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2013

21

Oct

Beyonce’s Topless Pic for Tumblr of the Day

I guess the most important thing to say when writing a Beyonce post is, who the fuck cares about Beyonce….and why the fuck am I writing a post on her “topless” picture that a bunch of websites have decided is news…and the sad thing is, I don’t have the answers, I just find it ridiculous that a picture that is clearly from a photoshoot of Beyonce possibly topless, is something people are talking about, because there is no nipple…and even if there was nipple, it’s Beyonce and we are all supposed to collectively pretend she doesn’t exist, because she’s the fucking worst…sent from hell to fool the world into buying into her bullshit…and now has a horrible ego because it worked….

Here’s the pic…that is hardly a topless pic but rather just another one of Beyonce’s lies.

Posted in:Beyonce

2013

21

Oct

Best Chinese Gossip of the Day

This is a pretty funny story that involves a Chinese business man, a Chinese model, 16,000 dollars and breast milk…

I mean I’m not too up to speed on Chinese, but from what the article says, this dude paid some mom model to breast feed him for 16,000 dollars, and the pictures went viral, because I guess that’s a weird thing to want to do, but in Asian countries, it seems pretty normal…but then again I am the kind of guy who tries to convince all my friends with kids to let me breast feed off their baby mommas because I am intrigued with what breast milk tastes like, it’s nutritional value, and most importantly, sucking tits pretending it is for science and not to get off…

Posted in:Videos

2013

21

Oct

Lady Gaga’s New Single Cover Isn’t Bad of the Day

Terry Richardson shot this picture of Lady Gaga that she’s using for her new single that just came out, because Lady Gaga is a hack sent from hell to make ugly people think they are normal and that it is ok to be ugly and that if played properly they too can be a huge selling act if they record company finds them and packages them as some kind of freak because it sells records and in an era where no one is buying records…that kind of higher level brainwashing shit is needed.

She attaches herself to anyone who gives her any sense of legitimacy as an Artist, and Terry Richardson attaches himself to anyone famous who lets him take pics of them, and when they come together in their contrived bullshit, fun thong pics happen…

I am posting it because I grabbed her ass aggressively before she was famous and it was pretty fucking awesome, despite the testicles I am convinced she had tucked in her fishnets…

I am also always down for a good thong pic…no matter who or what that thong may be on…I mean just the other day a friend of mine sent me this pic of a dog in a thong and I died…so my standard of thong pics run the fucking spectrum of erotic…

TO HEAR HER HORRIBLE SINGLE I REFUSE TO POST BECAUSE SHE IS THE DEVIL CLICK HERE

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

21

Oct

Jojo in a Random Bikini Picture of the DAy

I like to think the week, or maybe even life, doesn’t actually begin until you see Jojo, some low level practically non existent singer, who was possibly a one hit wonder in the 90s, or early 2000s….wearing a bikini on a photoshoot like she still matters, or like she’s on some kind of comeback tour, now that she’s pushing 30, no longer jailbait, and possibly running out of money…in a “Let’s give this one more shot” hustle…and the amazing thing is that bikini pics is really all a girl needs to get ahead these days, which brings me hope, because needing actual talent to get noticed would throw everything off…and all these low levels you are into wouldn’t actually exist…and where would that leave us…today…no where good I tell ya….no where good.

Posted in:JoJo|SFW

2013

21

Oct

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The highlight of my weekend, other than not tricking girls into having sex with me or sending me vagina pictures in the mail, because over cell phone data plans is so impersonal…was watching some drunk, drugged, couple puking in the toilet by a pool, because couples who throw up together…really represent what true love is all about…I predict at least one box of Plan B will happen for them….

Here are some morning links…

Today in Big Fucking Tits
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Lady Gaga’s New Song You Will Hate – But the Pic of her Thong Isn’t Bad
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Rihanna Dressed Muslim
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Cat Caught Smuggling Drugs
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Big Busty Japanese Girl
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Dogs with Eyebrows is Some Weirdo Shit
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Halloween Light Show…
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The Ultimate Boat Fails Compilations!
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Last Year’s Celebrity Halloween Costumes…Because It is Halloween…
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Live Nude Girls…Girls…Girls…Nude…Live…Yes…I Just Came.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

The best friend I made today was a drunk black dude who wanted more drink at 10 am…because he just got out of jail after 13 hours of being held…and his money was only going to be released to him at 1. He showed me all the paperwork so I had no choice but to give him 20 dollars..

I support Alcoholism…especially when it is at a criminal level…

TO SEE SOME stepLINKS…LOOK DOWN….

Tila Tequila Lives…
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Dolly Parton Rapping…
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This Kid With the Bieber Surgery is Hilarious
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Taylor Momsen PORN / Music Video
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Driver Drives Truck into Pond
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Girls in Shorts
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Vote For the Best Dog on the Internet
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Alessandra in a Hot Dress
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How Does this Angelina Jolie See Through Nipple Pic Work
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Fails of the Week
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3 Recent Human Sacrifices
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Jordan Carver Big Stupid Tits
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Celebrities Who Were Once Roommates…
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Anna Kendrick Ass Face
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Sex Addict of the Day
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Katy Perry is Fat in the UK
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Her Name is Aneta and She’s a Whore
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Reinventing the Parallel Park
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Russian Gas Station Guy Dance
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Sydney Leathers Posting Topless is the Worst Thing Ever
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Zombie Phone Prank
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Tanning Mom Porn Looks Amazing…Even Though It Isn’t Porn…
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Kendra Wilkinson’s Pregnant Again and No One Cares…
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Salma Hayek VS Sofia Vergara
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Insulting the Boss with a Punk Rock Video
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Male Gingers VS Female Gingers
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Girls With Dirty Faces
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Bird VS Train
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Biggest Mountain Bike Back Flip
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Ashley Greene Pokies
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Just Can’t Kill Herself
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A Whole Bunch of Nina Agdal
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Ashlee Simpson May Be Homeless
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Selena Gomez Midriff
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Every News Anchor Say Yeah Baby
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Girls in Front of the Mirror
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The Hottest Pics of Anna Kournikova
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The World’s Fastest Mobility Scooter
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Facebook Newsfeed Drinking Game…
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Girls, Nude Girls, Very Very Nude Girls….
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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Her Name is Sophia Knight and She’s in Black Stockings…
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Beer Bottle Insertion…
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Some Girl Showing Her Vaginas…
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Lesbian Trio
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How Glazed Donuts are Made…
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2 Girls Teaching You How To Fuck…
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I like my girls like I like I don’t like my wife…hot and naked and making me cum….
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SEX TOYS!!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

18

Oct

Anastasia Ashley Does the Kim Kardashian Fake Selfie of the Day

Yesterday, Kim Kardashian posted a photoshopped picture that she pretended was a selfie, but that was clearly a picture taken by a photographer, and edited by a photographer, because Kim Kardashian is a lying famewhore pig who doesn’t fuck around with her “social media”…because you have a team of people who do it for you…and when they do…they try to get as much buzz as possible…because the Kardashians are finally falling off, unfortunately not a dying breed, but still irrelevance is looking and that excites me…but not as much as if OJ took them out instead of his actual wife back in the 90s.

Last night, the lovely pro surfer Anastasia Ashley, who clearly has a “good sense of humor”…decided to show the world that “sense of humor”…with a pic of how a white one piece is meant to look on a bitch taking a selfie in front of a room divider…it’s like what can’t this babe do…from big wave surfing during the day, to taking bikini selfies that make fun of the lowest pile of shit in the corner of pop culture…and I guess we shouldn’t look too much into it, but rather we should look in her soul, by way of her fit, round, surfer ass I would, and have tried to chip a tooth on at least once…

The whole thing was so well played and I am not just saying that because she is the love of my life, my favorite person, my soul mate who just doesn’t know it yet, the girl I write love songs and love poetry about locking in my basement after drugging her and abducting her in my van because it shows how much I care even when she doesn’t cooperate or give back…and I just hope her next play is a sex tape starring me, that we film tonight…after we get married…like I was lyonsada….connected at the soul like it soul like it was Final Destination 5….

All this to say, she’s so silly and I got a kick out of this pic…post more….and by post more I mean…let me get you pregnant.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2013

18

Oct

Nicki Minaj Pasties for Instagram of the Day

The worst thing about Nicki Minaj is that she’s a bootleg Lady Gaga designed for the urban market, with far more annoying songs…but for some reason she annoys me less than Lady Gaga…maybe because a Gaga impersonator, is just trying to get ahead, while an actual Gaga should be more responsible and rid the world of herself…

Or maybe, I just like Nicki Minaj, because her cries for attention, involve showing off her big fat ass and big fat titties on the internet, for no reason other than wanting the world to see her big fat ass and big fat titties, and you know what…I am totally into seeing them…because they are pretty spectacular…and what I can assume got her the record deal in the first place…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

18

Oct

Samantha Gradoville Naked for Fashion of the Day

Samantha Gradoville is some model, and here she is getting naked for Vogue Germany, that may not be a porn mag, at least not in Germany, because it doesn’t involve people gagging and choking on piles of feces while wearing latex and being hung from the rafters with giant metal hooks….or whatever it is those ex-Nazi, aryan freaks do to get off sexually in their demented sex club life…but she’s still naked, and that’s porn enough for me…because this girl is getting paid to show the world her tits, call it high fashion or art, but it has the same outcome as paying a more desperate girl to get naked for anything else…it’s just a scale of how bad your addiction is, and more importantly, what your addiction is, is it fame, or is it meth…because ultimately, they are doing it for something, and in the end who cares, cuz we still get to see them tits…

Posted in:NSFW|Samantha Gradoville

2013

18

Oct

Candice Swanepoel for the Fantasy Bra of the Day

Here is a video of a girl finally reaching her hot body dreams…of being the chosen one within the insular company that created her and made her into whatever it is that her hot body is…you know it’s like getting that promotion at your shitty warehouse job where everyone around you, even yourself if you were not in that shitty job, would not normally give a shit about something as stupid, or as much of a waste of resources than a multi-million dollar bra…but when you’re in it, all competing with other girls for the stupid title, you lose track of how stupid the whole thing is, and think how much of an honor, or how beautiful the craftsmanship is on this very expensive garbage…but I guess when a company takes you from farm girl to millionaire model…you’ve got no choice but to love them, drink their Koolaid, because without them, you don’t exist….and what it comes down to is that she’s got a great accent…

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel