the Day
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Nicki Minaj Look Alike
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Hot Fucking Webcams!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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Don’t Forget the Mimi Faust Sex Tape!
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS