2014
04
Apr
It happened.
I just experienced The Best Video I have Ever Seen Ever….
I don’t think there will ever be a video quite as magical as this.
It just can be possible, the world is that good.
But it did make this and this just revolutionized my life.
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Apr
I don’t know why I find girls crying…whether alone in the bottom of a shower, or outside of a bar while drunk, or even while performing in front of thousands of people…highly erotic.
I think it is because I am in tune with my emotions and respect a woman who can really bring out hers, because as you know women never cry….or maybe, just maybe, it is because crying, despite being a natural release, is the gateway to being a broken, battered and letting all that pent up repressed sadness from self-hatred through a sex tape, amazingness.
Highlight of the day.
Posted in:Miley Cyrus
2014
04
Apr
Here are pics of Kate Mara and Cameron Diaz from the same magazine, in a feature I like to call model wars, it’s like “Bitch get your own magazine”…or like “Bitch, you can’t hang”…or like “bitch, keep on trying I do it better, cuz I got the cover”…or “Bitch, this magazine is only big enough for one of us”…or “get out of here yungin, I’m Cameron Diaz”…
I don’t know if these bitches are really that catty, but it’d be nice if there were more death matches to really show us how committed they are to their fame, success, and being the top of their game…
It would make all the money they make justified.
TO see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE
Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Kate Mara
2014
04
Apr
I don’t know anything about Charlotte Carey, other than that she’s not Jim Carrey’s daughter, but she might be Drew Carey and Mariah Carey after having incest sex kid, because she is from LA and LA is where rich and famous people have babies..
I do know that she’s been modelling for a while, and in that modelling she shows her tits, which makes her pretty fucking fantastic by my standards, even though all models show their tits, it’s part of the job, and even if it wasn’t, tits aren’t a big deal, they are just tits, and not like them shoving things in their assholes, but I guess I am old school and like seeing tits.
So Charlotte Carey….I’ve seen your tits. Fascinating.
Artsy.
Posted in:Charlotte Carey
2014
04
Apr
Izabel Goulart is pretty fucking alright…sure she has a man face and is ripped so hard you’d think that she was a Brazilian tranny working the street corner in some sex tourism sting operation…but those legs, and that ass, that only come with being tall as fuck and addicted to fitness justify her lingerie modelling career, you know one of the trannies, if she is even a tranny, who you would fuck, because trannys, despite you hating their dicks and their balls, sometimes have some winning features, especially when those dicks and balls are turned away from us…not that Iza is a tranny, but I guess all girls who do a lot of fitness with hard faces, kinda look like they are…
Either, way..this isn’t a tranny debate, with myself, because no one is listening, it’s a celebration of a booty pic on the internet. Yay.
Posted in:Izabel Goulart
2014
04
Apr
It is safe to say that The Voice was sent here from hell to brainwash the kids into liking Adam Levine and buying more of his records, because his songs aren’t on the radio enough as it is…his horrible demon songs that I think are the cause of school shootings and all bad in the world…
That said, when Christina is on a break losing weight, the blonde tits on the show are Shakira, and here she is showing her breasts that were once small and humble, that I am not confusing for mountains…
What a slut…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
If that’s not enough THE VOICE marketing, here’s Christina Milian who at some point was on the Voice as their host or some shit…and now she’s naked in bed…
What a slut…
Posted in:Shakira
2014
04
Apr
Yesterday there was a perfect opportunity to put an end to all things horrible in the world…The Kardashians, who on their luxury trip to wherever they are…went zip lining on a zip line that we wish couldn’t support the weight of all their shit….crashing into a fiery death…ridding the world of evil…
Not that this actually happened yesterday, but it was posted yesterday, so I’ll go with their bullshit storyline, just like I’ll stare at the young ones ass, an ass one of the other ones says looks good in this video, because it does…thank you zip line harness…even though I hate you for not breaking…
TO SEE THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Kardashians
2014
04
Apr
Ghostriding the Whip Garbage Man
Parents Making their Kids Twerk…
Here’s a dog climbing a ladder
Here’s the Facebook police brutality video of a guy getting arrested for no reason by a racist cop in his home…it hit yesterday, but I am here to spread it to anyone who hasn’t seen it.
Posted in:Videos
2014
04
Apr
I got rejected when I asked nude pics from some virgin arab girl because she claimed to be on her period, but I think it had more to do with Allah.
I got rejected when I asked for nude pics from a married chick because she was sitting at the table next to me and was with her husband.
Sometimes, even losers who have lost at life, lose.
Here are some stepLINKS
Girls Stretching
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Jennifer Metcalfe in a Bikini
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Katy Perry Creepy Album Cover…
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I can’t even tell you what these amazing girls I doing, You Just Have to Check For Yourself.
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Modelbombing is the New Twerk
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The Most Ironic Pic Today
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The Hicks Talking About the Chupacabra Makes Me Laugh…
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19 People Twitter Should Get To Replace Letterman
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Natalia Vodianova Lingerie
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Jon Hamm on a Terrinle Dating Show at 25
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Posted in:stepLINKS
2014
04
Apr
Her name is TIFFANY and she’s a hell of a lot better than any of the girls I got naked tonight…but that’s probably because the only girls I get naked are in the late 50s, and feeling pretty sensitive and nostalgic because of David Letterman’s retirement, while excited that they figured out how their iPhone camera works, because even the fat young girls who you know don’t fuck on TINDER think they are better than me…and they probably are…even the monsters…but luckily, I only fuck models…models like this Tiffany…who is too good to get naked, but so good naked, I’m happy she’s naked.
