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2013

07

May

Some Olivia Culpo Nipples at the Great Gatsby Premiere of the Day

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When you are a pageant girl from 2 years ago like Olivia Culpo , who I am sure very few people have ever heard of, and you finally get invited to a big red carpet event….you make it fucking matter….in a sheer dress with no bra…and if anyone asks, you just blame it on the camera flashes, when you know, that’s exactly why you wore that dress…Nipples up in here, nipples everywhere….and now we all know who Olivia Culpo is.

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2013

07

May

Miranda Kerr Naked and Beached for Vogue of the Day

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When it comes to looking at nude pics of Miranda Kerr, I don’t feel like her OB/GYN, which is how I feel when most moms get naked in front of me, or in pictures I am trying to masturbate to, because I look at their gaping vaginas thank to child birth, and broken down, stretched out stomachs, and feel like I need to latex glove the shit and dig in watch deep to really feel around to see if anything was left behind. You know, cuz most of the time moms are disgusting…but this Miranda Kerr naked is like watching an 18 year old virgin skinny dipping, all innocent and untouched, even if I know she’s not…she’s just that lovely…even more so now that she’s quit the whole Victoria’s Secret shit, for what I am going to assume is a movie career, or something bigger scale than just being a shitty catalog model, and the good news is that it starts with some tits….and here they are for Vogue Italy….all wet and lovely..

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2013

07

May

Teen Mom Farrah Abraham Working the Pole of the Day

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The thing I like about this pic of Farrah Abraham working the pole like a stripper, a fit little stripper with shitty fake tits I want to pay 10 dollars a song to touch, is that I’ll take any excuse to push her SQUIRT AND ANAL SEX TAPE that I haven’t been able to stop watching on repeat…..

She’s a star, we’ve found her talent, and I predict she will take over the porn game if she hasn’t already…

She squirts, she does anal, she’s tight bodied, and she fucks porn dudes. She’s cock hungry, a sex addict, and works the camera proper…

She’s been waiting for this moment all her life…and I am glad to have been able to masturbate to it…..

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She’s Training for her future career….For some of us, it’s like watching your kid in med school…..big dreams baby…

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I just can’t get enough of this girl….I know all you haters will hate, call her too skinny, tease her bad implants, say she’s got a bad face, but come on, she’s doing fucking porn, if you ever see some of those porn chicks, you’ll know, this one here is fucking golden….and if you don’t believe me, just watch the video….

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2013

07

May

Katy Perry in Vintage Underwear for MAX of the Day

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Katy Perry is a cankle of a woman, not just because she has cankles, but because her cankles embody her, and have turned her into a pile of unwanted fat in the grand scheme of society, that everyone encourages and compliments, despite it being a giant cankle on the entertainment industry, because it’s the anti-bullying era, and she makes people money.

So seeing her pose in some vintage underwear or bathing suits, is as hot as seeing a cankle, but the good news is with every fat ankle, comes a set of fat tits, to distract from her bad genes, talentless life, and scam of a career that she’s somehow masterminded, because fat tits are a powerful thing….

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2013

07

May

Nina Agdal Modeling Bikinis of the Day

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Here is Nina modeling bikinis with Janini Milet…she doesn’t look as retarded as she normally does…you know with those wide eyes and big forehead, because she’s in a bikini and with a body like she’s got, she might as well not even have a head, it’s just in the way of a real deal throat fuck, if you know what I mean…..

All the press she’s getting is making her grow on me….I originally thought she was overrated, but now, I get it and most importantly am just happy it isn’t Kate Upton…

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2013

07

May

Bar Paly is Hot as Fuck of the Day

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Bar Paly is my kind of Bar, I mean other than the fact that she doesn’t serve alcohol, but I’d be willing to try to milk her until she does, you know via her vagina…..a little squirt that is probably pee…and a little pee that if you’re actually getting sprayed on your face is probably pretty high in substances, because why else would some famous Israel bitch who looks good have naked, be faking squirting orgasms on your face….in fact it would probably require some Cleveland caliber planning to make happen, that or pretend you are a jewish Billionaire, cuz Jewish girls, even the hot ones are into that….in fact, all girls are into that….

Either way, hot shoot bro.

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2013

07

May

Ashley Tisdale Bikini Tanning Pic of the Day

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Ashley Tisdale “The Face” Tisdale got into a bikini recently, you know to tan a little, and more importantly, to show the paparazzi that there is more to her than an asymmetrical face that even after a plastic surgeon played god on her, and you know he wasn’t a back alley cheap plastic surgeon who played got, she still wasn’t a stunner….but luckily, she had the foresight to work out, get fit, cuz fit bodies age well, look good, especially in a bikini, and at a certain age, are all that fucking matter. A face can easily be ignored when a bitch has done her squats consistently the last 5 years and Tisdale is a fine example of that…..

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2013

07

May

Adriana Lima and Dourtzen Kroes for the Victoria’s Secret May Catalog of the Day

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Here are two Victoria’s Secret moms, because I guess they encourage fertility at head office, despite how hard babies ruin a bitch, which is weird, you’d think if you owned a bikini company with bikini models, you’d probably not even want these girls to get their periods for fear of ruining the suits, but I guess once you import them and give them their paperwork, they are free to breed if you want, even if it should be stipulated in contract that they can’t, even if they are the genetically superior woman, far better than the ones I see in the park, who don’t bounce back from this pregnancy thing…

One is Doutzen Kroes, who shows her baby making stomach that is ripped, the other Adriana Lima who doesn’t. Both totally interchangeable, in terms of poses and outfits, because Victoria’s Secret catalogs are the fucking worst.

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2013

07

May

Barbara Palvin for Terry Richardson of the Day

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There was a time when Terry Richardson would get crackhead models to do crackhead things that usually involved his penis at the worst, or their vaginas at the best….meaning he built a career on being this pervert, modeling fucking, cool guy, smut peddler who knew the right people…but now when he gets models, even the 18 year old eager ones he normally would have had spread eagled, he just gets them to show their un-toned bellies, instead of hipster bush, trying to impress and he masterminds the bitches…what a bummer. He’s been ruined by corporate clients who frown upon the softcore porn that was spun as art that made this guy….it’s all about the money. There comes a time we all need to sell out.

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2013

07

May

Kelly Osbourne Unfortunately in a Bikini for SELF Magazine of the Day

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Photoshopped Kelly Osbourne is on the cover of SELF Magazine, next to a headline on 5 minute abs, even though her abs look more like a singular hard packed piled of shit that is impacted inside her from all the anal I assume she has because either she’s got a dick, at least that’s what her sex appeal in a bikini tells me, or no one, not even the biggest gold digger or Sabbath fan wants to K-Fed her….she’s just that appealing a vagina…

I guess she’s on the cover because she’s made progress and is not as fat as she once was, but that’s really not saying all that much, because let’s face it, no one should be as fat as she was and losing that weight shouldn’t be celebrated, because she shouldn’t have been there in the first place. It’s like celebrating a convicted killer for not killing a guy he got in a fight with, you know only leaving his face smashed in but still breathing, only with more bikini and far less excitement…here are the pics to start your day in a horrible way….

She is a monster…

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