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2013

18

Mar

Jodie Marsh is Nude for Zoo of the Day

Retired Glamour model…turned bodybuilder….is back…to Glamour Modeling…because being a pro body builder, not only takes away all your sex appeal you career and fake tits are based on….but also doesn’t pay the motherfucking bills…the fact that she retired, when she’s an attention seeking hooker, is just comical, because based on her look, what the fuck else is she gonna do with herself to pay her bills…I mean if it’s not topless modeling and it’s not porn…she might as well not exist…

So I’m glad to see this shoot, that’s actually kinda hardcore for the Lad Mags….who are pushing the limits of what they are allowed to do before being considered smut…and I’m pretty into it…especially when it involves this clown lookin’ throwback model who keeps comin’ back to this life…cuz it is all she knows….and feels like home….

I’m into it….

Posted in:Jodie Marsh|NSFW

2013

18

Mar

Sara Jean Underwood’s Got a Tight Dress on of the Day

It always feels weird to me when I promote Sara Underwood…or at least notice Sara Underwood….cuz she’s wearing a tight dress…because she’s some Playboy bitch who only exists because of Playboy…who hookered herself out to Seacrest and landed a gig on a show that targeted nerds and that has since been cancelled…bringing her back to her roots as nothing but a playboy chick…who can google and see naked in Playboy…from back in her prime…rather than lookin at pics of her in a tight dress that are current….because nudity…no matter when it was shot…is just better to jerk off to….no matter how hot and tight her fake tits and awesome booty look in her short little dress….and some night club…lookin for a new husband to take her career to the next level….by getting pregnant when she can cuz it is all downhill from here…

Sure she’s flashing some panties…but panty flashes don’t matter when you’re a Playboy bitch who has her pussy all over the internet….whether you spent a year on a TV show that got cancelled or not…

Posted in:Sara Jean Underwood

2013

18

Mar

Sophie Turner Gets Work of the Day

Sophie Turner is a funny story to those of you who have never heard of her…and I am going to assume most of you haven’t…because that’s all part of what makes her story funny….

She’s some Australian who was in law school, but decided that she was too hot for law school, and decided to join a reality show finding what I can assume was the next Glamour Model….but that she likes to call “supermodel competition”….leading her to LA where she got little to no work, was nothing but a bikini body to the paparazzi, and that kept the struggle on until realizing she should go back to law school, cuz this fame shit doesn’t work for everyone…..but she still had the bug….burning in side her…the fire….leading to her self produced twitter pics…and now this shoot with some youtube channel…where she crawls around in her lingerie…for what I can assume she didn’t get pay for…unless you consider someone noticing you…getting paid…and I’m gonna assume she does…

Posted in:Sophie Turner

2013

18

Mar

Rihanna in Concert of the Day

I was invited to go to the Rihanna concert pretty last minute last night…and since i was already drunk….and since I am in love with Rihanna….for some many reasons….starting with her being hot bodied and broken…rich and famous….a rumored child prostitute turned popstar who lets her boyfriend beat her up then runs back to him….who is at the top of her game….

And despite her showing up an hour late, and her inability to actually sing or hold a note, despite being run through auto-tune machinery….she was pretty hot to watch do her dancehall dancing for an hour….I’m talking humping the air, twerking, gyrating, slapping the floor….

I have a feeling she may have had a yeast infection…cuz she kept scratching her vagina….but maybe that’s all part of the show…

Either way, I am unapologetic for going, mainly because along with Rihanna being a live action porno movie for my mind…her fans, at least here, are some gutter girls….strippers, fake tits, some with kids, some with boyfriends, all fucking gyrating in the audience along with her….making the whole experience…sexy as fuck…reminding me that Rihanna is the hottest bitch in the game right now….


HERE ARE A BUNCH OF PICS OF HER IN CONCERT
FOLLOW THIS LINK

Posted in:Rihanna

2013

18

Mar

Maryna Linchuk Amazing Tits for 25 Magazine of the Day

Straight from the slums of the Victoria’s Secret fashion show in 2008, 2009, 2010 and 2011…..Maryna Linchuk, the Belarusian model…who is hot as fuck…has decided to take her fashion modeling to the softcore porn/erotic scene that is marketed as “fashion”….with 25 Magazine …..and I’m glad she did….because I’m glad whenever a model test her model ability…by taking on such intense shoots for the perverts who prefer seeing her topless than seeing her in cheap mid-western underwear.

It’s not the first time she’s been TOPLESS …in fact I posted these same pics in February…but I’m in too deep and no one pays attention to me, so I’m doin’ it again….this shit happens all the time to me…so many titties – so hard to keep track of them….

Posted in:Maryna Linchuk|NSFW

2013

18

Mar

Hey Star Wars Nerds – Deathstar Explosion was an Inside Job of the Day

I’ve never seen the Star Wars movies…..I know….how can a guy this socially awkward, who runs a website…and sits on a computer all day…not watch virgin nerd shit….I mean everyone from the late 70s saw the shit…but I was too poor to go to the movies and didn’t give a fuck then and don’t give a fuck now….

But I do love me a good conspiracy theory…and I do know that people like you are really into Star Wars and this shit will be fucking porno to you and that is why I’m sharing…

The things I do to keep you assholes happy….is beyond me.

Posted in:Star Wars

2013

18

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Turns out the only good thing about St Patrick’s day…is befriending drunk idiots in exchange for free drinks…because as much as I hate the St Patrick’s Day crowd…there are a lot of people who aren’t like me, and don’t get drunk everyday, and can’t handle their booze, and don’t get angry from drinking…but instead want to celebrate….oh and it also brings out babes who can’t handle their liquor to shit bars I frequent…giving me targets and objectives that I can’t hit…but try anyway…..cuz drinking is my office motherfucker…

Here are some links…

Anderson Cooper Gays Out Hard Like a Gay in the 80s By Frenching Madonna
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Gwyneth Paltro Had a Miscarriage – Because Even Cod Hates Her
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50 Pics of Dogs!
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30 Things You Didn’t Know About Selena Gomez
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Kimmy Is a Slutty Blonde in a Slutty Dress
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2 Guys / 1 Ramp – Idiots
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Is Emma Watson The 50 Shades Star? Will You get to See Her Fuck?!
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No One Likes Thinning Hair – Stop It Before It’s Too Late Baldy….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

UFC is in Montreal…..St Patricks Day…..Spring Break….I think it is a perfect opportunity to catch up on my reading and put my liver through a detox…because I don’t think it is possible that more people that meet the profile of people I fucking hate…will be out on the streets, drunk, loud and fucking the sad lonely girls I usually get all to myself…

Here are some stepLINKS….to get is through it….

Jennifer Love Hewitt in a See Through is Freezing her Eggs to Trap a Man at a Later Date….
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Tara Reid Looks Sober as Fuck
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Ditch Pig Lena Dunham for Playboy….Cuz Ugly Girls Posing Like they are Hot Girls…May be Confusing…But is Totally Comical…Even If You Hate this Ditch Pig who Doesn’t Deserve Any of this Fame
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The Hottest Water Balloon Exploding on Tits Video Ever
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Maria Menounos Fat Ass in a Tight Dress
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Her Name is Jackie Dawn and She is Posing Fucking Sexy
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Her Name is Kimmy and You Would Have Sex With Her
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The 50 Most Intense Red Carpet Outfits Ever
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Bikini Ab Workout
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Kate Upton for Skull Candy
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52 Pics of Some Bra Burning Girls…
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Nicole Scherzinger’s See Through Dress
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Guy Fucking witht he Human Statue is Hilarious….What an Idiot….
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20 Hottest Pics of Emma Stone
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New Barbie Doll Is Actually a Real Girl (18 pics)
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Jessica Biel in some See Through Pants!
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I’d Fuck Billy Joel’s Daughter – Even If She’s Not Lookin’ Enough Like her Mom Christie Brinkley
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Ashley Tisdale at the Spring Breakers Premiere – Cuz SHe Wasn’t Invited to be in the Movie – This is Her Way To Size Up the Competition.
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The Kardashian Empire Getting Shut Down…One Step at a Time
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Dykes Talking About Dicks…Pretty Funny – Even if I Hate Lesbians.
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The Claudia Romani Ass Flash
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Famous TV Show Floor Plans…
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Rosie Huntington Ass in Jeans
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Michelle Williams in Red Face
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Selena Gomez Hot as Fuck in a Red Dress
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Charlize Theron in Period Pants
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Dina Lohan Messy as Fuck at an Event
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So Many Dita Von Teese Nudes…..
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Snoop Lion Movie Comes Out Soon
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Hot as Fuck Blonde Playboy Model
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Muddy Titty Breast Massage
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40 Pics of Babes in Pantyhose
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24 Pics of Hot Fit Girls
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Salsa Dancing Lessons Turn Lesbian!
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Haze Her Pussy!
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Kat Graham in a Bra
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38 Hottest Pics of Eva Longoria
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More Emma Stone On Set of Spiderman
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Stodden Mother/Daughter Family Portrait – Pretty Funny
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These Lingerie Mannequins Upset Me
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The Crazed Expressions of Gary Busey via Conan
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More Pics of Courtney Stodden – Pretty Hilarious
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Serious Babe Fishing Totally Naked!
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Fox News B-Roll Includes a Lot of Titty Close Ups
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Some Dad Showing Off How He Does His Daughter’s Hair
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Lena Dunham For Playboy – Making Me Question Playboy’s Integrity
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Cute as Hell Amateur Girl Getting Slammmmmed
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Black Girls Mouth Wide Open is the Worst Compilation in Porn
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Hot Young Girl in her first Sex Tape
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Girl Paid to Masturbate in the Passenger Seat
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Bouncing for a Creampie
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Big Round Cam Tits
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The Worst in Asian Car Blowjobs Ever
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Hot Amateur Bulgarian Girl
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Sucking and Titty Fucking
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Short Girl Gets Fucked by Tall Guy
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All Kinds of Girls….I Said All Kinds of Girls….Naked on Cam….
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I use Vibrators on Chicks Always….and they Love It
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stepSHIRT INTO Future
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Girls Don’t Like Your Thinning Hair…Fix It….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

15

Mar

RIP Motherfucker – The Lil’ Wayne Edition of the Day

Lil Wayne is either right about to die…or already dead…. TMZ claims he is having his last rites read to him surrounded by family….he’s been having seizures and is in critical condition….

5:16 PM PT — We’re told Wayne is being prepared for his last rites … with his family surrounding him to say their goodbyes.

Wayne’s mother is currently on a plane flying to Los Angeles — and we’re told all major decisions about Wayne’s health (including the decision to discontinue life support) will not be made until she arrives.

You know what…it’s too bad…the dude was talented…I don’t listen to hip hop…but girls I try to have sex with do….and I’ve been to his shows at least once…and he was just a clever motherfucker and far too young to die….

No more – Tit Filled 250k Blowout Parties
No more – Amazing Bikini Clad Groupies on His Dick

That said, when you pollute your body hard with drugs like cough syrup/codeine/any pills and mix it withbooze..you’re playing with fire…..

Either way, RIP Motherfucker…

BTW – I Called it on Twitter the other day but no one listened….they never listen…

UPDATE – Birdman – The Guy Who Made Lil Wayne Tweeted This – Meaning His Death is a Publicity Stunt….

UPDATE – LIL WAYNE DEATH IS PUBLICITY STUNT !!! NOW EVERYONE REMEMBERS WHO HE IS. HIS MANAGEMENT SENT A FAKE STORY TO TMZ. THEY ARE ALL LAUGHING IN AN OFFICE AS PPL GO NUTS. THEY’LL BE RELEASING AN OFFICIAL STATEMENT SAYING -HE HAS A NEW ALBUM.

We are all idiots. We believe and care about this bullshit.

That said, stock up on Cough Syrup before it’s illegal.

Posted in:Lil Wayne|RIP Motherfucker

2013

15

Mar

The Science of Balding of the Day

If you are a guy, and you probably are, but I am not about to check…then you are probably self-conscious about one or two things….the main one being going bald…because the other one doesn’t matter so much if you do go bald…as you’ll probably too self-conscious to ever take your pants off.

Personally, I was obsessed with going bald in my 30s, …being a short, fat guy, I thought that if I lost my luxurious hair, I’d REALLY have nothing going for me….

Luckily, for me, I was able to stop my hair loss….

Here are the Top Four Myths as to why you are losing your hair:

1- Poor Circulation – so increasing blood flow to your scalp doesn’t help your hair grow.

2- Clogged Follicles – when your hair follicles are clogged, you get ingrown hair….so opening up the pores on your head is pointless.

3- Poor Nutrition
– People who are healthy and take supplements still lose their hair. Supplements can’t save you.

4- Stress – the only stress to the body that has been linked to hair loss is from major surgery or cancer. Day to day stress does not make you lose your hair unless it is severe or traumatic.

The real reason why you’re losing your hair is DHT a byproduct of Testosterone. The same hormone that causes you to grow body hair and have a sex drive can attack your scalp and cause your hair to become thinner, shorter, weaker and eventually kills the hair follicle leading to baldness.

Alex Khadavi, MD, a US based dermatologist has come up with a natural answer to Thinning Hair, Revivogen… Revivogen uses natural ingredients proven to stop DHT at its tracks so your hair can grow as it would normally. For $99, you can get a 3 month supply of REVIVOGEN and put it to test. If within 90 days you are not completely satisfied with Revivogen you can return the products for a full refund…

I know that when I saw my crown thinning, and I felt like I was going to start looking like the creepy school principal pervert, spending 1 dollar a day on a possible solution would have been something I jumped on.

Find out more at the HERE


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