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2013

15

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

According to Anonymous…. THERE IS GOING TO BE A TERRORIST ATTACK IN LOS ANGELES …like the “inside job” that happened in NYC>…and although some of the worst people in the world live in LA, and it is the one city closest to hell in terms of evil…that kinda makes me like it more…not to mention at least 10 girls I am in love with live there…so I figure it’s Friday morning, I could write about sexting, failed sex, depression and alcoholism, or maybe just maybe I can do good and warn you of danger, in the slight chance this shit actually happens..and if it does happen…remember I saved your life and you owe me dirty sex with the vagina closest to you, which could be your own, your greek vagina…or your sisters…or your moms…wife…friend…I don’t care…as long as it is a vagina…and not a man vagina…

Here are some morning links….to get this party started…

Miss Bum Brazil Probably Has a Dick
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Rumor is Adam Levine is the Sexiest Man Alive…
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Get Lucky Cover – the Military Edition
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Miley Wore Clothes Today
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What is Going On With This Chick’s Body…
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Girls and their Squishy Tits
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12 Animals with Trust Issues
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Salma Hayek VS Eva Longroia in the Mexico Wars
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Life Lessons We Can Learn from Calvin and Hobbes
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Instant Karma Fail Compliation
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People Who Let You Watch Them….Are People I Like To Watch..
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Reporter Ruins World Record
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Nov

Girls in Bed Being Romantic are the Babes of the Night

Here are Scarlet and Jayden remember all of us lonely perverts…drunk and hating the pussy we have available to us that life is better out there for some people..like the guys who get to bang Scarlet and Jayden …and Scarlet and Jayden get to bang each other…

Unlike my wife, and your wife…and even your masturbation had…they aren’t fat, miserable, old or nagging…you don’t hate everything about them…but rather they are lovely and playful and the idea of them comparing their vaginas…brings hope…that maybe this isn’t it…maybe there is more…maybe just maybe girls doing this…is to help us live another day…because more girls like Scarlet and Jayden will surface…and that’s better than suicide!

CLICK THE LINKS TO SEE Jayden and Scarlet MORE HARDCORE G…

Posted in:NSFW|X-Art

2013

14

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

This just in…

When you are mid jerk off and the girl you’ve been writing dirty messages to finally decides to sent you a pussy video…only her pussy videos actually stars her cats – you’ve probably been friendzoned

Here are some stepLINKS…for those of us who don’t have friends….

I like Joaguin Phonix’s 19 Year Old Gf
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Rob Ford is AMazing
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras
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Short Hair Pam Anderson with Boyfriend and Sex Ta
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Rosie Huntington-Whitely-Hard Nipples
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Jaimie Alexander hot for GQ
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Miley Covers Summertime Sadness
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Miley Cyrus – Fashion Statements
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4 Bored as Fuck Guys at Work
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More Cameron Diaz on Set in Shorts
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Gisele and Daft Punk
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Jennifer Lawrence Side Boob
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Pervert Sea Mammal
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Some Cock Tease Named Veronica
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Baby Elephant Playing in the Pool
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Meagan Good See THrough
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Christina Milian Side Boob – Hard Nipples
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Some Avril Lavigne News for the Weirdos
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Karlie Kloss is a Tall Awkward Weirdo Model – Here is Her Underboob
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Jake Gyllenhaal is Such a Bitch
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Best Murder Ever – Dude Kills Dad Over a Megan Fox Joke – Amazing
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What Years Of Cocaine Can Do To Your Body
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7 Cops Who Aren;’t Very Nice
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Best Animorph Memes
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Paulina Gretzky in Maxim
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Christian Milian Braless In Latex. Great Tits
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Cop Walks Into a Tree
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Alec Baldwin Called the Paps – Cocksucking Fag
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Anna Kendrick Sexy for GQ – Throwback!
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Abbey Clancy in the Best Dress Ever
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I like Looking Down Jessica Alba’s Shirt
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Watch Alec Baldwin Lose His Shit
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23 People Who Will Make you Cringe
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Lily Allen Says She’s Not Racist
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Mike Tyson Uses Fake Penis to Pass Drug Test
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Hot Hipster Lohan is Back
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Fat Cat Trying to Escape a Tub
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Are Silent Farts Actually Worse
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Some Hooker Posing with Water
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Bad Gay Porn Acting – In Amazing
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Bare Back Bitches
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Tila Tequila is Planning the End of the World.
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Some Sons of Anarchy Babe in Playboy
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Weird Venue to Stick Things in her Ass
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Free Computer Strippers….Fun…
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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Mass Striptease!
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Awesome DR Pepper Ad
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Young Penelope Cruz Gets Her Nips Sucked
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Breanne Benson is Naked
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Long Thin Cam Legs…Doing Cam Girl Accounting…
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Some Big Tits with a Gun
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I LIKE GIRLS….DO YOU LIKE GIRLS…HERE ARE GIRLS
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THE BEST SEX TOYS EVER MADE FOR PUSSY ….
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Nov

Nina Agdal Keeps On Doing The Emily Ratajkowski of the Day

Here is the story…Last year, Nina Agdal was being pushed aggressively by her people to be the next cover girl for SI…so aggressively that I was convinced she was going to be the next cover girl…and I truly do not give a fuck about SI or the girls they feature…

However, SI had sales objectives to meet and I guess in that decided to go with the sure shot Kate Upton, who the world loves, even though she’s fat, because it would be a good press angle that she had more covers that some bitch in the 60s with fat tits…

Nina Agdal even fucked Adam Levine to help build her profile…something that tainted her for life…

I am sure, the SI team assured her that they were sorry, it was numbers and next year (as in this year) she had it in the bag…

Then Emily Ratajkowski happened….

And SI booked Emily to do their shoot, knowing she’d be on the cover, because she’s a bigger deal than Kate Upton….and Nina Agdal is reaching like a thirsty bitch…to get noticed…because maybe…just maybe…she will win cover…because she deserves it…after all the press hustle…and years of working with SI…even though she knows she won’t…

But in being a thirsty girl reaching…she’s been doing the Emily Ratajkowski and showing her nipples…something that a year ago…she pretty much said she’d never do…and I know one thing…I love a desperate girl…even if she looks semi-retarded…

I keep rooting for her, even if it’s a sad storyline…it’s better than still being in war torn Russia or working the cam sites…like the other girls from her home town…

Here are her nipples for some Danish magazine…like I said…she’s REACHING…hard.

Posted in:Nina Agdal|NSFW

2013

14

Nov

Aubrey O’Day’s Ass Flash for Twitter of the Day

Aubrey O’Day is one of those people I like to troll on social media because she likes the attention not that she ever acknowledges I exist…

I call her a fat pig, a waste of space, in fact I think some of the meanest shit I’ve done off site, or on site…in person or online has been directed her way…but she keeps going on…because I guess I don’t matter…or maybe I do…and my #cyberbullying made her a stronger…better person…who started working out…so now when she posts attention seeking ass flashes on Twitter…they are less offensive..even hot..when you ignore the fact that Diddy has cum in that…its actually where her career peaked…and I am sure she hasn’t got a second round in her 15 minutes…but I still watch her aging process as she falls into insignificant…

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day

2013

14

Nov

Kate Moss Dressed as an Old Playboy Bunny – Literally – for Playboy of the Day

For some reason, a reason I call Playboy marketing budget, people are all talking about this picture of Kate Moss for Playboy’s anniversary, which based on Hef, I can only assume is the 200 year anniversary…because Playboy got her in one of their Bunny costumes…and I guess that’s a big deal…even if you look into the Kate Moss archives of being the best fucking model ever…with her rockstar life and rockstar unprotected sex…from having been naked in photoshoots since the 90s…to continuing to show off her tainted pubed up vagina into her 50s…she is 50 right?…to cocaine scandals and sex scandals…seeing her in a Playboy bunny outfit is fucking tame…

If Playboy wants to make some noise, you know really go out with a bang before Hef dies, they need to pay better people, who aren’t all naked everywhere for their campaign, even if I love everything Kate Moss does…she’s just fucking perfect even in her menopausal, boxy, bloated, glory…

Posted in:Kate Moss|SFW

2013

14

Nov

Kim Kardashian Fat Ass in a Skirt of the Day

Do not try to tell me that ^^^^^^^ that ass…is this ass:

It’s just a lie in the worst fucking way….from a sloppy pile of meaty…lumpy shit…that looks like failed plastic surgery or a diaper full of shit because the anal has made her lose control of her bowels to a smoothed over…decent enough to look at…booty poppin you’d stick your face it…

Not that you’d expect anything this troll would do…but it’s still nice to point out her fails…even if everyone already knows that she is a fail already.

To see the rest of the pics CLICK HERE

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|SFW

2013

14

Nov

Taylor Swift Covers Eminem of the Day

Taylor Swift was on the radio yesterday or the day before…at least that’s what the internet is telling me…and she performed a weird acoustic version of some Eminem song that was horrible and that would have been better spent “boy-friending” dudes so that she can feel wholesome about fucking them…because no one likes a slut, especially when her market relies on her being a good role-model, when no human is a good role-model, since we are all fucking evil at our core…but if you wanna fuck all the dick coming your way…in a way that the public embraces…say they are your boyfriend…they won’t care that you take 30 dudes a year inside your vagina…they will just think you’re being a girl, looking for real love and always getting screwed, because that’s what you will program them to think with your sad songs…it’s a genius formula…for the marketable slut….

Here are pics of her at the VS fashion show performing…where Miranda Kerr didn’t fuck her after the show like she was Bieber…cuz Miranda Kerr’s ass is fired.

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2013

14

Nov

Cindy Crawford for V Magazine of the Day

A couple of years ago…I was face to face with Cindy Crawford and at the time I had no idea it was Cindy Crawford…because I have facial recognition blindness…

What I did know is that the bitch looking back at me was substantial…something you don’t get from a random street hooker or party slut at the club…

That’s not to say she was classy, because I am sure she’s pulled her own slut moves, and licked the right ass to get wherever she needed to be in the 90s…

It is to say, that whatever even in her late 40s…this woman, at least physically, because I doubt any model has an actual soul, because they are robots, clearly with well programmed robot eyes, to make me want to buy whatever the fuck she was selling…

She just raped my soul with one glance and I am really not the guy to fall for that shit ever…making me think…there’s some evil scientist behind this operation…especially today…watching this V-Magazine shit…while she’s in her 50s…it makes no sense…she must drink lots of water..or maybe…she’s just a fucking robot…who knows…

Posted in:Cindy Crawford

2013

14

Nov

Addison Timlin for Esquire of the Day

Addison Timlin got cast to be the tits in Californication that I am sure I have posted in my Addison Timlin Archive that I wasn’t aware I had…because I though I had never heard about her before…but the truth is I just didn’t remember…because her career is about as relevant of being tits on Californication a few times…a gig you know she got thinking this was her big break…since everyone watches that show..but that happened 2 years and a half years ago and has really not got her any other jobs…except maybe this shoot for Esquire…because maybe she’s up to something, maybe her Publicist pulled favors to keep Addison happy…or maybe…because any girl willing to get naked on TV for her career that hadn’t even started was the perfect level of hollywood desperate..who moved there to get famous..and would do anything to get famous…as to not crawl back home with her tail between her legs…rather than showing her tits once she was established…because she’s just not that talented…even if showing her tits to get ahead is talent to me…

Here she is for Esquire…who cares.

To see pics of her tits from Californication CLICK HERE

Posted in:Addison Timlin