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2013

05

Jun

Amanda Seyfried’s Ass Shot of the Day

Consistently boring, Amanda Seyfried, wore leggings to remind us that she exists, after locking herself up dealing with the industry saying she is not as good of an actress as Anne Hathaway, who managed to land an Oscar for being in a movie for less time than Amanda Seyfried, with less lines than Amanda Seyfried, only to outshine Amanda Seyfried, something I am sure depresses her, but probably happens all the time, because every picture I see of her, she lacks serious personality, and in these pics, ass.

Not that her lack of an ass is a real deal breaker when it comes to staring at pics of her, cuz she’s got tits to compensate, and a willingness to show them off in movies, making her win my meaningless award that she can come pick up next time she’s in Canada….but the skill testing question to claim her prize involves sitting on my face.

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2013

05

Jun

Taylor Swift’s Long Legs with Mick Jagger of the Day

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I don’t know what is going on here, not that Taylor Swift is doing a duet with the Rolling Stone, but that Taylor Swift is turning me on. Maybe it is Mick Jagger’s flamboyancy, or maybe his hard wrinkled face just reminds me of a pussy eager to get fucked…or maybe, just maybe, Taylor Swift’s well traveled twat is well traveled for good reason…and that reason isn’t her money, or her silly tween anthems, but her legs….for days.

Here’s the video…The Rolling Stones are good…even with Taylor Swift in a tight outfit sabotaging their classic songs…who while in a tight outfit is allowed to sabotage whatever she likes, unfortunately, not sabotaging my penis.

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2013

05

Jun

Shay Mitchell in Elle Canada of the Day

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Shay Mitchell is some twat on some TV show that I’ve never seen called Pretty Little Liars, that I am sure fucking sucks, but since it is on TV, has a huge fan base of idiots, or tweens who just like what is fed to them, even though it actually sucks.

She’s Canadian / Filipino, but unlike most Canadian/ Filipino’s I know, she don’t clean the house for 300 dollars a week for rich people. She doesn’t have kids boss her around and call her a bitch and say things like “You’re not my mother, you work for me, now clean this mess up, bitch”…because this Shay Mitchell is the brat in the situation, thanks to landing TV stardom….

All this to say, I’d do her.

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2013

05

Jun

Woman “Assaults” ABC6 Crew of the Day

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I don’t think this is a real “Assault” video, but it is pretty funny. The story is that a girl got shot in the back, the news reporters go interview the mother, the mother loses her shit, starts throwing rocks, and unleashes her dogs on the reporter…..

Now you may be wondering why I am posting this video, watch the reporter being chased by dogs. It’s classic. The new Gangnam Style.

Posted in:Videos

2013

05

Jun

Fishing Video of the Day

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Here’s a crazy video of a man doing a little deep sea fishing, reeling in his catch, only for two asshole sharks to rip it apart, making for a pretty crazy video, but a pretty shitty dinner when you come home empty handed. I guess this is what dude deserves for fucking with nature.

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2013

05

Jun

Lucy Mecklenburgh See Thru on the Beach of the Day

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Lucy Mecklenburgh is some UK chick on some show that gets a lot of attention called The Only Way is Essex, which seems to be about a gang of trashy sluts who want to be Glamour Models, but I could be wrong, because let’s face it, I don’t care enough to find out, what I do care enough about is to stare at her tight body on the beach in a mesh top showing nipples, because let’s face it, I wasn’t breast fed as a child and love all tits, even if they are from the UK, the land of fat, grey skinned girls who make these average looking pussies famous for being hot, even when not hot. Like fucking the least fat girl out of a group of fat girls…if you know what I mean.

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2013

05

Jun

Miley Cyrus in Tight White Pants of the Day

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Here are some pics of Miley in some tight white pants, looking amazing, probably because she’s showing her fit little body, while hiding her hick inbred face, and as you probably know I am a fan of her work, even though she’s Miley Cyrus.

I like to think of myself the way the hip hop acts working with her think of her, and that’s as a bag of money that could buy them expensive things, cuz she doesn’t know better and they can unload all their unwanted garbage beats on her, get mainstream press as she reinvents herself.

Only unlike those hip hop acts, I’m only into unloading my seed in her, but unfortunately, I don’t have her groupie-ing up on me like she is with their black cocks, making the whole K-Fed-Ing very difficult….especially when she’s in not-so-period-friendly pants…

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2013

05

Jun

Candice Swanepoel and Behati Prinsloo Victoria’s Secret Swim of the Day

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Victoria’s Secret blow my mind. I mean the level of creativity and inspiration that goes into their shoot just keeps pushing the fucking boundaries. It’s like every month the catalog drops and ask myself “HOW WILL THEY OUTDO THEMSELVES THIS TIME ….and some how they always do…but producing the exact same picture, pose and format, for decades, making amazing girls like Candice Swanepoel and Behati boring as fuck.

Posted in:Behati Prinsloo|Candice Swanepoel

2013

05

Jun

McKayla Maroney Flashes her Nipple on Keek of the DAy

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McKayla Maroney is a kid, at least she behaves like one, but she won the Gold for the USA, which makes her fair game I guess….even if I find nothing appealing about her, perverts everywhere do, and maybe that’s cuz she plays the little kid angle, while knowing she’s intentionally flashing her tit on social media after a shower….not that she’s actually flashing tit, but her fan who emailed this in sure things she is…

People always like to think the young girls are innocent, and the evil man is the seducer, but most of the time, they know exactly what they are doing, and love the attention…

That said, I don’t think you should fall into their evil young seductress act, but I am posting it anyway, because I got nothing else going on.

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2013

05

Jun

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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The highlight of leaving the house and going out to dinner is trying to recruit the waitresses to star in my next porn, not that I have produced porn, but feel like I could, if the waitresses went along with it. The reason I target them, is because they have to serve me, you know cuz they are working for the tip.

Here are some morning links….

Jennifer Love Hewitt is Engaged Now – Cuz that’s What Happens When You Get Pregnant
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So Miguel Gave a Girl Brain Damage
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A whole lot of tan lines….
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Saudi Man Texting on the Hood of a Moving Car
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The First X-Rated App for Google Glass – Removed Hours After Release – Bummer
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You’re So Emo
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Matt Damon’s 20 Million Dollar Miami Mansion…
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Singing Cockatiel – Hilarious.
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Brazil Bikini Girls Get a Butt Workout
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These girls are my favorite, they represent all that is good in the world.
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