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2024

01

May

Two Plungers One Girl Challenge Fails of the Day

Her name is Renae Erica and this is where you can probably find out more

I will say that the internet is a wild and amazing place. I can’t believe I missed out on all my degenerate ideas due to laziness, only to be surpassed in degeneracy by all the normies trying to make it in the world.

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2024

01

May

Pussy Wedgie Wednesday of the Day

I spent the afternoon looking at a vagina in one of those wrestling outfits….

It had a lot of personality….and I was hoping to make it my friend, but it was one of those snobby vaginas that thought I was a creep staring at it inappropriately.

The vagina had a point.

Then I realized it was pussy Wednesday and it all MADE sense….so here’s a tribute to that fat vagina I tried to befriend who snubbed me.

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2024

01

May

Em Rata May Have Just Took a Shit of the Day

Here’s some Em Rata being really modest and subtle in her whole self promotion that screams class, elegance, sophistication, intelligence, empowerment….

It’s not clickbait for bottom feeding low hanging fruit at all.

It’s feminism and etiquette…EMILY POST spushing traditional values….or some shit..

She looks good like this, so at least she’s found her place….we appreciate it.

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2024

01

May

Irina Shayk’s Topless and her Underwear is Pulled Down for Fashion of the Day

Can you believe that I slept on these Irina Shayk topless, in underwear, showing off half her ass crack like a fat fuck bending over to pick something up in public….

I can’t believe it because I have been an Irina Shayk endorser all these years, I thought she was the hottest Russia had to offer, the Nuclear Bomb of pussy, the species ending model experience….even when she got with that loser Brad Cooper I was sold.

I guess she’s been getting older, the face has been hitting the wall, the decline has happened and I’m over hear with planning my social media tour of Russian attractions…because where there’s one hot spy aged out, there are MANY MORE….

In the meantime, a tribute to Irina that was, with the Irina that is..

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2024

01

May

Dua Lipa’s Cherry on Top of the Day

I don’t get into religious wars, I don’t even care about politics, but I did destroy my site traffic and never recovered during COVID because I was an anti-vaxxer who believed in FREEDOM and obviously was right about it.

I ignore all the bullshit about this war and that war and this religion and that religion, they are trying to oppress and divide us man….

I don’t believe in any fucking war or killing of innocent people but I also don’t really like liberal weirdos who annoyingly protest shit for the sake of protesting shit while not protesting the shit that actually affects them….

So seeing Dua Lipa’s thong with a cherry on top, the kind of Sundae you’d want to burry your face in, even knowing that cherry’s been long gone, all rotten and dried out, not a drop of juice still in it….

So yeah, she’s apparently a Muslim and this kind of behavior would likely end in an honor killing in some households, instead she just keeps on cashing in as a heathen…I’ve known a few wild Muslim party girls who came here for college that took off the hijab for 4 years of booze, coke and cock….only to go back home and get back to the more traditional life…maybe Dua’s doing that, just very publicly…

Or maybe she’s not Muslim at all, but instead a Satanic creation from the Movie Industry that is here to ruin religion because they want to be your gods…

Heavy conversation for a thong with a cherry on top pic….HEAVY…

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2024

01

May

Sabrina Carpenter Seductive in Bed of the Day

Sabrina Carpenter is Taylor Swift’s opening act, so that probably means she went through a Taylor Swift initiation which may or may not have involved killing a goat and sucking the blood out of it. I don’t really understand how this Satanic witch craft thing works, but I figure if they all believe in it, or like to promote the dark forces it must be real!

She’s also some child star, created within the industry, maybe in the cloning labs under Disneyland, or maybe just abducted by her family and mind controlled…

I just don’t believe random people just happen to get famous, it’s too many factors involved, too much investment, too much liability and possible risk…it has to be calculated to win and the only want to guarantee it will work is if the talent you use is basically your slave.

She is posing in bed seductively, it’s kind of the way content is produced now, if you’re not simulating sex, or foreplay or trying to seduce people in your underwear, you don’t really matter.

It’s like the average dude, you and me, are the casting couch coaches they strip down for in seeking validation and work….

Nice to be included to the party…

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2024

01

May

Bella Hadid Titty Photoshoot of the Day

Bella Hadid hasn’t been as visible as most social media influencer models who gamed the system despite their unique face that I am sure was seen as ugly their entire life, before manipulating the world into thinking it is hot.

I thought she died of her Lyme Disease, but she instead detached from the bullshit model and celebrity scene she was a big part of and made a lot of money being a part of, and decided to focus on her love of horses and riding.

So she did what any trend setting / trend follower would do and jumped onto the first Rodeo rider she could fine and now she’s living that wholesome country life she probably always wanted because it is the life we all want, they just don’t want us to know we want it.

Instead of posting cheesy Stagecoach “look I like Cowboys” bullshit other try hards did this week, she has nothing to prove, her Rodeo man was likely busy cumming in her to make those babies and a trad wife out of her instead of dancing to Diplo’s country music set he only does for money because it went viral a few years ago and dude likes money.

She also posted some campaign for a perfume she launched, made from horse piss she harvests from her own barn….

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2024

01

May

Krysten Ritter’s Ice Cream Porn of the Day

Any old school pervert will know that if you’re looking for a good time on a hot summer day, head to the Ice Cream parlor and watch hot moms, fitness people having a cheat day and other random women simulating blowjobs on their ice cream cone, all licking and slurping up that sweet creamy cream, all sticky while it drips down their chin….

So seeing Granny Goth like Krysten Ritter, who has a very loyal fan base from a time before she was a Granny Goth, basically do some Gothic Vampire ice cream molestation in public, is probably a lot for them to handle…muff gut and all!

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2024

01

May

Amelia Hamlin is Model of the Year of the Day

Amelia Hamlin is Lisa Rinna’s hot rich kid daughter, who I guess went officially viral on social media for being a hot LA rich kid with a dream to get noticed and the support of her rich and connected parents to help make that happen.

Basically a Jenner Hadid situation, which is convenient because the family sold her off to Scott from the Kardashian family, who was apparently the brains of the whole marketing hustle they all executed, allowing her to really learn how to turn her rich kid status into something more….

Shockingly, despite her hot pics and slutty mom, she didn’t go down the OF road of selling nudes that her mother takes of her because it’s all just a fun silly rich person troll on how to get richer….through perversion and vanity….

She instead is winning Model of the Year awards from legit industry people, which could definitely be paid for bought and planned, or part of the global cabal’s vision for her, keeping their own at the top…but maybe it’s a legit thing…and that’s crazy.

Either way, it’s way more high profile than I’d expect of the rich kid babe who whored on social media..in this era of whoredom….when she’s been pretty much in-line with the whoredom content but like Rat Cow was able to spin it to mainstream success since her mom is a mainstream whore….

It’s all very weird, but tight dresses are hot…and it just goes to show you that if you whore a little, dreams can come true, like meaningless titles and trophies that validate you.

Tight dresses are hot though..

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2024

01

May

Rita Ora’s Titty Scratch of the Day

I like Rita Ora. She’s got great tits, even in her old age….not that these pics include her great tits, but they are there somewhere, unless she Angelina Jolie’d herself in her old age.

Rita Ora feels familiar, like fucking your high school girlfriend every year you go back home for Christmas.

She’s been a consistent figure in the pop culture scene for a very long fucking time. In the beginning, laughed at her shameless attempt to be a viral sensation after being forgotten by the record label that brought her over. Not because she wasn’t worthy, but because they had Rihanna and Rihanna was a jealous cunt about the new girl with great tits, since she had great tits….

Most people don’t know what she’s famous for, or that she even sings, they just think she’s a Phoebe Price type of celebrity, and that’s fine with me.

She doesn’t really change that narrative when she posts slutty selfies that at one time would NEVER be made public, girls would FEAR their panty pics got leaked for embarrassment, future opportunities, future husbands…PANTY PICS would have ruined everything and now PANTY PICS are everything….everyone’s posting their shit like we’re hiding in their closet watching them…amazing, but lazy voyeurism takes out the excitement of hiding in the closet watching them….hoping to not get caught…

The internet ruins everything, but at least it breeds whores. World class, top tier whores!

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