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2014

10

Jan

Emma Watson’s Bikini Pics of the Day

Emma Watson is one of those creepy girls who you know a lot of virgin loser nerd sci/fi fantasy Harry Potter awkward people have jerked off to…even scenes of her in the first one…

YOu know there’s a guy out there who is all about that shit and who hates that she turned 18 and became legal because posts like this fuck up the years she was 10 for him….

While on the flip side, weird Potter fans who aren’t pedos, will love her til they day she dies because they have little going on and watched her grow up to be the woman she is…like a dad or big brother…but with more masturbating to her…

ALl I know is she’s on the beach with a boyfriend who will probably knock her up…but more importantly…that’s she got a massive fucking ass on her little body…thanks to genetically modified foods and I actually love it…that the first time I’ve been down with this girl, because unlike the rest of the world I’ve never seen a Harry Potter movie…

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2014

10

Jan

Elsa Hosk Titties for 7 HOllywood Magazine of the Day

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Elsa Hosk is a Victoria’s Secret model who I think is from Sweden, who unlike most Swedish girls, doesn’t have huge tits, but has tits none the less that she’s willing to take pictures of for photographers in efforts to build her brand, even though she’s already booked Victoria’s Secret, and essentially is owned by them, and anything thing she does is probably strategic placement for them to increase her profile and continue selling unethical sweatshop made bikinis for far more than they are worth…

Who cares, when you can be distracted by tits…

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2014

10

Jan

Britney Spears Proving the Power of Spandex of the Day

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I guess Britney Spears is proving that Spandex is some space age fabric technology designed to do miracles, like every fat chick in Yoga pants who has their booty that is normally fat, sloppy and disgusting, turn all round and awesome…and from reason, I am not offended by this, even if Britney died to me before the K-Fed years and babies happened….Maybe I like big round asses in spandex…or maybe I like broken down, mental disorder moms who can generate millions in revenue when they are well past their prime…who knows.

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2014

10

Jan

Jonathan Leder’s Fetishism is Hot as Fuck of the Day

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Voyeurism from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo.

Friend of the site, Jonathan Leder, produces some of the most erotic stuff I’ve seen in years…I

It’s fashion/art porn that I can actually get off to because the girls in it are broken down daddy issue porn sluts…but rather babes you’d expect to see in a fashion campaign…but like all girls…are down to fuck..under the right circumstances at least that’s what directory Jonathan Leder makes us believe….

These are trailers to his amazing new nudie mag that he is putting out, that I have written about once before …and will probably write about again…because it’s just that good quality…

The first video is called Voyeuris, the second Nymphomania and both are hot as fuck….

Here’s Nymphomania:

Fetishisms Trilogy, Part II from Fetishisms Manifesto on Vimeo.

If you’re still not familiar with Jonathan Leder….he shot these pics of Em Rata….or Emily Ratajkowski…the chick front the blurred lines video…

To find out more about the amazing project – and to support it because with your support it will just get better and better visit FETISH MANIFESTO

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2014

10

Jan

Kendall Jenner is Starting to Look Like Too Much of a Kardashian of the Day

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Kendall Jenner may not have the Kardashian Gene that makes her ethnic, or weird…and she may be a white supremacists’ answer to jerking off to Kim Kardashian without all the guilt of her Armenian blood genetics on his conscious…and she may be what you get when you take Kim Kardashian and turn her caucasian with Athlete blood…but she’s still from the same home, and nature vs nurture doesn’t matter, cuz as far as the Kardashian’s go…the evil that is their vaginas comes from their mom’s side…and the vapid entitled cunt behavior does too…

But at least she’s skinny.

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2014

10

Jan

Kate Upton for W Magazine of the Day

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Kate Upton is fat…

I used to get hate mail for writing that, but for some reason I call being irrelevant, the hate mail stopped, but that couldn’t be possible, I run the premiere site on the internet, then I realized that it only stopped because people were being won over and started believing and agreeing with me that she was overrated, had a weird body, was just a sack of sloppy tits with a flat stomach, who was going to end up forgotten and obese…they understood she was just a pawn used to promote Sports Illustrated and make them money selling their magazines to the white trash they sell magazines to…it was always just a scam riding off her viral success…but for some reason the Fashion industry picked her up and here she is for W…

I assume…it has everything to do with them trying to pretend they don’t only use skinny bitches…

Either way here are the pics…

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2014

10

Jan

Train Operator of the Day

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Here’s a great video of a Train Operator abandoning ship…that I think is funny, because that’s what not what you’re supposed to do when you’re barreling towards another train pulling a bunch full of people who are under your fucking protection…and responsibility…not to mention the trains didn’t even connect, and dude was just having a panic attack, making the whole thing way funnier…

Posted in:Videos

2014

10

Jan

Holly-Daze Coffey is the 15 Year Old Surfer of the Day

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As you may or may not know, I am a huge supporter of women’s surfer, I love their asses.

I am a fan, even at the amateur level where 15 or 16 year old surfer girls named Holly Coffeey are involved, not because I know how to surf or offer any real assistance in the sport, you know I am not a mentor to guide them in anyway. I am not like a little league coach…playing hide the baseball in the poor father-less kid with the absentee mother with a crack addictions rectum….

I can however watch it from a distance on instagram…and not feel so bad about it…knowing that Instagram allows this kind of photography, they even make money off it, meaning it’s totally not criminal, totally legit, it’s just a girl in a bikini showing off how she excels in a sport…right?

Instagram makes the rules people, not me. That said, it is safe to say, hormones in the food…are making girls start puberty sooner and sooner…an I am interested in seeing where Holly-Daze Coffey ends up by 18…I am thinking 40 lbs heavier and built like a truck like she was Kate Upton

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2014

10

Jan

Miley Cyrus New Lips of the Day

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Miley Cyrus got new lips…at least I assume that is what is going on here, especially since it is a generation of girls filling their lips with chemicals to make them look more full and luxurious, because I guess it is not just for strippers and pornstars anymore…

I prefer when the lips she’s showing off are the ones jacked up with a leotard…not the ones jacked up on her face…

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2014

10

Jan

Salsa Dancing Dog of the Day

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Like J.Lo as a teen, here’s a dog dancing to a little Gloria Estefan like a booty shaking hispanic girl who can’t get enough Gloria Estefan because she does so much for their breed of people.

And it’s amazing.

If that’s not enough dog for you – here’s another one chasing the snow…

If that’s not enough dog for you – here’s a Beagle Stealing Chicken Nuggets…

Yes, I officially just broke the internet posting cute dog videos…

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