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2013

05

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

THIS IS SO GOOD target=”_blank”> that EMINENCE_MG is into being a stepGIRL!

Here are some links….a shit ton of links…cuz it is the weekend and I plan on passing out drunk…possibly dying drunk….hopefully with my dick in a mouth drunk….so this should keep you occupied…and if it doesn’t you can always just watch this amazing, young, eager cam girls masturbating and fucking and inserting random shit in themselves cuz they don’t want real jobs.

It’s also my Birthday this weekend and expect you to get me a gift by doing one or all of these 3 things.

1- ADD ME TO FACEBOOK SO WE CAN BE FRIENDS AND I CAN MASTURBATE TO YOUR BIKINI PICS
2- FOLLOW ME ON INSTAGRAM SO YOU CAN MASTURBATE TO ALL OUR STEPGIRLS AND MISADVENTURES
3- BUY A SWEATSHOP STEPSHIRT TO WEAR ME ON YOUR CHEST
4 – Make me famous, bitch.
5- Email me nudes.

Here are those birthday links…

Halle Berry is Pregnant at 46 – Who Cares
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Angelina Jolie Dresses Like her Vagina – An Evil Warlock
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Hayden Panettiere Hot for Glamour
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Best Midget Wrestling Move Ever
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She’s OK Until She Takes Off Her Bikini – Then She Suddenly Becomes – AMAZING
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Elisabeth Moss in GQ for Mad Men Premiere
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Lindsay Arnold’s Got Some Booty in Leggings of the Day
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109 Three Pointers in 5 Minutes
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Hot Bitches Taking Pics of Themselves in Front of the Mirror
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Today in Upskirt Panty Flashes
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Faye Reagan’s Lookin Good in these Pics
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Britney Spears Has Some Fat Legs in Leggings
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Will and Jada Smith have and Open Relationship Because He’s Gay
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Amazing Ski Jump Remix – LOLZ
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Lindsay Lohan in Bed With Charlie Sheen for Scary Movie 5
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Girls Who Aren’t Wearing Bras…
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20 Hot Pics of Lindsay Ellingson
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A Whole Bunch of Hot Asian Chicks
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Lacey Banghard is a Topless Glamour Model on the Beach
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I’m Still Loving These Heidi Klum Huge Tits on the Beach Saving Lives Pics
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I Don’t Know Who Jennie Latou is – But She Looks Good in her Underwear…
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Tiffani Thiessen’s New Career Low
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Vanessa Hudgens and Ashley Tisdale Shopping Together
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This Picture is Inspired By Lindsay Lohan Naked Sky Diving
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March Madness Hotties Tournament – The Final 4 Hotties
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There is Going to be a Gossip Girl Movie Staring Blake Lively’s Huge Married Head….and that Foot Fetish Gutter Bitch
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The Rapping Weatherman
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Top 10 Romantic Getaways
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Victoria Justice Has Got Some Cleavage
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The Mantis Mating
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Very Fit Couple Working Out
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Lindsay Lohan Braless in Brazil
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Selena Gomez is the New Taylor Swift – All Singing About Her Shitty Romance
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Jennifer Nicole Lee is a Nobody in a Bikini
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Courtney Stodden is Naked with Corpses
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40 Pics of Hot Chicks in Bikinis
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50 Instagram Pics of Some Import Model
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Demotivational Picture of the Day Called “Opportunities”
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Some Fat Titty Bitch from Twitter
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The best Underboob Pics Today
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Brooklyn Decker Sucks Harder than her Downs Syndrome in this Photoshoot
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I Like Shake Weight Workouts
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The Email Guitar is Insane
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Hot Tits on Webcam – NSFW
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A Bunch of Celebs – Naked in the Tub
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Josie Maran Sloppy Ass in a Bikini
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I’m Into This Pic of Lohan Getting Railed From Behind – At Least That’s What My Imagination is Telling Me
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Sarah Jessica Parker – Horse Head Big Titties
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Taylor Swift Shopping is Some Boring as Fuck Shit
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I Like Pippa Middleton’s Ass in a Bikini
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Olivia Munn and Julianne Hough Getting their Nails Did – Together
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Tom Cruise and Some Bitch at his Shitty Movie Premiere
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First Date Ends Badly
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The Fine Art of Coffee Portraits
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The Best Way to Enjoy Mad Men
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Fergie’s Huge Tits on the Beach in Rio are Pretty Funny
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Ivanka Trump Boring as Fuck in Some Magazine Spread that Doesn’t Focus on her Tits
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Hot Bitches Bending at the Waist.
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Funniest Boat Rescue Ever
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Michael Buble’s Makes a 15 Year Old Sing and Has Hot Wife – I Feel Like I’ve Seen this Video Before.
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Emma Watson for GQ
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Ain’t Nothin But a Violin Thing
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Girlfriend Naked and Rubbing One Out in the Car
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Amateur Babe – Does Greek
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Black Slave Sucks off Old White Owner in Some Weird Porn Fetish Shit
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A Perfect Set of Natural Tits
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Casting Couch Virgin Creampie
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Amateur Girl Hungry for Sperm
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Insertion Video of the Day
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Some Babe Getting Eaten Out
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Guy Gets a Blowjob While Fast Asleep – By His Sister
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Girl Likes a Special Kind of Icing on her Cake….
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Nasty Chick in a 69
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Lesbians Using a Poopy Ass Dildo
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Japanese Enema and SHaving
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Dirty Sex Tourism in the Philippines….
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Amateur Wife Squirts and Farts at the Same Time – Not My Kind of Talent
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The Most Disgusting Blowjob Video Ever
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Girls Getting Naked on Cam…For Free…Ok…
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The Netflix of Porn – Awesome!
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Save Your Sex Life and Stop Hair loss in it’s Tracks.
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Apr

Kate Moss Doesn’t Show her Nipples for Vogue Shoot of the Day

All I want for Christmas is Kate Moss.

I am a fan of her work. All her work. Even the way she works her coked up pussy on HIV positive needle sharing unshowered rockstar cock. Because she’s well traveled, perfectly gutter, and normally puts her titties on blast like shit is a shirt, cuz I guess if they see your tits once, let them see them again, it’s a more liberating life that way, one that I’m down with watching….even when she falls off every so often and forgets to show her nipples…like in this vouge shoot.

I’d say Kate Moss is the future, but that’d be a lie, she’s kind of more the past that I still get a kick out of, cuz she represents gutter, dirty pussy glamour and luxury, like a crackwhore who lives in a mansion and drinks Champagne and the whole contrast is erotic….

here are the pics…

Posted in:Kate Moss

2013

05

Apr

Christina Hendricks Titty Fail in Flare of the Day

People are talking about Mad Men’s new season, I’m not, because I’ve never seen the show, don’t give a fuck about the show, and if I wanted to waste my time with some fake storyline about 1960s advertising agencies, I’d do it by jerking off to old playboys…it’s just more mindless shit to numb the public into following fake situations, instead of living your own life….a life that for Christina Hendricks involves a lot of eating, eating that has lead to huge tits that people celebrate, because they can’t see the huge gut they are optical illusion-ing, tits that for some reason she’s not putting on blast like she normally does, because I guess they told her they’d photoshop out the rolls before going to press….

This shoot is a Christina Hendricks fail, but that’s not saying much, since Christina Hendricks, despite her big bra size, and big the rest of her, is a fail.

Posted in:Christina Hendricks

2013

05

Apr

Miranda Kerr Boring for Mango of the Day

I have grown into becoming a Miranda Kerr fan, when she first hit the scene her weird broad face through me off, but her fit body that was shoved down my throat so many fucking times, made me used to it, and if anything the brainwashing marketing powers of the evil underwear empire, have made me think faces like this are the norm, and every other girl, who has an average width face is a fucking freak…..

But I’m not a fan of this shit for Mango, a shitty clothing line, with shiity products, and even shittier creative direction, for a shitty shoot, that could have had a lot more Miranda Kerr in positions that give me boners, despite being a housewife mom, cuz she’s usually got that spell over me.

It’s Boring. I’m posting it anyway.

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2013

05

Apr

Catrinel Menghia for Some Lingerie Company of the Day

I don’t know much, at least not about Catrinel Menghia, but she models lingerie and that may be all I need to know.

The main fail in this potentially awesome shoot is that the pics are for catalog, meaning that all the nipple and sheer panties have been edited out. Keeping the lingerie all PG and shitty, but not as shitty as the panties a girl snap chatted me last night of her period stained underwear, but not where these pics should be, considering Catrinel Menghia is at the level of fame that she probably would have done this shoot with a spread vagina and hot dogs inserted in her ass….

But luckily I take what I can get.

Posted in:Catrinel Menghia

2013

05

Apr

Emily O’Hara is the Page 3 Glamour Model of the Day

A day is not a day unless it involves staring at some Glamour model tits and mocking them for having daddy issues, craving male attention, not being hot enough to be actual models all while celebrating the fact that they get paid to show their titties, and inspire busty girls to follow in their footsteps, because it leads to the good life, keeping a steady flow of titties for photoshoots available for my jerking off, it’s the circle of life…

Her name is Emily O’Hara and she’s boring as fuck for Page 3 in this ghetto shoot, but you know what…she’s topless….cuz that’s what she fucking does. She’s got it all figured out…

Posted in:Emily O’Hara|NSFW

2013

05

Apr

Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen in the Scary Movie 5 Promo of the Day

I can only assume that this promo clip for Scary Movie 5 starring Lohan and Sheen in bed is 97% of the footage of them in the movie, it’s one of those trailer revealing all the well written, amazingly executed, genius jokes you just can’t high 5 hollywood for putting millions into the shit…and by that I mean…garbage…this shit is garbage…but what is real fucking garbage is just how bad Lohan plays herself, you’d think that’d be the easiest gig of her career, but instead she fucking fails, because I guess she doesn’t really know who Lindsay Lohan is….but she does have great tits.

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2013

05

Apr

Michelle Keegan Instagram Tit Scandal of the Day

Michelle Keegan is some attention seeking soap opera star from the UK with great tits, who decided to drop out of acting on her soap opera, to become a Glamour Model, in some backwards logic that can only be explained by Daddy issues.

Well apparently, she posted this titty pic on instagram for 6 seconds, deleted it when she realized the mistake, after her pervert fans saved the shit on their computers, only to deny it was her, and post a pic of her in the bath, pretty much saying it’s totally fucking her, the pic she probably meant to post….

Obviously, she sexted someone her tits, accidentally posted it on instagram cuz technology is hard to us and I think shit will work out in her favor, cuz this kind of scandal, staged or not, accidental or not, makes her far more relevant to me and probably to you.

Posted in:Michelle Keegan|NSFW

2013

05

Apr

Jessica Alba Mom Ass in a Bikini of the Day

Jessica Alba, despite being a dirty mom of two, with a vagina that has probably been ravaged, thanks to being a mom of two, you know unable to grip a cock with no hands, thanks to the damage she put it through to trap a boyfriend, cuz celebs are insecure damaged vulnerable people with trust issues and daddy issues to begin with, so they pull gutter moves, just while wearing designer clothes…..still holds a soft spot in my heart, cuz she’s Jessica Alba and despite being that mom of two, still rock’s it in a bikini well into her 30s, a cut off date I’m usually pretty strict about, more old ladies need to look like this. Fact.


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Posted in:Jessica Alba

2013

05

Apr

Emily DiDonato in Bikini Modeling of the Day

Emily DiDonato is some SI bikini model who is pretty awesome in a bikini cuz it’s her fucking job.

I can’t stand her because she’s dating Jake Gyllenhaal, and I’ve met that fucking attention seeking loser, he’s the fucking worst. So anyone who associates with him, must be a star struck cunt with no brain that only thinks one thing “He’s Jake Gyllenhaal”….and that kind of vapid cunt behavior, like bitch will put herself through spending time with such a fucking clown, only because he’s in movies, has money, and it helps her brand, is just too fucking gutter and screams weak personality, but luckily my only real concern or interaction with her is staring at her bikini pics, so that getting to know the loser behind the bikini, all star struck and groupie-ing, isn’t an option, cuz that’s the girl behavior I don’t like.

Here are the pics.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato