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2013

29

Mar

LOLZ of the Day

This is the picture that made me laugh today. I never laugh and hate the idea of comedy, but when someone has fallen off this hard, a victim of her mom’s dreams of fame and the good life, having to crawl under a table at a club, is comedic gold. Lohan always brings the goods.

Posted in:LOLZ

2013

29

Mar

Ruby Aldridge Making Out with Red Hot Chili Peppers of the Day

Ruby Aldridge is Victoria’s Secret “angel” Lily Aldridge’s and fashion photographer Miles Aldridge’s baby sister. Her mom was a Playboy bunny in the 60s, her dad an artist for the Beatles Albums. Born and raised in LA amongst the rich kids, some of whom are the kids of the people she’s posing with from Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Prior to her becoming a model and prior to her sister becoming a major commercial model, I used to have an internet friendship with her, on facebook. She was lovely, until her and her sister’s career took off, then she disappeared, as most girls on their quest for fame do, but I don’t care, I’m not bitter, I’m just happy I finally get to see her little model tits, cuz really that’s all I care about when it comes to inter-personal relationships.

I have no idea if she is having sex with Anthony Kiedis, I just know this is for a photoshoot for Vogue Russia, which is still Vogue, and I’m actually happy with the direction her career has gone, cuz let’s face it, there’s nothing really worse than an LA model who doesn’t show her tits like a little slut for people in Canada to try to masturbate to, while reading old conversations we had on AIM that I saved in case she one day got famous.

Here are the pics. Lovely nipples on a lovely girl. I’m a fan.

Posted in:NSFW|Ruby Aldridge

2013

29

Mar

Elsa Hosk Lookin’ Good for Galore of the Day

Elsa Hosk is a model. From Sweden. I’ve POSTED HER PICS before. She’s done shit from Victoria’s Secret.

More interestingly – she’s done a lot of topless modeling in efforts to get to the level of fame shes’ at now. You know making big money and more importantly, getting non-nude work

Here are my favorite topless shoots she’s done – with awesome names done by me – you know, just doin’ my part.

6- ELSA HOSK TITTIES ON THE WATER

5- ELSA HOSK TITTIES IN THE BACKYARD ON THE PATIO PAVERS AND IN OVERALLS

4- ELSA HOSK BOXING TITTIES UNDERWATER

3- ELSA HOST TITTIES ON THE BALCONY AND TITTIES PUTTING ON JEANS AND TITTIES IN AN OLD LAWN CHAIR

2- ELSA HOSK TITTIES ON A SKATEBOARD and TITTIES IN AN OLD LAWN CHAIR AGAIN

1- ELSA HOSK TITTIES IN A HOT TUB OR POOL ON A HILL

Here are her pics of Galore, far more tame by still fucking hot, an Easter Miracle one might say.

Posted in:Elsa Hosk

2013

29

Mar

Rosie Jones Was Yesterday’s Page 3 Girl of the Day

Rosie Jones isn’t all that great, but she does one thing that is, and that’s posing topless, showing off her big natural tits, that I guess are worth celebrating, even if pig tits are everywhere thanks to the whole dairy industry hormones these girls all grew up on. I mean if they weren’t worth celebrating, why would she be making a career off them, cuz her success as a Glamour Model doesn’t step from her soft face, tall lean body and soft features…shit comes from her DDs….

These are some pics from yesterday’s page 3, to celebrate today’s death of Jesus, then resurrection of Jesus via hard boiled eggs and chocolate.

Posted in:NSFW|Rosie Jones

2013

29

Mar

Adrianne Palicki is the Highlight of the G.I Joe Premiere of the Day

The highlight of the G.I. Premiere was not the wonderment that comes from trying to understand how they can milk this franchise again. It wasn’t from the fact that I just used the word wonderment, it wasn’t the fact that Bruce Willis got another gig despite being old and tired as fuck, or that The Rock still exists…. it was the fake tits that grace the chest of Adrianne Palicki, a bitch I’ve never heard of, but I’m now officially the president of her fan club, since no one else has signed up fro the job, or for her fan club, cuz she barely exists….but her titties do….


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2013

29

Mar

Kate Beckinsale’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

Kate Beckinsale has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird.

But I think she should have made her mark on the world as a mom who managed to not let that whole baby thing fuck up her toned stomach, or make men want to run from her mangled, shredded mom pussy, cuz even at 39, while standing with her 15 year old, a red fucking flag she looks fuckin awesome.

Here she is…now stare…while I got Easter egg hunting / hard drinking….

Posted in:Kate Beckinsale

2013

29

Mar

Candice Swanepoel’s Bikini Top for Instagram of the Day

Candice Swanepoel, that’s the shit I do like.

This pic is straight from the slums of her instagram I assume the Victoria’s Secret staff run. It’s a throwback behind the scenes bikini pic, and with love, comes acceptance of all she does, even if it doesn’t have nipple.

She’s perfect.

Posted in:Uncategorized

2013

29

Mar

Ieva Laguna Hot in Bathing Suits for Free People of the Day

Ieva Laguna is 22, has done Vogue 4 times, and was in the 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion show. She’s now doing some shit for a brand called Free People, that involves her in a bikini, looking all fucking lovely and shit. Romantic, like out of a 60s photo album you found in your basement of your parents on summer vacation, that you were able to jerk off to, cuz your mom doesn’t look like that anymore, it was practically like thinking about fucking another person, those hard nipples, that bikini, those old cars and the instagram effects before instagram….only less creeepy and filled with a hot currently 22 year old, not one that has weathered into a muff gut, wrinkly dried up pig.

I’m into this Latvian babe. Latvia got all kinds of good pussy and that’s about all Latvia has.

Posted in:Ieva Laguna

2013

29

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Gives Up Now That She’s Engaged of the Day

I am not someone who thinks that up until today, Hayden Panettiere has been putting all that much energy into her look, her fitness, her overall sexiness. Unlike her mother, who is like a typical Soap Opera cat woman with too much surgery, Hayden’t stuck to just implants. But I will say, she’s never been overly fat. Overly muscular yes. But never fat.

So hearing her be engaged, now seeing her down a bag of Oreos, that unless
this is product placement, you know a paid ad spot, and I am sure it is, cuz Celebs don’t endorse shit without a paycheck. It is safe to say now that she’s getting hitched, it is all downhill.

Stay tuned for dumpy Hayden in 12-24 months. That’s my prediction.

Posted in:Hayden Panettiere

2013

29

Mar

Fabiana Semprebom in a Bikini of the Day

Fabiana Semprebom is some Brazilian model and she’s in some catalog shots for some bikini company – wearing a bikini – shocking.

She walked the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2010, as they like to import their pussy from Brazil, since it is better than the other main Brazilian export, Tranny Aids.

She never got the gig as an Angel, so at 28, she’ll never be the next Lima or Gisele, but at least she’s getting work in equally inspiring pics…like these, because a life without Fabiana Semprebom, is a life not worth living, even if I only heard about her yesterday. I just can’t go back to that life.

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