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2014

04

Mar

Rihanna See Through at Another Fashion Show of the Day

I saw these pics of Rihanna showing her nipple at Fashion week, which we can assume is because she either thinks she’s being fashionable, I mean nipples in France and in High Fashion is a common thing, but I think has less to do with fashion and nothing to do with her not giving a fuck attitude but rather everything to do with drawing attention to herself when she’s not touring where people cheer her on all night every night for her low self esteem…

I don’t really care the reason, I am just into nipple

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2014

04

Mar

Emily Ratajkowski in S Moda of the Day

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Emily Ratajkowski did S Moda, which is apparently a big deal for fashion models, something I wouldn’t consider Emily Ratajkowski, because she’s short, has a weird face and a rocking big titty body…but she’s still an it girl everyone is paying attention to, who is more importantly the girl who Kanye found and carted around to shows, while dating Kim Kardashian, as a little sex toy, who I guess he got into the Blurred lines video and made into who she is today, over hyped…which I guess is what you’d want when banging Kanye in the first place, I mean that or an “unwanted” pregnancy to pay the bills for the rest of your life, but she’s still young and making money. There’s a whole lot of gold digging and trapping dudes ahead of her..I can sense it.

All this to say, S-Moda forgot to show off her tits…the only thing that really matters about her.

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2014

04

Mar

Carrie Underwood Squats of the Day

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Carrie Underwood is squatting…I don’t know if this is a good thing or a bad thing…I just know that the only time I see my wife squat it is when she has to take a huge shit that I usually have to clean up after….so the whole squatting thing doesn’t really speak to my soul, however I can see how it would work in fitness setting on a fit ass doing fit things…like squats..is probably more appealing…you know more a “I really want that bouncing on my dick and/or face”…kind of situation, rather than needing a hazmat suit to clean up what squatting left behind…or more importantly what the dignity squatting took from you…

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2014

04

Mar

Nina Agdal Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Outtakes of the Day

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If you’re a big enough virgin loser fan boy who is all about Nina Agdal despite her downs syndrome kind of face…you’ll probably see nipple in these outtakes for Sports Illustrated that I call “second wind marketing”…hype died down, let’s try to get a few more magazine subscriptions sold…

I find these pics boring, which is almost insane to say, because she’s naked and pulling down her shorts like some kind of porn shoot, you know before the porn happens, but I guess I am just desensitized and find this bottom feeding garbage…

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I think her shoot would be more interesting if a snake at a crocodile on set…

All this to say…these outtakes have be retouced.

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2014

04

Mar

Olga Kurylenko for Tatler Russia of the Day

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Here’s a hot shoot of Olga Kurylenko for some Russian Magazine, making me assume these pictures were taken for another magazine a bunch of years ago, but are just being re-used lby Russia, like they were a pair of Levis Jeans, or Michael Jackson back in the 80s. You know always 10 years behind thanks the the iron curtain of communism…

You know, take old pics of a Russian who escaped Russia and show them to Russia, to let them know there is hope, that if you sign up to the right mail order bride agency, you too can be fee and glamourous like this babe…

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2014

04

Mar

Ariadne Artiles in Some Boring Bikini Catalog Pics of the Day

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Ariadne Artiles is some model I’ve never heard of, which isn’t saying much since I don’t even remember my own name, and I have facial recognition blindness, leading me with one and only one way to recognize if I have talked to or about a girl, and that’s with her vagina and I am not even joking. If I fuck a girl I’ve already fucked but forgot I fucked her, or if I am at the strip club, and don’t recognize the girl on stage, even if I had a lap dance and heard her life story for 10 dollars a song, the second the panties come off I know if I’ve been there…leading me to assume that this babe from the Canary Islands…and in some bikini catalog pics that don’t really matter…has never been naked on the site before…but there is hope for a brighter tomorrow.

All this to say, the name Ariadne is weird, but her body is not.

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2014

04

Mar

Candice Swanepoel Hot Ass for Some Photoshoot of the Day

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I still appreciate Candice Swanepoel’s ass even though she’s old, played out, and not even in a bikini or lingerie in this shoot, which is pretty much her thing…more importantly, she’s not even naked for fashion, showing her nipples all trying legitimize herself as an actual model, but in leggings and boring…but not boring enough for me, all because I am easy to please, I have no standards or really have anything else going on…you know where shitty pics are better than nothing.

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2014

04

Mar

Jenna Pietersen for Lingadore Lingerie of the Day

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I don’t know anything about this Jenna Pietersen model, or the lingerie company she is modelling for. I only know that she’s from South Africa, she’s a blogger, she’s not very famous, she’s 25, and she’s a mom…which makes these pictures as boring as they were before I googled her…I mean I historically hate babies, and women who have babies, but the older I get the more interesting teen moms become, because by the time I get to them, they are broken and have given up from all the exhaustion, but their bodies bounce back far better than the tank women I see in Starbucks having new mom, we met in Lamaze class, play dates…

I guess this proves that I can’t turn my back on lingerie pics, pretty much ever…

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2014

04

Mar

Irina Shayk for V Magazine of the Day

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Irina Shayk is rocking the pole in V magazine like some kind of Eastern European immigrant stripper.

She is in a photo studio, a controlled pole dancing environment, with lighting kit and photographer, assistants, make-up artists. Totally far removed from being an actual stripper, you know, a place where they can laugh about actual strippers…

But the reality is, she’s a poor Russian girl, who I guess made the right steps and took the right risks, who may not strip to pay the bills, at least not in a strip club like some single mother, she’s more into stripping for fashion…

So what I see here, when they mock the pole dancers, is a career that shoulda been, and I Guess I find that exciting because strippers, even the ones with attitudes, have more tolerable egos than models who should have been strippers.

Here are the pics.

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2014

04

Mar

Top Reason We’re Happy Scarlett Johannson is Pregnant of the Day

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She already has a mom body.

In the event you haven’t heard…Scarlett Johannson is 5 months pregnant and weirdos everywhere are celebrating or depressed because ever since Ghost World, Scarlett Johannson has been their fetish…despite being overrated as an actor and far too successful than she deserves.

I tried to do a top 10 reasons why we’re happy Scarlett Johannson is pregnant, even though I know people who read this site are disillusioned weirdos who are probably upset about it because they think this dampens their non-existent chance in their fantasies…and all I could come up with is that she already has a dumpy overrated mom body..

Here’s some pics to celebrate the pregnancy and bring that point home…