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2013

20

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Sympathy Post of the Day

I am there for Aubrey O’Day when no one else cares…which is right now…she’s does the reality show circuit and groupie-ing black rappers as hard as her titties possibly can…

Sure I hate her and think she’s a useless slob as much as the next guy…and I think she’s a still a fat, dumpy slob who doesn’t deserve any fame…but she’s less fat and dumpy because she’s been working out, and photoshopping herself skinny…which I guess makes her and her hard attention seeking nipples a little better that watching her emotionally eat her way through fall the fuck off..

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2013

20

Aug

Doutzen Kroes for Vogue Spain of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is naked in Vogue Spain, which I guess is interesting enough to look at, mainly because she’s not naked in Vogue Africa, because Africans is normally what she gets naked for…but maybe she only does that if they are DJs who can get her pregnant…

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2013

20

Aug

Chrissy Teigan Skittles Porn of the Day

Chrissy Teigan is some fat Sports Illustrated model who always talks about food as fat girls who don’t know they are fat do…she’s the kind of girl who as her belly hangs over her pants but talks to people about how she doesn’t have to work out cuz she’s naturally beautiful…even though she’s not..it is one of those positive reinforcement situations gone wrong…where it gives a girl an ego, that tricks the rich dudes around her enough to marry her, and get her booked doing Candy commercials, when really Candy is the last thing she should be eating, but can be eating cuz her professional gold digging has gone heavy equipment and is now gold mining…

That said, I consider Chrissy Teigan a friend of the site.

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2013

20

Aug

Kelly Brook Likes This Angle of the Day

I think Kelly Brook has found her angle that works for her…and I am sure it has taken her years and years and years, because she’s old as fuck, of selfies trying to figure out just how to pop them titties to get the most impact, the most celebrity dudes to endorse her, and get the most she possibly can from her tits…and I guess as a seasoned titty veteran, this is what years of her titty work has lead to…this is like watching a master in action…letting his skills shine…only…the showing of her tit version..which takes little to no skill whatsoever…

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2013

20

Aug

Catherine McNeil in Lingerie for Esprit of the Day

Catherine McNeil is some fake lesbian from Australia who was dating some MTV host which allowed her to be a public figure and thus book modelling gigs and for some reason the fake lesbian game doesn’t bother me, because I know even real lesbians aren’t actually lesbians, but misguided jaded girls who fear the cock, despite fucking girls who act like they have a cock, with rubber things that look like a cock…

Thanks to her dyke antics she’s booked some Esprit lingerie campaign, and these are the pics of her in panties, which are a lot like pics of her strap-on, even if she’s the one who gets fucked by a strap-on as she counts down the days before establishing herself so she can go back to the cock…at least that’s my theory.

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2013

20

Aug

Izabel Goulart’s Workout Pic of the Day

I don’t know when my love for skinny girls, I’m talking emaciated half dead, weak and unable to say no or run from my predator instincts, all eating a stick of gum and diet coke for their daily calorie intake, turned into being into healthy and fit girls who don’t do drugs, or smoke, or eat processed food…but it happened….

It probably has something to do with Anorexic chicks not getting their periods and thus not being fertile enough to be considered women despite the vagina hanging out their weak body…and Izabel Goulart, ex Victoria’s Secret model, rocks her fitness game on instagram hard, making following her and jerking off to her pics a little easier and worth doing…here she is in Today’s fitness.

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2013

20

Aug

Olivia Munn Dislocates her Shoulder of the Day

This video would have been way better if she died at the end. Not because I like when people die in videos, in fact I normally hate it, but Olivia Munn is the devil, or a bitch who has sold her soul to the devil for some low level fame, and I think the world would be a better place without her.

All this to say, too bad she didn’t die at the end….this is staged…like put out hoping people post it and it goes viral…because when my friends dislocate their shoulders they usually scream…

This would be a tragic video for the people who have castings with her next week, because she normally uses that arm to jerk them off, but the good news for them is that she’s pretty well-versed and will be able to jerk them off with her mouth….so injury or not…she’ll be ok…which is too bad, because I wish bad things on her….

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2013

20

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Vegas has a way of stealing your soul, which is a good thing, because based on last night, the women who lost their souls 30 years ago when they moved here to be Showgirls but have since been chewed up and spat out a bunch of times over…are pretty fucking affordable to fuck.

Here are some links…

Maria Menounos in Wrestling Hot Pants
GO

Dick Van Dyke’s Flaming Car..
GO

Girls with Tramp Stamps
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Selena Gomez Winking…Is Not as fun as her Asshole Winking
GO

The Smallest Car in the World
GO

Babes in Bed
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Victoria Beckham in Vogue
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Boat Rescue Fail
GO

Naked Girls – So Many Naked Girls….
GO

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2013

19

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I am in Vegas.

I am going to pop mollies, marry at least one hooker, possibly kill her accidentally and post it on FB, because that’s what you do…when you don’t want anyone getting in the way of rocking out in huge clubs listening to bad music with important people…and/or tourists spending their life savings from Tennessee who think my Canadian Mexican accent is interesting enough to buy drinks for cuz you told them you are Celine Dion…

Pool parties…have bikinis…Here are some links…

Kim Zolciak Pregnancy Picture…
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Olivia Munn Dislocates Her Shoulder…
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Girls With Huge Fucking Tits
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Irina Voronina in Black Lingerie
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Sexy Body Paint…
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Drunk Man Vs Hulla Hoop
GO

50 Indy Movies You Need to See Before You Die…
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Anastasia Ashley Has a Butt
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Demi Lovato’s Scary Looking
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Beyonce in Tights
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Pink Panty Upskirt
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Naked Guy Chases Police…
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You’re Confetti-Ing Wrong
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17 People Who Escaped Pain…
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Today in Dead Actors
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A Pair Of Tight Asses. Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Dog at the Skate Park
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Selena Gomez Looking Shitty in Some Video Interviews
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Hard Rockers Admit their Favorite Pop Songs
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A Bunch of Weirdo Vines
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Angry Ram Attacks Dirt Biker
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Hot Girl Spreading her Hot Vagina
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Lady Gaga’s Ridiculous GMA Entrance
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Chrissy Teigan is Not that Hot…in a One Piece…Showering in Skittles…
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Hotties in the Wild…
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The World’s FIrst Prostitution Drive In
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Courtney Stodden Displays Her Tits At The Beach
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Hitchkiking Masturbator
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Hot Anorexic Sharni Vinson…
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Japanese Cooking Octopus Alive…
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Alec Baldwin’s Wife’s Milk Filled Tits
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Sex in a Tent Prank
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Some Girl Showing Off Her Big Tits
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Pantyless Upskirt with LIPS
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Hot Girls In Sports Bras…
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Slutty Celebrity Pics. Happy Monday.
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Norwegian Girls are Converting to Islam for Beiber Tickets
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Busy Girl on a Trendmill
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This cat Deserves an Oscar
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Some Greek Bikini Ass
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Emily VanCamp and Kat Dennings for Nylon
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Grossest Couple Ever
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Elizabeth Olsen in Dazed and Confused…
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Most Concrete Bricks Broken By a Senior
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Gwen Stefani in a Bikini on a Boat
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Judge Marilyn Milian Topless
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Lady Gaga’s New Video…
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Naked Girls – So Many Naked Girls….
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Some Girls Pleasuring Herself
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Incredibly Awkward Oral Sex Instruments
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Teen Playing With Herself
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A Man With a Black Pussy
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Cam Girls are Girls You Don’t Have to Take on Dates To See Naked….
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All Girls Appreciate a Man Who LikeS Using Sex Toys On Them….
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Sydney Leathers or Myla or Farrah

DSFCams is the Future
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

19

Aug

The Lindsay Lohan vs. Oprah Interview Preview of the Day

You may hate Oprah, because you are a racist and you don’t feel like black people should succeed, especially not at her Oprah level…or maybe you just hate her for being an opportunist cunt who has convinced the world she is trying to save people, or really get to the bottom of the issues, when really she’s just exploiting down on their luck motherfuckers for their own personal gain, like this Lindsay Lohan they are pushing hard…because everyone cares about Lohan, since we’re all brain washed and the real issues of the world just don’t matter, whereas Lohan’s drinking and self destruction does…

The highlight of this video is when Oprah tells Lohan that she’s extremely talented, unlike all the other actors, even though acting doesn’t require talent…or more importantly, when Lohan goes off about how she has a gift to give the world, through shitty movies like The Canyons, that I actually watched and hoped for a drug overdose the entire fucking time.

I mean sitting and watching two delusional cunts talking about how they’ve changed and how much better they are now or that there is a higher purpose for them…is a whole lot of fucking crazy…

But I will say this, I love Lohan even though she’s turned her back on our love, I love her tits, even though they aren’t real, I love that her skin and face is back..and I am ready for her to win an Oscar in the comeback story doesn’t matter…while Oprah remains porn to me, ever since she was the only thing on TV one afternoon and I figured, I’ll give ‘er a go to this thing…..

TO SEE ALL THE PREVIEW CLIPS IF YOU CARE AND YOU DO CLICK HERE

TO SEE HER TITS IN THE CANYONS (GOOD TITS/WORST MOVIE EVER) CLICK HERE

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