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2014

24

Feb

Anastasia Ashley is hanging with the enemy….of the Day

In the event you don’t read the site…Anastasia Ashley, a girl I am a fan of….is hanging with the enemy of the site…pug faced Chrissy Teigen…

You see, Anastasia Ashley is a pro surfer/butt model who I praise on the regular…even though I generally hate on everything…because she’s managed to be one of the few things that has polluted my dead heart with her amazingness…She is something that I don’t hate and will never hate…but rather that I love and celebrate. Maybe I just like surfing…#beachlyfe…butts…Lymonada…or traitors…who hang with the enemy…

Chrissy Teigen…is the enemy of the site because she’s an unstable, drunk, internet comedian…who one year tells me she loves the site and this year next goes on a rampage hating me on her blog, turning her creepy fans on me…all for calling her out for what she is…or what she appears to be…a desperate hollywood housewife, who has gold dug herself into an ideal situation…where she doesn’t have to work, so she has plenty of time to play “pretend model”.. which is convenient, since no one has ever paid her to model… they are like “John Legend’s wife is eager and will do it for free, she has 300,000 followers, let’s use her, it’s a good ROI, she’s eager”… she begs, John Legend’s people beg… Everyone famous wants to be linked a babe with some level of babe association…like a modeling agency or published pictures…

I mean, I don’t know her finances, maybe she made 1000 dollars here or there, but her real income is 50% of everything John Legend has cuz she met him early on….and moved in on that hard…

The funny thing with her is that even with the praise of the idiots who believe that she’s awesome from everything they read and see, thanks to the media making her relevant..she’s still just a pug face who knows she’s pulling a scam. She knows in her soul she’s unworthy and she knows that she’s only relevant due to the man she chose to lockdown…

Even with the fans, people saying she’s hot, all the ego boosting her self esteem gets on the daily from witty jokes and her with free modelling …She is angry and miserable, drunk…who pretends she’s a bikini model because SI says she is one…when all I see is something old, boring, played out, even a little fat, tired and in need of throwin in that beach towel once and for all…

I don’t like her…but ultimately, I don’t care and she barely exists to me, even when she’s tainting one of my favorite things…but shots were fired by her…and I would have been nicer if she had a better attitude…she brought it on herself and I won’t hold it against Anastasia Ashley, because she’s still lovely, perfect, despite the shitty company she keeps, especially when that shitty company is the enemy….and that’s all I have to say about that…Here’s some Anastasia Ashley Instagram pics..to cleanse my soul…and to teach me how to love her again after this glitch in judgement.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley

2014

24

Feb

Brody Jenner Takes a Shot at His Ex Instagram Model Bryana Holly of the Day

I’ve done a few posts on Bryana Holly …she’s some fake titty instagram model who apparently only really mattered in the first place because she was dating Brody Jenner at some point or another…

I know what you are thinking, who fucking cares about Brody Jenner, his dad is a tranny, he is family with the worst humans on earth and he’s some Playboy rich kid who you are probably jealous of…because he fucks girls like Bryana Holly…

But I’m posting this because I love this circle of instagram models, who aren’t that hot, but have 300,000 people following them leading them to think they are hot, only to never really get paid or make money, because their whole hustle to become this popular was posting pics of themselves in bikinis by companies that promoted them…

It’s like Artifical fame, doesn’t really exist or matter, but you sure as hell know this girl thinks it does…she thinks she’s fucking Candice Swanepoel because more instagram ppl like her, you know pretty much virtual fame…

So when Jenner posts that old Meme…you know shots were fired…too bad he didn’t include “the reason you even have an instagram as an agent is cuz my dick was in you, groupie fame whore”..but that would be less subtle…

Either way, this artificial fame is tasty enough for me.

Posted in:Brody Jenner

2014

24

Feb

Russian Teen Stunt of the Day

Here’s a Russian kid who lit himself on fire and jumped off a 5 story building into a snowbank for fun…because playing video games isn’t good enough…especially in Russia where you can’t even afford to own video games…so you take your crazy drunk superhuman ass out there, soak yourself in vodka, light yourself on fire and fucking go for it…insane…

Posted in:Videos

2014

24

Feb

Austin Powers XXX Exclusive of the Day

Austin Powers XXX happened and I HAVE THE HARDCORE PREVIEW …it’s one of the great ideas from the amazing people at VIVID

Now, I hate Austin Powers, Mike Meyers, all things Saturday Night Live…but it turns out that…when porn does it… it actually looks hysterical…and worth watching and that’s coming from someone who hates porn…

It seems much better than the actual Austin Powers movies…because let’s face it, they were fucking annoying, and anything that shitty is much better with hardcore penetration, it’s actually the foundation of what smut needs…and what the originals were missing…

Check the HARDCORE clip…or

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Posted in:stepSMUT

2014

24

Feb

Emily Ratajkowksi for Minimale Animale of the Day

Other than the fact that Emily Ratajkowksi is a lot of photoshop, retouching, maybe even plastic surgery…coupled with the fact that she’s had sex with Kanye West and used to be flown around to fuck Kanye West, because what people don’t realize is that Kanye West pretty much made her before anyone else even noticed her, and I am sure he is still sticking it to her, because when married to Kim Kardashian and you have this as an option…why wouldn’t you…

She’s pretty ok….

I mean I get shit on for calling her average, the kind of girl you wouldn’t really noticed if she walked into a party, the kind of girl you wouldn’t even notice was EMRATA the famous if she walked into a party…but she does photograph well and her dad does make cool art…so I’m not hating…

I just know she’s probably got a serious fucking ego right now, and that’s always just a bummer…why can’t a down to earth girl who craves fame, just stay down to earth when she gets fame, is it that no down to earth girl wants fame, but rather attention seeking insecure girls who think they are prettier than they are and seek validation because they don’t actually think they are prettier…are the ones seeking fame…while the real babes aren’t the one in such useless “Look at me pose in catalog” careers…you know using their skills and intelligence to benefit the world, rather than feed their egos…right…that’s exactly
what it is…

These nothin’ to offer, “look at me I have tits” girls…contribute zero to the world…and here is her life changing work…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowksi

2014

24

Feb

Miley Cyrus Kisses Katy Perry in Some Satanic Illuminati Shit of the Day

After reading – TOP 10 EDUCATIONAL LESSONS FROM THE BANGERZ TOUR it’s safe to say she’s the worst…but more importantly…some kind of puppet sent from Illuminati hell to brain wash the youth and make them all dumber…by apparently making satanic videos…and kissing Katy Perry…

Here’s the video

Here’s the Satanic Video

Here she is singing some Outkast – Redneck Version – Which is clearly the Devils Work

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

24

Feb

The Jenner Sisters Model Together of the Day


I saw Tansamerica…

I wonder what kind of damage having your dad turn into a woman really has on a girl..

Especailly when you are from a family that exploits you already and that is built on both OJ Simpson murdering people and a sex tape your mom produced of your older sister…

I mean things are under control now…but they can go south so fast and I am ready to watch…because neither of these Jenners are Kardashians…which is a good thing….especailly when it comes to body hair..

I am sure this is going to end in disaster and I love it.

Posted in:Jenner Sisters

2014

24

Feb

Codie Young in Some Weird Nude Photoshoot of the Day

Codie Young is in a seriously creepy, powdered looking portrait nudes that seem like they are from some Mozart era sex tape…and for some reason I think masturbating to these make you more cultured…like every time I masturbate to DiVinci’s David…it’s not gay if it’s a statue..with a clit like penis…

I don’t know what it is from, I do know it’s creepy, I don’t know who Codie Young is, I do know her tits…and these are the pics…

Posted in:Codie Young

2014

24

Feb

Christina Milian in her Bikini for Instagram of the Day

Christina Milian has got these angles on lock…she’s figured out the selfie almost as well as any girl you’ve been dooped by on the internet…you know hit it from the top right and look up and your belly and weak chin look hot…it’s like every girl knows how to trick a motherfucker into going to meet them from Tinder…only to get laid because we are already there and they have a vagina…leading me to believe that the internet has single handedly made ugly people’s live’s better…and for you, that’s probably a good thing…ugly.

Posted in:Christina Milian

2014

24

Feb

Natalie Portman’s Back for Miss Dior of the Day

This is just a test to see if Natalie Portman still matters…You know after the pregnancy, the destruction of her vagina…damaged her career…Do her loyal Star Wars fans still care? I am going to go with yes, because Natalie Portman is the kind of girl who has the most loyal fan base for no real reason other than being a hot Jewish girl who was in Star Wars…a rarity…for two very loyal fan bases…Jewish men everywhere…as a beacon of hope that they will not have to end up with an inbred troll they are expected to…Star Wars fans everywhere…as a babe in Star Wars…neither really going anywhere..

Posted in:Natalie Portman