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2023

24

Jan

Noah Cyrus Tries To Get Noticed of the Day

Noah Cyrus is at fashion week, or at least what I assume is fashion week, the last thing I do is pay attention to when fashion weeks are because I’m basically homeless and think this shit is all a cash grab scam targeted at idiots with too much money, or too much to try to prove….DON’T FALL FOR IT…

But when you’re the kind of person with access to these events, coupled with being a person who wants to get noticed for being their own person instead of a sidenote on their sister’s wikipedia page, it’s a good opportunity to get noticed in ridiculous fashionable outfits.

It’s almost like trolling, but with tits out, because people notice tits, so Noah Cyrus has realized this basic human intinct and is owning the troll….with her tits.

Yesterday she posted a A SHEER DRESS – TIT VISIBLE today….tit basically out….

Fashion…what a joke, but idiots fall for it…It’s just unfortunate that her tits are shit and I know what you’re thinking, all tits are tits, they don’t need to be created equally to warrant being stared at, which is precisely why I am doing this dumpy unimpressive titty post, but that doesn’t mean I don’t expect better or more out of a tit when it’s born and raised in wealth, celebrity and luxury, even if it’s more of the “eat with the servants”, keep her in the basement or back garden shed, in the shadows and out of the way from their star, you’d want better tits.

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2023

24

Jan

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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In this era of inclusivity, where fat girls are presenting themselves as legitimate babes who people have sex with, where men are women, where women are men, where it’s all so fucking confusing, you have to wonder if the tiny tit women are finally showing tiny tit pride, or if they are just showing their tiny tits to get subscribers so they can violate their tiny tits and turn them into inflatable toys using breast implant technology.

I like to believe that if fat vile bitches can accept their fat vileness, TINY tit bitches with their tiny tits on fit, tight, smaller bodies, can embrace those tiny tits, but then pop culture just keeps on celebrating big tits, making tiny tit girls feel inadequate knowing that big tits get more hits and either they get fat or get surgery making a never ending cycle of tiny tit slaughter…

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2023

24

Jan

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

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Tight pants are preemptive, not that I know what preemptive means, but maybe it’s like foreplay, or pre ejaculation, the prequel or the preview to the PUSSY WEDGIES wednesdays you’ll all get to hang out with in about 24 hours from today, because you need a tight pant to bring a pussy wedgie, they’re basically the same fucking post, only wednesday is zoomed in on what I like about the tight pants, THE PUSSY, and today is more a general catch all that let you see a bitch basically held together by clothing, giving the illusion that that is what she looks like naked….so for the non-Pussy obesessed, possibly queer fucks into ass and legs, the tight pants gives you a little more of a broader scope on the ultimate goal of the tight pants, which is seeing full cunt.

This is a round-up of tight pants….

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2023

24

Jan

Titty Grabbing Stefania Ferrario of the Day

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Stefania Ferrario Rocher from the Ferrario Rocher family….proven by her size, she’s into their product offering.

I have a feeling she is probably some woke, activist, annoying personality, because every time I see her shit, they bill her as a plus sized model, while she’s definitely a big girl, but a European big girl, not an an American big girl dropping dead in the bakery aisle at Walmart stocking up on pre-made cakes and Ice Tea….so to someone who is more accustomed to vile sized fat bitches with BMI’s off the chart, I feel she’s milking it harder than the cow that she is, pretending she’s a cow far bigger.

That said, I can take any annoyance of someone trying to intellectualize their whole existence as a nude person on the internet, so it feels less whorish, while I look at their tits, or grabbing their big meaty tits, because it’s still whorish.

The point of the story, big girl big tits…..Marilyn Monroe inspired hair in some 1800s looking corset for concept or not is still big tits and THAT IS THE MOTHERFUCKING POINT bro.

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2023

24

Jan

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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I was just talking to a pervert friend of mine who is rich and does the whole snowbird thing if Florida Ocean inspires him.

You know, like some kind of self help, online therapist, mantra kind of thing that gives him inspiration and calm, like he’s one of those faggy influencers who talks about mindfulness and putting his intentions out to the universe….

Because being buried in snow makes me think that being in the heat, looking at an ocean would be one of those “this is fuckin’ living” things….

My pervert friend said “I don’t give a shit about the ocean, I swim in the pool, the only good thing about the ocean is all the half naked pussy walking around so that I can jerk off to them when I get back home”

To which I said “why wait til you get back home”….seems pretty inefficient and like you’d need to have a good memory, when you can do it right fucking there.

All this to say, beaches aren’t for everyone, but jerking off to beachwear is.

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2023

24

Jan

Bella Thorne Tits of the Day

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I guess Bella Thorne is a huge and important star who represents the culture man, or at least the new generation, even though I’d hate for a bunch of Disney Kids to be representative of my generation, but I’m old school where the pop tarts that went viral were tormented rock stars and hooker fucking, drug doing celebrities trying to avoid trouble, the whole idea of a candy coated Disney Kid being an icon or voice of a generation was laughable….

Even the early 2000s popstars like Britney and Timberlake were seen as cheesy, lame, embarrassing and anything they did was seen as NOT cool, trying to be cool and lame.

But the internet has made everyone a fucking dick sucking clout chasing loser, so if someone is famous for actually being a Disney Kid it’s seen as cool….and if someone ends up doing an OnlyFans to sell shitty nudes, it’s seen as edgy and relevant and what people do, instead of as the last resort to make money off fledging fame that it would decades ago….BOOMER shit.

Anyway, she’s in a Fashion Mag, she’s at Sundance, it’s like she’s not a rogue sex worker riding her fame at all, almost like she was told to do this so the instagram kids would buy into her lies, since she’s a puppet, and thus get her handlers a good return on their investment.

Go edgy, make the generation think you’re cool, sell them product, fill movie seats, as the industry struggles to make people care.

I found it hotter when nudes were sold out of desperation and sadness…not out of marketing to a generation of porn addicted weirdos…

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2023

24

Jan

Slutty Dancer and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Panty Removal

Shameless

Long Legs

Lesbian

Posing

Pant Posing

Driving Girl

Ass Jiggle

Bikini Posing

Posted in:Videos

2023

24

Jan

Britney Spears Crazy Dance Party of the Day

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I don’t know what’s going on in the whole Britney Spears world these days, I think it’s some giant

I did end up getting served some Star Search clips of Britney when she was 10 years old and I am not convinced that the current Britney is the same person, but it’s very possible that she is, it’s just what happens 30 year of being run through, and not just in a sexual way, but used and abused to fund the family and create on industry on her enslaved ass….

I like to think that current Britney is old footage, from years ago and that the public Britney is just a hired actress they found on Hollywood boulevard to impersonate her hen needed.

I also like to think the videos she posted, that are old footage, are the equivalent of beheading terrorist videos from Liveleak era of internet….

There’s a level of creepy, weird, and erotic all at the same fucking time….and I’m not even into the whole slave, victim of abuse, MK ULTRA, destroyed by family and industry….it’s just so weird to not think that this crazy girl is damaged enough to fuck harder and better than a cracked out streetwhore who you don’t know whether she’ll make you cum or eat your dick off in a satanic schizo meltdown….

FUN

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2023

23

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

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This site may be stagnant and dead, every day less and less people come check in to see what’s going on in the lazy coverage of celebs and sluts….

We can’t be cool forever!

But that doesn’t mean that I am not planning various strategies to turn things around and make after tax 1,000,000 dollars, you know marathon not a race…so that they can take it all when the currency collapses…or when they debank me again….

Sure, that 1,000,000 dollars may only come in when it costs 1,000,000 dollars for a loaf of bread thanks to inflation…

But a million dollars is still a million dollars even if it only has the buying power of 5 dollars.

DREAMS baby, we got em, that’s what keeps it going….as delusional or dis-associated as it may be….even thought MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES aren’t real….they’re just excuses….and here are my poor excuse for some stepSLINKS…

Bella Thorne in the Snow at Sundance
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Aubrey Plaza’s Cleaving at SNL
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Olivia Culpo for the 49ers
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Emilia Jones See Through at Sundance
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Madison Beer Bikinis Hard
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Halle Bailey’s Boat Day in a Bikini
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Brittany Snow is a Porn Star in a Movie
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Gracie Hunt in a Chiefs Bikini for her Team
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Pete Davidson and his New Girl in a Bikini
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Analysis of the Surfside Condo collapse
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Tortoise Vs Hare – Official Race
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Bad Dashcam Moments
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5 Victims who Weren’t Actually Victims
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Kylie Jenner in Latex in Paris
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Kara Del Toro in Lingerie
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Busty Eagles Fan Sammy Draper
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Island Survivalist Catches a Crab and COoks It
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Corgi Gets mad
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Doja Cat Covered in 30,000 Crystaks
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Charlotte McKinney Barely Covered Up
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Mike McCarthy Did Not Push Cameraman
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Baby Seal Disrupts Rescuer Saving Other Seals in a Cute Way
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Animals Reaches Out to Humans for Help
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Kendall Jenner Glams in Dubai
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Nude Model Tanya in Pantyhose
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Cowboys Fans Fight
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Pigeon who can’t Fly Now Lives with Dogs
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Military Truck Breaks Records
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10 Stupid Pet Tricks By Letterman…
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Jennifer Lopez Talks Marrying Ben Affleck
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Bebe Rexha Reps her Team
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Taylor Russell in a See Through Shirt
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Shailene Woodley Does a Photoshoot
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Kylie Jenner and a Lion’s Head
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Bella Thorne in FLaunt Magazine
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Debby Ryan at an Event
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Bella Thorne at an Event
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Selena Gomez on the Streets
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Kristen Bell in a Spandex Workout Outfit
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Kate Beckinsale Leaving the Party
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Haley Bennett in Some Renaissance Faire Dress
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Bar Refaeli Tity Dress
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Anne Hathaway Puffy Goat to Skimpy Dress
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Anne Winters Hot and Skinny at an Event
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Beyonce Got Paid 25 Million to Play a Party in Dubai
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From stepSMUT!!

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Weird Toy Sitting
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Breakdown Before the Anal
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Big Titty Pops Out
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Crazy Tech Shit
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Leopard Print Pantyhose and a Vibe
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Busty Blonde Flashing!
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Hot Amateur Shows Off her Body
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All Natura Tits
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Big Boob Lactating Cow
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Corn Cob Girl
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Naked Zoya
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Naked and Busty Minxie
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Pussy Eating Party
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Slutty NERD Girls
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Mash-Up Madness
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Bed Post Fucker
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Booty on the Balcony
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Drink Dispenser
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23 Shit Days
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Mirror Selfie Dildo
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Naked Liza
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Fucking Knowledge
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Baby Got Back
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Hot Hiking Pussy Spread
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Webcam Hookin’ Up
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Dildo Pussy Job
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Wild and Crazy Skinny Amateur Fucks
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Dildo Testing Time
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Girl Has Horny Weekend
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Nymph Fairy Weirdness
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2023

23

Jan

Stella Hudgens Ass Shot of the Day

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Stella Hudgens has got the point in showing off her body, where she’s wearing sheer outfits out in public….

The OnlyFans content is not just reserved for the privacy of her own home when she’s feeling horny and ready to be jerked off to for money in the funniest cash grab of the generation that ALL girls have seemed to hop on board with.

At least funny to me because I am old enough to remember negotiating for nudes from girls, saying to them “everyone’s got a price”….being like “would you put your pussy on the internet for 1,000,000 dollars” to which most said no, even if they got to be anonymous, to THIS era of it being a normal, respected, job.

Slut culture, man, it’s real and it’s celebrated and I guess we’re all winners, since I love sluts, I’d even wear that on a T-Shirt that I probably should have sold back when I tried selling t-shirts.

Everyone shows off their sex appeal, their pussy through tight pants, their tits through sheer braless shirts, like real life is a porn set….

They don’t want us to forget that they are sexual beings, by basically walking around as naked as fucking possible…because they want our motherfucking money…

SO yeah, Stella, sister of Vanessa, so close to mainstream fame, or close enough to mainstream fame for the subscribers to spill over, so that she can just take aggressive ass shots in her sheer outfit at the brewery. I’m into it…

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