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2014

04

Mar

Top Reason We’re Happy Scarlett Johannson is Pregnant of the Day

She already has a mom body.

In the event you haven’t heard…Scarlett Johannson is 5 months pregnant and weirdos everywhere are celebrating or depressed because ever since Ghost World, Scarlett Johannson has been their fetish…despite being overrated as an actor and far too successful than she deserves.

I tried to do a top 10 reasons why we’re happy Scarlett Johannson is pregnant, even though I know people who read this site are disillusioned weirdos who are probably upset about it because they think this dampens their non-existent chance in their fantasies…and all I could come up with is that she already has a dumpy overrated mom body..

Here’s some pics to celebrate the pregnancy and bring that point home…

I am more into this NSFW Scarlett Johannson look-a-like having sex

Posted in:Scarlett Johannson

2014

04

Mar

Epic Meal Time Does Arnold of the Day

Epic Meal Time are hometown heroes.

The host was a stoner in his basement playing video games who decided to make a pizza out of fast food and now he’s a youtube millionaire making ridiculous breakfast sandwiches with Arnold Swartznegger… for what I assume is a Charity…or an ad…but still pretty hilarious.

I don’t really keep track of the web series but that doesn’t mean I don’t like the host, or more importantly his hot mexican girlfriend….but this was blowing up my Facebook, and I got a kick out of it, because Arnold is fucking ridiculous…

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I am not sure if the best thing about doing an 8 ball of coke until 8 am is waking up…but as of right now, I am going to say I’m probably better off in a coma in a hospital somewhere…due to heart attacks…

That said…the strippers were fun…

Here are some morning links…

Maria Fowler CLeavage
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Matthew McConaughey High School Pic is GOod
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Dog VS Ice Cream Amazingness
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Babes Tugging at Their Clothes
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Rob Ford on Jimmy Kimmel
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Weirdest Bikini Family Photoshoot Ever
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BEST WAY TO INTERACT WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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New Batman Trailer
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What Languages Sound Like to Non-Speakers
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THe Creepiest Teachers Ever
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A Babe and her Tennis Racket
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Epic Don’t Drink and Drive Prank
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No Hand Tit Milking
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate the Oscars and I am glad people will stop talking about them tomorrow, but in case you didn’t see it MadamMeow at the stepFORUM killed it with her Oscar Coverage…Everything you need to see is there Check it out…33 Pages of babes you love to hate…it’s too good to not mention again…

While you do that, I’ll be getting drunk and more importantly getting lap dances, it’s just one of those nights I need stripper vagina pressed up against my leg…because I hate my life, and despite being married…I feel intense loneliness I need to pay young sluts to cure…I am all for it..

Here are some stepLINKS

Jennifer Lawrence Jerking off LUpita’s Trophy DIck
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A WHole Bunch of Thigh Gaps
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Paris Hilton in a See Through Bra
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Candice Swanepoel Ass in a Bikini
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20 GIrls and Star Wars Mashups
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An Asian Looking Girl with Fake TIts in a Bikini
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The Awards that Shoulda Been Given Out Last Night
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Joanna Krupa and Carmen Elecrtra Together
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Rihanna’s New Nipple Shirt
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Kaley Cuoco in a Crop Top Cleavage Dress
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Jumping Fitness Gone Wrong
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Camilla Alves Kissing Some Dude
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Jennifer Nicole Lee Upskirt…
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Academy Awards Sluts
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Miranda Kerr in her Sexy Dress
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15 People Who Were “SoOOOOO CLOSE
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15 Ways Jennifer Lawrence Has Won the Internet
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Irina Shayk Hot at an Event
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Kim Novak’s Face is Fucking Funny
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Kate Moss Nude in LUI
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Office Fails!
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Kidnapping Prank
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This Lauren Chick is a Bit of a Babe
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Victoria Justice All Dolled Up
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Martha Hunt’s Hot Bikini Pics
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Guy Singing Karaoke on his Scooter
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THe Bet GIFS front he OScars
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Jared Leto Photobombs Anne Hathaway
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Kids React to Rotary Phones
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The Greatest Butts in Movie Posters
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THe Hottest Celeb Instagram’s Last Week
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Cosplay Fails
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Girls in Sports Bras
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Bill Clinton With Hookers
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Hayden Panettiere – Photoshoot
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The Best Boxing Video You’ll See Today…
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Jeff Goldblum Jurassic Park LAugh
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Dog Loves Head Massager
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The Coolest Photoshopped Images on TUMBLR
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Kelly Osbourne Choking Lady Gaga
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Reese Witherspoon Teleports in the Live Broadcast of the Independent Spirit Awards
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Dirty Fucking Girls Giving you dirty Fucking Phone Sex…
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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White Trash Stripper
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BEST WAY TO INTERACT WITH GIRLS ALWAYS !!!
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No Hand Tit Milking!
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Pornstars Doing the #mirrormonday
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Dude Films His Buddy Boning a Drunk Girl
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3 Babes Vs a Black Dildo
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Some Girl Talking About her Boobs
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Swingers vacations are the best vacations!!
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Creamy ASian Vag
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Dudes Fucking Food is Some Weridness
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Kathy Lee in a Leather Corset
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Drunk Black Chick Sits on a Guys Face Outside the Club
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FUCK GIRLS!!
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW ON INSTAGRAM
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

03

Mar

Irina Shayk’s See Through Dress of the Day

Irina Shayk’s alright…I mean considering she came from poverty in Russia, made her way into the bed of a homosexual athlete, and now she’s going to the Academy Awards…it almost makes you think that either she’s the chosen one, hotter than most other women and eager enough to make moves…or maybe, just maybe the entire entertainment industry is a fucking scam designed by a few people who run the whole thing…who knows, I just know that it seems like she’s made it…all while wearing what may be a see through dress…

In case you didn’t see it
MadamMeow at the stepFORUM killed it with her Oscar Coverage…Everything you need to see is here

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2014

03

Mar

Sara Malakul Lane Instagram Porn of the Day

I haven’t seen waist to hip ratio like this…ever…and I look at a lot of pictures of girls everyday…whether it’s random celebrity hookers…actors like Sara Malakul Lane…who I’ve mentioned I am in love with before…but who brought these pics to her INSTAGRAM that I stalk…because I physically can’t sit outside her bedroom window and stalk her…and thanks to modern technology I don’t need to…because the internet is fucking creepy…and so am I…

I don’t know what these half naked pics are for…but I know I fucking like it…this body is abnormal…in a good way…makes me wonder what they feed the half thai / half white girls back in Bangkok where she was raised and a celebrity…I’m thinking whatever it was, it didn’t have enough of my cock…which is a good thing, because I am all about this girl and if my cock was anywhere near her, I’d have little to no respect for her. It’s better this way.

Posted in:Sara Malakul Lane

2014

03

Mar

Tara Mackey brings the Hot Model Tits in The New Arctic Monkey’s Video of the Day

Model and Singer Tara Mackey is in this brand new Tit filled video by Arctici Monkeys, sure it is only for a solid 10 seconds, the only 10 seconds worth watching, because they seem to be the the only time they turn the cameras away from the lead singer, who clearly loves himself or his hairdo, or his guitar solo too much to pull a “Blurred lines” and allow us to focus on the fucking tits…it’s one of those “this is my band, I want people to know it, put me in every frame” situations…that for 10 seconds goes the window…and brings amazingness…the 10 seconds …sent from heaven directly to the erection in my pants…

I am a fan of this tits in music videos get hits and makes hits trend in music videos because I like tits and otherwise no one cares..and by no one, I mean me…

Here are some more pics of Tara Mackey naked for fashion….

FOLLOW HER ON INSTAGRAM

Posted in:Tara Mackey

2014

03

Mar

Jennette McCurdy’s Underwear Pics of the Day

I know very little about Jennette McCurdy

I know she’s on some kids TV show and that creepy dads like you like her…because their kids make them watch these shitty shows…

But now she’s apparently taking the get naked for attention route, posting lingerie pics people are saying are fake to the internet, because that’s the only way to break free and become relevant…

ANd fake or not..I’m into it….even if I prefer sex tapes…

Posted in:Jennette McCurdy

2014

03

Mar

Sahara Ray for LUI Magazine of the Day

Sahara Ray is some girl I’ve been following on Instagram, who I just assumed was an instagram model, but who is apparently also a nude model, at least when it comes to fashion erotica, which is my favorite kind of erotica…like this shoot she did fro Purienne, one of the better erotic photographers…for a magazine called LUI that tricks all the babes into getting naked because it’s some high concept art…even if it’s just a good scam…to trick girls into getting naked…I am all for it…cuz this Sahara Ray girl is a babe and shouldn’t be allowed to wear clothes…meaning LUI is doing god’s work for all of us creeps…and I approve.

Posted in:Sahara Ray

2014

03

Mar

Edita Vilkeviciute Topless for Some Magazine of the Day

Edita Vilkeviciute is an amazing model who does a lot of topless work because she’s got fun tits, but more importantly because she’s an immigrant and she has to do whatever she can to get noticed on her 2 year Visa in America…because if they send her back home…when she was so close to making it…she could never live with herself…and as she’s learned the American way to get noticed and to be relevant and to matter is by showing your tits…because unlike the rest of the world where they ignore your tits…because tits aren’t a big deal here it’s considered pornography, and scandalous an gets people talking…it may not make sense…but it is the way it is…and I am glad it is because I want to see every girl in the world’s tits and I figure anything to help that mission is a good one.

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute