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2023

15

Feb

Weed Wednesday of the Day

You gotta wonder if the legalization of weed is designed to keep people drugged up and addicted to snacks and video games, so that they can go off and make crazy laws like 15-minute cities, to keep you locked in your pod happy….but I guess they had anti-depressants to do that….which are far more toxic than something that you can grow in your fucking basement like a weed….

Who fucking cares about whether it’s legal or not, it’s hardly an aggressive high, it makes people lives better, it makes cunts more tolerable, and it cures cancer, so maybe the problem is that not enough people are smoking weed…at least not on video while naked, but there is a group of people doing just that and I’m all for supporting their weird content strategies because I like tits, stoned or not, they’re tits.

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2023

15

Feb

Cindy Crawford Slutty for Valentine’s Day of the Day

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As it turns out, Cindy Crawford is not just whoring out her skinny daughter who is rich enough to be anything, but they’ve decided she should follow her mothers footsteps into the vile and disgusting cocaine filled fashion world with a bunch of try hard losers who think they are more important and fancier than normies because they work in fashion….

She’s also whoring herself out….still…at 100 fucking years old because she doesn’t want to lose her edge, her identity as a top MODEL…or whatever fucking scam they pulled with her in the 90s that really worked out in her favor….

I never bought into Cindy Crawford hype but when an old broad’s identity is being jacked off to and she continues trying to be jacked off to, especially when stupid rich and not needing to do ANY of this…even though I prefer the crackheads who have no choice but to do it…. I appreciate the effort…

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2023

15

Feb

Weight Watcher Wednesday of the Day

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I don’t care if fat girls are out there sexualizing themselves like hot girls, I figure the more the collective consciousness pushes perversions, exhibitionism and all that good stuff, the better we are as a people…I mean by better I mean depraved and like we’re on a slipper slope of the collapse of society but at least I get to see tits.

I just care that they play being a fat chick who gets naked or who fucks off as something normal and not a weird fetish, or sign of desperation…

You see there have always been nasty fat chicks to fuck, some who fuck with great authority and suck a dick like they’re putting all those years of overeating to fucking use, GOBBLE FUCKING GOBBLE…but those fat chicks, even the proud ones, knew there place.

When you normalize lazy, overeating, call it genetics or some other victims shit, you’re encouraging grossness and confusing the people who once knew they were a weird fetish, into think they’re normal….making it impossible to treat them like a fat girl, because they don’t think there’s a fucking difference between a fat girl and a girl with self respect who takes care of herself….

You normalize it, the balance of normalcy skews fat and the whole fucking world flips the fuck over because it can’t handle the weight.

I guess the good news is they die prematurely, replaced with new fat chicks who at a certain point will catch onto the fact that fat’s not really fierce, it’s lazy….and gross.

If you’re into fat chicks as a fetish, or because it’s all you know now that everyone is fat, here’s some fatties….we call you chubby chasers…

If you’re into normalizing fat and acting like it’s just the way people are built now, for inclusivity, you’re part of the fucking problem!

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2023

15

Feb

Lily James is in the Maldives Before It Disappears of the Day

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I didn’t know Lily James before she played a hotter Pam Anderson thanks to a bunch of prosthetics in the Disney show about Pam Anderson that Pam Anderson didn’t approve of because it was the end of her career, the most traumatic experience of her life, revenge porn in an early internet era…..

That said, Lily James, along with pouring salt on Pam Anderson’s trauma, looked hotter than the actual Pam Anderson did at the time….if you go back in the archives she really wasn’t anything great, we just had limited options. She was viral and white girls everywhere got blonde hair and bold ons, but she really wasn’t all that great, and Lily James was better.

If you watch Pam Anderson’s documentary, which is horrible, you’ll see she’s not being as hot as you remember, but she’s also fucking terrifying right now, in part due to her current state of botched, mangled, assaulted tits and a face to fucking match, likely so filled with styrofoam that she’s potentially no longer considered human…..

Lily James, hotter than Pam Anderson while being a trigger warning to Pam Anderson, not giving a shit about the HURT and PAIN revisiting her ASSAULT on her SEX would do, which is pretty funny…..recreating the Pam Anderson story for Disney, bringing up all Pam Anderson’s trauma from a tape that made her no money….and that she still feels violated from….and not giving a shit…

Meaning, Lily James is a Pam Anderson mean girl bully….#MeToo….and she’s taking her abusive ass to tropical places like the Maldives, doing her best instagram whore content before the oceans rise and Maldives disappears…but we know she could do better, assuming she got to keep her prosthetic titties!

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2023

15

Feb

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

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You know me, all about the cameltoe, the more aggressive the toe, the better it is for me, the spectator….I want to see a toe so big, eating so much pant fabric, that it’s like an obese chick at the all you can eat buffet’s dessert cart….you know SCARF IT FUCKING DOWN…I’ve got a feeder fetish, just a different kind of feeder fetish.

I don’t know when my love for the pussy wedgie happened, it’s been a progressive thing, because back in the 80s and 90s, I was faced with cameltoes, as we all have been, and they’d repulse me because they were on fat old ladies in jeans they couldn’t quite fit into because it was before the fat sizes….

But hot chick pussy in shorts, in tight pants, in bathing suits that shit won me over and it’s been a love affair ever since…

It started off slow, the occassional lucky cameltoe moments, but that’s shit is a trend now, a style now, if you don’t walk around with a 3D print of your cunt attached to your pants, which is your actual cunt just eating your pants, you’re not on trend, or part of the scene man…

So perverts like me get to see ALL kinds of cunt and it’s GLORIOUS….

Let’s collectively hold hands in this prayer circle and pull our pants up into our crotches for some PUSSY WEDGIE WORSHIP, you know when you have a godless society you gotta worship something and the thing they want you to worship, the Gov’t, is far less hot than PUSSY WEDGIES!

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2023

15

Feb

Big Stretch and Other Youtbe Shorties

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Hip Mobility is Key

Goth Girlfriends Take the Wednesday Addams Dance Way too Serious

Girl Does her Outfit Check

Trashy Dancers

Dirt Bike Babe

Leg Day!

Fitness Tips

Weird Dance on the Street

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2023

14

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day…..don’t be out there trying to date rape anyone…..date rape, although passionate and intense is not a sign of romance and it will never land you love….sure you’ll be able to bust a nut or two before the date rape drugs wear off….but that’s hardly the right approach….

When it comes to options…..always choose to NOT drug bitches for sex, not even the whores in their short skirts into hook-up culture…stick to jerking off…or if you’re powerful enough, hold your life force in because the mainstream-ification of porn is really just to make you a weak chronic masturbating man who spills his seed any chance he can for a two second dopamine release instead of reabsorbing it to become a real fucking man.

Don’t fall for their destruction of the modern male with their porn and loose women….not on Valentine’s Day or any day….you don’t need love, you don’t need romance, and you don’t need to be the chronic masturbator you are because it’s ruining your fucking life…

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Em Rata and Eric Andre Go Naked an IG Official
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The Ultimate Valentine’s Day Fail
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Kesha’s Bottom
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Katy Perry in a Bathing Suit
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Cathy Hummels Nipples on Instagram
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15 Creative Billboards
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Anastasia Ashley’s Surf Booty Does the Stairs
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Malu Trevejo’s Cut Out Bikini
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Rosie Huntington Whitely in a Bra for Valentine’s Day
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The Weiner Mobile’s Catalytic Converter Got Stolen
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Julia Fox Doing All She Can for Attention
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Frida Aasen in Some Romantic Dresses
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Aubrey Plaza in a Magazine Photoshoot
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Folded Man can Stand
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Owen Wilson Playing Bob Ross
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Camille Kostek Booty Shakes at the Super Bowl
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Leopard Learns to Catch Fish
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The World’s Biggest Dog Gives Us Hope
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Megan Fox and MGK do Couples Counseling
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Craziest Thing Caught on Camera
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How Trains Turn on Curved Tracks
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Gracie Hunt is Living her Best and Hottest Rich Life
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Magic Trick with Paper
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Terry Bradshaw Fat Shames Andy Reid and Twitter is Mad
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Model and Photographer on the Red Sofa in Very Little Clothing
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Alexis Ren in her Red Hot Workout Outfit
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Model Haley Kalil is a Youtube Star
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Kathryn Newton on TV
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Julia Fox in a Sheer Dress
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Julianne Hough on the Streets
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Iggy Azalea’s in a Tight Dress
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Natalie Imbruglia – Not Lying Naked on the Floor
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Lily James Cleavage
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Krysten Ritter in Leggigns
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Madelyn Cline on TV
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Julianne Hough on the streets
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Busty Blonde Bouncing Out of Top
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Taco Tuesday
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Stinky Cucumber
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Reddit Amateur Asya
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Giant and Terrifying Boobs Vs a Tiny Girl
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Scumbag of the Week
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Beach Masturbating
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Lesbian Gamers
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22 People having a Shit Day
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Hot Pants
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Naked Sofi Vega
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Lesbian Strap On
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Amateur Dick Sucker
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Nerdy on the Dildo Chair
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Creampie
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Chase the Rainbow
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Toy Fucking
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Ancilla Tilia Lesbian
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Pee Time
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Traci Brooks is Nude
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Missa Being Perverted
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2023

14

Feb

Jordyn Jones Valentine’s Day Smut of the Day

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Here’s Jordyn Jones, another girl who leveraged her career to sell racy content to the perverts because sex work is real work and selling nudes or semi-nudes is hardly sex work, since you don’t actually have to fuck the dirtbags, unless they are superfans and you choose to, even though it’s still technically prostitution to me.

She’s the kind of girl who has a price because she’s trailer trash that was sold to the entertainment industry when she was young….so it’s this or selling herself in the back of the arcade in Michigan under the Ohio death cloud, while high on meth or fentanyl as destiny would have it for this blue collar low income girl who escaped her fate and was able to level up.

Her content is typically lazy, boring, self shot shit that doesn’t deserve the payments she gets according to me, yet people are low standard fucks and don’t expect much from the creators they are exposed to….not even PUSSY FLASHING..

To support or subscribe to a mainstream pop reality TV bitch and pay her monthly to NOT see her pussy is a fucking crime…lingerie pics that she’d post on IG if she was craving some attention….get the fuck out of here….but at least this times she looks like she tried, so maybe the basic addiction to money will bring the pussy home as she tries to keep or grown followership…because as a dude I know you can’t keep people paying for this boring ass shit, UNLESS onlyfans makes it hard to cancel as PORN sites do….since it’s a porn site, these maintream girls are doing PORN…and I have no idea why porn and nudity is OK for some by not others but that’s SYSTEMIC PREJUDICE I guess…

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2023

14

Feb

Tiny Tits Tuesday of the Day

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I know that on this sad and lonely Valentine’s Day, filled with no Romance, even though all your social media feeds are filled with nothing but romance, like it’s all part of a psy-op to manipulate your minds and make you feel like an unloveable fuck that you are….

But yeah, on the lonliest day of the year for losers who can’t get their pussy wet, BIG tits don’t matter, you’ll take any tit.

For perverts like me who know how to get girls to fuck without any illegal coercion, just a knowledge of how their simple women minds work, and an understanding that hookers do exist and can be paid to fuck, I appreciate tiny tits any day of the week.

They are like big tits but smaller, they are like big tits but on a smaller frame that is less likely to end up obese, they are like big tits but perkier, they are like big tits and easier to manage, they are like big tits with less attitude and neediness, they are like big tits without being slaughtered and killed off to become the big tits since girls think big tits will save them, which in the 90s they did…all you needed was a set of fake tits and you were set….

Point of the story, SAVE THE TINY TITS, they are wonderful…and if you’re only into big tits, let’s be real and agree you’re not one to have an opinion or selectiveness around ANY tit because you’re a loser.

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2023

14

Feb

Bella Thorne Titty Dress of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s posted up some classy pics rocking a stylish cocktail or is that a champagne flute, in some kind of fancy body hugging gown….like a Gothic Addams family character who will fuck your penis off you if you’re rich enough….

It’s fancy and thus she is fancy…like the high brow stripper about to do her slow dance that she choreographed herself because she had a dance degree or something….classy, despite being a stripper, in a ghetto ass strip club, she’s a fucking lady….despite doing lap dances for 10 dollars a song…letting dudes grab her tits and finger bang her if they are lucky….she’s a classy one….we all know it’s an act, but it’s fun to pretend we’re getting with some society bitch, some royalty…some regular rich bitch and not some street trash…isn’t it.

I guess Bella Throne is a rich celebrity Disney kid with a porn and weed business used to indoctrinate a generation of girls, so she’s about as classy as her generation is or has to be thanks to being rich as shit and not a low level stripper trying to finda. rich guy to save her so she plays up being a “lady”..but she’s doing fancy whore chic pretty well on Valentine’s Day…..

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