2014
19
Feb
The likelihood of this Emma Stone nude pic being a legit nude pic…you know all low res enough that it could be a pic of your grandmother in a wig and we could pretend it’s Emma Stone is pretty fucking high…
But the small chance it is legit, means I have to post it…it is my duty and more importantly…sometimes It is nicer to pretend or to believe something is real…since nothing really ever is…
Posted in:Emma Stone
2014
19
Feb
Sara Malakul Lane is the Thai actress in Hollywood I would most likely want to hire to do my dry cleaning, if I wore anything other than soiled sweatpants that don’t require dry cleaning…because she’s asian and that was a bad asian joke..I shoulda stuck with tranny…there are trannies in Thailand and no way to determine her past…but with a body like this…shit…who cares if she has balls…she’s superhuman and gender doesn’t matter…and a bra like that…makes me lose confidence in her understanding of clothing…in a way I wouldn’t trust her to wash my sweat pants one bit…but I would trust her to be the mother of my kids…because she’s that perfect…
What it comes down to is I’ve never banged an asian in all my sexual conquests…which were more failures than anything…and I think a Half Asian is the perfect gateway to real asians and their sideway vaginas…maybe her vagina is just one 45 degree angle…
I guess I will never know…but at least I can stare at her pics…
Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane
2014
19
Feb
Rita Ora is supposed to be the next Rihanna, but that plan kind of feel through the cracks when Rihanna became insanely popular and the record labels decided that instead of replacing her and investing in a new lookalike, they’ll just ride the money train as far as it will go…leaving Rita Ora forced to attend red carpet events in see through dresses to show the world her big tits…hoping they’ll celebrate her and that one day she too will be a money train of her own…
I’ve never heard her music, and don’t care to, but I approve of her showing her tits…it’s good for my morale…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
PS – Jessie J was also at the event and SHE WAS LOOKIN HOT
Posted in:Rita Ora
2014
19
Feb
Mario Testino is a top level fashion photographer who takes pictures of all your favorite models…and he did a series I guess on set with all the girls he worked with…probably the last week…from Kate Moss, to Kate Upton, to Miranda Kerr…and he got them all in robes and towels after they had their make-up done for what I am sure he thought was high concept art…that on set behind the set pre glamour model moment…you know bullshit these idiots allocate to the nonsense that is their overpaid work…and I’m just into the fetish aspect of it…top models in towels…shit works for me…even though I prefer cumming on skin to terry cloth.
Posted in:Mario Testino
2014
19
Feb
I thought shopping at Walmart was shameful enough…
I mean when you’re got stealing from the fucking place, you are clearly one step away from killing yourself…
So I can’t imagine why anyone would want to give her a hard time, let her take the shit, her life is bad enough you heartless asshole, working for the man, instead of working for you fellow man…you should be ashamed of yourself…
Posted in:Videos
2014
19
Feb
Erin Heatherton is a Victoria’s Secret model who has had sex with Leonardo DiCaprio like all Victoria’s Secret models…making me think they are actual hookers and not models…you know the highest of class…because the logic behind all of them dating the same dude, unless they were hookers, doesn’t make sense…I know girls and girls get mad if their friends even talk to their ex boyfriends…making me question whether it’s a publicity stunt…by the company to market their bitches…or maybe when you’re leo..they girls just use his dick as a novelty…
All this to say, I prefer Erin Heatherton in lingerie than whatever is going on here…
Posted in:Erin Heatherton
2014
19
Feb
It’s no secret that Katy Perry has big tits…It’s also no secret that Katy Perry has masterminded the mainstream by becoming their puppet thanks to strategic moves…and I want to make it clear, there is nothing wrong with selling out…being rich and famous is validation and allows for a great life…but I will say that her music fucking sucks…and when se’s not showing off her tits properly…so does her bad skinned face…not that it really matters…but I expect more out of people who get paid to look good…If I wanted something like this I would have fucked the weird loner girl with bad skin and a bad body no one talked to in high school…oh right..I did…
TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE
Posted in:Katy Perry
2014
19
Feb
This is probably the least threatening stampede in the history of stampedes, unless of course you were molested by a man who used to give you his pet bunny to pet while he “woody allened” you..in which case…this must be horrifying…
That said, Bunnies are so cute…I just want to lay in a bed of them and roll around…no wonder people make coats out of them…
Posted in:Videos
2014
19
Feb
Rihanna kinda set the bar to always be naked in videos…instagram…etc…that when she does vogue in costumes like this..where she’s not spread eagled and fisting herself…like she does..it’s a total fucking downer…and if anything makes her seem as boring as she probably is…
I prefer my Rihanna slutty.
Posted in:Rihanna
2014
19
Feb
Pretty obvious reason why this Fail is the Win….of the Sochi Olympic fails…even better than the double toilet, and the Olympic ring not going off…not just because I am from Canada…but because I love anal…Turn that frown upside down girl…no wait part of what I like about anal is how little the girl enjoys it…
Posted in:LOLZ
