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Rat Cow Face Shows Off her Ass in Panties of the Day

Bella Thorne Putting her Best Pussy Forward of the Day

Selena Gomez’s Kidney Supplier Francia Raisa has a Fat Ass of the Day

Aubrey Plaza’s Hard Nipple in a Tight Dress of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples for a Magazine of the Day

2014

Feb

True Detective Nudity of the Day

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Here is some True Detective Nudity because True Detective is the most popular show ever…at least according to my Facebook feed that I want to throw out the window…cuz with every status update I know you are making some creepy dude with no friends who reads all your messages more billions….and Lili Simmons and Michelle Monaghan were the naked actors who were in the last episode… trying to make it in Hollywood…or make a name for themselves and as far as I’m concerned…it works..

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2014

Feb

Belle Knox is the Duke University Pornstar of the Day

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I don’t know if you’ve been following the viral story of the anonymous Duke University girl who got exposed as a pornstar, even though she’s really only done 10 or less scenes, meaning 10k or less in the industry, which is hardly being a pornstar, but rather someone who could afford a designer purse, or maybe a not so luxury vacation with a friend backpacking Europe… SEE HER INTERVIEW HERE

But she’s been targeted, exposed and forced to justify herself because she’s getting an education while doing, which in case you didn’t realize is mutually exclusive…having sex on camera, and having a brain or an education are totally unrelated…Neither one has to do with the other…

So she’s out there, explaining herself, defending herself, justifying herself, about porn being good to women, or a feminist movement, which I don’t really agree with..even though girls making the conscious choice to get into porn is really an empowering experience…it’s her vagina, if she wants to get paid to stick things inside it on camera, she has the freedom to do it…plus girls get paid better than the dudes in porn, and they call the shots about what happens to themselves…and they get a certain level of celebrity as dudes everywhere jerk off to them sucking dick…

Now I don’t watch porn, because it sucks and is badly produced, so I don’t care about intellectualizing porn, Sasha Grey tried to justify her throat fucking, and that annoyed me…

It’s a pretty fucking basic concept and execution…but I would never say a girl in porn is any different than any other girl getting fucked by dudes in college…because this is the internet era, porn is mainstream, our lives are exposed, if anything they are just a bit better at making money than the girl working at subway, because ultimately, fucking on camera can’t ruin your life in this generation, so we should all just let each other watch us fuck…

I think we should get all college girls to do porn as a part time job, and I have no problem hiring them for the summer…I’m not even joking..

Sex is accessible, more accessible than it ever was….that only tragedy in all this is that porn chicks only make 50k a year and have to prostitute on the side to make ends meet…meaning they don’t do it for the money…they do it for the exposure.

Either way, college girls out there…do more porn…and send it my way…and haters, stop hating…let these smart girls do porn for whatever reason they want to do porn…if it’s an intellectual experience, or if they don’t have a dad…or if it is just a joke…who cares…or maybe, just maybe she’s doing it to piss off her parents who refused to pay for her college…you know like the ultimate fuck you…since she’s made no money doing it…there’s more to the story than the feminist spin…

Either way, now her rate per scene has just tripled…

If you want to book her for your kids birthday party CLICK HERE

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2014

Feb

Family Photo Fail of the Day

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This deck and me have a lot in common….we hate Family photos….

If you don’t like that, maybe you’ll like a Vietnames Suspension bridge collapse that killed 8 people…which is horrible but may make you re-think walking across suspension bridges…in third world countries…with 100 people.

Posted in:Videos

2014

Feb

Irina Shayk in Some Shitty Catalog Campaign of the Day

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Russian model Irina Shayk is being totally mistreated, and not in a Russian cam whore who gets beat by her handlers and threatened to have her family killed off if she doesn’t pee for the paying client kind of way, but rather, in a she’s hotter than this and more willing to do good things than this…even show her tits…that probably aren’t even real tits…but I still think she’s one of the hotter models out there…but in my defence, I have a Russian girl fetish…I like them because they have no souls…

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2014

Feb

Toll Booth Operator of the Day

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I don’t know if this would be considered a shitty part of being a toll booth operator’s job, you know trying to avoid getting killed by crazed highway drivers, or the peak of a toll booth operator’s job, you know being put out of your misery, because you and I both know girls never say “I’d love to find myself a toll booth operator to fuck”…but it is safe to say…no one cares about the toll booth operator…and here’s one who isn’t having a very good day..

If you don’t like that – here’s a car their getting his ass kicked…literally…

Posted in:Videos

2014

Feb

Mohamed Hadid and Paul Marciano are the Reason for Gigi Hadid of the Day

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It is no real secret that nepotism exists. It is no real secret that people who live in LA, especially when they are the upper crust of LA, have a better chance of getting famous strictly based on geography and the people they know. It’s like if a producer wants a 18 year old babe to be in the movie, and their friend or neighbor has an 18 year old babe daughter, they just ask…it works out best for everyone…but I figured with all this hype around GIGI HADID, the latest Sports Illustrated girl from Malibu, who came out of nowhere, I should do some research into what her specific scam was and how she got herself into the magazine, thanks to family and friends…

You see, I don’t watch the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, and I didn’t know that her mom, YOLANDA FOSTER and dad, Mohamed Hadid were on it, but when I did, I realized just how easy it would be to figure out how the fame whore parents, who clearly wanted attention drawn on their billionaire selves, would position their girl, who they probably think is the best and hottest thing out there, who they probably want to give everything they can to, because they are egos themselves and anything they shat out is gold…

So in 2010, there was an article on Gigi Hadid’s 100 year old billionaire father, his name is Mohamed Hadid, who owned Ritz Carlton hotels and his possible ties to Islam.

This is the quote I pulled:

“Hadid is somehow connected to Islamic extremists are rendered quite absurd by his circle of eclectic L.A. friends, which includes the Jewish-American fashion designer Paul Marciano, CEO of the Guess? Brand. Te developer describes Marciano as being “like a brother to me.”

So the owner of GUESS? is a brother to Gigi Hadid’s dad…and an uncle to her…and all three years later Gigi Hadid is a GUESS? Model…because she was cast fairly amongst the other girls…and then she was pushed to Sports Illustrated…because GUESS? clearly has a direct link to the editors at Sports Illustrated because over the last 10 years Paul Marciano has fed Sports Illustrated his models…because the more famous the models get, the more relevant his brand remains…

He has given them most famously – Kate Upton who was too fat to be a model for anyone else and I guess as an uncle would, he’s trying to get Gigi Hadid to be the next Kate Upton..

He’s been using her in his campaigns SINCE SHE WAS A KID

That’s not to say Gigi isn’t a babe, isn’t sweet, isn’t deserving…it’s just to remind you that Sports Illustrated, and really all media is full of shit and the models they choose are a scam, a lie and influenced by advertisers, friends and families of the magazine, like in anything, and to think the girls they get modelling for free are anything “top model”or discovered at a bus stop…is pretty fucking stupid of you…everything you see is a fucking lie…

This is just a rich girl getting a pony for her 7th birthday the “I want to be a bikini model” version…it’s easier when they are rich…they have the door wide open, a solid PR team…it’s easy…Smoke and fucking mirrors..Sure this isn’t news, but this is as close as I get to journalism and breaking stories…take it in, it happens never…

She’s just another Kardasian…

Pics via HER INSTAGRAM

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2014

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is it incest if you titty fuck your mom’s implants? You know they are after market and not really hers, but more like playing with a new game she got for the family…but more importantly, is it incest if you have vaginal sex with your post op tranny dad’s vagina…since it’s not even a real vagina…I’m asking for Brody Jenner…it’s a “it’s not gay if he’s wearing nail polish”…situation…

Here are some links…

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Brett Rossi – Pornstar – Escort – Gold Digger
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Today in Babes Taking Selfies…
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Embarrassing GIFs
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What it’s like to be a Wolf of Wall Street Broker in 2014
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Lupita is an Eyes and Teeth Kind of Black Girl
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Puppy Gets an Exorcism
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Obama Made an Official Statement about Harold Ramis’ Death
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Lili Simmons – Naked Chick from True Detective
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Rob Ford DJ
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Morning Milking!
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2014

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I need to go drink…which is nothing new…but it’s something I like to everyday…in fact other than telling every beautiful girl I know that I live her and wish she was my wife…drinking is the only thing on my todo list…giving me very little to say…the stories happen when drunk and molesting the minds of everyone around me…and by the time I wake up – I forget it all…all my old stuff is the good stuff…

Here are some stepLINKS….

Dirty River Rafting
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Top 10 Reasons Jonah Hill Shouldn’t Win an Oscar
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Lots of Thigh Gap
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Her Name is Christine and She’s in a Corset
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RIP Harold Remis
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The Greatest Pun Ever
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Alec Baldwin’s Open Letter Quitting Life that I didn’t Read
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Amy Willerton in Leggings
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Cable TV NUdity
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12 GIFs to Honor First Time You Had Sex
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Angelina Jolie Will Be at the Oscars
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Hilary Duff Has No Thigh Gap
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Dark Hair Light Eyes on these HOES
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The Dirtiest Yoga in Bikini on a Paddle Board Pic You Will See TOday
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Kaili Thorne Wet Shirt
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Think You Got It Bad
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Erin Andrews – From Voyeur Nude Videos – To DWTS Host
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Nina Agdal in a Shitty Catalog Campaign
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Hilary Duff in an Almost Panty Flash
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The Best GIFs from this Year’s Oscar Nominations!
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The Funniest GIFs from Last Nights Closing Ceremony
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True Detective Done with Cats
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Cosmo Did a Porn Survey
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Joanna Krupa’s Pokies!!
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There Will be a Female Detective in True Detective 2
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Someone Actually Fucks This Woman
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Simon COwell Porn
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Alyssa Miller is Back with Jake Gyllenhaal
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Selena Gomez Leg Show
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Amanda Seyfried in Ted 2
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Hot Megan Fox GIFs
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Robin Thicke is Single…
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THe Best Movie Pick-Up Lines
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The Hottest Pics of Emily DiDonato
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Latest UFC Ring Girl – Vanessa Hanson’s Instagram
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Man Draws a Penis On his Wife’s White Board Everyday for a Year….
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January Jones at 9
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Harold Ramis Honored at Ghostbuster’s Firehouse…
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Give Her an Orgasm – She Will Love It and Let You Fuck Other Girls…
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Pornstars Mirror Monday – Selfies!
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Cam Whore in her Car
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Nude Bitch at the Beach
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Real Life Photography Meets Hentai
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Chick Gets a Baseball Bat Shoved in Her
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Austin Powers XXX
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My Friend Started a Blog About her Sex Life…FOllow It
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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SEE Farrah Abraham’s Farrah 2 Backdoor and More Exclusive Clip
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2014

Feb

Rita Ora Panty Flash of the Day

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Rita Ora was recruited to be the next Rihanna…when Rihanna was a liability and the record labels didn’t know whether she was going to die or self destruct…so they brought in someone with a similar face and name and hustle to take over…however Rihanna pulled it together so it never really hit for Rita Ora…and that’s probably why she’s flashing her vagina or panties at events…hoping to have that big break she came to America for…even if she’s already made enough money and has enough fame to live a good life…she’s like all these famous girls….never satisfied until she’s at the top…boring…

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2014

Feb

Anastasia Ashley is hanging with the enemy….of the Day

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In the event you don’t read the site…Anastasia Ashley, a girl I am a fan of….is hanging with the enemy of the site…pug faced Chrissy Teigen…

You see, Anastasia Ashley is a pro surfer/butt model who I praise on the regular…even though I generally hate on everything…because she’s managed to be one of the few things that has polluted my dead heart with her amazingness…She is something that I don’t hate and will never hate…but rather that I love and celebrate. Maybe I just like surfing…#beachlyfe…butts…Lymonada…or traitors…who hang with the enemy…

Chrissy Teigen…is the enemy of the site because she’s an unstable, drunk, internet comedian…who one year tells me she loves the site and this year next goes on a rampage hating me on her blog, turning her creepy fans on me…all for calling her out for what she is…or what she appears to be…a desperate hollywood housewife, who has gold dug herself into an ideal situation…where she doesn’t have to work, so she has plenty of time to play “pretend model”.. which is convenient, since no one has ever paid her to model… they are like “John Legend’s wife is eager and will do it for free, she has 300,000 followers, let’s use her, it’s a good ROI, she’s eager”… she begs, John Legend’s people beg… Everyone famous wants to be linked a babe with some level of babe association…like a modeling agency or published pictures…

I mean, I don’t know her finances, maybe she made 1000 dollars here or there, but her real income is 50% of everything John Legend has cuz she met him early on….and moved in on that hard…

The funny thing with her is that even with the praise of the idiots who believe that she’s awesome from everything they read and see, thanks to the media making her relevant..she’s still just a pug face who knows she’s pulling a scam. She knows in her soul she’s unworthy and she knows that she’s only relevant due to the man she chose to lockdown…

Even with the fans, people saying she’s hot, all the ego boosting her self esteem gets on the daily from witty jokes and her with free modelling …She is angry and miserable, drunk…who pretends she’s a bikini model because SI says she is one…when all I see is something old, boring, played out, even a little fat, tired and in need of throwin in that beach towel once and for all…

I don’t like her…but ultimately, I don’t care and she barely exists to me, even when she’s tainting one of my favorite things…but shots were fired by her…and I would have been nicer if she had a better attitude…she brought it on herself and I won’t hold it against Anastasia Ashley, because she’s still lovely, perfect, despite the shitty company she keeps, especially when that shitty company is the enemy….and that’s all I have to say about that…Here’s some Anastasia Ashley Instagram pics..to cleanse my soul…and to teach me how to love her again after this glitch in judgement.

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