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2013

18

Apr

Kim Kardashian Creeping on her Teen Sister’s Bikini Body of the Day

Here’s the next generation of Kardashian exploits to make the family more money than they already have with the teen model from the Olympic marriage who isn’t a Kardashian, which in and of itself is a good strategy, because the Kardashian gene may be the root of all obesity and hairy troll evil….but then again it could be the cunt opportunist mom who slept her way to the good life after moving to LA for fame and never finding it…..

So Kendall Jenner’s Creepy, Jealous, Fatter older sisters drooling over her teen undeveloped body- setting the scene for their sister to take their lead and produce porn or become a bikini model to keep the family afloat, so that Kim Kardashian’s porno wasn’t in vain….is kinda awesome when it is in the form of a video of her teen ass in a bikini for the internet.

It’s weird how I don’t get the same love when I take videos of girls tanning at the pool from the same angle, gawking over the fact they have no cellulite, because I am not a jealous 35 year old pig older sister….The video is called “ENVY”….and it is from Kim Kardashian’s social media.

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kim Kardashian

2013

18

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Resident pole dancer and stepGIRL AMS902

Since the world is not a safe place, I have decided to build a bomb shelter in the park, unfortunately, the police are not into drunk dudes digging holes in parks at 5 am, because they made me stop before I even started…I guess they don’t get the magnitude of how fucked up the world is right now, and that every man for themselves…..Tonight, I’ll work on another plan while drunk, cuz that’s where all the good ideas come from, but in the meantime, I’m going to post about celebrity titties….and to start, here are some morning links…

New Wolverine Images
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Kelly Brook’s Got Big Tits….
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Vaseline High Five
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One Man – Three Bottles of Lemon Juice
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Orca Whale Knocks Over Trainer
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Hot Girls Posing in Towels
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Kate Upton is Doing Movies Now
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Guy Gets Excited Feeding Birds
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Spanish Hookers Wear Relective Vests Now
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Check Out These Eyebrows
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan
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Hot Girls Flashing in Towels
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Crazy Street Performer
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Cat Vs Vaccuum – Funny
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Apr

Waco Fertilizer Plant Explosion is Insane of the Day

As you know, there was an explosion at a fertilizer plant in or near Waco Texas. Not sure how many people are injured or dead, but I do know that there’s video of it shot from a car near by, that blows my fucking mind….I mean this is some serious scary shit. It’s like out of a movie, only real life. Crazy.

I am wasted in a bar, but here’s hoping none of you or your family or your friends are involved in the second explosion of the week.

Here’s a picture of an apartment near the site of the blast – Doesn’t look too promising that this explosion has no casualties – Accidents like this shouldn’t happen. I mean a fertilizer plant, seriously? That’s what bombs are made out of, shouldn’t they have safety measures in place. Crazy.
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Here are a few pics of the clouds – it’s like a horror movie – or post apocalypse – people are obviously saying this is related to Boston. Who knows at this point. All I know is it’s not good and seems like a war zone, in a where’s the next explosion gonna be. Not good.

UPDATE at 12:08 am – 60 Dead, 100s Injured.


HERE’S THE DALLAS / FORT WORTH LIVE NEWS FEED WITH THE BEST LIVE COVERAGE

Posted in:stepNEWS

2013

17

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

stepGIRL Summer Unbuttons her FRANK AND OAK to kick back for the night after a rough day

Last night, while drunk, I figured out one of the key plot points in the early seasons of Threes Company, and that is that Roper had a boner for Tripper, but was on the down low. Obessssed with Jack’s Sexuality, never fucked his wife. It only took me 35 years to figure it out….I may be slow but I’m no retard.

You know what….There’s something horrible about busting small loads, especially if you’re like me and have to say things like “You’re gonna take this load on your face like a dirty little whore”…only to have a pathetic dribble come out if that…I’m talking dry fucking heaving.

Luckily, I pay for sex, so I don’t need to impress anyone, just as long as I come up with my 20-35 dollars depending on the time of night and length of time since her last fix.

I’m going to repeat it all again tonight.

Tori Spelling in a Two Piece for US Weekly
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The Michael Bay Victoria’s Secret Commercial I Posted Yesterday
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Taekwondo Spiderman
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Katie Cassidy Slutting Out for Bello Magazine
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Sarah Hyland Busting Out of Her Dress
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Some Spanish Star’s Nipple Slip
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20 Hot Import Model GIFS
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Bikini Model Sexy Abs Workout
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51 Hot Ass Pics for Hump Day
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This Guy’s Asshole Almost Killed Him
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Zoo Magazine Compiled the Best of Kelly Brook – Naked and in Bikini
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4Chan’s Analysis of Who Bombed Boston Based on Internet Detectives – Interesting
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Ass and Titties. Ass and Titties
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If People Crossed the Street Like ANimals
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Her Name is Jenna and She’s Got Huge Tits
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Carey Mulligan Dressed up in 1920s Gear for Vogue
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Pervert Films Pussy at the Beach
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Candice Swanepeol’s Awesome Pokies While Walking the Dog
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Some Selfies of a Chick with Huge Tits
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Petra Benova in a Bikini in Miami
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The 20 Hottest Photos of Anissa Holmes
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More on Teen Mom Farrah
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Hey Lina Posada in Lingerie – I’d Fuck You
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Josh Duhamel Wanted to Impregnate Fergie on the First Date
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Who’d You Rather Fuck?
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Some Babes in Sexy See Through Bathing Suits
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Stunt Cat of the Day
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A Tribute to Miranda Kerr Dressed Up in Lingerie
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Heidi Klum in Fitness Clothes
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The Vaseline High Five Prank
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MMA Taunt Fails
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A Whole Lot of Brooklyn Decker GIFs
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Amanday Bynes Walks Around in Duckface and I Love It
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Jessie Rogers Has a Great Ass
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Violinists Playing Taylor Swift Covers are Better than Taylor Swift
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Jennifer Aniston is Into Cupping…
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Do You Like Page 3 Girls? Here’s 33 Pages of them
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Politicians Making Awkward Rap References
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8 Metaphors That Happened
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A Random Sexy Girl Gallery
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A Whole Lot of Wet and See Through Pics
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Lauren Stoner Hot Ass in a Bikini Bent the Fuck Over
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Rachel Bilson in a Bikini in Barbados
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Wing Suit Cave Flight
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POV Backflip
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Amelle Berrabah Booty Shot
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The Seth MacFarlane Family Guy Terrorist Bombing Boston Publicity Stunt He’s Denying any Involvement in
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James Woods and his Greasy 24 Year Old Girlfriend
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I don’t Know Who This Sandy Toz is But Her Pics are Jokes
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Anna Kendrick’s New Song and Video
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Amanda Seyfried Disses Lohan in ALlure
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Fast and the Furious Get a Release Date
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This Cat Screaming No is Hilarious
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Teen Ride Dildo in the Kitchen
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Wife Deepthroating While Fisting Husbands Ass – Fun
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Make A Wish Foundation is Getting Really Cool
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Porn GIFS
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Teen in Stockins Cums on Cam
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Viscous Vampire Vagina
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Some Amateur babe Getting Manhandled
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In Celebration of Springtime – Here are Some Blossoming Anuses
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Get One of these and it’s On!
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Sign Up To This Monthly Porn Netflix
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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Get a DrunkenStepfather Shirt Before It Is Too Late
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Girls Don’t Like Bald Guys – So Stop Your Thinning Hair
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

17

Apr

Rosario Dawson Looks Good in May’s GQ of the Day

Rosario Dawson loooks awesome in GQ, sure SHe’s not as great as her full frontal scenes in her new movie that her boyfriend directed her in….all labia all the time….

I lost interest in her, not that I ever really had interest in this squatter turned high maintenance celebrity, but she’s looking better than she has in years…

I mean for a while the gutter NYC cokehead hipster hispanic from KIDS was just fucking irritating, but her big titties have prevailed, and she’s got a second chance to make it count, and least for today…thanks to GQ…..

Posted in:Rosario Dawson

2013

17

Apr

McKayla Maroney Bikinis for VINE of the Day

This is not hot – or erotic.

She’s a little fucking kid, or at least she acts like it.

Sure she’ll be 18 in 8 months and her hormone therapy from being an Olympic gymnast will not have worn off, so you can legally get off to her pretending she’s 12, and sure, she’s probably already had sex, and not just with her coaches, I mean 17 today is like 25 10 years ago, but seeing this vine is creepy as shit to me. Maybe cuz I hate young girls and how annoying they are, or maybe I just hate gold medal winners, I generally stick to those who suck at life.

Either way, here she is on a good path….trouble.

Posted in:McKayla Maroney

2013

17

Apr

Kat Von D’s See Through Catsuit of the Day

Remember when Kat Von D was into Nazi porn fetishes like she was Sandra Bullock….well now she’s into walking around in tight black see through outfits without underwear on that you can make out ass tattoos in…but you can’t make out aryan white power pussy…despite being engaged to a Jewish DJ, throwing away that whole angle….

But based on her sex appeal, she might as well should be a nazi. I’m not into her at all because tattoos are disgusting even though everyone has them now…but I’m posting it anyway..because see through must always be celebrated.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Kat Von D

2013

17

Apr

Xenia Deli Models Bathing Suits of the Day

I’m into the sandwich from this deli, you know the one in her bathing suit bottoms, all juicy and meaty and probably aged properly, because it takes work for a sandwich to be perfected, and it takes work for a sandwich to get to a level that other sandwiches don’t get to, you know getting paid to model that sandwich, for brands of all sizes and magazines, because a lot of hot girls would kill for this job, girls even hotter than this Deli, but for some reason her sandwich made it to the top, and I think it has to do with letting a lot of connected men taste it along the way….but I could be wrong.

Posted in:Xenia Deli

2013

17

Apr

Jess Impiazzi Reveals her New Boobs of the Day

Today in Glamour Model News – Jess Impiazzi revealed her new boobs for ZOO Magazine, which is convenient, because I have never heard of her, and have never seen her old boobs, making them new to me, whether she got jacked up implants or not…

Today in Glamour Model Old News – Jess Imiazi is probably a crazy insecure attention seeker who was destined to be a stripper, not just because she got herself implants to have even bigger tits, but because she puts her effort into modeling topless, because it’s better than working a real job and all the boys give her the attention she seeks.

It’s all very funny, and I love it.

Posted in:Jess Impiazzi|NSFW

2013

17

Apr

Tamara Ecclestone for Playboy of the Day

I don’t have the nude pics of Tamara Ecclestone from Playboy, and even if I did, I probably wouldn’t post them, because Playboy has this asshole army of lawyers that cause a lot of headaches when you borrow their pictures to promote their magazine and encourage people to buy it like it was the 60s and you had little to no option but to buy the magazine if you wanted to see titties.

I don’t really care about Tamara Ecclestone and her fake tits, I mean other than the obvious, “She’d nice to K-Fed cuz she’s a Billionaire with Daddy Issues and that could be fun”. You know the kind of girl who has everything, can have everything but still feels empty inside.

So broken than instead of limiting her nudity to all night coke fueled orgies, she’s taken it to Playboy, and not for the money of the exposure, you see as socialite, people know who she is. She’s strictly doing this to get male attention.

There’s something pretty erotic about that. You know when gutter single drug addict moms strip, it’s expected, but when you find out a little pervert rich girl with a college degree is doing it for fun, that’s a whole other caliber of lap dance. This is the magazine version.

That said, when I get the nude pics, they’ll be posted.

Posted in:Tamara Ecclestone