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2013

17

Jun

Eva Amurri’s in a Bikini for the Internet of the Day

EVA AMURRI ….is the married, weak chinned, daughter of Susan Sarandon, who has massive tits. she put out there in CALIFORNICATION: CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE or CLICK HERE

Because like all rich girls, she is damaged, filled with daddy issues, seeking male attention, and more importantly, feels the need to pave her own way, despite using her family connections, to get a gig in TV, that involves showing off her huge tits, like she’s not from a Hollywood family, but is instead some low level, small down, recent to LA waitress trying to make it…in what makes little to no sense to me….until remembering that all girls like their tits being celebrated…cuz you know her mom could get her any movie or TV role she wanted…but instead she went for the tits…making her a modern day rich kid hero….

And here are those Tits she’s got in a bikini….all married and not as exciting as when they are in TV shows…helping establishing herself as a serious artist and not just her mother’s daughter…in roles normally reserved for strippers.

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2013

17

Jun

Rita Ora’s Big Titties in Gym Clothes

Here’s a little Rita Ora squeezing out of her gym clothes like an overstuffed sausage, because they are tight, and she isn’t.

For those of you who have no idea who Rita Ora is, for good reason, she’s some UK based busty Rihanna impersonator who I guess was found on Youtube and given a record deal with Jay Z, to build up as an insurance policy in the even the actual Rihanna dies of a drug overdose or abusive boyfriend beating the fuck out of her with his gun handle…because as far as Rihanna is concerned, that’s what true love is…passion…

She’s dating hipster DJ turned popstar Calvin Harris, she’s got big tits and a bit of a body, and she’s walking around LA like this, making her one to look out for…or at least one to look at. Because I like big titties…even when they come with sloppy everything else…just not as much as when they are on a tight fit body….because titties are fun in all shapes and sizes..

I just can’t figure out why she’s in workout gear, kinda like the chick I was walking behind last night, with the fattest ass and a grocery bag filled with cheetos, in workout gear, I mean clearly, fitness isn’t her thing, and wearing the clothes doesn’t mean living the life….but unlike the girl last night…this Rita Bitch has some sex appeal…


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Posted in:Rita Ora

2013

17

Jun

Georgia May Jagger in a Bikini for MUSE of the Day

I have been loving Georgia May Jagger for as long as she’s been modelling, and not because she makes any thought of Mick Jagger’s lips being dick sucking lips, less gay, cuz she’s rocking a pair….but because she’s hot, and she’s rich and she probably has a lot of fun.

You see unlike rich kids from Finance people, or entrepreneurs who built their empires from the ground up, or old money family business tycoons. she’s rich from rock and roll, and good rock and roll.

You know her dad was a middle class dude into black music from Chicago and the American south, who has become a billionaire with his music and had a wild fucking life on the way up, getting a few models, like Georgia May’s mom knocked up along the way, the kind of parent who leads his daughters by example, to get high, have fun, and bang out, cuz there is enough to go around, so keeping busy with this model shit, is just like a pat on the back, celebrating her hotness, that feeds her ego…it’s not for the money…and that in itself is pretty fucking hot….the bikini and pics of her on all fours is just secondary.

Posted in:Georgia May Jagger

2013

17

Jun

Miss USA Erin Brady in Her Bikini of the Day

Miss Connecticut won Miss USA Pageant last night, her name is Erin Brady, and apparently the musical guests, the Jonas Brothers, fucked their purity rings while “accidentally” walking in on her changing into her bikini…

I am sure she looks forward to a long career of sex tapes, nude shoots, and feature dancing at strip clubs across America, you know doing anything she can for attention, like so many MISS USA’s before her…probably, if she’s lucky getting her own reality show no one cares about, or even being the hot bitch in Dancing with the Stars…

You see, because Pageants are fucking ridiculous…almost embarrassing, hearing these girls talk out of their asses about basic high school level issues, and sounding like retards while doing it, not to mention being presented as a scale down human, like “Erin is passionate about tropical fish, she has 5 in a 5 gallon aquarium”…are you fucking kidding me…she’s on TV and this is what is being said of her…

The good news is they blind all that noise with the Bikini portion of the contest…that’s really what matters…

Here’s the recap video…if you’re patriotic and support America.

Posted in:Erin Brady|Miss USA

2013

17

Jun

Camila Morais in Some Lingerie and Bathing Suits of the Day

Camila Morais is some Brazilian model and here she is in Catalog pics wearing some bikinis and lingerie….and if you’re like me…you fucking hate catalog shoots and can’t figure out why the fuck I am posting this garbage….then you realize…it’s cuz of the bikini model from Brazil named Camila Morais in the pictures…that bitch could make me do anything I hate…even let her fist me if she approached it from the right angle…while wearing a bikini…she’s just that much better than what I am used to fucking, that I am easily manipulated by her.

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2013

17

Jun

Cameron Diaz is Insecure Next to Kate Upton of the Day

When you are old and tired and your body has seen better days, even if you’re still ripped, and you still get complimented on it all the fucking time, you generally don’t go parade yourself half naked next to a young bitch, especially if you’re an insecure acting twat who is trying to deny being old as fuck.

It’s just natural, to put on that shirt like the fat pasty chick at the watermark, to not put yourself in a position to be seriously compared, analyzed and dissected, even if you have eyes and see just how dumpy as fuck Kate Upton is…

You know every night before bed, as Cameron Diaz has an enema, does squats, and sit ups, knowing she’ll be shooting another beach scene, she tells herself “why is that young busty pig getting so much attention, she’s disgusting up close, I’m way hotter, healthier and what a body should look like”…but she doesn’t believe it…cuz she’s old as fuck and that makes her feel inadequate…and sure those inadequacies mean we don’t get to see her in a bikini, but they probably mean you could have sex with her if you gave her a little attention at the hotel bar she’s drinking her sorrows at, because that’s how old as fuck women operate, and I kinda love them for that…and the menopause!! No babies!

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Posted in:Cameron Diaz|Kate Upton

2013

17

Jun

Serena Williams Scary Bikini Pic of the Day

Serena Williams has some pretty big tits in her bikini top. I would expected her to have pecs.

You see cuz I am convinced that in a few years, some DNA testing will take place, and we will find out that the Williams sisters were in fact just like Amanda Bynes in “She’s the Man”….only the opposite.

I’m talking scandal about whether they are actually women, or just some hormonally altered hybrid gender that is trained to kill at least on the tennis courts.

I don’t find these girls attractive, probably because I am not a homosexual closeted, who needs tits on my trannies as a gateway to gay sex….

They’re big, they’re intimidating, they are champion, and one of them is in a bikini.

I can’t figure out if that’s a good thing or not, but I’m posting it anyway.

Posted in:Serena Williams

2013

17

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with Father’s Day when you’re a stepfather is that no one gives a fuck about giving you bottles of booze as gifts because you’re the asshole mooching off their mother who always got caught jerking off to their friends, who never contributed and who is hated.

The good thing with Father’s Day when you’re a stepfather is all the girls with daddy issues, willing to show you their tits just because I wrote them text messages that read “If you were my father, I would suck your dick”….something they all loved cuz I guess it hit close to home.

I am hungover, but I’m here and so are some morning stepLINKS!

Awkward Pornstar Interview of the Day
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80 Pics of Random Chicks With Big Tits
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Nipples in a Dress
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Baby Alligator Loves Head Scratches-
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Drew Barrymore in Some Photoshoot
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Dog Gives High Fives for Chicken
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The Kim Kardashian Baby Looks like Kim Apparently….
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Emma Watson is Producing a New Movie with the Harry Potter People.
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Clever Bear
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Slow Motion Bikini Posing
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Hot Naked Bitch Unfortunately Named URINE-A
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The Funniest Memes of 2013
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I love bush, seriously, and not jus because I want to be different, but because we are supposed to have pubic hair, it is natural, and normal and hides herpes scabs.

I have decided since people are trying to put an end to bush, that I am going to protest outside the head quarters of the enemy. I’m talking laser hair removal places, tanning salons, wherever.

I must bring the bush back….it’s time…

I’m glad I’ve found a fight I am willing to fight….

Here are some step links to get you through the sad sad weekend…..

Burn Your Bra and Show Us Your Bra-Less Tits
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Amanda Bynes is Faking the Crazy for Fame – Obviously
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Man of Steel Review
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Miley Cyrus Toned Stomach
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We Like Charm’s Full, Half Naked Figure
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Alicia Keys is Not Hot
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Good Guy of the Day…..
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Eddie Murphy’s Daughter Shows Some Areola
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Irina Shayk Vs Candice Swanepoel
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Today’s Import Model Gallery.
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Some Chick Named Brooke Vincent in a Bikini
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Motorcycle Stunt Rider Hits a Cop – Funny Ensues…
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Justene Jaro Sexy in Leather.
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Lucky Sky Diver
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Rosie Hungtington Whitely’s Bikini
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The Best Collection of PGA WAGS
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Elton John Biopic is Going to Happen
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Gael Monfils Tennis Trickshot Supercut
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Star Wars Elevator Prank
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This Stripping Chick Has Great Tits
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50 Pics to Get You Through the Weekend
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Behati Prinsloo in Lingerie for Victoria’s Secret
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I Want to Fuck Schwarzenegger’s GF
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Taxi Driver Never Knew What Hit Him…Seriously Bad Luck. Hoorible…
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Paige Butcher is Ripped in her Bikini
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Naked Cheerleading PRactice
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Mary Kate and Ashley are Now Cougars
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Lucy Pinder Topless Mega Post
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Her Name is Sallie Axl and She’s Got Hilarious Tits
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Taylor Swift Looks like a Sex Doll Because She is One
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Maria Fowler in a Bikini with Huge Tits
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Charlie Sheen Hates Farrah Abraham
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Miranda Kerr a the Airport
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Hey Miss Puffy Nipple
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GoPro POV Crane Climber…
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Hope Solo Naked in ESPN Magazine
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Gymnast Faceplants into Mirror
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20 Hot Pics of Some Bitch Named LAna Tailor
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Survey Says Your Coworkers are Fucking!!!
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Amazing Naked Chick With Amazing Tits
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Reporters VS Animals
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Erin Heatherton Naked in Numero in 2009
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Hot Girls in Front of the Mirror
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Joanna Krupa had a 1 Million Dollar Pre-Divorce Ceremony
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Latina Bangs the Juices Out of Her
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Amateur Asian VS COCK
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WTF Jerking Technique
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Slut in the Park
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This Video is Called Big Vulva
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Cam Girl Reaches Orgasm
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Hot Ass Play!
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Vagina VS Big Dildo
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

14

Jun

Charlie Sheen Doesn’t Like Farrah Abraham as Much as Me of the day

Being the >Teen Mom Farrah Abraham hub of the internet, you know the unofficial fan club that I am president of, I feel obligated to post this Charlie Sheen letter to her, that I can assume was designed by both their PR teams, to generate some buzz for both of them…and I am OK with that, because I love the bottom feeding cries for attention, especially cuz it comes with amazing porn….that isn’t that great…but great to me…from the way she fucks and squirt and takes it up the ass cuz she’s learned her lesson getting pregnant the first time, even though it made her famous, to the fact that it shows us just what fame does to a slut…

I’m a fan…

“hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua; I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn. your daughter must be so proud. please send my number to middle earth and if allowed, eagerly follow it into said abyss and slam the door behind you. the world will collectively sigh as the pungent memory of you vanishes into the pedestrian troposphere of lame-suck and zero-life. oh and I’m sure they’ll wave the cover charge when they see your tranny-boobs and five o’clock shadow. bye! cs.

I think he coulda done better….

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Posted in:Farrah Abraham