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2013

20

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with technology is that while it has made the everyday girl more of a whore willing to post half naked on their instagram for all the boys to celebrate them….it has also killed off a breed of very magical girls…the street whore…which you may not really notice or feel now that you don’t have to leave your house, but it is a Martinez family tradition to hire at least one every holiday season to give back to the community in the season of giving and last night I drove around for hours looking for one…and when I found her I barely wanted to fuck with her…because the kind of girl who is still hanging on and who hasn’t adapted to technology or massage parlours…is the kind of girl you don’t really want to help cuz she’s probably better off dead, if she’s not dead already…

Here are some links…if you’re not too drunk on eggnog…

Lohan Doesn’t Just Look like a Cougar…She is One
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Girls in Yoga Pants
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Baron Hilton’s GF has the Worst Ass Ever
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American Porn Stars are Scary
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Selena Gomez in a Blanket
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7 Signs You Put No Effort Into Your Girl’s Gift
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This Week in WTF Pics
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Jordan Carver Big Fitness Tits
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10 Facts About Playboy
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Selena Gomez Looks Puffy
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Danica Patrick is a Monster
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Hot Chick’s Tits
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The Best Metal Albums Based on Their Covers
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The Making of a Topless Calendar
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Mugshot of the Day
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Leilani Dowding Pokies
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Rihanna’s Shitty See Through
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The Wedding Kiss Burn Out
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Miley Cyrus, No Underwear Showing Off Her Cunt Lips
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Rihanna Looks Like A Dirty Prostitute In This Braless Dress and Fishnets
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Kate Upton And Her Heavy Tits Bounce Along The Beach.
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14 Insane Morals from X-Mas Movies
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How To Get Your Girl to Watch Porn With You
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Weird Vagina – Artistic Nude – X-Mas Video
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12 Celebs You Didn’t Know Were Related
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Big Fuckign Titty X-Mas
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Big Glamour Model Tits
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Some Kate Upton Breasts in Pictures
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GoPro Boobs on the Beach…Fucking Genius
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Greek Bitch on Stage
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Julianne Hough Tight Pants
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Girls With Big Boobs….
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Hot Vimeo Video in Greece of the Day
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Katy Perry and John Mayer Freak me Out
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What Your Car Stereo Says About You
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20 Perfect SFW Edits
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Make Her Cum….This Holiday Season….
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Girls on Cam are Better than The Girls You Know – So Make Unattainable Girls Work for You…and Do Everythign You Tell them…
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Girl Plays With Pussy in the Playground
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Best Slumber Party – Sybian Show – Ever
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Asian Girl on the Sybian
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Suicide Girl of the Day
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Hot Bush Sybian Rider
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Ridiculous Huge Tits
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Older Lady on the Sybian
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Busty Girl Riding the Sybian
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Asian Ass Bazoooka
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The DRILLDO!!
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

20

Dec

Miranda Kerr Nipples for Terry Richardson of the Day

Here’s Miranda Kerr looking’ bloated, like she’s been retaining a little water, maybe too much salt in her diet..maybe just sadness from being irrelevant and calling on favors with major photographer friends, who will still shoot her because she’s still Miranda Kerr…and not totally irrelevant at least not yet…and she takes a good picture…with her nipples out because maybe, just maybe she’ll get job…

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

20

Dec

Poler Stuff Bag is the Gift Idea of the Day

I am not a camper, as far as I’m concerned, that shit is for lesbians and tree hugging vegan weirdos who don’t shower…

However, POLER STUFF is fucking awesome stuff. It brings out the unshaved mountain man in me. It makes me want to chop down my own Christmas tree, or save a damsel in distress…and I figure that you might as well gift someone with one of their products because maybe it will make them feel the same…getting back to their americana roots….making the world a better fucking place..

Or you could always use their stuff when you take that special lady out to your special spot in the middle of no where…in the forest where no one care hear anything…and a bag…can come in handy to transport….all you need to transport…

TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

20

Dec

Miley Cyrus Instagram Erotica of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this video a couple of hours ago. I assume it’s some sort of Miley Cyrus christmas special footage because nothing says Christmas like videos that remind me of the worst sext ever because this girl is supposed to be anti-bra yet is wearing a bra – making me think she’s either full of shit…and a walking lie or contradiction before remembering she’s some hollywood starlet who came up in hollywood…of course she’s full of shit but at least she delivers some level of slutty behavior to keep me interested….

Here’s a shower pic…

Here is her vagina lip – just cuz

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

20

Dec

Rihanna Still Exists and She’s Not Wearing a Bra of the Day

Rihanna was showing off her nipples in a see through dress the other day, and I don’t think anyone really cared, because we’ve all seen Rihanna naked before, and this see through shit isn’t quite good enough for anyone to really ever masturbate to, but I guess worth looking at because they are pop star expensive tits…that she doesn’t have to show off, but shows off anyway, making them semi interesting for the split second you spend looking at them.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

20

Dec

Rita Ora’s See Through Top for DKNY of the Day

I guess Rita Ora…the UK Rihanna who is now in the States paving a way for herself as she waits for Rihanna to fall off to take the fuck over…got herself booked for a DKNY campaign, because it pays, gets her some exposure, and well, gives her an opportuneity to show the world she’s got great fucking tits…Who knows if she’s ever going to make it and live the American dream, maybe she already has, but we do know that worst case scenario…she’s always got these tits…unless of course breast cancer gets her…

Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

20

Dec

Irina Shayk in the Hottest X-Mas Video Ever of the Day

Irina Shayk is the Russian bride model who did it right. She didn’t marry some loser divorced fat american for her papers, she went for the money and fame, and used it to leverage a model career that has probably given a lot of boners because she’s fucking perfect…especially in the is Holiday video, even though Russians don’t celebrate Holidays, that shit’s not communist…but being hot as fuck and performing perfectly is…and that’s just what this girl does…I mean that accent…fucking genius….

If that’s not good enough for you, you’ve got issues but here’s Alessandra Ambrosio not pulling it off quite as well – but still worth looking’ at.

Thanks Love Magazine for consistently killin’ it with your holiday advent calendar filled with top models…

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|Irina Shayk

2013

20

Dec

Alysha Nett Topless for Some Magazine of the Day

Alysha Nett is some internet or instagram celebrity who I have heard rumors that despite her millions of followers, she can’t afford to pay rent, which may be why she’s posing naked in this free magazine, or maybe posing naked for free is what she does and that’s why she can’t pay her rent…I mean I guess none of that really matters, she’s internet famous, people care about her, at least some people care about her enough to look at her pics, and here are her nipples…because why the fuck not…

Posted in:Alysha Nett|NSFW

2013

20

Dec

Russian Alarm Clock of the Day

Russians do everything better. I don’t know if it is because along with stealing their souls, communism made everyone more pragmatic and efficient, or if it is because communism gave them all a sick sense of humor, and a fear of pretty much nothing, but I do know that a lot of what Russia has to offer, at least in the form of a youtube video is pretty fucking genius even if it seems so hurting…not to mention Russian women, even the ugly ones, are amazing to look at, even when they steal your fucking soul and Social Security number through webcam sex.

Posted in:Videos

2013

20

Dec

Alana Blanchard’s Surfer Butt of the Day

There’s something about the winter that fucking sucks and I call it the freezing cold, being snowed in, hibernating with my shitty fat wife who has been stocking up on food to make her fatter than a pile of shit to I guess keep her warm in our damp unheated apartment…

Sure, girls everywhere want to buddy-up and wife you, even just for the night, because everyone is lonely and miserable, but the whole having a wife thing makes that perk more of a hell than anything…

So I like to look at the amazing surf girl asses because surf girls just live a better life and have better asses that 98 percent of people..thanks to surf fitness…because there are people in their bikinis right now…even if those people aren’t being creeped on by you in person, we have the internet for that.

Posted in:Alana Blanchard