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2014

09

Apr

Dylan Penn Naked for Treats of the Day

Dylan Penn is Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn’s daughter…who is currently working some low budget horror movie as an actress, a job I am sure was hard to get, considering who her parents are, I mean I’m sure socially they don’t know any hollywood powerhouses….but I guess is being legitimate, or maybe being another rich girl trying to feed her ego by modelling half naked, because male attention, or really any attention for being naked is something you can’t really buy, but something you can easily achieve…and I thank her for that…because she didn’t have to do it, she’s just having fun….fun I like to endorse, even though I hate fun…

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2014

09

Apr

Gisele in a Bikini of the Day

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Gisele may be a man part of an elaborate billion dollar corporate cover-up because using trannies in their campaigns is more cost effective since trannies don’t get their periods and have to take that week off…and trannies have better work ethic because they are trying so hard to be women – that usually they do women better than women…she may also be a man part of an elaborate 100 million plus earning husband who doesn’t want people to know he is into dudes who tuck…but she is something I’d fuck whatever she is…especially in these bikini pics…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS OF HER HOSING HERSELF DOWN CLICK HERE

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2014

09

Apr

Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace Attention Seeking Pussy Flash of the Day

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Aisleyne Horgan-Wallace is a nobody…

She’s been FLASHING HER ASS AND TITS to the world since 2007 and no one fucking cares…but I am a fan of pussy, and the girls who have no problem showing their pussies, whether in private, or public, so long as I see it, or pictures of it, because I am a fan of pussy…

So today, even if she’s already flashed her pussy, Aisleyne is officially a someone…sure this should be her on a porn set, or even her 7 years ago, but at least she’s persistent in her attempts, most people would have just thrown in the towel and put some pants on, but this bitch, she’s decided to take her pants off and get to work…and there’s something beautiful about that…and that something is LABIA!!!

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2014

09

Apr

Alexandra Daddario Ass for Vanity Fair of the Day

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If you watch TV, you’ve seen her naked and fucking. Making this ass shot a waste of your time. It’s one of those if you fuck in a show, you might as well just fuck your way through everyday life, not that she doesn’t, I mean how did she get the jobs she gets in the first place….but she’s not doing it on street corners, in restaurants, or on the beach…or even in Vanity Fair, a controlled setting where she could be fucking, but instead is just underwater mooning, because they have advertisers, and can’t be the HBO of magazines yet, even though if they were…they’d probably make more money…because this is the porn generation, no one gives a fuck about anything that doesn’t involve fucking…

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2014

09

Apr

Tara Reid Bikini Fashion Show of the Day

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Every time I see Tara Reid doing a self produced bikini fashion show despite being in her mid 40s…I feel great joy.

These pictures she posted on twitter are the highlight of my day…which may not be saying much about my day….

I don’t know if it is because she represents a better time, or if I find it funny that she threw away her career to become a perpetual spring breaker, and is still at it well into her 40s….Maybe I just find it funny to look at her leathery body and shitty fake tits…because she’s not fat….like some kind of novelty act…or maybe this is porn to me…

She’s like a corpse…but not dead…even if her soul is..

Whatever the reason is, I just know I love it….

TO SEE THE PAPARAZZI VERSION OF THESE PICS CLICK HERE

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2014

09

Apr

Naya Rivera’s Product Placement of the Day

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Reebok payed Glee star and Rapper Wife – Naya Rivera – to show the world her ass on instagram…

Reebok and Glee star and Rapper Wife – Naya Rivera – are smut pedlars and the good news is that so am I, so as long as someone is getting rich showing off her ghetto booty that black men love, giving me something to stare at and post, since I am not getting paid to post pics of ghetto booty black men love, it’s better than not having pics of ghetto booty black men love…

You see if Reebok finances instagram porn, I’m ok with it, as long I get to look at it…even if it’s actually pretty boring and not spread eagle or naked enough…

I mean I don’t think a successful sext happens until there’s spread ass and labia…no meat, no pink, no party…but I’ll settle for slutty workout gear…because I got nothing else going on.

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2014

09

Apr

Melissa Joan Hart Bikini Product Placement of the Day

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Here’s a big reveal no one fucking cares about….

Nothing like a mom no one has cared about the last decade, and even a decade ago, I’m not sure anyone cared about her, except maybe when she was partying with Britney Spears for that week.

You know, the young starlet who couldn’t be any less interesting in the public eye. I don even know if she had bikini pics, vagina flashes, nip slips and all the other good stuff that has come from the early 2000s internet.

Finally doing a big reveal to promote some million dollar endorsement she got to lose her baby weight, in a bikini…

When the bikini hustle for attention should have happened back when she was on fucking TV..

I hate how bitches lose sight of the simple “I don’t get naked that’s for sluts”…when they should be getting naked…and then when they shouldn’t be getting naked…like when they are 100 fucking years old…they get naked…because they remember the past when people cared about them…

It’s called striking when the iron is hot, maybe if this Sabrina Witch worked harder in her youth, there’d be no need to whore herself now…

Either way, it happened…

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2014

09

Apr

Sarah Hyland at the Renaissance Faire for the Real Virgins of the Day

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I generally assume that I write this site for a bunch of virgin losers who can’t get laid or even really interact with girls because they are so fucking awkward. I am talking the kind of guy who can’t even hire a hooker or get a lap dance because he’s too fucking shy and awkward…I am talking full on autistic, socially inept shit that unfortunately manifested as a porn addiction and not an actual addiction to building software…you know the lonely, welfare, obsessive compulsive who spends hours making models of their favorite stars out of their own semen…while tweeting them love letters all night…

Well…this one’s for you…the real virgin loser…because you love that Renaissance LARPING shit…and you love Sarah Hyland…because that’s just the kind of world we live in..

I hope this doesn’t make you cum yourself, but the fact is it’s from the weekend, so you’ve probably already printed these up onto a ripe melon you plan on fucking the shit of, cuz with virgin loser comes innovative masturbation practices.

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2014

09

Apr

Behati Prinsloo vs Amber Heard in DT of the Day

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I like when these magazines put these girls up against each other, making them hate each other, and compare themselves to each other, buy giving them equal play in a magazine, and waiting to see who gets the most coverage for it…because friendly competition, coupled with egotistical cunts who think they are the best thing ever, feeling insecure is erotic to me…

So one of them is engaged to the worst human ever, the kind of guy who you probably want to kill, because he is Adam Levine and annoying in his Bar Mitzvah DJ hustle…tainted…

The other is a home wrecker, who lured Johnny Depp, a relatively cool person in Hollywood, because he takes his Disney roles seriously…

Both of them are trying to be fun, sexy in DT Spain…and it’s safe to say Amber Heard won this one…and I guess won on all fronts…based on the fact that she isn’t engaged to Adam Levine.

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2014

09

Apr

Bregje Heinen For SuperTrash of the Day

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Bregje Heinen, the model with a name that sounds like she’s having one of her binging and purging episodes in the bathroom because she has been rejected on three major campaigns in a row and in her mind it must be because she’s fat…you know how models think…or maybe you don’t but let me tell you…it’s like they get put on castings daily and rejected 90 percent of the time…breaking them at their core because whether they make a million dollars a year doing it, and not many of them do, they are still losing out on jobs, and that fucks with their heads…luckily there’s always billionaires willing to marry them as they are approved by the fashion world as hot enough for a billionaire…

That said, Bregje Heinen, got this job, modelling whatever this is and here are the pics…

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