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2014

16

Apr

Reliving the Victoria’s Secret Catalog of the Day

There was a time when masturbation wasn’t very accessible. You had to watch scrambled cable porn because you couldn’t afford the channels, do it on the bus while people were commuting in their sexy work clothes, buy actual porn and porn mags that were way overpriced, jerk off to music videos, or if you were lucky, lingerie catalogs, like Victoria’s Secret, that became a household name and marriage saviour in the 80s and 90s, when they were needed.

So here’s a little tribute to trying not to get caught jerking off to a magazine, like you were still in the 90s, before everyone accepted that everyone jerks off and the internet gave us porn..

The models are who gives a fuck, they are interchangeable. The pics are uninspired catalog pics. The nipples are edited out…but they still happened so here.

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2014

16

Apr

Urban Outfitters Hipster Porn of the Day

It is safe to say that Hipster Porn is my favorite porn, even if the Hipster Porn isn’t actually porn, but rather young girls being barely slutty, because I know that beneath the surface of an Urban Outfitters Campaign and with the right approach, these girls are young and part of the porn generation, a generation where pornstars can be deemed cool and desirable, because dudes everywhere jerk off to them, and girls like being jerked off to…they like being dirty little fucks who look good while they fuck, it’s some animal instinct shit that has made the world far more fun to live in…

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Apr

Zuzana Gregorova Nipples for Fashion of the Day

I posted Zuzana Gregorova in the past…I didn’t really have anything memorable or inspiring to say about her, she’s a hard faced model, from Bratislava, who looks like she has no soul, but would be perfect as a mail order bride, and she barely exists in the fashion and modelling world..but but probably gets enough work to pay her way, since back home in Bratislava she’d be working for 10 dollars a week…so anything is better than that hell…

I guess what it comes down to is that she’s showing some nipple for ELLE, trying to increase her brand, to get more work, and she’s doing it with nipple and I’m into that…so keep up the good work Bratislava Zuzana

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2014

16

Apr

Paulina Gretzky’s Behind the Scenes for Golf Digest of the Day


Paulina Gretzky has a ridiculous fan base that I don’t really understand or think is thats deserved. I mean sure she’s fit and looks good, but there are a lot of hot fit girls on instagram who don’t get featured in Golf magazines, but I guess it’s because they aren’t married or engaged to pro golfers…or more importantly, the daughter of some puck slut and a huge small town Canadian Hockey player, who left his modest white trash roots in Canada, and went Hollywood, raising a couple of bratty rich kids who never have to work a day in their lives, and really why wouldn’t you want that for your kids, working sucks.

I think it is a little creepy that a huge percentage of her fans are just Gretzky fans, you know the diehards that wish they could come in him, if only it wasn’t gay, but instead can imagine cumming in her, because she’s the closest thing to him, she’s got his DNA in her, assuming her hooker puck slut mom wasn’t cheating when he was on the road, which is a pretty major assumption, because she probably was…

Here’s the behind the scenes video of the shoot.

Posted in:Paulina Gretzky

2014

16

Apr

Weirdest Workout Video and other Videos of the Day

If you don’t like that here’s a cop beating the fuck out of a chick….

Here’s a drunk Bosnian not taking shit from no one..in a bitch no your place situation

Here’s a high speed baker..

Hip Hop has Ruined White People…

Boston Marathon Tribute Cameraman Fail of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2014

16

Apr

Sofia Vergara’s Women’s Health Shoot of the Day

Sofia Vergara has a great scam going on. She was a single mother from Colombia, who managed to work her way into a sitcom where she plays herself, which requires no talent, not that being on a sitcom really requires any talent, just look at Jennifer Aniston and all the other overpaid idiots from the history of sitcoms, but this Sofia chick has it pretty good, it’s like they wrote the part specifically for her, and that’s safe to say, happened because of either really good blowjobs, even though girls in Hollywood are already giving really good blowjobs, it is the land of eager as fuck….or some weird drug cartel affiliation muscling the right people to make shit happen…since LA is the land of cocaine too…

Either way, she’s 100, still looks good, and is in Women’s Health for you to masturbate to, because you are too lazy to masturbate to footage of her from when she wasn’t 100 years old

Posted in:Sofia Vergara

2014

16

Apr

Kendall Jenner’s Ass at Coachella of the Day

As fun as Coachella seems if you are into horrible crowded places filled with horrible people…who think they are connecting with something organic and amazing, even revolutionary, all corporate sponsored, because they have their heads shoved so far up their asses, asses that they don’t mind showing the world, because cut off jean shorts are still the Coachella style, reminiscent of the hippies they are channelling, but designer and 300 dollars a pair, to make it ok…and here’s Kendall Jenner crying for attention, playing around like she’s not paralyzed by her rich and famousness, because she’s amongst like-minded people….pretty awful, but I dig ass cheeks even when on 16 year old girls at Starbucks…I mean especially on 16 year old girls at Starbucks…because it’s not illegal to stare at their exhibitionism…

Anyway, week two Coachella is happening, because they don’t make enough money week one, it’s like they found their scam now milk it…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2014

16

Apr

Miley Cyrus Drug Overdose of the Day

Miley Cyrus was hospitalized.

The reason was a bad reaction to antibiotics she was taking due to a vaginal infection she got from her pants being jacked up her cunt so hard that it got infected….that has left her in the hospital for another night, because that’s not what happens when you have an allergic reaction to anything, they just epipen you and wait a few hours before sending you home.

I like to think that it was an attempted suicide, or a heart attack from some drug overdose, or anorexia…that probably should have left her dead, but that didn’t because she’s strategic and has a team around her that won’t let her die, even if she wants to because she makes them too much money.

I know that whatever reports we are reading, are all lies, she’s likely not even the one tweeting, they just have a college marketing grad who they pay to write “retarded”…a craft that is funnier than hearing her hick, many voice…

All this to say, who care, she’s better off dead, she offers no good to the world, and has done all she needs to do here…and it’s all fading into obscurity from here…

All so tragic…TO SEE THE HER SLUTTY CONCERT PICTURES CLICK HERE

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

16

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The most interesting thing about women in florida is how leathery their skin is, up on some gator, chain smoking, maybe on meth shit…but they’re so skinny and tanned and fake titied, it’s like being at a gutter stripclub all the time…everywhere you go…

Miley Almost Died – Too Bad She Didn’t
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Disturbing Coloring Books…
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Lookin’ Down Shirts…
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25 Best Teen Drama’s to Masturbate To…
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Anais Pouliot Covered Topless…
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Natalie Dormer Disgusting Lesbian Cameltoe
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Confessions of a Fast Food Worker
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Some New X-Men Trailer
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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The Dirtiest Pizza You Will Ever See
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No Parental Supervision..
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True Detective and Family Circus Mash Up…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

15

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

People go on lockdown when it rains in Florida…but the good thing is all these wet, braless girls in tank times, turn the sideways rain into a hard nippled porn scene…at least in my mind…I can’t wait to right swipe them on TINDER…

It’s Summertime…I am drunk on sun and meds…on this pre-death pilgrimage…here’s a song for that…

Here are some stepLINKS

Here’s a list of people you should unfriend on Facebook..
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Lindsay Lohan Drank Vodka at Coachella
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Lindsay Lohan on Two Broke Girls
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Bitches in Glasses
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Vanessa Golub Hot in Monokini
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10 Innovative Ways to Drink
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Kate Upton’s Hottest Photoshoot Ever…Ever…
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Jehane Gigi is a French Model in Lingerie…
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Jenelle Evans is Pregnant in her Underwear
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38 Priceless Twitter Reactions to the US Airways Tweet…
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Dawn Jero is the Half Naked Slut of the Day
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Adrienne Bailon Cleavage!
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13 Booty Shaking Shakira GIFS
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67 Pics of Emma Watson
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New David Cronenberg Movie You Will LIke…
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Cyclops Baby Freaks Me Out
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Madison Murray Hot
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Kate Upton is a Fucking Monster…
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So Many Page Three Tits…Crazy
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Biggest Celebrity Douche Bags
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Model Press Conference
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Candice Swanepoel’s Sexy Midriff
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Ana Braga’s Dumb Bikini is Good To Me…
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Justin Bieber Scaring People at Coachella…
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Margot Robbie is Overrated
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Ice Cube Hilariously Mocks Paul Walker’s Death…
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Lucy Pinder Huge Tits…
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Horseback Riding Pic of the DAy
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Myleene Klass in a Bikini
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I’d Like To Nestle My Cock In Her Ass
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Sluts in NUTS
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18 Celebs Who Have Been in Comas
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13 Paulina Gretzky GIFs
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Lydia Bright in a See Through Shirt
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Taylor Swift and Karlie Kloss Porn
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Pervert Llama of the Day
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Horrifying Confessions of a Fast Food Workers
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Dina Lohan is Guilty
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Bo Osinski Tit Slip
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I want to fuck Jennifer Hawkins
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Car Unloading Video
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DC Debuts a New COmic
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Cameron Diaz is Old as Fuck
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1950s Pit Stop Versus Today’s Pitt Stop
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Nicole Scherzinger’s Booty in Leggings..
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Lily Allen Pasties…
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DJ Tanner in Spandex!
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Mean but Effective Prank
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Mischa Barton – See Through…
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Gymnast Turned Weightlifting…
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Mad Men Blackploitation Parody!
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Brittany Daniel’s in a Red Dress
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Jessica Hat’s Hot in L’Officiel Paris
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Martha Hunt’s Tits!
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Kate Dickie Naked in Filth!
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Babes Tugging at her Clothes..
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Lady Gaga Wastes Water Because She’s a Cunt
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Sign that Makes Sense
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20 Emma Watson Quotes
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Dirty Porn Vine of the Day
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Hot Topless Girls Playing Twister…
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You’ll Never Believe How Hard This Will Make you Cum
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Is the Sound of this Amateur COuple Fucking Awesome?
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Hot Girl on the Beach…
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Naked Amateur Soaping Up
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Today in Lesbians
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Foot Fetish Video of the Day
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Girl Naked with Fruit…
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Top 5 weird Fuckign Laws
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The best of Lake Bell Tits
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Garden Hose Pussy
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Mimi Faust Sex Tape
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Some Babe in a Bathtub Naked…
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FIND COUGARS TO FUCK! BECAUSE FUCKING COUGARS IS GOOD.
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Naked DUde in Walgreens…
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Top 10 Tits for Titty Tuesday!
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THE BEST SWINGERS VACATIONS!!
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My Official Instagram – FOLLOW IT!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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The Most Twisted and Amazing Porn…
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