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2014

24

Feb

Paris Hilton Erotica for Instagram of the Day

Paris Hilton is getting back into the internet slut groove….it’s like she’s in her mid-30s and instead of just starting a family with some billionaire she’s met along the way…she’s still pretending she’s 20 and filming sex tapes…only her sex tapes are half naked pics to instagram…instead of taking loads on her face…which is a real downgrade…as normally we evolve, and the older we get, the less we care about getting fucked on camera….you know producing a follow-up to her original movie…like a little pornstar since we’ve already seen it…and since she’s got a decade more experience at fucking all kinds of people…and what it comes down to is that I actually don’t hate Paris Hilton…she served her purpose in fucking up society and the youth…youth that is all in their 20s and super horny all the time…and without her I really think things would be different…far less herpes and teen pregnancies…and who really wants that…

She’s the Joan of Arc of our generation…and here is some shitty, especially compared to her history, self shot erotica…

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2014

24

Feb

Tereza Kacerova is Amazing for Fashion of the Day

Tereza Kacerova is the perfect balance of mail order bride…and hipster…she’s got these ridiculous lips that I feel she got in Thailand at a discount on her way to America, or wherever it is that she is, but they could be legit, and lips or not, she’s dressed like some hipster fashionista, which is conveniently how all girls dress, even the really mainstream ones, since hipster isn’t some cutting edge, we’re so different bullshit, but rather some pop tart, we are all the same bullshit, but seeing as I saw this happen from the filth of the after party floor, I appreciate it…but I could be just saying that because of the wet t-shirt tits…yep…that’s exactly why I am saying it.

Posted in:Tereza Kacerova

2014

24

Feb

Rihanna Drunken for Instagram of the Day

Rihanna, like Miley, is all new generation popstar, who is only really a popstar because she really fucking wanted the attention on her….so she sucked a lot of the right dick to get it…and now that it is all said and done, she feels either that she owes her fans a taste of her everyday drunken, lazy, not touring, fucked the system and every in between life…or maybe she just likes when they like her picture…because it makes her feel more worthy than her 100 million dollar a year revenue..

I don’t know, I’m into watching drunk girls in their panties…always…whether in staged weird photoshoots or not, so I don’t really care that this is Rihanna or anyone else, I just want more nudity next time around…

Keep it coming…and by it I mean me…

Posted in:Uncategorized

2014

24

Feb

Robbery Fail and other Crazy videos of the Day

Here’s a video of a dude robbing a jewelry store in some other country, with a knife….he gets the jewelry, but the owners of the store follow him out, fuck with his BMX, which is a good escape vehicle when you are 10, and dude ends up dropping his stash…pretty funny…

If you don’t like that…here’s a dude on a bike eating shit…because we like seeing people fail…

Here’s a huge fail…that resulted in the death of a kid…who dropped a fire cracker into a sewer only to be blown up by the methane…when it exploded…life lesson…of the day…don’t fuck with sewage systems in the third world…

Here’s a weird wedding fail…that resulted in one death…where people were in a weird decorative thing on a crane, only to have the crane slam to the ground, because that’s what you get when you try to be creative in weddings…RIP

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

This weekend would have been better if the girl I was trying to pick up at the bar didn’t turn out to be a girl who lived across the street from me, in an apartment one floor higher than mine, who spent the better part of 2 years, looking in on my blind-less, curtain less, one room masturbation haven…I’m talking would have parties and groups of people would watch me and laugh…bringing joy to college kids a decade ago…like I was Patch Adams and they were cancer patients…

Turns out that watching me masturbate for 2 years…doesn’t lead to wanting to have sex with me in a back alley.

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

I have this concept of getting rich solely to to be a philanthropist, but not the typical philatropist, but rather the asshole philanthropist who gives bad things money…like to people trying to raise money for horrible things money…like the girl who wants to be paralyzed and can’t afford the 25,000 dollars…I’d totally cut her a check to help make her dreams come true by taking away her ability to walk…because that’s what she wants///I am a hero.

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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

21

Feb

Some Jason Biggs Placenta of the Day

In what is probably the worst possible way to celebrate the birth of your new kid…that is already damaged thanks to being cut from Jason Biggs’ DNA cloth…is to post a pic of the afterbirth…that’s not so frothy…but rather totally fucking repulsive, even abusive to his fans who don’t ever want to or need to see this..I mean show us your shredded vagina…or maybe even some milk filled tits…not this shit that crawled out of your vagina you vile fucking whore…

That said…best way to end the week….

Posted in:Jason Biggs

2014

21

Feb

Which Helmet from the Ukrainian Uprising is Your Favorite of the Day

A- Spaghetti Strainer Won’t Keep You Dry But Will Save You From Being Shot

B- Mascot Costume Weirdness

C – Contruction Helmet Modified

D – Small Motorcyle Helmet on a Fat Guy

I haven’t been following the Ukrainian uprising, my interest ended at videos of protestors getting shot by snipers…I like babes, not people getting shot.

That said, there has been some ridiculous helmets being worn by the ill-equipped protestors…and here are the three best I’ve seen so far…vote for your favorite..

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Posted in:stepNEWS

2014

21

Feb

Madison Murray is the Babe of the Day

I generally don’t like sharing internet babes I follow on the internet with you…even though I know you don’t have what it takes to steal them from me because you are weird…and they aren’t mine to begin with…but the fact is that as much as I don’t like sharing girls with friends, or losers who read my website because they have nothing better to do with their time, hence why they are losers…most of the girls I actually have sex with who aren’t my wife…usually have had dozens of men before me…that day alone…so I shouldn’t be such a hoarder…but instead I should celebrate her photoshoots as if for what they are…something glorious for us all to share…

Her name is Madison Murray …she’s from Florida…and I’d let her eat bath salts then eat me under the freeway…even if I’d rather eat her…you like what I did there right??

Either way, I found these pics of her by some dude named Dion Burton…and I like…

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Posted in:Madison Murray

2014

21

Feb

Rihanna’s Slutty in the Snow for her Birthday of the Day

Rihanna is such a versatile performer…who can take her slutty half naked exhibitionist antics from the beach, to the apartment, to the hotel room and now to the fucking snowy winter mountain resort…because when you’re committed to crying for attention…you make that shit happen…and for someone who allegedly started her career as a child prostitute in Barbados…to being a hundred million dollar a year popstar puppet…posting bikini pics…is hardly that big of a deal…especially considering I like looking at bikini pics…and so do you…

Rihanna can be slutty in all seasons…that’s my kind of talent…far more interesting than her average at best singing and dancing..

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