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2013

17

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Sometimes I like trying to finger girls in restaurants…sometimes I like trying to convince them to stop smoking, drinking and eating…and taking up fitness, eating disorders and squats on my face….other times I like naps…

Here are some morning links…

Jaclyn Swedberg in Bikini
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Today in Selfie
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Drugged Up James Franco
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KICKS SNOW ON CAT, IMMEDIATELY REGRETS IT
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Gandalf – You Shall Not Pass
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Good Advice Graffiti
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The Tramp Stamp is Such a Classy Investment
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I Wonder if Kate Middleton’s a Gold Digger
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Here’s a babe and her Sexy Irish X-Mas Dance
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A Girl Covered in Soap
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Vine Trick Shots
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Women and Their Bare Backs
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Dec

Rosalind Lipsett’s Sexy Irish Christmas Dance of the Day

Nothing gets me in the Christmas spirit like a babe dancing in her underwear to Christmas music!! This is what Christmas is all about.

I have been following Rosalind Lipsett for a little while, because she’s an amazing hidden gem from Ireland that the people of Victoria’s Secret haven’t abducted and put into their half naked girl work camps they run with their international women they make date Leonardo DiCaprio and Adam Levine…at least not yet…

She did this sexy Christmas dance to a classic Irish Christmas song, because in case you didn’t know, the Irish invented Christmas, or at least drinking Whiskey on Christmas to deal with your family…She’s better than any potato diet, four leaf clover, leprechaun or drunk St Patrick’s Day parade…she’s better than Boston…and pretty much anything else Ireland has given us, like a European tax shelter for evil corporations, and Guinness….which may not be saying much…but it’s meant to say she’s fucking perfect…because she is and I’m gonna keep on following her…just after I stop staring at this video…

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2013

16

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

The comment of the day goes to some random bitch who calls herself Sarah Palin…

homophobic racist fat basement dwelling pervert

I love that I bring out such positivity out of people…you know sure it seems negative to call someone those things, but it brings me great joy knowing I helped some uptight cunt release…life sucks, things aren’t all roses and butterflies and sometimes calling someone a

homophobic racist fat basement dwelling pervert

Let’s you go on another day. I am a hero like that. You’re welcome. Here are some stepLINKS….

Girls in Sports Bras
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White Santa Was Just a Joke
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Tila Tequila Has a Sex Tape
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Joanna Krupa in a Bikini….
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Ultimate Girls Fail Compilation…
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A Bunch of Face Down Ass Up
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16 Photos Ruined By Dogs Pooping…
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The Redband Trailer of 21 Jump Street
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Jessica Alba’s Insane Sweater….
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Jessica Simpson Twitpic…
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Some Slag Named Lauren Being Slutty
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Fails of the Week!!
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Chick Extracts Her Own Tooth…Crazy
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Miley X-Mas Twerking
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Girls With Massive Tits
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Chinese Takeaway Prank
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Gisele in her Own Lingerie
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Joanna Krupa’s Sideboob
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10 Ways to Piss Off Internet Commenters….
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Some Chick Named Catherine Giudici a the Beach
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Katy Perry Lip Synch…
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Some Chick in her Underwear Jiggling
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Joanna Krupa’s Nip Slip
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7 Ways You Find Out Santa isn’t Real
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Adriana and Panties…
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Kate Beckinsale Booty
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Thigh Gaps
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Lindsay Lohan is Writing a Tell ALl Book
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Jessica Simpson is Down to Pre-Pregnancy Weight Still Fat….
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Get Girls To Love You
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These Girls Do What they are Told….
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Pussy Flash of the Day
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Some Chick Playing With her Giant Boobs
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Topless Feathery Chick
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Some Girl Having a Fun Dance
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Johnny Cash Cam Show
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Cute Face Masturbates
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Some Self Fisting Fun
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Masturbating in Church
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Meaty Vagina On the Stairs
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Some Girl With Huge Boobs….
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW FOLLOW
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

16

Dec

Miley Cyrus Christmas of the Day

Stoned, blood shot, beady-eyed Miley in no make-up…flashing her tits in support of some nipple project that is campaigning to let girls walk around topless…even though she censored out her tits making her real passion for the cause questionable…even though it is a cause I am totally for and we should all be for because tits aren’t fucking porn unless you are 9 and don’t have access to the internet…but do have access to National Geographic….

Conservative America doesn’t understand that tits are just fucking tits…and that the rest of the world embraces tits and they still seem to get on just fine, without oil wars, or a huge deficit, and without being owned by China…You see priorities are all fucked up…but not Miley’s…Miley’s are perfect and this Christmas card…borderline genius…at least when compared to other Christmas Cards…

I’m a fan of a Miley Cyrus X-Mas….

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

16

Dec

stepGIRLS in HUF of the Day

Our step girls got into some wild and amazing fun with HUF Worldwide

Enjoy this DrunkenStepfather.com Original while I nap.

Posted in:stepEXCLUSIVE|stepGIRLS

2013

16

Dec

Kate Bekinsale’s Ass in Leggings of the Day

Kate Beckinsale amazes me.

She’s the one 40 something year old mom of an 18 year old who has booked less than 5 movies in her hot as fuck life…but who manages to maintain a crazy nerd following that is so loyal to her and her amazing ass that she doesn’t really have to bother doing shit…

Which is really a place I like all girls to be…I mean when you look like this, why fucking bother doing anything else.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2013

16

Dec

Ireland Baldwin Whorin Out for her Boyfriend of the Day

Ireland Baldwin stripped down to her underwear to pose in her Boyfriend’s t-shirt collection, because that’s what good girlfriends do, they whore themselves out for the man who has brainwashed them into thinking their young love is forever, even though everyone else knows he will cheat on her, break her heart and really let her daddy issues shine…as she fucks her way into trying to find another love like this…

I hear it now…”How could you do this to me, I even let you take pics of me in my panties for the internet because I thought we were one”….

Love…is the best way to pay girls into doing things for you….and I am a fan of seeing dudes master that hustle…

Posted in:Ireland Baldwin

2013

16

Dec

Some Hot Pics for Fetish Manifesto of the Day

Photographer Jonathan Leder, who I have been a fan of for a while, because he takes awesome vintage erotic pics, which is kinda what I am into…and model Amy Hood, who I have been fucking with on Instagram for at least a year, are launching a 1950’s under the counter, nudie-mag inspired, one of a kind collectible publication and it is awesome…

It is called FETISH MANIFESTO and it is featuring original pics of models Emily Ratajkowski, Britany Nola and other revalent girls, who have become more relevant thanks to Jonathan Leder’s pictures early on in their careers.

I am a huge fan of whatever is going on here, and here are some of the pics. Support. FETISHMANIFESTO

Posted in:stepFASHION

2013

16

Dec

Eliza Gonzalez Blue Panties of the Day


Eliza Gonzalez is some up and coming Mexican singer who has decided to do the Shakira and use her Mexcio money to sneak her way into the USA the legit way, without having to crawl under fences or float in on rafts or any of that shit.

Apparently, she’s booked the Dusk Til Dawn TV series, cuz people fucking love vampires…but more importantly, she’s decided to flash her panties to draw a bit of attention to herself, I mean she’s living the American dream and not working as a hotel maid illegally, this is pretty big time…

To See the Rest of the Pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Eliza Gonzalez

2013

16

Dec

Nina Agdal Hot BTS Pic of the Day

I always laugh at Nina Agdal because she looks like she’s semi retarded, because she may be semi retarded and apparently, at least based on Brooklyn Decker, Sports Illustrated likes that look, otherwise they wouldn’t be pushing Nina as aggressively as they do….but to every retard head is a vagina, a usually a body, that sometimes makes you see past what most would consider a flaw…to focus on what is important, and that is the rest of her…and every once in a while, the rest of her, all half naked and shit, looks fucking ripped, hot and ready to be mounted in a way that makes all of us wish she was less of a retard head and more of a retard, all institutionalized, so that we could get a job working as her orderly changing her diaper, with out mouths…..

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