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2013

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Dec

Emily Shaw Naked Outtakes for Zoo of the Day

Emily Shaw is a UK Glamour model who is consistently topless, so seeing her in these boring studio topless pics are about as exciting as seeing your wife of 20 years topless…sure she’s got tits and a vagina and she even lets you stick your dick in it sometimes but it’s boring as fuck…because you’ve been there and done that already…it’s like how can a UK Glamour model re-invent showing her tits after she’s done it 100 times. The only way is marry a soccer player, get fat, cause a scandal and even then not matter, but like your wife, who you still fuck, even if you’d rather not, only staring at her tits.

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2013

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Dec

Cop Porn of the Day

I don’t know if you don’t look at the video and just listen to the audio, this girl resisting arrest, who has two cops on her back restraining her, sounds a lot like every time I have sex…and apparently, those aren’t good sounds, it could happen to anyone.

The funny thing in all this is the guy filming lecturing them on their job, wasting their time explaining themselves, because they are Canadian, if this was anywhere else, motherfuckers would get shot.

If you don’t like that cop video – here’s one of some car avoiding a cop in the funniest way

Posted in:Videos

2013

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Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is nothing more romantic than gazing into a strippers eyes after sharing a special moment where you connected. I’m talking held hands, smiled and laughed together, than when she asks you for the 50 dollars so that she can move onto

Here are some morning links…

Girls in Bikinis in December…
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Every Fighting Game Ever
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Foregin Movie Posters!
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The 5 Best Mythological Creatures
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Barbara Fialho in a Bikini
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Oprah Didn’t Have Kids Because She’s got a Penis
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Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds
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Best Kate Upton Pics…If that is Possible…
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Some Cool Wall Art…
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Bruce Jenner is a Woman
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Uplifting Prostitute Story of the Day
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100 Sexiest Bodies of 2013
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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stepLINKS of the Day

I just sniffed a girl’s dirty panties and I think I now know what heaven smells like…because all I aw were angles singing from the clouds above…but maybe just maybe I love the rank smell of questionable women…

Here are some stepLINKS


So Fox Thinks Jesus and Santa are White – And That Conversation is Some Real Dumb Fuckign Shit
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Emmy Rossum Trying to be Relevant…
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Helen Flanagan is Amazing…
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Blonde Extracts Her Own Tooth – New Fetish
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show GIFs
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Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Tits Have a New Hair Color
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6 Hot Sex Moves from PG-13
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Sharon Osbourne Lied About Vagina Surgery
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12 Things You Didn’t Know About Taylor Swift
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Every Fighting Game Ever
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This Girl has Huge Tits
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Mariah Carey in a Neglige
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Arsenio Hall Hates Kanye
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Naya Rivera Looks More Black Every Day
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Epic Bridal Flower Toss Fail
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Some Chick Named Barbara Fialho
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Mylene Klass Christmas Upskirt!
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Giseles is a Playboy Chick and This is her Cheesy Posing…
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“Sexiest” Jingle Bell Rock VIdeo
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Wife Caught Cheating Video
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I Hate Christmas the Supercut
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Adriana Lima Legs
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Lots of Redheads….
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Girls Listen to their Mom Getting Fucked
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Kate Bell Topless in Macbeth
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Lizzie Jagger Topless
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Bonnie Rotten is a Performer of the Year
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Paris Hilton Leather Pants
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Catherine Giudici Bikini…
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Facts that Will Blow Your Mind…
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Cheetah and Dog Frolick Together in the Snow
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Woah – This is a Pretty Hardcore Butt Plug Video on VIMEO
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Love Magazine Advent Calendar
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Some Greek Gogo Dancer Gone Nuts
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Christina Applegate Lives
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Meagan Good – Playing with her Tits…
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Katie Lohnmann See Through
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Ashley Benson – Photoshopped to Shit
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Sydney Barlette is a Playboy Model…
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Michele Levesque in Muscle and Fitness
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16 Year old Elvis Impression
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Obama Can’t Go Back in Time
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Banned Condom Ad
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K-Fed Has 6 Kids…
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Katy Perry Dressed like a Muppet
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Taylor Swift and Lorde Together as One
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Susan Sarandon Likes To Get High…
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Stay Lazy – Let This Do All The Work on the Pussy
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Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Amy Anderssen Big Tits in Body Paint
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Some GIrl Takes Her Time Putting on her Top
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Double Penetrated Cam Girl
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British Girls Get Pissed On…
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Massive Dildo Penetration
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Testicle Stapled to Face
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AMazing Nude Girl
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Rim Job of the day
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Secretary Strips
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Hot Girl Spreading Pussy…
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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GET CIGARS FOR THE HOLIDAYS HERE….
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

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Dec

New Regime is the Very Merry Gift Idea of the Day

NEW REGIME is all you need this holiday season, or pretty much ever. Whether it is for you, or for someone that you love, hate or owe money to…everyone involved will be that much happier…

Don’t ruin Christmas and with NEW REGIME you can’t ruin Christmas… just look at the tequila soaked gingerbread man…shit’s as magical as Santa

Just quit fucking around and GET SOME OF THEIR AMAZING GEAR

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2013

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Dec

Ashley Smith Dancing of the Day

I used to flirt with Ashley Smith on the internet…unfortunately, my flirting is called being creepy…then she got famous and too important for my gap tooth big tit model fetish….She ignored my love letters then…she really ignores now…but that doesn’t change anything on my end…it just makes me like her more…

The good news is that thanks to the internet, even when she ignores me, and pretends I don’t exist, I can watch her dance videos and feel like I’m masturbating in the corner watching her in the party from the comfort from my home, and for that I am thankful, even if being thankful is so last month…and now we are all onto Christmas miracles.

Posted in:Ashley Smith

2013

12

Dec

Alyssa Miller isn’t Very Hot in Galore of the Day

Alyssa Miller bores me.

That’s why I did two posts on her today.

I really just wanted to make sure of it…

I guess it all has to do with hating everything to do with Jake Gyllenhall at my core…even if I know he doesn’t actually have sex with her….I see a pussy that pretends she has sex with him to get more high profile and all I see is red…

So she could be the hottest bitch around, but I just can’t buy into it…she’s an opportunist slut and represents all that is wrong in the world…and I could get more into it, but why bother, just looking at her cleavage and having it not cancel out how shitty I thinks she is, means she really is that shit…

But you may like her and I am accommodating like that.

Posted in:Alyssa Miller

2013

12

Dec

Marloes Horst in Harper’s Bazaar Australia of the Day

It really is Marloes Horst’s year because she’s popping up everywhere.

She’s from the Netherlands but more importantly, she’s from Victoria’s Secret, a country of its own where all the girls are dragged into some cage and put to work…and if they don’t smile properly, they get punished.

I guess she’s one of the well-behaved ones, because they are putting fucking muscle into her. They probably got her at a discount and figure they can maximize their investment…by placing her in other magazines…and none of that matters all that matters is something I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, any girl who’s last name is whores and the “T” is silent…is a friend of mine…no matter who owns them…

This girl is amazing…

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2013

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Dec

Bianca Balti for Esquire Mexico of the Day

Bianca Balti is an Italian model I wouldn’t mind getting pregnant but would rather just stepfather her already existing kid cuz some other dude beat me to it…she’s 29 a little older than the vagina I am into, but still good enough to look at…even when not posing naked, something I am sure she does and has done because you don’t become a high paid model for not getting naked…if anything…that’s the only reason she is a model…

Here she is in Esquire Mexico, so I can assume these are old pics, the Mexicans always get the sloppy seconds of the other Magazines, because that’s just how us Mexcicans are treated in life…second rate…thanks to all your racist…

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2013

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Dec

Kylie Minogue Legs in Her Red Bottoms of the Day

OH shit…Kylie Minogue, who must be a robot because she still looks good at 75, I mean I remember doing the locomotion in the 80s, and she was running shit then…not to mention she survived cancer with her tits…and now she’s showing off her red bottom shoes like some stripper or fame whore or ghetto club girl on instagram…and I don’t really have a foot fetish, or heel fetish, or expensive shoe fetish, but I do when it involves someone who is not wearing pants…cuz skin pants are my favorite…

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