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2013

18

Apr

Anja Rubik is Spreading her Legs in Panties for a Shoe Company of the Day

Anja Rubik is a top model and she’s just landed an ad campaign for some shoe company that doesn’t matter in the grand scheme of things, but that are probably paying her a lot of money, because that’s how the fashion industry works, they lure all these people in with glamour and make them buy all this useless shit for a lot of fucking money even though it costs a dollar to make, getting so many people rich in the process, and making so many people who can’t afford the shit feel inadequate. Fucking bullies.

Now, despite the industry being a pile of shit, evil, corporate greed fueled, they do hire some interesting women, tall and lean, and they do get them naked a lot of the time, because ultimately we’re all fucking perverts, sex sells, and they can pass it off as art in their perfect format their industry has crafted.

So I’m into seeing Anna Rubik, a model who’s tits I have seen, spread eagled, even if she’s in panties, for some ad campaign, cuz it’s so gutter, yet so fancy, at the same time, all thanks to a little black and white.

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2013

18

Apr

I Want to Sniff Ashley Tisdale’s Bike Seat of the Day

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I have a fake fetish, one that I just find funny to put out there with girls, just to get a reaction, because my life is boring and getting reactions out of people, keeps me mildly entertained.

That fake fetish is sniffing bike seats. I like to either go up to girls on their bikes and ask them outright, or I just pretend to do it to get a reaction, and every single time, I’ve been looked at with disgust or told off. It’s like girls are cool with rubbing their sweaty vaginas all over their seats, sometimes in skirts with no panties, or bikinis…..but for a random awesome dude to want a sniff, they act like I’m some kind of rapist, it’s not like even asking them to suck my dick a back alley or some shit, I mean if someone asked me to sniff my seat, I’d tell them to be my guest, because really that shit is harmless….even if the seat has AIDS, which I am sure is scientifically possible, because you don’t sniff with your exposed dick, and you don’t get your mouth on it, unless you get real close to take it all in….and I think that maybe this fake fetish is growing into a real fetish…all thanks to this post….at least it distracts me from Tisdale’s mangled face.

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2013

18

Apr

Vanessa Pudgens Working Out of the Day

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I make fun of Vanessa Hudgens and call her Vanessa Pudgens partially because I am a cyber bully at my core, who really hates fat girls, but as much as the fact that I hate that bullying is being outlawed, because bullying is what builds character and filters out the weak. It prepares us for real life that has rejection, and favoritism, cuz not everyone is created equal phsyically, mentally or socially.

I also feel like you can’t really bully a celeb, because they are the vapid sperm left on the floor of the public YMCA bathroom at least in terms of their contribution to society. The distraction from real life issues. The celebration of people. Like some kind of sick popularity contest, that if it exists and if they are well paid to be part of it, they sure as fuck better look the part…leading to very little wiggle room when it comes to a bikini body.

I saw spring breakers, there was a lot of wiggle and jiggle in her bikini, like bitch didn’t even care to get in shape before shooting sending a horrible message of laziness to the world.

But at least she’s working out here and now. It’s a better look for her.

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2013

18

Apr

Juno Temple’s Nipples for Some Magazine of the Day

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I’ve done a few Juno Temple posts , but I still don’t really know who she is.

I just know she’s got a silly name, but more importantly, that She’s been naked in moves and has pretty rockin’ tits, tits she’s not scared to put out there because tits get her more work, more fans, and leaves the world a happier place. I mean she doesn’t even have to be talented, intelligent, just willing expose herself, that’s all it takes, in this tit obsessed world

So her photoshoot with nipple, may not be all that inspiring, or shocking, but I like this think at least it happened, because she could have very easily put a bra on, even if that is out of character or who she is at her core and what she succeeds at.

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2013

18

Apr

Miley Cyrus Gets a Fooy Massage for the Foot Fetishists of the Day

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Miley Cyrus posted her feet to twitter and I wonder how many people have jerked off to it, because you foot fetishists are fucking weird to begin with, coupled with a Miley Cyrus tween fetish, you’ve probably got a real socially awkward weirdo who smells like semen and canned food, with a computer screen tan from never leaving the house, because it gets in the way of his masturbating. You know the kind of weirdo, you’d see on public transit rubbing himself over his pants, because a girl is wearing sandals, because when weird fetishes, like foot fetishes start to materialize, they become consuming and impossible to control. They are the gateway fetish to criminal activity, and I’ll never understand them, but that doesn’t mean I wouldn’t suck, sniff and ejaculate on Miley’s feet, it just means it’s not my first choice and these pics don’t get me excited, like the do for you…Enjoy freak.

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2013

18

Apr

Rita Ora for Elle of the Day

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Rita Ora is the Rihanna impersonator with big tits, who has recently started making a name for herself, because the Americans who co-signed on her shit, didn’t realize she was an Rihanna impersonator, and thought “Shit, we can make her the next Rihanna” and the good news about that is that for the most part, their marketing strategy involves showing off her tits, because so many girls can sing and be marketed, but only a few have big fucking titties. It’s what makes the real successes stand out from the rest.

But unfortunately, their original focus and marketing strategy got lost in the mix, and now they’ve taken her to the fashion world, where there’s no sign of tits, or nipples, making me wonder where it all went wrong, or maybe she’s made it now and doesn’t need to be interesting to those of us who don’t give a fuck about her music.

At least we have AN ARCHIVE OF THE BEST OF HER TITS OVER THE LAST YEAR SHE WAS TRYING TO MAKE IT …titties that were and that will never be the same again.

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2013

18

Apr

Stella Hudgens Raving of the Day

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The nice thingabout raves is that 17 year old girls, who still have another 4 years before being allowed to drink a 5% alcoholized beer, can rage the fuck out on Molly, prescription pills, Acid, Ketamine and whatever the fuck else is rollin’ around the party that is Coachella.

Not because I like vulnerable 17 year olds, passed out in the corner of a party, unable to control themselve, all covered in piss, or because I like safe places for them to get fucked up at, but because I like seeing the pics they post to their social media of them tripping balls.

I can only assume good things are to come from her and the girls she is a role model to….

Here are a few other pics from her instagram…

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2013

18

Apr

Holly Peers is Topless for Page 3 of the Day

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Today in Glamour Models posing topless for very little money, but for solid exposure and low level fame, that separates them from the other groupie sluts trying to get pregnant by famous soccer players in the UK. You know that stamp of approval that their groupie-ing isn’t considered groupie-ing, but instead the natural retirement plan of a Glamour model. Because girls in magazines are more important than girls who work at strip clubs, bars, as temps, or whatever they are doing to not expose their breasts for attention and to get ahead…

Her name is Holly Peers and she probably has daddy issues, but then again, what girl doesn’t. At least this one is using those issues for her future while giving me titties to look at, instead of saving it for drinking too much at bars and going home with many random men, night after night, not letting me in on them titties.

If anything, this Holly Peers is a modern day hero.

Here she is for page 3.

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2013

18

Apr

Crystal Renn Plus Sized in a Bikini for Hunger of the Day

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Crystal Renn is a plus sized model, which normally I frown upon, because fat girls are the worst on all levels, but this fat chick, is just fat in the modeling industry, and not in everyday life by everyday standards….

All thanks to the generation of obesity taking the fuck over. I mean now they are letting actual obese people on TV and in movies and not just for comedic purposes and they even have stores that solely sell product to fat people, not to mention marketing companies, in this anti-bullying world, hire fat spokespeople so the lazy slobs at home have someone to relate to other than having unrealistic people, people I’d rather look at, sell the shit….

Here’s the video….

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2013

18

Apr

LOLZ of the Day

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Here’s the best news story of all time, or at least from today, of a dentist obsessed with pulling teeth for no reason, he just gets started on one, and keeps on fucking going, in what is some solid OCD. According to the people involved, they didn’t even have anything wrong with their teeth, the dentist is just some freak with a tooth pulling fetish, who I am thinking may not even be a dentist, but that just makes the story better….I would probably have the same issue if I was a gynecologist, but instead of pulling things out, I’d be stuffing things in….

The real kicker is the dental office is called “Amazing Family Dental”….because really it is amazing.

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