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2013

22

Jul

The Bitches of Comic Con of the Day

The same gang of whores attended Comic Con, you know the place to seduce nerds into liking you, because nerds are a huge market, and will lead to more work for you…including Olivia Munn, who made a career targeting these people, and Adrienne Curry in COSPLAY, because she’s found it the only way to get followers…other people in attendance were the babes from various nerd shows, from Hunger Games to who the fuck cares, none of these girls look hot, or make me want to fuck, cuz historically, the hot as fuck girls aren’t running after the low hanging audience to stay relevant, cuz the hot as fuck girls are out there being hot as fuck…but since this is a website and since you’re a virgin loser…this is porn to you and it would be wrong for me to not bring it to you…

To See All the Pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Events

2013

22

Jul

Lady Gaga for V Magazine of the Day

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This Lady Gaga nude for V Magazine is the worst thing ever.

Here’s the video…

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2013

22

Jul

Rihanna Has Short Shorts of the Day

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If I was a reclusive, socially awkward, hermit, virgin loser weirdo of a blogger, which I like to think I am. but I get bored and have to leave the house and interact with babes on the regular, because babes are fun to either have sex with, or try to have sex with, or even just look at their tits when they tell stupid stories.

Then I would think these Rihanna in short short, shorts that show her ass cheek, were shocking and amazing, like Rihanna was on her exhibitionist, I’m so rich, all I see is signs, bullshit…but the fact is that every single girl rocks these things…and every single time I see it…it blows my pervert mind…because I never knew a life like this existed and I never knew true love would be found in a piece of clothing…

Good times.

To see pics of her in a hot one-piece hipster outfit – CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

22

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I was on a plane flying home last night and got stuck sitting next to some older chick pushing 60, who brought her own weird blanket for the flight, and who was rubbing herself the entire fucking time, I’m talking straight up masturbating the entire flight, like some retard at the retard camp doing retard things, only with a little more cheesy smells radiating from her, and a lot more fun for me cuz the in-flight movie was shit and watching freaks masturbate, is the best kind of fun.

It’s one of those “God Giving You Masturbation Material” miracles..that happened yesterday morning when my friend SPEEDMONKEY found these bloody panties…

Here are some morning links…

Kourtney Kardashian Breast Feeding in a Bikini
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The Best Thing About the Royal Baby…is this Newscaster
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Some Heavy Set Big Titty Bitches
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Ice Ice Babies Sung By the Movies
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Bull Runner Crashes Through a Window
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New Hunger Games Photo Op at Comic-Con
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The Sexiest GIFS from Naya’s Complex Cover
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4 crazy Sunken Cities..
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Deaf Baby Hears for the First Time…Seriously. Dead.
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Some Babe Named Fernanda Marin in a Bikini…
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Nicole Trunfio Hot Tits in a Photoshoot…
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Some Hot as Fuck Webcam Webcamming….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

20

Jul

Rihanna in her Weird See Through Outfit of the Day

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Whatever Rihanna is wearing here…is amazing…I endorse all she does as she slowly falls into a whole level of crazy…because I know it is cumming and thanks to this outfit…so am I…

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

19

Jul

Nicki Minaj Twerking in the Pool of the Day

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Nicki Minaj may be a pile of shit clown the record labels recruited from some acting school to be the Gaga to the black public, even though her audience is probably 95 percent white, but she has taken her lack of identity, and weak personality too seriously, and she’s been trying to define herself as an artist, and as hip hop, and she’s doing it in thongs, and tweaking and I don’t complain, but if she goes too far, her handlers who own her, may end up killing her off…like they do with so many other “artists”…they use to fuck with us.

Here are some Pics…

Posted in:Nicki Minaj

2013

19

Jul

Some Sofia Vergara Bikini Pics of the Day

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I think this is the reason Sofia Vergera likes to put as much focus on her tits…you know because despite being in her 40s, she is still totally compelled to take pics and model in a bikini, even though she should be retiring and squeezing into the one piece only when necessary, like on Vacation…or at mommy swim class or some shit…you see cuz her ass, despite being totally worth a fuck, is too old for this shit…I guess she’s a late bloomer…or just milking her body like she always wanted to now that people care…either way, she’s in a bikini and that’s a win…even when it is a fail.

To see the rest of the pics FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Sofia Vergera

2013

19

Jul

Miley Cyrus Posing Like a Caged Animal of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posting in front of a fence while random people look on, is pretty representative of her life, you know the caged animal who can’t escape the prison her life has become, working for the illuminati to brain wash the masses, as we watch on like idiots, so they can take over the financial system, eventually imprisoning us more than they already have…

Which happens to be my new porn…I love a good sexy cry for help…all lean and tight bodied…knowing she’s a fucking spoiled brat. cuz caged women with tight little bodie who are puppets for Disney execs..and the devil…is erotic.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

19

Jul

Selena Gomez’s New Video of the Day

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Selena Gomez “leaked” her newest video…that I didn’t watch but suggest that if you do, you do it on mute, because lets face it, shitty mind numbing pop that they shove down our throat and drive subliminal messages into our heads, without us wanted them to, using these Disney starlets to get them while they are young, isn’t really anything I like to support, especially when it sounds like robot, over produced shit, that I know I will hear too much of…horrible…this is all that is wrong in the world….

Posted in:Selena Gomez

2013

19

Jul

Today in Dogs are Amazing Videos of the Day

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If you read the site than you know I love dogs…I try to raise money to help them…it’s my cause…so seeing this dog freak the fuck out when his owner comes back from a 6 month tour in the army…makes me pretty fucking happy…I mean this is more than just a “hey feed me buddy” situation, this is a real fucking connection that blows my mind…it’s way better than my weird neighbor who’s connection with her dog involves peanut butter…

And here’s another one…that’s a little creepier…because of the narrator…sounds like some kind of serious pervert…or child molester weirdo…making one of the weirdest videos ever….

Posted in:Videos