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2014

01

Jan

Miley Cyrus New Years of the Day

For the girl being packaged as the most edgy bitch to hit the music scene of the year, even if her edginess is a fucking scam, Miley Cyrus, totally fell out of her new character when she posted her Happy New Year pic on Instagram, there were no midgets, there were no pussy hugging leotards, there were no tongues being stuck out, or brainlessness…and I think it’s a friendly reminder to all of us, that the scam will continue in 2014, and I am fucking happy for that…because we all lead boring lives, let’s let some vapid LA rich kid with a record deal who already won the lottery to give us something to talk about because our lives are that fucking pathetic…but more importantly cuz I find everything she’s doing really entertaining…and even erotic.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2014

01

Jan

Sara Sampaio Naked for Fashion on the Beach of the Day

Sara Sampaio is some 22 year old Victoria’s Secret model we can assume Victoria’s Secret purchased in some model market they get all their imports from to use as the new Adriana Lima…because they like to keep a consistent brand image not to upset their market with similar enough looking girls…who may or may not be robots they produce in a lab…and in reality whether they are or not, they might as well should be, because before you ever see any pics of them they are photoshopped so hard they aren’t even fucking human….because I would it is cheaper to produce clone models in a lab once the technology is developed, than to find, train, and build up actual women they find peddling fish in a Portuguese market…

Not that this has anything to do with Victoria’s Secret, they just have a way to make everything about them, even when one of their girls is posing topless on the beach in some shoot that probably happened before she booked Victoria’s Secret…and photoshopped or not, she’s pretty spectacular…

Posted in:NSFW|Sara Sampaio

2014

01

Jan

Kat Graham for Terry Richardson of the Day

Kat Graham is on some hit show called Vampire Diaries…and now she’s on all fours for Terry Richardson…

I haven’t heard of her, because let’s face it, I haven’t been in the market to have riveting conversation with 15 year olds about shitty vampire shows they watch…because the whole vampire annoys me, and so do 15 year olds…

But I did wikipedia her to find out that her mother is Jewish, so she is Jewish. Her dad is godfather to two of Quincy Jones’ kids, which means she’s also connected, and thus why we are looking at pics of her, whether she’s hot or not, shit happened thanks to something called being an LA rich kid…but now she’s getting all edgy like she was Miley because Terry Richardson will take pics of anyone that is semi-famous, he’s addicted to that shit…and gets paid a fortune for it…

All this to say, these pics would be better if she was spread eagled.

Posted in:Kat Graham

2014

01

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass in Jeans to Inspire your Resolutions of the Day

J.Lo posted a pic of her fat ass for you to get inspired enough to hit the gym, not that I am ever against a fat ass, in fact I am a black man like that, shit taps into the core of my testosterone producing glands and makes me want to suffocate on the shit, literally…but I figure all you anorexic bitches find this disgusting…even though it made J.Lo a billion fucking dollars and is still making her ass money…or her ass is making her money…reminding you that I guess NEw Years Resolutions are shitty expectations you put on yourself, that you will disappoint yourself with, and that ultimately don’t make you a better, more interest person… Eat, drink, smoke…do whatever the fuck you want…no one cares…if you are healthy enough..in fact more people probably want you to fail than succeed in health, wealth, happiness, whatever.

Posted in:J.Lo

2014

01

Jan

Daisy Watts and Alice Goodwin in the Shittiest Calendar’s Ever of the Day

Here is the laziest fucking 2014 Calendars you will probably see today, because most people aren’t looking at or for 2014 Calendars today…because it is 2014 motherfuckers, the future, and we have these billion dollars of research devices that are used to track our every move in our pockets…..that have this wild and crazy Calendar app.

But low hanging fruit, like these two Glamour models are doing Calendars, but not even bothering doing a different shoot for month, it’s like take 12 pics randomly, photoshop a month on it, boom done in an hour…

Lazy as fuck, but I wouldn’t expect any better quality from low level UK titty models…

It’s still kind funny to look at.

Posted in:Alice Goodwin|Daisy Watts|NSFW

2013

31

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Happy New Year…

That’s all I have to say about that…cuz aspirational New Years messages annoy me as much as girls thanking god they didn’t miss their flight to St Barts on Facebook because it would mean New Years Eve would have ruined….poor girl….and as much as I hate you….even though somewhere inside my Aspergers body…lives love…love looking forward to another year with you scumbags….

Here are some links…

Jennifer Aniston Bikini Pics
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Top 10 Most Overrated Models
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6 Types of Kisses You Can Get on New Years
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Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Breasts
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Claudia Romani in her Bikini…and I Like It…
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Haylie Duff’s New Curves…
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Britney Spears Wardrobe Malfunction
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Reporter Passes Out
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Jill Martin Bikini Top
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Kat Graham Slutty for Terry Richardson
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15 Awkward Kisses,,,,
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How To: Drink Champagne with a Cigar Smoking Lingerie Wearing Babe
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Gwen Stefani and Seal – Finally Together
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Lizzy Cundy Scary in a Bathing Suit
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Russia Exploding Tire
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The Best of 2013 Pranks….
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Lauren V Strategic Nudes…
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Beyonce is Getting in Troubles!!
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Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer….
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Gemma Merna Rockin Hard Nipples
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Ariana Grande in Cosmo
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The BEST Tit And Pussy Wardrobe Malfunctions of 2013!
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Duck Dynasty Thinks Good Men Should Marry 15 Year Old girls Who Can Cook
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Jennifer Aniston in a Green Bikini
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Bathing Suit You Don’t Want to See Get Wet of the Day
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Hot Celebs
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Most Patient Robber Ever
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Liz Solari Naked in D-Mag
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Georgia Salpa’s Big Titty Calendar
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Tramp Stamp Tuesday
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Celebrities That Still Live With Their Parents
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Best of 2013 Prank Montage
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Kayley Cuoco is the Least Attractive Girl at the Gym
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Throwback Lily Allen Topless
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Dwayne Wade is Love Child’s Baby Daddy
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Giovanna Rigato’s 2014 Nude Calendar
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Fans Celebrate Championship with Sex
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Rihanna Nipples….
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12 Popular Drink Orders and What They Say About You….
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Kyra Kole’s 2014 Nude Calendar
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Nina Agdal in the Ocean in a White Dress
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Anne Hathaway Hides her Face
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9 Cork Fails
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Public Bathroom Fails
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Lion King the Cute Kitten Version
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Abigail Clancy is Fit as Fuck in a Bikini
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You Need one of these in your Bag of Tricks…
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I Fall in Love with Cam Girls Every Day….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Towel Masturbation….
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The Biggest Tits You Will See All Day
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Weird Lesbians
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Girl Fingers Herself
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Dani Daniels Wisges You a Happy Naked New Year
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Some Greek Babe on the Beach
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Today’s Masturbating Shoot…
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I LIKE TO SEE GIRLS SQUIRT….SQUIRT…SQUIRT
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

31

Dec

Madison Murray Wishes You a Happy New Year of the Day

My friends over at THEHEADHUNTR shot these pics of up and coming model and actress Madison Murray who I follow on Instagram because she looks pretty good in her bikinis…bringing the New Years Cheer…

Since it is New Years….a generally miserable time of broken dreams and high hopes and that’s just for tonight’s festivities….

Stresses of where you will be when the clock strikes midnight, knowing that wherever it is, it’ll be a disappointment….probably trying to hail a cab or rushing or something equally annoying…

A day where you you lose site of what is important, the simple things that matter, like a babe half naked in pictures…dressed up specifically for the last possible holiday of the year…so thanks Madison Murray for grounding us and giving us what we all need….

Happy fucking new year…

Posted in:Madison Murray

2013

31

Dec

Jennifer Irene Gonzalez Sings Auld Lyne Sing for New Years of the Day

Last week Jennifer Irene Gonzalez brought you a Christmas video….

Today, she and the good people at VIDHUNTR bring you a New Years video…with all her on beach, big breasted, singing along to a classic New Years Anthem video that may not be good enough to jerk off to, but that is definitely a great reminder that today is New Years eve, and that you should take a minute, and reflect on the year gone by, set goals for the year ahead, like having sex with girls who look like FHM model Jennifer Irene Gonzalez …because why the fuck not…

Happy fucking new year.

Posted in:Jennifer Irene Gonzalez

2013

31

Dec

Katie Holmes Bikinis in Miami of the Day

Either Katie Holmes has a not so yummy Mom Stomach that reminds all women to not get pregnant….or that is an alien stomach thanks to Tom Cruise killing off the original Katie Holmes only to replace her with Alien Technology…but their attention to detail on the stomach either was too accurate to what a mom stomach would look like…or they haven’t mastered human skin yet….or maybe, just maybe the alien creature they put inside Katie Holmes’ host body to control her…is trying to escape…

No matter what it is, it looks fun to cum on…like playing a good old fashioned pin ball or carnival game…watching as your seed goes through that freakish fucking maze…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Holmes

2013

31

Dec

Demi Moore is More Artificial than Human in a Bikini of the Day

Considering she’s 100 fucking years old…these pics are pretty ok…

I mean sure, she’s been rebuilt more than your old chevy you can’t afford to replace, and millions have been shoved into her, and I’m not just talking about Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher and the countless other men responsible for both her underserved career and her broken down looking’ daughter… WHO IS ALSO IN A BIKINI (but not worth a post)

It’s like she’s better now, at 100 fucking years old, than she ever was when she was getting acting jobs…

She was never hot, marketed as hot maybe, but now…now she’s ok especially when you factor in that she’s 100 fucking years old.

I am not a fan, but I’m also not hating this marvel of modern science…even with all her scars visible…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Demi Moore