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2013

07

Jun

Michella Cruz is Fit for Blue Beach Sports of the Day


Here’s some fitness inspiration for you fat fucks who don’t believe in the benefits of fitness, when fitness, theoretically involves girls who look like this, but for some reason never does, at least not when I used to creep on gyms to try to get in the locker room, because apparently, gyms are where fat girls go with some fantasy of looking like this one day, and not where girls who look like this go.

Her name is Michella Cruz, I have no idea who she is, what she does, where she’s from, or why she’s modelling, but I do know she’s got a banging’ body, that I wouldn’t mind working up a sweat lickin her clean after a good sweat, like an after gym shower, but with my mouth, not that me working up a good sweat is anything remarkable, I’m sweating right now, just sitting. We call this workout “near death”….

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2013

07

Jun

Sophie Simmons Side Tit in the Hot Tub of the Day


Sophie Simmons is Gene Simmons’ fat daughter, who I guess is less fat, at least based on her back, because why the fuck wouldn’t she be fit, she’s got access to all the money in the world and all it takes is hiring a fucking trainer to whip her into shape on her schedule in her home gym.

I don’t think back’s are all that hot, but in Sophie Simmons case, it’s better to stare at her back, you know, like one of those busted girls you bring home when drunk, if you ever bring girls home when drunk, who you just want to bang out and not have to face, so you just slam her from behind….

You know, who will come up to you a few months later, and you have no idea who the gremlin talking to you is, until she turns around, and shows you the back of her head, making her all of a sudden substantially hotter…

I call those “worth a fuck from behind” girls…and Sophie Simmons happens to be one of them, and knows it, and that’s why she’s posting it to the internet….

Unless you’re a KISS fan and only in it for Gene Simmons merch, in which case, you’ll take all of her from every angle.

Here’s the pic.

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2013

07

Jun

Kate Upton Spilling Out of her Shirt cuz She’s Sloppy of the Day

Kate Upton is overrated because of these tits, tits that look pretty sloppy, and that they should belong on a fat girl, which is convenient, because Kate Upton will be a fat girl soon, it’s just a matter of time, and the hormones in her food haven’t fully fucked her up yet, she’s riding the benefit them, as dudes everywhere celebrate her grocery bag filled with jello tits.

I prefer my tits, at least the ones I pay girls to let me touch, to have a little more perkiness to them, but I get what Judd Apatow is doing here, she’s hyped, she’s loved, this is her first movie role, and acting is a joke that requires no talent, so why not take advantage, before she’s Eating Gilbert Grape, if you know what I mean.

I like how Leslie Mann looks on with excitement, like having sloppy daggers like this is an accomplishment, or a good thing, because small breasted women, like dudes with infant sized penis, envy what they don’t have, even when what they don’t have, is freakish….like Kate Upton.

I’m not a fan, but the pics are pretty funny….I mean she’s in a push-up bra and her tits look like my grannies…while she’s only 19…it’s crazy, just crazy.


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Posted in:Kate Upton

2013

07

Jun

Some Power Rangers in Bikinis of the Day

I can only assume that you used to masturbate to the Power Rangers, hoping they were girls under the costume and not asian dudes who knew how to karate.

Because you are a fucking pervert and kids shows are your porn.

So you’ll probably have no interest in seeing some of the stars from the Power Rangers, Cristina Masterson the Pink Power Ranger and Ciara Hanna The Yellow Power Ranger in bikinis for social media, because you prefer them in costume…with helmet and all…it is all part of your weirdness.

Posted in:Power Rangers

2013

07

Jun

Kimberly Garner’s Hot Photoshoot in the Park of the Day

I still don’t care who Kimberly Garner is…and I probably never will. But I don’t mind looking at pictures of her posing in the park in what looks like a one piece bathing suit because she’s the only girl in the UK who is not insulin resistant and who doesn’t gain wait from a diet of potatoes and bread. You know so she didn’t grow into a dumpy pile of shit of a woman, at least not in looks, and more importantly, she’s one of the chosen few who still has her teeth, probably from fucking the one dentist in town to help her make it to this level of stardom…

If you don’t know who Kimberly Garner is, she’s on some UK reality TV shit, if you don’t care who Kimberly Garner is but like all skinny girls in revealing clothes…like me watching the 6 foot tall 100 pound goddess awkwardly dance in a low cut shirt all night…follow the link.


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2013

07

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Just when you thought your life was pure shit, just be happy you’re not this guy…

or this guy….

or these girls…

Here are some morning links…

Kate Uptons Fat Breasts in Motion
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Avril Lavigne in a Dress…
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This is the best place to fall in love…Every Night
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Hot Girls Working Out and Straight Flexing
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The WAGS of the NBA Finals
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Squishy Hand Bras!
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Taiwan Backflip Fail
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Saudi Guy Texing on the Hood of a moving car…
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Olivia Munn Does Esquire
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Cop Saves the Day….for Ducks….Good thing there aren’t rapists and drug dealers molesting children out there.
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

The problem with waking up with a cold is the AIDS

Here are some stepLINKS….

Farrah Abraham in Her Bikini With Cameltoe
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Some Tranny Hooker Had a Threesome With Some Real Housewife
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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Cameron Diaz’s Old Lady Neck and Hot Legs….
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The Ashlie Girl is in the SMALLEST bikini
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Game of Thrones – The Red Wedding Crashers – Remix
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Here’s a Little Wrong Place/Wrong Time
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Christy Turlington is Hot for Harper’s Bazaar
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Rita Ora’s Hard Nipples With Her Boyfriend Calvin Harris
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Candice Swanepoel on the Street
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This Small Tit Babe Spread Asshole on a Rock is Legendary
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Lana Tailor
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Kate Upton in a Leather Skirt – Fat
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Sam Jackson Does Breaking Bad
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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102 YEAR OLD BASE Jumper
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Jason Johnston Is A Fucking Asshole. Here’s Why…
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Trampoline Trick SHot
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The Weirdest Boob Video You’ll Ever See
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Some Greek Celebrity in her Bikini
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Taylor Swift Probably Does Anal….and Here she is a Hot Outfit…
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Lookin Good Sweetheart!
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Irina Shayk Hot Photoshoot!
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Pippa Middleton – Vanity Fair
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The Government Admit that UFOs exist!
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Who’d You Rather Bang?
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I Approve of Jessica Hart’s Pokies
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Some Busty Girl Oiling Her Tits
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Some Freak Cheating on his Wife with a Horse – THis is Amazing….
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Cary Mulligan is Playing Hilary Clinton
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Dog Shows Off His Acting Skills
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Asian Lady Gets a Beat Down
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Florida Lightning Storm – a Preview to the Hurricane
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Her Name is Mona Lee – She Has Great Boobs
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The Worst Driver in Russia
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Ann Angel is Wet!! And Naked!
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Funniest Gym Pictures Ever!
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Brian Williams Edited to Gangster Rap is Solid
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The Best Bubble Butt Videos on Youtube
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The 50 Greatest Viral Yearbook Photos In Internet History
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The Girls of Exxxotica
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Melissa Riso in her Bikini
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Today in Golf Ball Juggling.
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Bieber is Going to Space – LEt’s Hope It Ends in a Fiery Mess
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Canada Minister Defense Admits Aliens Exist
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Here’s a Whole Lot of Underboob
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This is the best place to fall in love…
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From stepSMUT!! NSFW!
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Accidental Anal – Always Makes Me Laugh
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Help Me Find This Cam Girl – I am In Love
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Fun Video of a Girl Getting a DIck Smeared on her Hot Face
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Some Amateur Chick Rubbing Lotion on her Tits
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Some Girl Masturbating with a Hair Brush Like Sex Toys Aren’t Available at Every Sex Shop
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Some Chick VS a Banana….and a Cob of Corn..Wow…
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Awesome Webcam Tits
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Girl Only Cums WIth Ass Play
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Nerdy Girl Gets Cream pied
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The Net Flix of Porn
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Cam Girls Are the Future…
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The Best Big Boy Toys Your Woman Will Love in the Game
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My New favorite Thing Before Bed -> PHONE SEX!
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Hey Bald Motherfucker – Sort it Out
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I love Teen Mom Farrah…..
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Watch Live Sports!!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

06

Jun

Miley Cyrus Just Owned Twitter of the Day

Miley Cyrus posted this picture on twitter 21 hours ago.

I have been staring at this picture for 21 hours.

It is amazing….

I like this reinvented Miley, it works for me, all sexed up in a sexed up society, like a little Rihanna who doesn’t need to be on all fours because Disney has made her enough money to retire on, but who chooses to be like this, because all girls are sluts and like being jerked off to…thank god for that.

I mean seriously, this bitch could move to the farm and live the good life with horses, but instead she wants to make rap music, fuck d-boys and rappers, and tweak.

I like where pop culture is going.

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2013

06

Jun

Marloes Horst is Amazing for Harpers Bazaar July of the Day

Marloes Horst is a dutch model, who I have seen topless HERE and HERE …but unfortunately not in person, partially because I don’t leave my house, but also because girls, especially models find me a creep they want nothing to do with because all I do is talk about ejaculating in them.

She’s not a huge model, she’s just getting started, but has been getting work, like this Harpers Bazaar Shit, that I wouldn’t mind having sex with, except for all the paper cuts, but for Marloes, I am willing to feel pain…but I’d prefer to take her to dinner and a movie, or what I like to call the gateway date to anal…if you roofies the popcorn.

Posted in:Marloes Horst

2013

06

Jun

Ashley Smith’s Awesome Tits for River Island of the Day



Ashely Smith is some busty model, with serious fucking tits, and also has a a gap tooth, that compliments her real serious fucking tits, a gap that I find sexy, but I’m not going to lie, I kinda wish my dick was her retainer, in some modern dental technology that has nothing to do with fixing imperfect teeth, that as far as I’m concerned are perfect, but that has everything to do with giving girls cold sores.

I’m a fan…and you will be too…if you want to see her awesome tits…you can click on the links below…because like all amazing busty models, those tits have been unleashed to get her to this level of about to breakout famous….


See Her Tits 1- Here , 2- Here , 3- Here

Posted in:Ashley Smith