Bar Refaeli has falling off. Here she is celebrating her birthday for social media looking like she’s another year older, because not all girls are made equally and that applies to models to.

You see, there are some, like Cindy Crawford and Helena Christensen who just rock through their 50s, and still have that look that can stop a motherfucker in their tracks, thinking to themselves, what the fuck, they really make women like this, I thought it was a lie…

While there are others, like Bar Refaeli, who had a good run, made good money, but it’s time to quit the gym, take on the hard drinking, eating and cocaine, because in Israel, she’ll always been Bar Refaeli, even when she turns into an old, fat Jewish Bubby.

The good news, if you care about Bar Refaeli and her A-List hooking, is that despite looking a little soft in the mid-line, she’s still Bar Refaeli, and has always been overhyped and a little oversized, so these bikini pics, probably won’t offend you as much as they offend me.

I guess I have high expectations for Bikini models I don’t pay to model bikinis, but sit on the side lines and judge in their bikinis, cuz being on the beach all day yesterday, I realize, there’s girls who aren’t models, with better bodies than the models you all lust after. Explain that.

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