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2013

22

Jul

Miley Cyrus Panty Flash of the Day

I like Miley Cyrus cuz she’s looks like a retard. You know an inbred idiot who would have no teeth if she didn’t have a cosmetic dentist and millions of dollars and a spoiled brat attitude…

I like that she’s got this hot little body that looks younger than it is, because Disney likes to protect their investment by keeping their puppets young and ready to monetize if needed, until they decide to dispose of them, by making them look crazy and replacing them with new puppets to brain wash the young.

While here is this ones showing off her country possum, ruining it with panties, but still worth looking at it trying to escape her panties, like it was about to be caught for a good backwoods dinner, even if I prefer her possum in gampies shed about to be taught some valuable lessons about being a country girl from the backwoods…you know and how to keep the blood line of the family still goin’

To See the Rest of the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Here’s a bonus twitter pussy grab…

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2013

22

Jul

Some Chick Named Sarah Lane Takes Big Titty Pics of the Day

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I do not know if this Sarah Lane is the same Sarah Lane that has a Wikipedia page….I just know this Sarah Lane has huge tits.

The Sarah Lane on Wikipedia was on G4TV when G4TV still existed…I didn’t bother looking her up to see if she had huge tits…but she does have a fan base of virgin loser nerds, who probably simulate weddings with her, and hold her on some pedestal she doesn’t deserve to be put on, but talks the talk that gets her there…you see cuz virgin losers like any girls who show any sign of interest in their nonsense obsessions….even fatties…

I don’t know what this shoot is for, but I do know it is done properly..next time more nipple.

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2013

22

Jul

Irina Shayk in her Bikini of the Day

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Why limit ourselves to one Irina Shayk is so good to look at…mail order bride / Russian Spy making a Soccer Star seem straight and good at recruiting no name bitches from other countries…and turning them into SI Model posts…I mean she’s so good I’d do posts on her all fucking day.

So here she is in a bikini, such a simple thing to pull off, I mean it probably took her all of 3 minutes to do, yet it’s up on some masterpiece level…that you’d think would take a lifetime to craft…but probably just happened in a lab during genetic research experiments back in the good old communist days….

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

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2013

22

Jul

Irina Shayk for GQ Russia of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a mail order bride who has been sold to the right john, or husband and in doing that has pretty much fucking made it…if you consider producing smut for GQ Russia, her mother country, actually making it, while making smut for webcam companies, or whatever it is the other mail order brides are making smut for, is any less important…

She’s hot, she’s amazing naked or half naked, I’m a fan and I like the fact that she’s been a beard to a gay dude all these years, a beard who would never leak his story, because they will ruin her and take away her low level modelling, something she fucking loves, because it means she doesn’t get fucked all that much…for fear of getting caught by the media…and an atrophy pussy is the best kind of pussy.

To See Irina Shayk in Miami Working Out CLICK HERE

To See Irina Shayk Amazing in a Bikini on the Beach…in an unrelated shoot CLICK HERE

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2013

22

Jul

Diver Almost Gets Eaten By a Whale of the Day

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The ocean is a pretty scary place.

It is where all the ancient aliens live…

It houses weird looking animals that we just accept as normal…

It is probably the least explored part of the earth because being that deep is not that feasible…

It is responsible for Bethany Hamilton, the one armed surfer, to have a successful career, because everyone loves one armed surfers overcoming all obstacles thanks to the power of jesus…

We pretend we know what is going on….without really knowing what is going on…cuz we are human and it is easier that way…keep telling ourselves we’re the highest of the species on this earth, until a diver almost gets eaten by a fucking whale…

Crazy video.

Posted in:Videos

2013

22

Jul

Katee Sackhoff in her Underwear for Twitter of the Day

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Katee Sackhoff was at Comicon, and for those of you who have never heard of Katee Sackhoff , like me, she’s from some bullshit nerd shit called Battlestar Galactica, something’ I’ve never seen, because I have sex with girls.

She’s also been in such hits as “Sexy Evil Genius”….”The Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia” and “Campus Killer”…We’re talking so low level, I am shocked her panty pics to twitter aren’t spread vagina pics with a neon sign she got custom made that read “look at me, I’m spreading my vagina, look at me, I was on TV, look at me….please someone…please…look at me”….

Especially now that she’s pushing 35…she’s gotta make moves quick cuz it’s almost over for her…but at least she’s on the right track. Getting into her underwear on the internet is step one to a life decision of whoring yourself out.

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2013

22

Jul

Christy Turlington’s Calvin Klein Underwear Campaign of the Day

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Christy Turlington is some 44 year old amazing model who still has it going on…who has been modeling for Calvin Klein since 1987…that’s 26 fucking years…and she’s still bringing it and that blows my fucking mind because historically, at least as far as I’m concerned, models who are 26, not who have been modeling for 26 years…are already too old, haggard, fat, falling apart at the seams, damaged from all the hard fucking their way to the top, coupled with cocaine and AIDS they got from the A-Listers they had inside them, thinking it was real love, before realizing A-Listers don’t give a fuck about anyone, not even amazing models, because there’s hundreds just as hot and just as willing without all the headaches that normals have to put up with for fear of dying alone…

Anyway, mind fuck or not, half naked Christy Turlington, despite being a married soccer mom in her 40s, blows my fucking mind, which is good enough for me…and it’s really all about me…isn’t it.

Posted in:Christy Turlington

2013

22

Jul

The Bitches of Comic Con of the Day

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The same gang of whores attended Comic Con, you know the place to seduce nerds into liking you, because nerds are a huge market, and will lead to more work for you…including Olivia Munn, who made a career targeting these people, and Adrienne Curry in COSPLAY, because she’s found it the only way to get followers…other people in attendance were the babes from various nerd shows, from Hunger Games to who the fuck cares, none of these girls look hot, or make me want to fuck, cuz historically, the hot as fuck girls aren’t running after the low hanging audience to stay relevant, cuz the hot as fuck girls are out there being hot as fuck…but since this is a website and since you’re a virgin loser…this is porn to you and it would be wrong for me to not bring it to you…

To See All the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Events

2013

22

Jul

Lady Gaga for V Magazine of the Day

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This Lady Gaga nude for V Magazine is the worst thing ever.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

22

Jul

Rihanna Has Short Shorts of the Day

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If I was a reclusive, socially awkward, hermit, virgin loser weirdo of a blogger, which I like to think I am. but I get bored and have to leave the house and interact with babes on the regular, because babes are fun to either have sex with, or try to have sex with, or even just look at their tits when they tell stupid stories.

Then I would think these Rihanna in short short, shorts that show her ass cheek, were shocking and amazing, like Rihanna was on her exhibitionist, I’m so rich, all I see is signs, bullshit…but the fact is that every single girl rocks these things…and every single time I see it…it blows my pervert mind…because I never knew a life like this existed and I never knew true love would be found in a piece of clothing…

Good times.

To see pics of her in a hot one-piece hipster outfit – CLICK HERE

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