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2023

06

Jan

Tinashe Tits of the Day

Tinashe is the daughter of professors…her dad teaches acting, her mom teaches physical therapy, so it’s only natural that they’d throw her into the industry at a young age because when you’re a professor of acting, along with being some pretentious asshole about the “art”, that I really don’t think is an art, but rather something people take way too fucking seriously to make it seem like it requires talent or skill, when really any asshole could do it….but yeah, being a professor in acting, he best be sure his daughter gets mainstream recognition, otherwise he would be an obvious hack.

“You can’t even get your daughter an acting career, why should we listen to you, HACK”…

You get what I am saying…

Anyway, Tinashe did some acting, was on Two and a Half Man before being packaged in some contrived girl band that toured with Bieber and a decade later, she’s holding onto her titties, gribbing them solid on instagram. That’s a cross between a GRIP annd a GRAB for those who don’t know retard speak.

They call that progress…

If you’re the kind of talent, 13 years in the game or longer, and you’re still wearing your shirt, you haven’t made it yet….

Shirtless for success! That’ll be the name of my self help course….move over Top G and make some room for me!

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2023

06

Jan

Britney Spears Weirdness Continues of the Day

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Britney Spears continues to be weird, not that I think that’s actually Britney Spears, but rather a body double or more conspiracy oriented a clone, or more sinister, if it is Britney Spears, it’s probably very old footage of her…since she’s dead or lobotomized and drooling on herself somewhere.

Either way, she is in a new location, this time a gym with a multi-purpose dance room that still look like a basement she’s being held captive in….just waiting for the beheading scene to come in.

Is this part of the humiliation process, you know some satanic ritual with fire and red gloves?

If this is Britney being a “free” Britney, she looks pretty fucking abducted, medicated, and disturbing to me…..

Who cares, she’s dancing and freaky bitches who look insane make for the best lap dances and fucks, so if we’re going to have any washed up Britney, or Britney Impersonator learning the ropes, she’s better a lunatic…..

The caption read:

“Found my hands with some red gloves !!! I meditated to “Hips Don’t Lie” by @shakira !!! I just said “keep shaking your ass” and I did for 3 hours !!! Not really punctual and will probably take down in two days … but I think I just found the playground”

Interesting that she calls out Shakira and sets the video to J.Lo….weird….

She also reposted this bride of Satan picture that I am sure I’ve seen before…because why not keep on confusing…

They are fucking with us…..

WHERE IS THE SEX TAPE! If you’re going to be crazy, go all out and give us something to jack off to….the world needs a mental case Britney in action for free!

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2023

06

Jan

Fishnet Friday of the Day

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Gone Fishin’….

Is that the sign you put on your bedroom door so your mom doesn’t walk in on you when you’re masturbating in fishnets you picked up at the drug store like some kind of Goth or Cross dresser because they make you feel pretty?

Or are you more the kind of weirdo who strips down in the drug store and puts on the fishnets right off the rack so everyone can see….usually scoring a free pair of fishnets if you get out of there before the police come to cart you off to the mental institution because they are TRANSPHOBIC…

Or are you more into staring at hot chicks, or even not so hot chicks in their fishnets being their own kind of racy, since you’re from a time when fishnets were wild sex accessories or tools, like the best you got….before everyone turned into a porn loving degenerate with all the sex tools for random sex with strangers…

There was a time when fishnets were as wild as a normie would go….and that’s why I still like lookin’ at them, timeless classics, like a blank t-shirt or a good old fashioned pair of elastic band sweatpants, only better to jerk off to, just not better to jerk off in…unless you’re weird….

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2023

06

Jan

Pool Shark and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Oiling the Legs Panty Flash

Back Flex

Fatten Your ASs

What She Eats in a Day

Weird Dance

Getting Dressed!

Posing

Posted in:TIKTHOT|Videos

2023

05

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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Get off the internet…it is ruining your life and turning you into a weird fucking robot…a mindless NPC who has no personality besides the one assigned…who can’t make any decisions based on actual wants or interests but rather what the internet has told you to do…it’s the AI man…and me writing that puts me at risk…the AI don’t like being spoken about man….

GO outside and bring your degeneracy to the people, in experiences, in life….but first…before any of that…click this hand selected by a human, even though I should get an AI to do these for me…I mean I’m a real idiot fo not using AI to update and write this shit…I need a manager / volunteer since I can’t afford to pay anyone anything…is there a charity for this…like meals on wheels or make a wish foundation for obscure bloggers….who are ashamed they are bloggers…but continue blogging because at this point in the internet it’s ironic in the worst way.

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Kendra Sunderland Boob Flash at the Arcade
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2023

05

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Puffy Nips of the Day

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Bella Thorne may think she’s the most important person in entertainment, or maybe she doesn’t give a fuck because she makes a shit ton of money and it doesn’t matter if she’s the most important person in entertainment, she just figured out the right hustle to transition from Disney Kid on a shitty Disney show to influencer, OnlyFans Model, OnlyFans manager, content producer, that walks that line of mainstream or old school Hollywood and internet perversion of new school Hollywood….you know she hasn’t gone too far in being fun, racy, scandalous, perverted….she still gets mainstream work…and she’s racy enough to keep us staring at her tits….it’s a good thing…in the fall of society and deep rooted internet degeneracy taking over every aspect of our lives….

Until that gets boring and we all become religious, abstinent, sex hating, which wouldn’t be the worst since internet degeneracy being mainstream makes it far less fun to us original OLD SCHOOL perverts who have been creeping around these parts as perverts since the internet happened….

Point of the story, Bella Thorne has tits…and those tits have puffy nips…

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2023

05

Jan

Shay Mitchell Bikini of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is the mom of two who has a hot body because she know the importance of having a hot body, unlike all those obese bitches who don’t have two kids, but instead have a lot of cats and an addiction to cake….who cry that obesity is racist, or some other bullshit….like outlawing the world obese and making it another “EN WORD” because it’s designed to DEHUMANIZE fat fucks by turning them into objects, large immovable objects, terrifying and cow sized objects….

Point of the story is so many moms cry about their baby weight, 40 years after having the fucking kid, while vain rich bitches who don’t subscribe to that, even those who don’t hire a migrant slave to carry the baby for them, say “fuck that noise, you victim loser fat cake eating monsters”…..and end up looking like this.

She’s from Canada….which has nothing to do with anything…but it’s worth mentioning since people from Canada aren’t supposed to wear bikinis….you know ice wall and shit…but I guess when you craft an elaborate escape plan bikinis get worn. Fascinating.

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2023

05

Jan

Asshole Behind Thong Thursday of the Day

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Nice thong, it really brings out the color of your asshole…

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2023

05

Jan

Taylor Momsen Scary Fishnet Pic of the Day

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I don’t know what this Taylor Momsen the Christmas Icon, fully clothed in the tub picture is from, probably some marketing photoshoot since she’s a child star, industry bred and owned personality, no matter how edgy she pretends to be, she’s compromised….

However, I like to think the greasy bitch in the tub, in what looks like it could be an overdose scene, or maybe a post being touched inappropriately at the GOTH PARTY scene, where she’s deciding whether to drown herself, because she’s dark….

I also like to think this is a terrible strategy in cunt cleaning, because you gotta get naked to get all the folds….maybe that’s just her being edgy….but she’s Taylor Momsen, not Taylor Mormon, unleash that vagina beast….

Posted in:Taylor Momsen|Taylor Momsen

2023

05

Jan

Titty Drop Thursday of the Day

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Titty Drops are a movement, a cultural movement, in an era of no culture we gotta take trends when they pop up that we like…knowing there are so many trends that we don’t like….

Titty Drops are a representation of all that is good in this internet generation of content producers….just finding the next trend to hop on in hopes of going viral enough to monetize, to get famous, to get rich, to get paid, to get known, to get subscribers, to leave their shitty existence they already have.

Titty Drops are not just for fat titty girls, but it helps, they drop harder, they drop better, they got more bounce, but they are still fun for the titty flashing ladies out there who want to show off their tits like a group of drunk sorority girls at a party….

It’s thrilling, it’s exciting, it’s a DOPAMINE hit in a world of emptiness, so TITTY DROPS are amazing.

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