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2013

08

Jul

Courtney Stodden’s New Tits in a Mesh Dress is the Best of the Day

I know the next sex tape will be starring this twat…literally…making her the future or at least one to look out for seeing get fucked in the future.

It isn’t all that surprising, I mean she looks like a typical pornstar trash…if you were to draw a pornstar in your art class, this is exactly what she’d look like, shitty, massive, comical sized implants…fake hair and face and lips and tan…skinny but top heavy…showing up to events half naked, almost medicated, because it takes a certain level of broken to get to this level…

She’s haggard at her fake age of 18..she’s not hot….and is ridiculous looking…but with all that make-up and hustle on…it’s hard to not want to fuck her, just to see what happens…but since she’s an honorable, married woman, you’ve lost your chance, but that’s what the sex tape is for people, to get a taste of what you can’t have, but could of had, if you lived in her home town before she got scooped up and became a clown for the tabloids…a clown who’s tits I want to play with/cum on.

Posted in:Courtney Stodden

2013

08

Jul

Amii Grove Topless for Page 3 of the Day

Amii Grove is some Page 3 topless model for The Sun, because news without tits is not news worth knowing and as far as I am concerned that is the most valuable lesson we can learn from the UK…who despite popular belief are the reason we live here the way we live here. I know the thought of such pasty skinned, greasy hair, dainty fucks with bad teeth having any influence over the American dream is confusing, but remember that you won, but not fully, because let’s face it, we don’t have titties in our news papers…

Like all topless models, this Amii Grove is nothing special in terms of looks, although something special in how she spells her stripper name, that’s two I’s people, and she’s something special in terms of career choices, she worked hard to be the July 8th Page 3 tits, and if this is her low level dream coming true, we owe it to her to stare…

Posted in:Amii Grove|NSFW

2013

08

Jul

Justin Timberlake’s Explicit Music Video of the Day

In staying relevant, current, cutting edge, artistic, who fucking knows, Justin Timberlake’s gone the route of music videos everywhere, and used a nude model rolling around, and I’m into it, because it means naked is more accepted, and maybe I’ve got a chance exploiting naked bitches too, you know it’s been my life work and I’m ready for a private jet for it…

Too bad the song sucks.

Too bad this isn’t 1990, before the internet, when the only music video I could masturbate to was Madonna…and the first Britney video…

Posted in:Justin Timberlake

2013

08

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Here are three valuable lessons I learned this weekend:

1- Trying to carry a roofied girl out of a busy club while her friends are chasing after you screaming for help, will always look suspicious.

2- Offering to fuck a girl with a boyfriend with a strap-on, you know like you’re a couple lesbians just playing around, even if you promise to keep your pants on, will only work 5% of the time.

3- Telling a girl she is the only person in the room who got prettier when the lights in the club went on, while everyone else got sweaty and gross, will get you laid, especially if the girl you are telling that to is fucking ugly.

Here are some morning links…

OMG!!! Selena and Justin are Back Together According to Instagram
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The Shannon Twins and their Ghetto Booties are Turning into Video Vixen Thickness
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Big Fucking Titties – 63 Pictures of Em
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The GIF of Silva Throwing the Fight
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Dogs VS Wind
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Anna Beatriz Barros is Hotness
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Little Kid Chased by Chickens
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Jennifer Love Hewitt Quits Twitter Now That She Can Go Back to Eating Full time…
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Hot Chick with lathered Up Tits
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16 Year Old Has a Producer Credit on Jay-Z’s New Album…
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How to Kiss a Woman – By Captain Kirk
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Mini Pool Backflip Fail
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So Many Cam Girls for Free – So Little Time…
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Here’s a video with a little Monday Morning Inspiration that reminds us all to never give up…because like this dog, we’ll reach our ball no matter how hard that current is pushing us away!

Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

stepLINKS pics provided by my one true love stepGIRL through Marriage to me… DIMALAUREN

A few of my favorite things today…

1- Old ladies in see through shirts begging for change and missing teeth…

2- Teen girls who have hit puberty, but the guys who they hang with haven’t, making for all kinds of awkward as they hold hands.

3- Girls with cheap hair dye and giant rose tattoos across their chests…

4- All my internet girlfriends, from the webcam girls, to the aspiring models, to the regular girls who just like sending me hot nude pics to try to masturbate to…

5- America….I had to say that, the FBI are watching…and by America I Mean DSFCams….

A Few things I Don’t Like…

1- Cops Abusing their Authority

2- Bikini Season in New Mexico

3- Herpes Outbreaks on Hot Summer Days…Cuz when the sweat drips in, it burns….not that I know anything about that….

4- Condoms.

5- That Asshole Cop who killed the Rottweiller…in a Traumatic video earlier that week….but I am TAKING THE PLEDGE TO GET HIM FIRED FOR ANIMAL CRUELTY ….

Here are some stepLINKS..

Ashley Tisdale in a Bikini With Her Sluts
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Hot Girls in the Middle of Nowhere
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MS Voice is the Best Thing to Happen to Music and the Internet….
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James Gandolfini’s Will…
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Katie Price Big Titties Still Alive….
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Gymnast’s Acrobatic First Pitc is Kinda Hot
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Mother Too Sexy for a Waterpark
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I Know a Jenny P – And This Half Naked Chick Isn’t Her…
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I Want to Bang YULIA Terentieva
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Today in Idiots
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Here is a Modern Day Woman Looking for a Modern Day Man
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11 Pick-Up Lines to Use When It is Hot Out
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Claudia Romani is a Useless Cunt and Friend of the Site in a Bikini
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Mariah Carey on Fourth of July
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Jessica Lowndes Hot Legs…
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A Pile of Dirt Bikes…
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Best Maid of Honor Speech
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Melissa Debling is Topless at the Beach
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The Hottest Female Geniuses
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Katy Perry and John Mayer are Together in Love and they Match
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The 20 Hottest Pics of Katarina Van Derham
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Amanda Seyfried Hot for Lovelace
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25 MPH on the TREADMILL
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Hot Outdoor Strip
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Young And Inexperienced or Old and Trashy – Who’d You Rather?
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Some Chick Named Zahia Dehar Totally Naked Under Her Sheer Sprinkle COvered Dress
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Breaking Bad Spinoff in the Works
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Some Brazilian Babe Named Danielle Winits’ Amazing Down blouse from a movie…
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Funny Drunk Family I Assume is Lohan…
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Suzanne QUAST Bikini!
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Mouthy Bitch Taught a Lesson
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Some Pics of Girls Showing Off Their Hip Bones…Sexiest Use of the Hip Bone You’ll Ever See…
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When Police Brutality Backfires
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Video Game Movie Adaptions We Still Need..
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Horses Like You Smell Their Own Shit
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8 Bit Anchorman
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Paris Hilton in a Bikini for July 4th…all Red, White and Blue Waffle…
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Girls on Cam are the New Pornstar…but Less Broken, More Awesome, and Just Down to Entertain…for free…AWESOME…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Just Fist Your Ass
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LESBIANS
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DSFCam Girl Of the Day Does Some Masturbating
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Old Man Sucking Young Ass
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Bathtub Masturbator
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Fat Girl Orgy!
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Hot Teen Cam Girls On DSFCams!!! GET UP ON THIS!
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Romantic Girl Love
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Fat Fuck Fingers
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A Whole Lot of Disgusting Fucking Pictures
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HOT CAM GIRLS….WE LIKE CAM GIRLS>…
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I Use Sex Toys On Girls – Because I Can’t Make them Cum…But Like When They Do….
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STOP BALDING IN ITS TRACKS…
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Hottest Sex Tape Ever….
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The Best Place to Watch Sports…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Jul

Candice Swanpoel Erotic for Youtube of the Day

I don’t know what this is all about. but I approve…It’s a great way to closes out my week of blogging…you know getting me pumped for my weekend, because you know this is what my bedroom is going to look like, with more pee stains and obesity…and less sheets….

If that’s not good enough for you, here she is in a tight little mini skirt rocking’ her awesome booty….a skirt I’d like to climb up and die inside…or wash it with my mouth…with an extra long rinse cycle…just as soon as I’m done sniffing it and by done I mean…with orgasm…right?

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel

2013

05

Jul

Sharon Stone’s See Through Shirt of the Day


Sharon Stone may be old as fuck…her pussy flash may be 2 decades ago or more…a pussy flash we’ve all masturbated to…her face may look a century old…but the one thing you can’t take away from her is that them tits, have out lived Angelina Jolies…and more importantly, they’ve also out lived Sharon Stone’s sex appeal, yet for some reason, I’m still staring at them…because I’m down to fuck with anything…of any age…even if it is digesting…I blame alcoholism for that…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2013

05

Jul

Tennis Cameltoe of the Day

Female tennis is one of my favorite sports to watch, partially cuz it is a great sport that involves some exciting moments, but mainly cuz they are fit bitches, grunting like they are being fucked hard, while flashing their sweaty panty asses, often times with hard nipples. Not that that’s really a big deal, I have the ability to turn anything into a porno, even the most innocent of things, but female tennis, that shit makes it easy…here’s the proof…I am assuming this is from Wimbeldon, and pretty confident that wherever it is from, it is amazing…

Posted in:Sports

2013

05

Jul

Kendall Jenner in her American Flag Bikini of the Day



Just so you know, it isn’t perverted to post pics of a 17 year old girl with a long lean body, and a decent amount of athleticism, who aspires to be a bikini and lingerie model, who will get paid to be half naked, thanks to being from a household that learned the value of prostituting ones self if it is done properly…

Not only does Kendall want to be seen, that’s why she does this, she’s milking her youth and seducing…but she’s only 6 months away from being 18, and from my memories of being 18, that’s really no different than being 17.5, the fact that you can’t bang her, is a law that really doesn’t make sense, especially with the hormones in the foot and girls getting their periods at 7 years old now, kinda making 17 the new 25…

Not to mention, any girl you talk to will tell you that 17 is when their body was at its best, unless they were obese at 17 from eating their feelings cuz daddy touched them inappropriately, before turning to the sex trade in later years after developing a drug dependency, that made them shed the pounds…but we’re working off averages here and the average girl has a better body at 17 than now, it’s just a fact…deal with it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kendall Jenner

2013

05

Jul

Stealing 15 Cases of Beer Fail of the Day

This is pretty amazing…a couple of Ghetto bitches tried to steal 15 cases of beer from WalMart, probably a stunt they pulled before and got away with, probably for their tweaking in a bucket block party…and some hero employee from Walmart ran out to reclaim their merchandise in something getting paid 10 dollars an hour wouldn’t inspire me to do…because let’s face it, I’m not hero and if anything I’d be the one planning these booze stealing operation from the inside…I like it on the inside…oh yes…

Either way, these bitches got away with their crime and that’s more than we can say for the bikini weed smokers who got fingered by the cops yesterday…so good job on that.

Posted in:Videos