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2014

04

Feb

Stage Mom of the DAy

Carrie Michalka is the stage mom behind Alyson & Amanda Michalka…who you may not remember or know, but who were on Disney bullshit and pretty famous at a young age, something that only happens when you have a mom with an ego who either thinks she deserved to be famous, but life as a trailer park stripper with a meth addiction got in the way, or who has an ego and this her kids or really anything she shits out of her ass, pussy or mouth is gold…gold the world needs to experience, putting a fire under her ass to get them cast in shit, our just an enterprising individual who realizes managing these assholes who ruined your fucking life and body…who owe you more than 20 percent of their earning since you gave them life…are easier to exploit than working as a cocktail waitress…

That said, whatever her storyline is, she’s fucking amazing and these pics she posted of herself…are good enough to fap to, because she’s got so much going for her on so many levels…and one of those things she’s still kinda hot…and deserves the fame she always wanted…I am a fan

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2014

04

Feb

Samantha Hoopes for Guess is the New Kate Upton of the Day

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Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out..

I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, and like all Guess Girls, including but not limited to Anna Nicole Smith, she’s got herself some fat tits…tits that we hope she doesn’t grow into like she’s Kate Upton…because Guess may have a decent track record…but a lot of their girls turn fat as fuck…

Here she is for Guess, get ready for her for SI Swimsuit…because they are marketing this girl hard, she’ll be household soon…

Posted in:Samantha Hoopes

2014

04

Feb

Izabel Goulart Has a Pretty Shitty Face of the Day

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Izabel Goulart proves that when she’s not showing off her fitness…through instagram pics of her fitness…or Victoria’s Secret shoots of half nakedness…that I am usually impressed by because having a fit body is a fucking accomplishment that takes serious work and dedication that the average lazy motherfucker doesn’t have because they are too busy eating donuts…she’s got a pretty shitty face…that is up on some Sarah Jessica Parker…fort shaped, Jay Leno chin weirdness…just masculine and hard…but I guess when you know what’s under these shitty outfits…none of that face really matters…

Posted in:Izabel Goulart

2014

04

Feb

Fabiana Semprebom Vix Swimwear Catalog Pics of the Day

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Fabiana Semprebom is some Brazilian model, who I’ve never heard of, who like so many other Brazilians before her, may have a penis…no wait…who like so many other Brazilian models before her, has been recruited by Victoria’s Secret, but unlike so many other Brazilian models before her, they used her once and never bothered with her again…and now at 29…she’s still working…doing very important campaigns like this one for VIX Swimwear, which is practically Victoria’s Secret…I mean they both do bikinis and are start with the letter V….

Speaking of V…I wonder how much of an inny or outty her V is…because thanks to photoshop I can’t tell if she’s got testicles…but I can tell that bikini catalog pics fucking suck.

Posted in:Fabiana Semprebom

2014

04

Feb

Claudia Romani’s Butthole of the Day

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I am a huge fan of Claudia Romani even if I don’t really know what she’s promoting, or why the paparazzi follow her, or what benefit it is for her to be shot in her bikini, or why she exists…

I mean, she is like every other girl in Miami wearing a bikini, only she gets a a virtual high five that’s like “hey girl, you’re in a bikini, yay”…let’s sell these to magazines…to let the world know there are girls in bikinis…like she is some kind of leader or authority on it…which I guess is what really makes her amazing…it’s like she doesn’t need to be doing anybody to be a somebody..she’s just being her…and sometimes that involves innocently paddle boarding in the waves in a little white bikini..only to be shot off when caught off guard leading her her showing 1/4 of her buttonhole…all in good fun…all in a day’s work for a Miami beach dweller…

That said, I love butthole it is the window to a girl’s soul

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2014

04

Feb

Rosie Jones and Holly Peers Tits of the Day

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The world can never have too many Glamour models and thanks to the hormones in the food, and the non existent barrier of entry, and the low standards and requirements needed to become a Glamour model, there’s an endless supply of these girls…they are like a renewable resource that no matter how many years you live…your need or want of busty topless girls posing in magazines..or websites will be filled…and I guess there’s some level of comfort in that…isn’t there…maybe more so for people who were never breast fed as a child and who need tits or pics of tits to feel less anxious…a fetish far less creepy than paying girls to shit on you.

Posted in:Holly Peers|Rosie Jones

2014

04

Feb

Paz de la Huerta in some Nurse 3D Promo Pics of the Day

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I saw these pictures the other day of Paz de la Huerta promoting some ridiculousness called Nurse 3D, which based not the promo pics, looks like some of the best cinematic work to hit the world since Titanic.

I’m talking some straight to DVD garbage that gets her naked and covered in fake blood, like some kind of period fetish film, because despite booking an HBO show she got killed off of, she’s really the straight to DVD caliber actress..I mean even in Boardwalk empire her hipster bush and a willingness to show it was the only reason she was there….a holster bush I fell in love with and wrote long songs for…that were ignored because I don’t think Paz knows how to read…but she does know how to get naked and that’s an easier way to make money.

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2014

04

Feb

Kelly Brook’s Got Fat Fucking Tits of the Day

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I think a lot of white girls date black dudes for pretty basic reasons, the main one being that the black dudes encourage them to be more meaty than toned, it’s a high testosterone thing, where unlike white dudes, they smell the estrogen off a bitch and fill her up with baby making fertile sperm…that’s why the line at walmart is always fat white chicks with 50 shades of brown babies…

So there’s no real pressure to stay fit…if anything the fatter the ass the better…

I think the other reason white girls date black guys, is because black guys fuck the shit out of them…in ways white guys can’t…But that’s nothing to do with Kelly the Belly Brook…even though she’s dating a black guy…which I guess has everything to do with Kelly Brook…but not what I wanted to say about Kelly Brook, and that is that with tits like this, it pretty much cancels out all the days she’s been taking off at the gym to maintain her pushing 40 year old Glam model body…because with tits like this the rest of her doesn’t matter…and I am actually digging this.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2014

04

Feb

Russian Fan Flashes Her Tits at a Concert Video of the Day

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Everything is better in Russia…I think it has to do with the fall of communism…and people having no real clue how to act or react…I mean for the longest time they were kept poor by the system and when that government subsidized life ends, you gotta either figure your shit out and make billions like a lot of corrupt russian…or instead lose your fucking mind, go to concerts and flash your tits…either way, awesome.

Posted in:Videos

2014

04

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I woke up and thought it was saturday…so I went back to bed…these things happen when you’re falling the fuck apart…

Here are some stepLINKS…

12 Celebs Bullied as Kids
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Best Haircut Ever
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Eva Mendes is Probably pregnant
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Bored with plain vanilla? Get one of these chicks with whips – ? GO

Leann Rimes Picking Your Ass…
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Last night, I saw a girl squirting under her desk at work, while office people walked by her…on this Site…Seriously.
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The Only 9 Superbowl Ads you Should See
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Girls Tugging on Clothes
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