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2013

16

Dec

Nina Agdal for Sauvage of the Day

Nina Agdal’s PR team is on hyperdrive right now. They know SI is making the cover decision and they know that they need to get as much press as possible so that they chose Nina…she’s up against all the overrated SI models….as well as new girls like Emily Ratajkowski, who I assume is actually going to get the cover, but that doesn’t mean that the Agdal team isn’t going to put up a fight…book campaigns, do paparazzi, pics, come up with a scandal…it’s fucking now or never…motherfuckers…and here she is bikini modelling…cuz retard head or not, she’s still half naked…

Posted in:Nina Agdal

2013

16

Dec

Lindsay Lohan is a Dream of the Day

I will forever love Lindsay Lohan…no matter how weird her face gets with all the fillers she jacks it up with…because all girls that I meet who are under 25 are into this Botox and Lip injection shit now, and the whole thing is silly cuz it makes them look 40 and like a Real Housewife, but it’s just something we gotta get used to and to every negative there is a positive, and a face that can’t move is one that’s easier to come on…

So here Lohan is making appearances, getting ready for her fourth or fifth wind, and all I want is to see her Vagina like it was 10 years ago…I want to see how that fucking thing has aged and she’s just so close to making those dreams come true…all she had to do was move that hand…look at the camera with sex eyes, spread eagled…but instead…she went the safe route…

The good news is that desperation comes in waves, there is hope, that we will have a pantyless Lohan…again…even if it was probably better that it happened when she was barely 20…vaginas have a way of not getting better with age…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

16

Dec

The Wind in Norway and other Videos of the Day

I don’t know why I find the wind in Norway video so fucking funny, but it’s my lead in Monday morning video…cuz lets face it, we all probably feel a little like these Norwgians trying to get our bearings after drinking our faces off and contemplating suicide at least once yesterday as to not go to work, or really bother with the holiday season that is approaching, even though it’s supposed to be the happiest time of the year, filled with X-Mas parties…

If you don’t like that – here’s the 10 Oz Louisiana Hot Sauce Challenge – Sponsored by “Js on his Feet”

Or a Middle East Snow Day

Or the News Anchor of the Day

Posted in:Videos

2013

16

Dec

Morning Hangover of the Dump

INSTAGRAM hates me. I take a picture of a hot ass in a string bikini by the pool, and they delete it like it is porn…making me think that if this is the porn the people at instagram jerk off to, those motherfuckers need to get fucked…I mean shit, with all those billions, hire some fucking hookers and learn that a string bikini is not a strap on being shoved into a dude…especially when that string bikini happened…by the pool and my phone captured it in HD…

Here are stepLINKS…

Today Red Lipstick….
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Peter O’Toole Has Died…
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Jon Stewart on White Santa….
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Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds
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Batman Invades Your Favorite Christmas Movies
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People VS Wind in Norway
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15 Pokemon Sex Moves….
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Elizabeth Olsen does Vogue
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Start the Week with Amateur Self Fisting
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12 Things Didnt Know Justin Bieber
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Girl Dressed Like Santa…Stipping…
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A Buffalo Fights Back….
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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News Anchor Hates his Job…

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Dec

Beyonce Does the Tranny in Lingerie of the Day

I am guessing this is a screenshot from her surprise free album / video publicity stunt that I assume was designed to make her more money in the long run…and get people talking about her…while sneaking in some ill-advised scenes of her wearing lingerie, looking like a dude, but not just any dude, but a dude trying to look hot and sexy, which from my experience, is usually the worst kind of dude, especially when you discover she’s a dude, when she’s already had your dick in her mouth…in a back alley, while you thought to yourself “this is too good to be true” the entire time…before realizing that it was… This is all just competing with Rihanna for Jay-Z’s love and failing.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

13

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

Florida, along with my soul has died…and it is time to leave the fat girls in bikinis…the trashy girls in bikinis…the fake tits in bikinis…the bikinis…and trading it all in for snowy fucking hell…I’d say it’s been real..but it hasn’t..

Now you can all collectively pray that my plane crashes..even if you don’t actually care enough for that…while clicking some steplINKS for the weekend…

Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Some Girl in a Thong Bikini…Why Not…
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Julia Roberts Denies Pregnancy
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The Supermodels in Beyonce Videos
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Vanessa Hudgens Middriff
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Selena Gomez in Lace
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Chicago’s Magical Piano…
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Some Trashy Girl Posing Slutty of the Day
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The BEst Dog Vines of 2013
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The Best Albums of 2013
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Naked Models in Love Magazines
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Some Naughty Santas
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Drone Helicopter Ice Hockey Insanity
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Kate Mara Sisters..
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Victoria Justice on Santas Lap
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Cameron Diaz without Make-Up – Probably Wearing Make Up
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Heather Graham in a Red Dress
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Girls Bending at the Waist
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Katy Perry Trench Coat
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Beyonce Gave Us the Gift of a Self Righteous Album
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Garth Brooks Beat Britney Spears ….Huh?
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Olivia Munn’s Oral Skills
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The Best Things that Happened in Florida in 2013
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The Hottest in Taylor Swift Pics
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Kangaroo Playing the Rock Guitar
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Porn Chicks Lexi Belle vs Stoya
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How to Make a Fire Tornado
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Pink in a Pantyhose Upskirt
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Carmen Electra Reindeer Ears for Attetnion
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Tom Hanks Friends with Wiz Khalifa
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Olivia Wilde is Pregnancy Spandex Leotard
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Greek Tits!
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Elizabeth Olsen – Vogue
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Julia Roberts is Pregnant
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These Girls aren’t Wearing Bras!
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High School Basketball Shot
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Jessica Alba – Photoshoot
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Titties for Fashion with Tiernan Cowling…
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Stay Lazy – Let This Do All The Work on the Pussy
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Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Church Masturbation…
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Girls Licking Their Own Boobs
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According To Her Pussy It Is Someone’s 11th Birthday
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Nerdy Girl Masturbates the Nerd Girl Way
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Girl Spreading her Pussy – Making It Look Like Bat Wings
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Czech Tanning Salon Nudity
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A Girl and her Spread Asshole
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Busty Lesbian Threesome
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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GET CIGARS FOR THE HOLIDAYS HERE….
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

13

Dec

Poler Stuff is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

Poler Stuff is a maker of top quality stuff for people of all walks of life…and we decided to use their NAPSACK , which I like to call a Christmas Miracle, the perfect Christmas Miracle, that is a borderline insane, but totally genius jacket/sleeping bag hybrid for the traveler, the camper, the body bag fetishist who doesn’t like being cold…

It looks good on our stepGIRLS, but then again what doesn’t…they are a great way to introduce you to all the amazing gift ideas they have for you to use on your loved ones..that you can even give to homeless people cuz it’s better than a homeless shelter

TO SEE ALL THEIR AMAZING STUFF CLICK HERE
TO SEE ALL OUR GIFT IDEAS CLICK HERE

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS|stepHOLIDAY

2013

13

Dec

Micaela Schaefer Naked Music Video of the DAy


Micaela & Bettie (Sexy Video) by DIJKKI

Micaela Schaefer is an attention seeking German nobody who is in a music video for a horrible song that you will have no choice but to appreciate because they are naked…so no matter how badly it is shot, how ridiculous they look, how cheap and shit it is…you’ll like.

Posted in:Micaela Schaefer

2013

13

Dec

Alyssa Miller’s Nipple in Galore of the Day

I posted a few of the pics of Alyssa Miller in Galore yesterday, questioning whether she had a vagina or not, mainly because she’s Jake Gyllenhaal’s beard and I can only assume she doesn’t have sex with him, that shit is all for image, like dating anyone she can to get relevant, it’s kind of her thing, because in case you didn’t know, she’s contrived tits from the people at SI to be seen as a bigger deal than she actually is. Not quite a real model, at least not before they made her, just trying to hang on and build from where she’s left off, because tricking the world into paying you to model is way better than an actual job guys…that’s why she puts so much into it…

And here is her boring nipple.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

13

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio Big Cleavage for AmFAR of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio went to an AIDS charity event showing off some tits…tits that may inspire you to go and hire a discount hooker to fuck to get AIDS of your own…to both get off and hope one day she comes through your hotel room on her charity tour…or maybe, she’s just into the amFAR AIDS charity because it is one of the it events to be at every year, but I like to think it has more to do with Brazil being the source of a lot of AIDS in the world…those damn trannie pros with their anal tears…ruining it for everyone…

Either way, cleavage may not be as exciting as it was 20 years ago, we’re the mouth rape generation, but it’s still good enough to look at…

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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio