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2023

14

Feb

Tight Pant Tuesday of the Day

You may be all alone this Valentine’s Day because you’re an incel who doesn’t realize how easy women are to fuck, or maybe you are a widower because your wife couldn’t handle living with you so she willed herself to die, or maybe you’re an alcoholic who even the most desperate woman can’t stand being around for more than a month, or maybe you’re just not good at getting pussy……

But the one thing I know is that if you need a Valentine’s Day partner, you just need to leave your house and see the tight pants everywhere, girls with pussy and visible asshole working the coffee shop ready to serve you, new moms in leggings because their cunt were just blown out by childbirth also ready to give you something to want….

So you don’t need to rape or date rape for love, you can just go out in public and see the sluts in tight pants in person, sure they’re not sluts for you and that may be annoying to you because you’re not rich enough or appealing enough but they’re giving you enough to work with….so make TIGHT PANTS your Valentine today.

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2023

14

Feb

Lookin’ Up Ashley Tisdale’s Shorts as her Ugly Watch Continues of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale is actually a first mover, a leader, an early adopter, I don’t fucking know the marketing term for someone who is first at a trend, but I know that Ashley Tisdale was first to a trend.

That trend was an ugly faced chick, some would call a BUTTER FACE pretending she’s a hot chick, just by having the media tell them she was a hot chick.

I’ve seen the collective consciousness create weird truths out of lies for my entire life, it’s happened more now than ever, but as a suspicious motherfucker who’s not 100 percent plugged into the matrix thanks to questioning what I am told when my eyes tell me a different story, I never bought into her being a hot chick, yet they kept tellingme she was and STANS AND FANBOYS alike pushed the lie like they were Russian Spam Bots in the comments and the whole thing was pretty hilarious….

I know she knew she was a dog faced pony boy, I know that her team knew she was dog faced pony boy, yet there she was celebrated as they LAUGHED AT US.

Anyway, she’s a leader, first mover, prospector, colonialist, fucking PILGRIM to the movement…and now the world is FILLED with ugly chick who jack up their faces like a Kardashian to perpetuated the UGLY FACED girls being seen as hot chicks….there are 1000s of them…maybe 100s of thousands…we are under attack.

That said, Tisdale wasn’t fat, which I appreciated and now she’s in shorts with her legs spread in a way that I like when I see shorts like this, since more often than not, you’ll get a pussy lip slip which is always fun….unfortunately Tisdale didn’t bring the pussy lip slip, but if you’ve ever seen a pussy slip from looking up skirts, it may tap into that memory so you can access that spankbank, you know probably the only way Tisdale gets cummed to anyway…THINKING OF OTHER PUSSY.

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2023

14

Feb

Julia Fox in a Sheer Dress with the Nips Out of the Day

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Julia Fox who is some bullshit storyline at people may call progressive, or inspiring, where she’s basically like an EmRata doing the same thing Andrew Tate does to men, but for women….rocking the single mother label so hard with her tits out because of feminism…WHO NEEDS A MAN…

Anyone with a brain would look at her and understand why she’s a single mother, she seems like the fucking worst, disgusting, pile of mess and not in a good fuck kind of way…

She’s probably thinking she’s made it, or near made it while anyone with a brain is thinking she’s likely a pretty terrible single mother since she’s out on the scene sucking dick for attention, wearing sheer outfits to get noticed because she’s so close to having people care who she is or at least knowing her by name.

As a NY scenester she’s likely spent years of dick sucking, and at least one creampie, to get her crackhead dreams to a place where she could TASTE finally making it…that’s all that is important to them….

She swindled an Adam Sandler movie thanks to her now deflated tits, to dating Kanye for 15 minutes, do now being a voice on Kanye when he says crazy shit like she’s an authority on the motherfucker…any angle she can and who fucking cares, she’s terrifying looking, but her tits are out in a sheer dress!

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Here’s her other outfit!

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2023

14

Feb

Things to Wear to the Beach Tuesday of the Day

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Bathing suits, bikinis, whether they are the old school 1900s pant-suit, or a micro-bikini, which about 20 years ago was for the extreme stripper or slut on a sugar baby retreat, but is now for everyone of all ages, which can be pretty creepy if you live in a beach town, but as it turns out ALL swimwear on ALL people is still more fun to look at than regular clothes, and even more fun to look at than full nude. It’s aspirational, leaves something to the imagination….

So on this Valentine’s Day and really on all Tuesdays, here’s a random ass compilation of girls showing off their swimwear because they know it’s the clickbait that made SOCIAL MEDIA happen back when social media happened….and all these years later…it keeps social media interesting because we’re simple people and like bitches in swimwear…whether they swim or not…

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2023

14

Feb

Beach Hand Stand and Other Youtube Shorties of the Day

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Deep Stretch

Naked Gardens

Lesbians Doing IVF in the Trunk of their Car

LEGS

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2023

14

Feb

Tom Green is Based of the Day

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As ridiculous as Tom Green may be, he’s actually pretty brilliant….

For a few years, the comedy festival here would give me free tickets, you know, because I am an important media outlet that covers pop culture and a gift to the local community that doesn’t know I exist…..

But yeah, free tickets meant I’ve seen a bunch of their headliners and shows over the last 20 years and none of them ever make me laugh. Stand up comedy is just fucking lame as shit….

A few years ago, I went to see Tom Green and I was actually laughing the entire time….the only other comedian I laughed at was Don Rickles because he was making racist jokes about people int he audience.

Anyway, I wasn’t a Tom Green groupie, because like you, I found his comedy pretty dumb, but at the same time, I did respect him because when he first happened, I was living one city away from him (and I still am).

It was the 90s when he launched his cable access show and people in that city would record his shows and physically send VHS tapes to our city where we’d collectively watch his shit and at the time, pre internet, it was next level and insane.

During the pandemic, I saw he sold his LA house, he moved to acreage in Canada, where he can be off grid and self sufficient and I thought he must be based.

I thought, he must know that the USA is done, that COVID is a fall of society play and that this vaccine shit is poison, so run back to Canada to be left alone, even though Canada is more fascist than anywhere, at least it was pre-TRUCKER protests, but when you’re rich, you don’t have to fall for the same rules everyone else does.

Anyway, he’s at his house in Costa Rica or some shit and he posted up a BASED video about the UFO PSY-OP to distract you from trains, human trafficking, pipelines, collapses, etc.

I found it refreshing, since all other famous people are cucks to the system, scared of losing their position, as they PUSH poison and lies on the public for personal gain.

Based Tom Green! Fuck yeah.

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2023

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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It’s Valentine’s Day Eve, which like Christmas eve should be a mad scramble to get everything lined up to ensure you fuck tomorrow. Get romantic motherfuckers because there’s some love addicted sluts out there waiting for you to show them some attention….

There are many slutty girls with no no morals out there who may denounced traditional relationships because they are modern and indoctrinated…into hooking up with randoms so that they’ll end up old, fat and with cats……but on that one cheesy, commercial, holiday of the year they crave a little Girlfriend Experience, Romance, even if it’s just LARPING or COSPLAY…

Sure, the good ones will likely have better dudes to choose from for tomorrow’s fuck, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t any table scraps laying around, you know, the forgotten FISH LIPS that aren’t so much forgotten, but rather not worthy of being fucked, but as people with no standards we know….the villages run through trash, is our pile of trash we’re willing to stick our dicks in…but I guess jerking off to porn is easier, less effort, and the same amount of sadness.

My theory is that girls are open to romance tomorrow which means there are man haters out there who are ready to let their guard down for a fuck….but seems like too much work…so maybe just stick to jerking off to porn, assuming you still have enough testosterone to make boners…

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Charli XCX See Through Dress
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Candice Swanepoel’s in a Bikini for her Brand
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Genie Bouchard’s Sweat Stains at the Gym
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10 Top Rated Slippers
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Selena Gomez – Huge Cleavage
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Katheryn Winnick Nipple Pokies in a Swimsuit
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Rihanna’s ASL Interpretor is Going Viral
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7 Times People Predicted the World Would End but were Wrong
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Kendall Jenner’s Thirst Trap Fail
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Ireland Baldwin’s Bikini and Baby Bump
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Eagles Fan Throws Punches at Casino
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Megan Fox and MGK are Still On
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Man Learns How to Pleasure Women from Adult Stars
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Christina Aguilera is Team Rihanna
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Tina Kunakey’s Bikini Body
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Sandra Bernhard naked in 1994
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Drone Diving from a Tower
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Salma Hayek Hot Outfit at the Brits
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Kendall Jenner and Irina Shayk Do Marc Jacobs Campaign Together
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Jackson Mahomes is Embarrassing at the Super Bowl
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Robert Pattison Buys New House
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Testing the Kylie Lip Challenge
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Parents are Arguing about The SIMS
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Rihanna’s Super Bowl Performance Came with a Baby Surprise
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Birds Fight Over Nest
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The Streets of Philadelphia During the Game
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Cyclist Gets Slapped During a Race
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Foraged Branches to Make Big Sculptures
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Electric Car Catches Fire
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Diana Flores is the Flag Football QB from the NFL Ad
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Making Maps in 1961
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Vehicle Gets Rocked in the Earthquake
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The World’s Largest Pizza
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Fletcher Cox has Interesting Style
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Khloe Kardashian’s Bikini Body
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Eagles Fan Destroy the TV
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Burping and Dinosaur Roars in Public
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The Old Drive-In Movie Theatres of America
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Skiing 1100 Meters without Skis
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John Cena is a Naughty School Girl
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10 Top Rated Slippers
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All the Celebs and Sluts at the Super Bowl
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Chrsiten Harper’s Cleavage in a Tight Top at a Super Bowl Event
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Megan Fox Tits in a Skimpy Shirt at the Super Bowl
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All the Celebs and Sluts at Fashion Week
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Oliva Wilde’s Nips in a Tight Shirt
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Sara Sampaio Cleavage in Mexico City
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Tallia Storm’s Bikini to an Event
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Meg Donnelly in a Strapless Dress
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Jessie J and her Belly at the Brit Awards
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Ashley Roberts in a Tube Top Dress at the Brit Awards
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Ellie Goulding’s Hard Nips at the Brits
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Charli XCX Sheer Top at the Brits
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Bebe Rexha Performs at a Private Event
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Charlotte Lawrence Tries to be Sexy in a Photoshoot
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Pam Anderson Tries to be Hot in a Photoshoot
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Another Set of NIPS at the Brits
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Vanessa Hudgens with a Slutty Friend
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Salma Hayek’s Big Tits at the Brits
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Minka Kelly’s Fat Ass in Leggings
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Iris Law in a Bikini Top at the Brit Awards
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Ashnikko Side Tit and Bare Ass with Growths at the Brit Awards
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Tallia Storm’s Bikini to an Event
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Bush and Dildo
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Baby Got Back
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Super Blondie
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Helping the Homeless
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Naked Amateur Nora
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Releasing the Titty Knot
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Car Fuck
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Mental Mondays
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Big Aerobic Tit Flash
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Tower of Ass
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Body Reveal
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Naked Lily
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27 Shit Days
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Booty Model in Lingerie
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Dildo Suck to Entry
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Elevator Pervs
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Big Goth Tits
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Gabi’s Tight Body
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Panties On for the Pussy rub
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Naked Kasia
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Busty August Skye
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Naked Cowboy Chick
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Sauna Ladies
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Cum Masters
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Leg Up for the Upskirt
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Amateur Fuck
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Houseplant and Pussy
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Grip on the BBC
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Deodorant Time
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Hot Body Amateur
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Hot Naked Missa
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Asshole Show
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2023

13

Feb

Iggy Azalea is Slutty and Wet of the Day

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You know, I thought Iggy Azalea was a pile of dog shit when she marketed herself as this actual celebrity rapper chick, basically appropriating some sort of culture that was not her native Australian Outback Steakhouse Kangaroo Fucking Koala Eating general good time…

I couldn’t believe the mainstream bought into it and didn’t cancel her for it way back then, and her ego just got so big, she was easy to fucking hate….fake ass and all.

But for whatever reason, her producing and selling nudes like a common hooker, like a low level slut with a dream, like an indoctrinated “Sex Work is Real Work” cashing in on the subscription model that exploits SIMP dudes everywhere….makes me like her.

I get that it’s a cash grab, but it seems like it’s more an “Everyone’s got a Price” and she’s going for it to get that money in and that’s hilarious.

I get that it’s an attention thing, a LOOK at me, a way to feel hot and sexy for the exhibitionist she clearly is….but it’s still so low level, desperate and trash and that’s hilarious.

I guess I like the underdog story, where this dog is near rock bottom and cashing in before she officially hits rock bottom.

I’m a fan…not a subscriber…but a fan of the whoring, it takes the guesswork out of whether she was an actual whore or not! The great equalizer!

Posted in:Iggy Azalea

2023

13

Feb

Milf Monday of the Day

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Nothing like some seasoned veterans who have had sex to completion at least once, which may or may not be a good thing, but it’s something, to fetishized and stare at in their nude content….

Maybe you’re into someone who has taken a load and turned it into a baby like some kind of freak wizard….

Maybe you like the FISH LIPS weathered and blown out and the MILKERS dried up after having been used the way they were born to be used.

Maybe you’re into someone who is able to keep a child alive, who understands responsibility and nurturing something that came out of her vagina, kinda like that time you kept your loads in a jar in hopes of carving them into something epic to sell on ebay.

Maybe you’re into the WHORE bug biting so hard that even moms get in on it, because why focus on raising your kids, when you can be publishing nudes online…

Whatever your reason for LIKING the MILFs, here are some MILFS that I wouldn’t necessarily LF, but that someone out there would so they still count.

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2023

13

Feb

Charli XCX Brings Her Nipples to the BRITS of the Day

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Charli XCX is at the level of fame where she needs to wear a sheer dress, nipples out, to get noticed.

It’s like a lonely woman hitting the grocery store with a pair of pants up her cunt, hoping a dude will offer to take her out on a date to get to know her, but the shameless self promotion version.

It’s a little “No one pays attention to me, don’t they know I’ve been playing malls, bars and nightclubs for the last 10 years and they even gave me my own show on NETFLIX after the Pandemic had me sell my soul to the right team who have since elevated my status, but I’m still shit”…

It’s like no one even knows who Charli XCX, the bootleg chubby Rita Ora is, yet she’s in a sheer dress…instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 12 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….it’s just fucking weird….but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it..

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