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2023

13

Feb

Charli XCX Brings Her Nipples to the BRITS of the Day

Charli XCX is at the level of fame where she needs to wear a sheer dress, nipples out, to get noticed.

It’s like a lonely woman hitting the grocery store with a pair of pants up her cunt, hoping a dude will offer to take her out on a date to get to know her, but the shameless self promotion version.

It’s a little “No one pays attention to me, don’t they know I’ve been playing malls, bars and nightclubs for the last 10 years and they even gave me my own show on NETFLIX after the Pandemic had me sell my soul to the right team who have since elevated my status, but I’m still shit”…

It’s like no one even knows who Charli XCX, the bootleg chubby Rita Ora is, yet she’s in a sheer dress…instead of just working on making good music for her pop career that still hasn’t taken off….after 12 years of trying to use her tits to get ahead….it’s just fucking weird….but that doesn’t mean you can’t jerk off to it..

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2023

13

Feb

Tallia Storm in a Full on Bikini of the Day

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Tallia Storm is a viral UK popstar who I don’t think really has all that much fame, but who is famous enough to get invited to the BRITS.

From what I remember her mom was a PR chick who realized they could make stupid money off the internet because people weren’t interested in quality of the talent, but rather number of followers, so they started working her.

She’s got a Youtube and does some random shit, but I think this most recent appearance at the BRITS is some of her best work yet, she wore a full on bikini, rocking her body…and thanks to her mom’s PR expertise she knew to not miss out on a second of coverage, milk it for all she fucking can because she posted videos and pictures and so much pink bikini coverage, I’m ready for her Super Bowl Halftime show…

All fun things are shameless and attention seeking things…which I guess in a world of attention seeking whores, it’s expected of them and we’re the lucky recipients of it.

Point of the story, she delivered!

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2023

13

Feb

Ellie Goulding in a Breastplate of the Day

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It was the BRIT AWARDS and I am sure no one really gave a shit, besides maybe the event organizers, or the low grade talent that was there trying to get noticed, knowing that the red carpet images would get put on the PR wire and that the world will know they exist…

Like Iris Law in a Bikini Top or Ashnikko pushing the ALIEN AGENDA with a sheer dress with weird growths on herself ….weird….

Ellie Goulding, who I guess is a more established talent, as she’s pushing 40 years old and has some hits under her belt came through with a breastplate, which I’ll assume is a cast of her body, with tit and nipple and I think it’s pretty funny, because it makes the sheer dress, titty flash for attention to another weird fucking level….one with production value that requires work like she’s some sort of medieval knight….not so weird.

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2023

13

Feb

Medical Worker Monday of the Day

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It’s nice to see that the medical system, that is marketed as being at capacity, or that it’s dealing with a worker shortage because people don’t like working anymore. I mean if you go to any store, restaurant, cafe or business, you’ll see that there’s no one working, which always confuses me, but then again working fucking sucks, why waste your time doing it….if you can live at your parents house….

But yeah, with shortages, with overextended systems, the women still bring the nudes and the hot pics because why the fuck now, it’s another revenue stream that’s far greater than their current one, or that can be….and that’s really the dream….ALL while being jerked off to…

Maybe the nude hustle is the reason for the shortage, everyone quiting to do porn, I don’t know, but more nudes from work, even when covered in bacteria and human waste, the better.

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Posted in:NURSES

2023

13

Feb

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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Liz Hurley may be old as shit, but she still manages to look like someone you’d like to fuck in a bikini.

I don’t know if it’s because she’s rich and puts a lot of time and energy into looking like someone you’d like to fuck while she’s in a bikini….

I don’t know if it’s AI, maybe in 100 years, she’ll still be posting BIKINI pics that people will be wanting to fuck, assuming that the general species of HUMAN still exist and that we’re not all GAY, TRANS, INFERTILE, half retards living in some sort of GEL Filled pod….

I don’t know if she’s just a good planner, who knew to take 1000s of pics of herself for social media to keep the dream alive….forever…like you’d want to do if you ever abducted someone. An active social media means they are still alive…

Since I’ve seen her old and hot in the movies, recent movies, I’m going with, she’s rich and puts a lot of money and resources into looking good because it’s her identity, it’s all that matters to her and where there is a will there is a way….which is unlike what most 60 year old bitches feel, which is why they don’t look as good as this!

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2023

13

Feb

Bella Hadid Nude in Bed of the Day

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I have been on an actual porn set or two in my lifetime, you know, weird opportunities present themselves when you’re the best site on the internet no one reads, or HAVE presented themselves PAST TENSE before those who once read it died off or forgot it existed thanks to my failure in marketing….evolution…you know technology…social media…original content…there’s a lot of reasons the site is floundering…BUT in the glory days, I did get on a porn set or two and I did see a porn star or two get fucked and it really wasn’t all that different than this high fashion shit, only the people were less obvious when staring at the cunt than the dude in the tie dye shirt.

I did a post on Bella Hadid the other day, saying she’s pretty whorish for a top model, because society as a whole is pretty whorish.

Just this weekend, when reading the obituaries, I was reminded of some local uptight girl that I remember used to call out another girl I knew for being a whore, all becasue she posted bikini pics.

She would get mad at every racy pic the exhibitionist posted and would even reach out to her family, who were on her FB page to let them know how shameless their big titty daughter who spent way too much time on vacation was posting…..

Well, she’s dead now, but going on her FB page I saw that she had about a dozen pictures of her ass in a skimpy bikini, clearly she worked out.. I thought, wow, 10 years ago, she’d be mad at a girl for posting that, now she’s posting that of herself..or as of a few months ago was posting that…cancer put a stop to that…but what a shift in the overall vibe of society because it’s not just the dead bitch who now posts slutty pics, who was just jealous or mad all those years ago….it’s basically everyone…ASSHOLE pics for everyone….and people like Bella Hadid, marketed as a top model, when really they are just shameless half naked rich kids with the right friends are probably who we need to thank for that.

The shamelessness and exhibitionism is almost at the point of MAKE PRUDE great again, so that when I see some cleavage I can jerk off to it like old times….it’s at the point of excessive, saturated, blown out like an instagram vacation spot….but at least there’s a lot of panty pics to sift through….

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2023

13

Feb

Milky Boobs Monday of the Day

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I may or may not have been over served while watching the Super Bowl…

I figure it’s the only way to get through such a gay fucking event, where men in tights dry hump each other as they try to get the ball across some imaginary line for millions of dollars while retards watch and billionaires, who employ these players, laugh as they make even more billions of dollars…..it’s a nice distraction from all the crazy shit going on in the world, from vaccine injury, fake wars, toxic chemical spills, you know when UFOs aren’t going viral enough because no one’s buying it….

Anyway, amongst ignoring the game itself, eating all the chips and guac I could get my Mexican heritage hands on, I did see the Rihanna satanic ritual about the fallen angel, with her illuminati triangle, and pentatgram on her red suit that made her look like a period on a fresh cotton tampon, in what I’d call the least impressive performance ever, mainly because she’s fat, sloppy and I confused her with Lizzo…

To which the STANS of Rihanna will say that “she’s pregnant” not realizing that trans can’t get pregnant, or that celebrities fake their pregnancies for effect, since she only had a kid 9 months ago, assuming that was a real pregnancy, which I don’t….but let’s say that it was a real pregnancy, she’s hardly given her pussy time to recover….

But yeah, what a way to make the general public hate satanism, because shit these satanic performances they do now are BORING, not enlightened, not inspiring…it’s almost as if the era of the satanist is over because we’re all onto their clown show…

The reality is that Rihanna has never impressed me, there was a video of her as a kid in Barbados performing that proved she is zero talent, just fucking manufactured in the studio hack, used to do whatever it is she does….so I didn’t have high hopes….

Her fertility ritual, being all pregnant, playing the period blood on the tampon didn’t make her any more interesting….but the whole fertility thing reminded me that I like a good milk filled tit, so these girls sexualizing their milk filled tits, bring hope in a dark and demented world where people like Rihanna get to come to America and be treated better than the local stars who are ignored who I am sure are far more talented than she is….

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2023

10

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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I’ve heard that horny girls exist, you know, girls who actually want to have sex with the guys they are hanging out with, but I’ve always thought it to be a myth, nothing by desert sand pussy for me…. it’s always been a negotiation, transactional, guilt ridden or alcohol fueled, charity work, sales man shit, used car salesman tactics all to get a girl to pity you enough for romance…the dryness makes for more friction so that you can feel it….so whatever….who needs to be desireable…where there’s a will, there’s a way….

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2023

10

Feb

Irina Shayk’s Ass of the Day

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Apparently this is Irina Shayk’s ass.

That’s all you need to know…

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2023

10

Feb

Whitney Cummings Tit of the Day

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Whitney Cummings is a rich, established, successful comedian…which doesn’t really much more than she sucked the right dick, or angled herself as a funny girl because she couldn’t make it any other way….but now that she’s had hit shows, is as accomplished as a funny bitch can be, she’s compelled to show her tits…ok….anything for shock and awe or attention I guess…

At least she’s not Sarah Silverman…..but Sarah Silverman is in the news because she’s a fucking racist who kicked out a black man dressed as her black face character in protest of her not being cancelled for being a fucking racist…..

These women are not very impressive, at least not with their shock comedy that isn’t funny, but rather just awkward as shit…but they were annoying enough to push the comedic leaders, who are by definition total fucking nerds, who managed to get rich doing comedy, despite being lame as shit and lacking any real talent, just try hards practicing jokes, never getting laid, so when tits like this come along, fat fucks like Kimmel jump on them and help take them up a notch….

This legend, MB JACKSON, just got kicked out of a Sarah Silverman concert, or show, I don’t know what you call the crap she does….because he dressed as her unfunny Black Face character:

This is her black face character:

Can you imagine Hollywood celebrated this trash….a reminder that Hollywood is shit…

Anyway, Sarah Silverman, the racist, was either scared of a black dude calling her out and had her security kick him out, or is trying to pretend her black face joke didn’t exist, you know, since she’s this inclusive liberal now…

From his Hospital Bed he wrote:

Sarah Silverman had the security goons at the Ocean Resort Casino in AC attack me and rough me up because I wore. Blackface at her show last night. I wound up in the hospital. I’m 71 years old and it took 6 of them. Apparently Sarah Silverman feels it okay for her to wear back face, but no one else.

Let’s hope she gets punished for this shit…sued, cancelled, ignored. She’s garbage….

But here’s that other one, Whitney Cummings tit that I doubt you’ll be cumming to, she’s garbage too.